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2. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Static Power
This proves that nothing is static in life. It either gets better, or it gets worse. In this case it got awesome! 
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3. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Tortoise Bullies Cats
Ninja Turtle!
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4. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Urban Raset (Rémi GAILLARD)
Uh uh new category: wall plant at 1:38! 
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5. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video 19-year-old tech kid slays the Dragon's Den.
Dragon slayer!
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6. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video August 19,2010 Bull leaps into crowd in Spain
Next up: Bull pole vaulting! Followed by Bull Hammer Throw...
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7. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Water Bottle Jetpack
Best faceplant ever!
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8. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Silent Library!
Soft chewing geezer!
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9. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Domesticated alligator
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10. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video man takes off half his face
Now there's a face I'll never forget! 
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11. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Lufthansa: fight breaks out on airplane.
Next up: FOOD FIGHT!
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12. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Kitten can't jump
"I can totally make it! I can totally make it! I can totally... (insert sound effect for an epic kitty faceplant)... I'm OK. Still have 8 lives left..."
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13. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Jake Brown - X Games 13 - Slam from Hell
Damn! I think I broke my back by just watching this...
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14. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video BMW X5 Stunt
Stupid is stupid does. And then there's this guy...
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15. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Rugby Referee Hazards
Mess with the bull, you get the horns!
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16. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Ghost Bike
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
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17. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Kid Walks Right Through Spinning Hoop
"I see dead people..."
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18. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video 2 wheel and fast
#2 You mean instead of both legs use just one and hop away!
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19. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Ferrari Powerslide
I love it how relaxed the dude was afterwards when he actually waved to the audience at 00:17. Talk about a glass half full kind of a guy...
"Oh well, it was kind of dirty anyway. I'll just buy a new one..."
"Oh well, it was kind of dirty anyway. I'll just buy a new one..."
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20. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Soccer Training Camp
Reminds me of wrestling (WWE)... 
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21. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Seatbelts really do prevent injuries
"You're in luck! If it wasn't for the seatbelt, I would have totally f-ed you up!!!"
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22. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Boxer destroys two park bullies.
Interesting. First those two jackasses get their asses neatly kicked and trashed. Then at 00:40 they decide to follow the couple. I wonder if the 'boxer' will go as easy on them as the first time...
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23. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Parkour Training Fail
If the fall didn't do enough damage, the falling bricks definitely did!
Next up, base jumping off of Eiffel Tower made out of cards...
Next up, base jumping off of Eiffel Tower made out of cards...
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24. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Prison Activities
Damn, that was depressing...
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25. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video The Truth About Japanese Food
We all got Sushied!
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26. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Looter Owned
One tackle takes out two would be thieves! Check out the other dude who wanted to go in and got scared... 
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27. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Giant vuvuzela!!!
No matter how obnoxious, no matter how annoying, no matter how utterly useless this thing is, it is still nevertheless amazingly awesome!
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28. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Monkeys do not like to be cheated
Somehow I don't think that monkey was scratching brainiac's head at 1:54... Seems more like humping!
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29. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Reporter Enjoys Close Call
Translation before the flip over:
"I'm not afraid of anything. I'm fearless. My bravery stops bullets. There's nothing that can scare meeeeeeeeeee... "
"I'm not afraid of anything. I'm fearless. My bravery stops bullets. There's nothing that can scare meeeeeeeeeee... "
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30. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Amazing Fire Animation!
F-ing awesome!
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31. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Grandpa rides in the back
Is that a human version of Jabba the Hutt?
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32. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Mr. Bean saving a life
"Oh well, at least I tried..."
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33. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video TanDEM-X launch
"Should I stay or should I go? OK, I'll go!"
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34. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Pole Climbing Fail
I'd say half-fail. Could have been a lot worse if he would hit that dirt with all of his body... Still looked very painful though.
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35. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Massive 2 Airbag Explosion In a Clothes Dryer
2:40 "Where's my underwear?"
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36. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Support Crane Needs Support
So that's how Optimus Prime died?!
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37. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Car thief?
"Dude! Where's my car?!"
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38. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Smoke Grenade FAIL
The best part is him staring at it thinking: "Maybe it's a dud..."
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39. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Never ending sneezing bear.
The Master Multi-Sneezer's in the house!
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40. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Brand new bike, brand new fail!
Somebody took of training wheels way to soon...
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41. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Pothole in Russia
Car-pool lane!!!
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42. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Car crash
Somebody forgot to apply the handbrake...
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43. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Silbo, the whistle-based language.
Uh oh! Verizon has a competition!
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44. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video The Growing Box
#(removed comment) Agreed!
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45. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Buried alive prank
Redefines the term "rude awaking!"
Gotta love that slow-motion faceplant at 2:54...
Gotta love that slow-motion faceplant at 2:54...
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46. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Can Big Girls Fly?
Look mom, it's a flying whale!
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47. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video heavy rain in omen
"Hey, let's get the best view possible!"
"Hell yeah! Let's drive into the river!"
"Hell yeah! Let's drive into the river!"
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48. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video Shotgun Enthusiast Don't Need No Teeth
Dude, where's my brain?
-5 1. madmagpie commented 14 years ago on video mountainbike stunt FAIL