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-9 1. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm

#21 dushan, I won't make too much fun of you. Either English is not your first language, or you are a complete imbecile. Either way, I feel sorry for you.

#18 ..foot? :D
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-6 2. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Korean soldier failed kick

#11 Is that the moronic platitude you learned at school today?

I know what an oak tree is. But I'm not one.

I also know what an idiot is; I'm addressing this to one. :D
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-13 3. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm

Thank you Calvinius.
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-17 4. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm

"It's a motherf*cker to read snotr comments lately"

At least we agree on something.

Someone keeps downrating my comments. It's not you is it I_like_birds ?
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-11 5. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Rastafari in elevator

Thanks for the advice mike.

Lots of love

Lilly xxxx
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-19 6. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm

You're wasting your breath LB187. There are a hard core of SNOTR regulars who feel as if it is their duty to police this site. This behaviour manifests itself fundamentally in their leaping viciously upon anyone who does not conform to their rigid views, and labelling them as trolls.

This is a comments section, but if anyone makes a comment which is not 'expected' by the police, then they'll begin harrassing that user.

I'll continue to call videos as I see them. The crap ones I shall call crap, and the good and mediocre ones will receive proportionately similar responses, and wankers who feel uncomfotable about this and attempt to shout me down, will receive abuse back tenfold. It's that simple.

And if I'm banned, I'll be back within minutes, because the feeble system in place on SNOTR to ban users is childishly simple to circumvent. Even you might be able to figure out how to do it.

Now piss off.
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-12 7. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Rastafari in elevator

You're right mike_nazz. They are all gay.
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-2 8. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

"shun you and ignore you like I am going to do"

Which is no doubt why you took the trouble to reply to me, you stupid twit.
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-4 10. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

"Simple deduction my dear."

Hmmm... yes USADumber1. 'Simple' just about sums up your deduction (and you). If you've never heard a man refer to another as dickhead and/or sonny, then you really ought to get out more. And as for your long-suffering wife of 35 years, I doubt if she has to do much to satisfy your own particular excitement requirements. She must be bored shitless. Send her around here for a workout from a real man.

Now, gazisere. Where were we? Ah yes. Don't you see that you only consider the words to be boring or inappropriate because you're just too simple to understand them. It's a real shame, but there you have it. And how amusing that you rate your own intelligence by the quantity of thumbs-up you receive for your childish comments. You comfort yourself with a self-worth which is generated by total strangers clicking on a green icon on a shit video website. LOL. That is so very sad.

But having said that of course, I am very pleased that you're having such an awesome time being you. How jolly awesome for you. Even if you are a cretin. :D
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-15 11. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Korean soldier failed kick

Fake. And I_like_birds is a faggot.
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-3 12. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Ostrich Attack

"one time i watched 999 snotr movies in a row (even the ones who sucked), does that count as life achievement?"

No. It just means you're a sad tosser. Alvin Hall is the half brother of 70's pop star, Alvin Stardust, a twit who couldn't dance and couldn't sing, but did wear 'BLACK' leather gloves. So, there is the connection!

... but Alvin Stardust was not a nigger, and Alvin Hall is.
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0 13. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Mercedes A-Class VS Motorcycle side impact crash test

The car was travelling at 25 mph. The bike was travelling at 240 mph.
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-2 14. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Overtaking

Awesome snow.
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0 15. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Angry man is going to KILL Burger King

"Brits and Aussies have grown fat eating fast food"

ROFLMFAO. You have no idea how stupid that sounds coming from a Yank. After all, Americans are mocked the world over for being fat, slovenly, greedy ignorant bastards.

I'm not American btw. :D
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-2 16. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

"Also trying to use words which are not used in everyday conversations just makes him look like a child that knows how to use a thesaurus."

I can see why you might think that way gazisere. After all, words that 'you' wouldn't use in everyday language, are bound to confuse you and send you scrambling for a Thesaurus or dictionary. But what you have to remember is that not everyone is as stupid as you. .... except for USANumber1 of course. He thinks I'm female. Apparently it has something to do with my comments. Perhaps he'll let us all in on his theory.

Mind you, it's entirely possible that I am female. Who knows? Would it make you feel better if I were? It certainly seems to excite USANumber1. But then, it's probably just wishful thinking on his part; perhaps he hasn't been laid yet. :D
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-10 17. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Women, Don't Drive

This video is about as funny as a bucketfull of reindeer snot.
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0 18. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Sad or Happy

I think he's shitting his nappy.
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+1 19. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Reporter breaks an unbreakable phone at tech show

If #8 doesn't think a cracked screen is a broken screen, then I've got an old Plasma TV which I'm sure he'd like to buy off me for top dollar. :)
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0 20. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

http://www.snotr.com/video/3597

some things are just not funny
i repeat, some things are just not funny.
for the third time: some things are just not funny

ROFLMAO :D

Oh deary me. Voutelamberopipi sounds like the one with issues. Install sense of humour sonny.
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-4 21. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Kiwi

He nailed the tree(s) to the cliff face, so that when he dived off the top, he'd see himself flying (relatively) at right angles to the trees and level with the cliff face which would for his purposes, be the ground. Hey presto! He'd get the impression of travelling in horizontal flight, through the trees. It's not too deep really is it?

Pity he didn't take into account the ground at the base of the cliff though. And so, the moral of this story is.....? Kiwis are fuckin' stupid. :D
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-6 22. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Kiwi

Thanks for your valuable input Voutelamberopipi. BTW, I particularly liked the " 'we' missed you" bit. No doubt an important part of your persona is the conviction that you speak on behalf of everyone here at SNOTR. That's really quite amusing,... and revealing. I'll look forward to chatting with you again soon.
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-12 23. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Kiwi

" #(removed comment)could learn a lot from this video"

Really? Like what exactly? How to create a dumb video?
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-2 24. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

Generally I don't. But in this case I thought he deserved an answer. BTW MrOutside, your Caps Lock key appears to be stuck.
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-4 25. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

#4 Yes I am entertained. But sadly, not by the video. Rather, by your continued attempts to convince us all that your Intelligence Quotient has managed to struggle into double digits.
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+4 26. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Reporter breaks an unbreakable phone at tech show

#8, a cracked screen is a broken screen.
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-13 27. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Cool-ing your computer

Now I'll just upgrade my RAM/CPU/Graphics Card/HDD. Oh dear... :-/ messy....

Utterly stupid. Their next vid will illustrate how you can completely immerse your PC in concrete.
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+14 28. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Reporter breaks an unbreakable phone at tech show

"Bob, just what will this phone stand up to?"

>"Well, it will stand up to just about anything except a dickhead reporter who is determined to get a free phone out of me."
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0 29. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Frankenstein vs. D'artangan

Thank you #15. I've just added you to my Xmas card list.
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-17 30. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

The Mind-numbingly boring video entertains witless idiots.
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+19 31. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Ron English Paints Homer Simpson

It looked good at 5 seconds, but then he went on to ruin it completely. Fail.
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-10 32. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Arcade Chopin

Yawn ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz Eh? What? Is it finished yet???
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+1 33. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Brain Orgasm Fail

"...how did he die then?"

When he fainted, he fell backwards onto a railway line...
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-9 34. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Frankenstein vs. D'artangan

#3, I have an opinion on the quality of uploads to SNOTR and am not afraid to express it. Your opinion of my comments is of no interest to me whatsoever. I suspect you are a rather conformative and unimaginative individual who harbours a somewhat childlike sense of humour, and therefore it is hardly a surprise that you would find this and other similar videos to be hysterically funny. Now piss off and slap your mouth back on your mommy's nipple, where I suspect it spends most of its time anyway.
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+23 35. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Brain Orgasm Fail

This was briefly a craze back at school when I was about eleven years old. The panting and then blowing hard with your mouth shut, raises the blood pressure, causing you to faint.
.... of course, we used to do this on a soft grass field, not a rock-hard dirt track! LOL. :)

... oh, and can I just mention here that after my mom had finished boil-washing my shirts, they used to turn out like that guy's at the end. LOL :D
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0 36. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video 100 Funny Falls

All falls, but technically, not at all funny.
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-1 37. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Freerunning

Freerunning = Parkour = Showing off.
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0 38. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Freerunning

Does anyone else ask the question, "Who on earth gives a shit?" :D
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+5 39. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Insane motorcycle drifting

#9 "better this than 130 miles per hour on a highway"

Hmmm.... and what makes you think that guy isn't also partial to doing 130mph on the highway? Anyway, as a bike rider myself, I can certainly appreciate his skills. 10/10
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-5 40. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Cabbies' Worst Passengers

Goodness!
You appear not to like me.
I. Am. Devastated. :D
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-17 41. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Cabbies' Worst Passengers

Like most taxi drivers, the guy considers himself to be a) A comedien and b) The font of all worldly knowledge. Whereas of course, like most taxi drivers, he is in fact,... an idiot.
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+12 42. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Office 2010: The Movie

Unbelievably poor. Possibly the most banal thing I have ever seen. The human race is in serious trouble.
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-5 43. lillylollylilly commented 15 years ago on video Smart-ass spelling bee winner

#30/. Yes CrackrJak , you are correct.
You are no medical expert.
So why don't you shut the fuck up until you know what you're talking about?
Dickwipe!