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0 1. makbeth commented 5 years ago on video How about a spider snack...

0:50 "im just like, dont bite me dont bite me"....

yeah.........I'm guessing that spider is thinking something along the same lines pal :|
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+1 2. makbeth commented 5 years ago on video Tribe practices euthanization

7:26 the loincloth accomplishes nothing :|
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0 3. makbeth commented 5 years ago on video Man Loses Weight Eating McDonalds

2:05 if you want to watch a man nod his head in agreement with himself for almost 10 seconds :|
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0 4. makbeth commented 5 years ago on video Hawaii plane crash caught on tape

I really want to slap the reporter. Words have meanings, you dont just say them. "Spiraling" down? Water "fills" the inside of the plane? ...oh you mean that steady decent and the trickle of water that got in when the door was opened? :|
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0 5. makbeth commented 5 years ago on video American soldier blinks morse code in a hostage video

#6 probably not much, wouldn't help through those sensory deprivation goggles anyway.
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0 6. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Greenland's Mega Canyon

#5 lol, foxnews.com/science/... :x

seems legit :|
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+1 7. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Possibly worst taekwondo martial arts demo ever

to me, it seems as though much of the fault lies with the guys holding the boards. They seem to be standing quite lazily, not holding the boards very firmly and move a good bit with the impact when the boards are hit.

Too funny that the only board that breaks takes out a little girl with a headshot though :D
still, if they were holding the board tightly it would not have gone flying.
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-1 8. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video When I was a child, THIS was my favorite show. Ever

Its not the same without graig charles :(
American commentator and the lame dubbing takes the funny out of it by TRYING to be funny.
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0 9. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Most depressing cooking show...ever...

This was the original concept for reality tv :|


Much better!
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+2 10. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Fat Guy Has Amazing Football Skills

#12, probably harder to play in a fat suit than if you were used to carrying the weight.
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+15 11. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Inside the world's quietest room

other senses become more sensitive.....now that is interesting.


Also, no one can hear you fap :)
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+2 12. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Man experiences hypoxia

#11 do you think a cat would have turned his oxygen back on? In reality we are the least self destructive species we know of. Sure we have plenty of killings and wars, but we are also the only species that considers this natural response as an atrocity. In short, the majority of animals kill each other, but humans are the only ones who show any restraint or remorse at all. The fact that we are ashamed of how self destructive we are is in itself a sign that we are less inclined towards violence than any other species.
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-1 13. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

#27, agreed. One solid argument is better than ten half arsed ones.
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0 14. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video WORST CONDITIONS for a Corner Kick

#7, if I ever invent a new sport im going to call it "football". Why not? everybody else does it :/
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+2 15. makbeth commented 6 years ago on video Goal ?! Goal?! Goal?! Noooo

grass everywhere...except the pitch. good job :|
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+4 16. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Free Kick Fail

#6 except that he was already on his hands an knees while the other guy had gotten to the ball.
He really couldnt have slipped much worse than that. Less contact with the ball and he had some hope of getting to it, more contact and it may have made it to the players on the edge of the box. It looks very wet, even a tap will send the ball a good distance in those conditions.
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+6 17. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video are you kidding us???

he stoned.
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+5 18. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Charl Schwartzel's Four-Putting Fail

Aw i feel your pain man :(
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+9 19. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Amazing table tennis shot (Paralympics)

They could make an entire movie out of the best 2 seconds of this clip. insane shot.
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+1 20. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Bathroom conversations nowadays

I want to live in that universe
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+35 21. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Iron Man 2 Alternate Opening

lol. Thats actually just robert downey jr before they told him the camera was on :p
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+1 22. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Archery - Fast Shooting

#11 ye id say that one has maybe a 20-25lb draw weight? Though 70lb is a bit much for a recurve bow I think.

And the release is nice.
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+3 23. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video The wittiest X-factor audition ever

#7 ye it has the same tune as another song, and its not so much witty as rhyming things with alcohol but she sang it real nice and it sounds good in my earballs. Chill out man, not everyone is David Bowie.
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+1 24. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Make Glow Sticks - The Science

Krieger....
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+1 25. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Sweet Revenge

#8 ye the whole way through he just keeps repeating "the windows are down" and "look at the puddles". Its a bit annoying actually :/
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0 26. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Goal Celebrations FX

1:03 to 1:12 is possibly the funniest thing in existence :O
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0 27. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Watch out for the modern pickpocket

At the end she says that thieves cant profit from this crime. They obviously can, so i wonder why she says that. two things come to mind. either as a deterrent to all the criminals they just gave a cc fraud tutorial to, or to stem the panic of the masses :/

Either way, it speaks volumes about how much respect they have for their audience if they think anyone will believe such a pathetic lie.
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+1 28. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video How Virus Invades Your Body

Why does the presenter talk to us like we are children? Or is it from a kids show....kinda heavy for kids :p
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+2 29. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Solo The Dog And His Tiger Cub Friends

How do you get that job?

want :|
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-2 30. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video X-Games Event Is A Disaster

Its unfair to blame this solely on their gender, those bikes are way to big for that track. You essentially end up half carrying half dearly holding onto motocross bike around a rough track anyway due to all the stops and quick acceleration. The strength required to lift those things is too much for most women, even most men would use a lighter bike.

So its not ALL gender, some of it is down to the silliness of trying to make everything "extreme".
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+17 31. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Don't buy an Iphone 4S in Turkey ...

ebay it....
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0 32. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Landing blind

#3 and 6#, "retard" is french for "slow". But yes, #6 you are correct but not for the reason you think :p So it is a reminder to ease of the throttle, but they are literally being told simply to "slow down".
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+3 33. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video CALVAIRE FRUITE

Its a little slow paced in the beginning but the art is beautiful
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+1 34. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video FAIL Compilation MARCH 2012

06:00 someone has a bad case of "rockstar for a day" syndrome.
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+3 35. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Off Roading To A Whole New Level

nice gratuitous brand name shot at 0:11
:)
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+17 36. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Grizzly charges

Wow! that is one socially awkward bear :D
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+3 37. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Elephant knows how to use a touchscreen

This is not fake in any shape or form. We Elephants have actually become quite savvy with mobile technology over the last few years.
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+1 38. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Tricking

6:17 - 6:33 um what? he pretty much says that training and being coached are unique to tricking. that is a really stupid lie. You get that in every sport, and this is common if not universal knowledge. You cant just claim that your new sport has invented the concept of people using encouragement to improve performance. That even exists outside the world of sport.

This seems a lot like that "extreme sitting" "sport" from a while back. How do you score it? you get 5 points for the highest jump and 10 for the prettiest twirl? I know its probably uber athletic and all, but it just seems a little wimpy to me. Including actual martial arts techniques only emphasises the fact that you are not actually attempting to do anything practical(ie, its about form and poise rather than strength and technique)
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+1 39. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Dog welcomes Soldier home

Maybe not greeting soldiers, but there are more cat videos than dog videos on the internet ill wager.....
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+1 40. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Got To Dance

I wish i grew up in a time when it was ok for boys to be dancers :(

I bet i would have been good at that sh't.
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0 41. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Don't judge a book by its cover...

Ha, good advert :) "No matter how retarded you look, we can pass you off as a normal human being".


Also, that dude was way too dramatic. I guess he likes the attention. Explains a lot :p
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+1 42. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Ocean currents animation

wowsies, those are some really scary looking swirly bits :O
Anyone else fancy a sailing trip around South Africa?



It is cool how you can see the larger ocean currents such as the gulf stream at 0:10 and kuroshio current at 1:18.
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+3 43. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Red

2:15 face off :p
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+3 44. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Stealing Time

#3 he steals the time machine. If you mean the bit before that, the trick is that the guy with the scarf convinces the inventor to "go back and FIX events" rather than turn the machine off at that point. if he had taken the machine the inventor would have come back and found the machine stolen and would have been unable to go back in time and pull the trigger, then go back again to receive the bullet.
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+1 45. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

#13 One does not simply blow up a bunker containing chemical weapons.

nah you use these bad boys to blow up hardware munitions or airstrips etc, stuff you can blow up. hit a chemical weapon plant and god knows what you would end up releasing. also these tend not to be on the frontline, where you would generally find bunkers. That is more of a story you get fed to make the killing more palatable.
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-1 46. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video JONATHAN ANTOINE AUDITION - BRITAINS GOT TALENT 2012

He is quite good, the girl not so much. She is a bit shrill and not so much in tune with him as singing at the same time.

I think the crowd are getting off on his physical appearance and his volume(in both senses :p)
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+9 47. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video The Sagan Series - The Humans

His voice makes me feel like im a kid again :)
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+4 48. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video For snooker friends only ...

you win a whole load of cash if you manage to do this in competition. Its like a special prize
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+37 49. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Lie Detector

that little box is scarily all-knowing :O
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+3 50. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video The Laser Sword

#6 then he lost it(along with his hand) and made his own(the green one from "return of the jedi";)
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0 51. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Hate E-mails with Richard Dawkins

LOL! @ #30 "Everyone knows what Christmas and Easter currently represent. Let's not live in the past now."

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"----George Santayana

If you can change the meaning of things after the fact then nothing means anything anyway. Not sure about easter, but christmas was moved to replace the pagan winter solstice when christianity overthrew paganism in europe. I know holloween is the harvest festival but dont know any pagan celebrations in spring.

You can keep spewing nonsensical words to prove your insane theories, but facts are facts.
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-8 52. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Abundance is our future

The ads on this website are a disgrace, way too loud and in your face. They almost make me not want to come back again and again like i have done for years. for the first 30 seconds of this vid the sound was drowned out by some cilit bang rubbish posted over war images :/

snotr, get your sh*t together. There was a time when this site was great, now its like they dont care at all.
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0 53. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Balls Crash

i really cant understand the context of this. Why were they video taping and what was about to go down?

kinda scary :O
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+20 54. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Man Buys a Safe On Ebay...

hold on. right at the end they say they couldnt track the guy down, which means that no one has seen this 26k. so this could just be a troll that they went and made a news report about :/
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0 55. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Rescuing the dog

this could be done in 5 mins with a honk of the horn and a towel or jumper laying in wait >:)

ah no, its nice that he took the time to do it right.
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+1 56. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video What Is Squashing

he is a pancake and she is a big ol' chunk of butter on top.
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+1 57. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Dawn of the Dead

yuck. This doesnt seem like the US judging by accents but it sure looks like they have a similar people = cattle attitude.
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+1 58. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video Would I lie to you

hmm, im probably going to do this at some point. Although if you are with some yoke that needs this kind of treatment then you should probably stay well clear to begin with.
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-3 59. makbeth commented 7 years ago on video How to make a trailer for an Academy Award winning film

#6 you do realise that people only say that as a joke and/or to get a reaction from people who dont get that its a joke.

I had to stop this video just after the 1 min mark. It starts off ok, but there is only so long you can keep going with a single joke before it gets lame. By the halfway point this is not a parody of a movie trailer, its on to its third or fourth plot by then.
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+2 60. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Hate E-mails with Richard Dawkins

#25 that is not how evolution works exactly. Not so much a constant unilateral change but a slight variation from generation to generation. Eventually a few generations down the line, only the most dominant genes from each ancestor survive. Beings adapt to their environment, but by any change in the being themselves. So if the world were 6ft under water people would probably either get taller or become natural swimmers. Not a magical change, just that everyone else would die. Tall, strong swimmers would be left to re-populate the earth. The world changes far more subtly and slowly than that though. You would possibly have to go back to the last ice age to notice any major difference across all peoples.
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+2 61. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Gangs Taking Their Violence Online Via Twitter

#8 real or not its fox, so god knows how much of the truth you are getting
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0 62. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Four Bit Maze

The problem is the rules change with each challenge(ie, it doesnt get harder, just changes). So its just a case of trial and error until you figure out the rules. It needs more than 16 states and a clear rule set to be a fun "challenge".
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+1 63. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Bouncer

#1 ye a mate of mine was a bouncer for a while. He came home with a new horror story every second night. Some of the worst were when he was working security in a 24h supermarket, not a good place to be at 4am :(
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0 64. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Child Abuse..Becareful who you trust

Ah ha! the computer they were using is infected :p check the first 30 seconds for two shots of BS advertising
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+1 65. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Can anyone decipher WTF she is trying to say?

The train system AND the rail system? Girl gets around :/
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0 66. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video NCIS: 2 Idiots 1 Keyboard

#2 she did however say they were only trying to access her computer. Even better solution would be to unplug the network cable. Same goes for server, just disconnect it. The thing is, in rl detecting the hacker is usually the issue, once you spot them you can remove them fairly easily.
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0 67. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Reaction of a gay guy to 2 Girls 1 Cup

He kind of over acts it, a whole lot.
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+1 68. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Screaming Severed Head Prank

I would definitely give her a little foot nudge.
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0 69. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Attempted murder !

He cant be tried for attempted murder....because he didnt attempt to murder anyone. Even if the guy died it would still only be manslaughter.

This is a major problem with society today. The internet and sensationalist reporting have led us to over exaggerate everything to the point that if we dont it seems banal.

How many run of the mill videos are titled "Most amazing ever" or "unbelievable epic thing"? Then crazy media coverage of a woman who accidentally killed her baby leads to people wanting her given the death penalty.

Result:
Now Casey Anthony is free, 96.6% of all videos claim to be the most amazing version of that video and this guy will be tried for a crime he didnt commit and will not go to jail.
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+13 70. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Making Sheeple

Only problem is its all heresay and anecdotal evidence.

And at 5:27, does he say "our door bitch"?
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+3 71. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Balotelli failed trick shot - Mancini takes him out

You may not spot it at first, but this is a worthy video.
Basically there is never a substitution that early in a match unless someone gets badly injured. Balotelli is one of those hot headed young players. He wants to be the star of the show and he lashes out when things dont go his way Here we have an example of him showboating and screwing up. The coach taking him off at this point is basically letting him know his place.
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+3 72. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Real Superhumans

#6 totally in agreement.

These presenter guys usually like to throw in a bit of speculative crap to exaggerate whatever thing they are presenting.
Any time you here something like ".....are on the verge of...." or "Scientists say that in the future..." or really anything that is overly general, doesnt quote any reference or speaks as though its the authority on some subject letting you know the "facts", its usually complete fabrication.
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+5 73. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video His beer walks away

kinda pointless...
So he put in a load of batteries and servos and electronic stuff, but now you cant fit any beer in it.

He basically invented the first beer can you cant drink. A beer cant.
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+35 74. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video angry cooker

Ah ha! the end is priceless >:)


Possibly fake though...
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+7 75. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Zapp Brannigans Guide to Making Love at a Woman

#3 ....awesome
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-6 76. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Tribe Meets White Man for the First Time

If it was their first contact with humans from outside their group.....does that mean they were inbreading all this time?
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+1 77. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video tv fail compilation

The second I saw RTE news I knew what was coming, I was laughing long before yerman bounced his head of the path >:)
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+2 78. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Hilarious Ukrainian Army commercial

It doesnt half look like it was recorded on some dudes iPhone.
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+10 79. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Nice racing technique

Nice move, as long as you dont mind a face full of ball sweat :/
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-2 80. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Lego-style apartment transforms into infinite spaces

you cant have a shower if your mate is staying with you....
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0 81. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Fifty people One Question

from around 7:35 it starts getting very "real"
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+1 82. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Mirko

The music makes it seem rather surreal :|
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+3 83. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Tunnel of Death

0:52 mitosis

Its the only explanation :)
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-3 84. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video 40mm riot grenade

#36 The US is the worlds biggest problem...
Everyone else is conforming to kyoto, and no one else invades each other anymore.
Spending more on "defence" than health and education combined is unacceptable.
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+1 85. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2 LIVE ACTION

#18 how exactly is this "fake"?
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+18 86. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Ronaldo giving Nuno Gomes some snot

Gomes was clueless! :D
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0 87. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video 1950's Commercial for Coca-Cola

#4, #12, #22
Guinness ->1759

The good stuff :)
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-2 88. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video 40mm riot grenade

#12 ...so who did you test them on?

I will never understand how humans became so twisted that they can use empty words to justify murdering each other.

And #22, there is one difference between the US military and al Qaeda...Al Qaeda hasnt killed any innocents in the last 10 years.
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+3 89. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video License Plate Gadget

#10 ...is that so hard to believe?

cars look way cooler without the tags. Especially useful on an alpha romeo, the car with a giant v shape down the front and license plates usually to one side
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0 90. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video A Journey Into A Black Hole

Did anyone else find this video rather misleading? You cant use the word "infinite" so much and still be considered scientific.
(i) Black hole in lay mans terms: Imagine the gravity of a supermassive star, tranferred to a spec of dust.
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+4 91. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Guy in Audience offended by stereotypical joke

#5 and #8, FunnyMan is an idiot who posts self indulgent rubbish on other peoples videos...I yahoo'd it :P
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+1 92. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Who can get a ticket first!

I bet the reason the cut when they do is because the cop pulls him out of the car and beats him senseless before arresting him :)
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0 93. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Epic Music Video Fail

Would have been more believable if the didn't give the woman such a generic line.
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+1 94. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Dietboard

I love the way it says "£400 quid". Sooooo legitimate sounding :)
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+7 95. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Ski Lift Face Plant

Looked 100% intentional. And he just lay there like a clown afterward. I figure the guy with the camera knew he was going to just flop.
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+18 96. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Extreme sitting

nope, not a sport. Are there any rules? scoring? I think it needs these two things to be any more than a fun game.
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+6 97. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Naked Man With AK-47 Fires At SWAT Robot

Its cant be criminal if you are damaging something that has entered your property without your permission. The robot is trespassing, and he hasnt committed any crime yet.
I am really losing patience with law enforcement these days. Its not about the law any more, its about bowing to their will or facing the consequences.
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+8 98. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Very special coca-cola machine in Sao Paulo (Brasil)

Nice advert, but it wont convince me that coke are good people :/

I'm assuming the people using the machine are all paid actors too, they act like people in coke ads(you know, young, smiling and best friends with everyone around them)
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+10 99. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Camera catches car falling from third floor parking lot

#3 and #4 well she was on the drivers side...

I love the way the dude just hops out and goes for a little jog, then returns to get his woman out of the car.
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+4 100. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Ultra-fast Trap

brought to you by google translate...


I'm sorry, but couldn't you at least have gotten someone who actually speaks the language to look the script over before recording?
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+48 101. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile, in Norway..

pretty normal night out if you ask me...
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+3 102. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Songs in Real Life

ye, that was a little bit terrible...
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+7 103. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Are you afraid of the dentist?

hes not so scary, as long as he keeps jabbing himself and doesnt get anywhere near your face...
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+1 104. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video GT-R vs Corvette

I would sooner be in the GTR if it was a proper race. The vette is good off the line but handles like a brick on a rope. Also agree with #1, you cant really compare such a difference in power based mostly on acceleration.
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+2 105. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Entrance/Exit Skills

#7 ye i saw the first fight with the weird entrance dance and he completely owned the other guy in a few seconds of the first round. I think it was just after he won the British title, and he got something like 50 punches in 25 seconds before the fight was stopped. He just tore into the dude.
I think he also holds/held some sort of record for punches per second from before that fight.
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+1 106. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Lean meat with a crusty top

Ive gone home with worse on a slow night... a paper bag would sort her right out.
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+10 107. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Name something that gets passed around..?

Wow, these are some backwater folks!
Which is really more evil? Passing a joint is sharing a harmless but enjoyable herb with someone. Passing a church collection bowl is asking people to pay money to have someone alleviate their fear of dying.
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+6 108. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video 30 Years of First-person and First-person shooter

Hehe! they mostly use the same type of game engine today as way back when. Skyboxes and textures in a 3d box. much prettier now though :)
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0 109. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Memristor

#8 you see the whole point of memory is to hold information as an electric charge to avoid the time it takes to write a physical data entry onto a disk, and so you can change/use a value without corrupting the data. Most computer operations require there to be two instances of any data in use, source directory and working memory. Memory also has to be relatively small as a program has to check the entire registry for data, and it must do it very quickly.
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+2 110. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Russian Xena Warrior Princess

Very pretty, but wouldnt want an army of her(for the purposes of war anyway).
I cant imagine the application lives up to the display. Good to scare your enemies but I dont think the sequence would survive contact with someone, or do much to deflect a proper blow. You foes would have to be perfectly choreographed for this to work....
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+5 111. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video My Blackberry Is Not Working!!!

Its great to see ronnie corbet writing again :) He takes puns to another level.
And harry enfield is a good stand in for ronnie barker.
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0 112. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Smart police officer nearly kills himself

#7 true. The commentary does offer a lot more information than is evident from the video, and they do cut the audio a good bit so it really could have been anything.
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+4 113. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Total Blackout

What on earth is he wearing? It looks a bit like lycra dungarees :S
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+2 114. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Red Bull BC ONE First Round

Aw man! I saw "first round" and heard the guy say "battle", then the dudes walk up and mimic touching gloves...honestly, I was expecting some combat :/ Bitterly disappointed.

I think I would have appreciated this more had I not accidentally mislead myself so, and were I not so old fashioned in my beliefs of gender roles.

That said, fair dues to the guys who trained themselves to perform at such an incredible level. Also, how do you score a dancing "battle"?
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+12 115. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke

ye its a little bit lame...

These parody videos are too easy.
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+2 116. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Your Mom Hates Dead Space 2

Agree with #11
This type of advertising perpetuates a negative stereotype and a mindless misconception.
A large factor in the mothers not liking this game is that they are not the target audience. You would not get teens to test early learning tools....

A large part of the dissent towards games is that the medium is relatively new. Mothers(generally) have only a third hand experience of video games, whereas they would have grown up with violent films and literature. It is easier to blame the first thing you do not understand for your fears rather than try to actually deal with a problem.

It is human nature to attempt to suppress any part of society that you do not belong to, rather than attempt to integrate with it. I think this is a dangerous thing. This "conservative america" sounds like a scary place. Its not enough that you just dont like something, you must also go on record labeling it an "evil weapon". Everyone believes themselves to be an expert? I bet zero of them had psycology degrees....

Typically only those who know nothing about games think they are bad, the same goes for most things. Anything you believe to be a negative effect of video gaming will be corrected for you by anyone who has done research(though it will probably be rejected by anyone who dislikes the truth)
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+1 117. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Science of love

the cloth surrogate is a closer likeness to its own mother/species, so obviously the baby will cling to it instinctually for security.
its probably scared enough without the crazy monster machine. The food machine probably doesn't register as a being the way the surrogate does to the baby.
For a more accurate result try the same with a good replica of the mother and the cloth surrogate.
This does not have anything to do with "love", just instinct.
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+1 118. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Cats in reduced gravity

I love the way the guy sees one of the cats regaining its balance, and promptly scoops a foot under and flings him into the air again.
>:)
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0 119. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Incredible dunk

So obviously its a viral phone commercial then...

..or just a G-Man commercial. They dont make a lot of effort to hide that fact.
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0 120. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Bollywood Action Film

In india there is no such thing as physics, just an army of robot val kilmers >:)
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+3 121. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Photoshop Tutorial Rap

I like the random dancing girl :) How relevant...
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-1 122. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle (The Parking Hustle)

No, the mark will now think "These traffic guys just screwed me over"...
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+27 123. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Memristor

At no point do they actually tell you what a "memristor" is or how it works. And I would love to know where they got the 4 elements thing from.
Sounds cool, but there is so little info you must wonder if it really exists, and if so what it actually does.

Also, you cant combine memory and storage they do a different job.
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+5 124. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video How It's Made - Baseballs

Now I want to open a baseball...

That rubber ball looks soooo bouncy >:)
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0 125. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Malaria caught on camera breaking and entering cell

...And the worst part is you can catch it from the vaccination. I got a mild dose years ago when I was undergoing the treatment before a holiday and my mother got it very bad.
Its a very malicious little parasite, and you can never become immune(you can only become more tolerant).
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+4 126. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Golden Globes 2011 - Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue

How can there ever be a "too far"? Words are just words, and you have the right to say what you want.
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+2 127. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Cami Secret. Custom cleavage.

up OR down! wow, that is one versatile piece of cloth...
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+3 128. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Cars of the future - 1948

Its interesting, this was made not long after the invention of the jet engine. I imagine around that time planes were what computers are today, the most rapidly advancing technology of the day. What if they were to make a video today about cars of the future?

...autopilot gps :(|)
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+5 129. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Deadly Cape Cobra

#6 I can see only one downside to your plan....
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+2 130. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Amazing virtuosity: Gunhild Carling

I like her voice/singing style but she seems a little eager to flourish on most of those instruments.
born to perform :)
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+1 131. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Fake Punt

LOL!I remember this. That is a play straight out of a madden game :)
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+5 132. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Neil deGrasse Tyson: Are we alone in the universe

I like hearing what this guy has to say, but its not really science.
He sort of takes bits and pieces of facts, throws in a few maybes and adds a dramatic show. So now carbon/hydrogen/nitrogen/helium being common on both earth and the area around earth(because we have no idea what all the stuff beyond what we know about is made of) means that extra terrestrial life is inevitable. He takes a theory, finds a reason it may be true, then expands the hell out of it and wraps it in a clown costume.

I knew before I started the video that I would agree with his hypothesis but cringe at his reasoning.

He dumbs down some piece of true scientific truth enough for the common moron to buy his ideas, throws in a whole load of speculation and uses language and showmanship rather than evidence to make his point.

Again, I rarely disagree with his beliefs, but by the time he is finished talking I always feel like a dope for ever giving him the time. Its like someone told him the answers and left him to figure out/make up the stuff in between.





And #16...just no.
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+2 133. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Protection doors made in China

so not great in a fire then...
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+2 134. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Good ol'boy taking a scizzor lift to the beer store.

Probably fake. Possibly even viral. Its too clean to be real. The audio is too good, the dialog is very smooth and the guy is a bit to sassy not to have been beaten to within an inch of his life.

Also handy the way the officer had a fireman with a lift jack in his back pocket.
It almost seems like a training video for angry police officers.
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+4 135. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Backwards Last Second Basketball Shot

you can tell by the reactions that it didnt change the outcome :( Pity, what a way to win...
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+7 136. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video This is Football

vid starts at 0:51...
There are a few nice goals here, but its mostly just English clubs, or English clubs in CL ties(note, generally on the receiving end).

Watch some Spanish, Italian, Brazillian, or Argentine football if you want to see some really pretty goals :)

This vid was obviously made by a pretty young British fan. There is so much more to football than the mediocrity of the English game, though if you lived here the papers would tell you otherwise(like its a matter of pride or something),
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+1 137. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Trolley Problem

Fatty would have to be equal in mass to the train to even slow it to half speed, much more to make it stop. Also, many other things(so many the video does not merit the time it would take to completely discredit every aspect). So this situation was basically devised by idiots.

To be honest i dont think I would pull the switch either. I would make any attempt i could to warn them/stop the train but not by turning the people into numbers and doing the maths. If the four died, I did my best and my conscience is clear. Blame goes to the morons working on the active line, or the super silent invisible train company for doing their jobs too well.

The rules/conditions of the conundrum are too far removed from the realms of possibility and reality to ever return a valid answer.
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+12 138. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Team Hoyt

kinda make you want to leave the internet for a while and do something....
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+1 139. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video A new paradigm on human evolution

#(removed comment) Ahahahaha! I hope you area real person. That is too funny :)
Dont respond to it ppl, its just complete jiberish
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0 140. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam

#23 yes i didnt mean to discredit the point you were making, but I didnt like the ignorance of your statement. Experience some other cultures, it will blow your mind how different things are in other parts of the world. For example, your "world series" involves one country, while in my country the "national championship" involves teams from three countries. Not having a go, just diferent.
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+2 141. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video World's Smallest Periodic Table

Perhaps the smallest in the world?
Well unless they had a practice run id say thats a fairly safe bet...
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+51 142. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Heinz Ketchup Robot

Heinz, we will paint your house.
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+3 143. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video What's the real purpose of a bus?

Cheeky >:)
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0 144. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam

#10 that was a fairly americ-tarded thing to say. Its not as easy to get fake documentation on most of planet earth as it is on "planet america".

Im surprised these guys hand over cash for nothing, they all look young so probably a first car in most cases. They may not have known about the owners book or registration. Still pretty stupid though.
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+1 145. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Polar Bears playing with spy cameras

Anyone recognise the voice from doctor who?
David Tennant that is...
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0 146. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Warning / Error

ye its pretty good. Im not sure a two year old would understand a word of it but i guess thats just what people say when they cant think up a reason of their own to vent their frustrations.
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-3 147. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Slovenian TV Show Fail

#9 and #16 chivarly should be dead by now, its one of the major things holding back the womens rights movement.
Positive discrimination is still discrimination.
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+7 148. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Cyanide & Happiness - The Hard Way Sub Ita

#6 He is the one in purple :)
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+25 149. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Extraordinary People - The Iceman

I wish i didnt know how they know what happens to the "average person" after 25mins :(
If 7 is torture i cant image 25.
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+2 150. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The McGurk Effect

Or close your eyes midway through the fa's. weird:)
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+5 151. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Explaining Canada to Americans

I would sooner be canadian than american anyway. The narrater seemed a bit too american though, "world class cities" what exactly is a "world class" city?
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+4 152. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The woman language translator

Its not what they say that matters, its not even what they mean that matters. Women have the ability to change their minds about what they ment later :D
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+2 153. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Satan visits the children

ive seen this before, but i cant for the life of me remember where :/
his has happened me a few times in the past week or so. Is snotr reposting or just behind the times?
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+2 154. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The owl & the spider

#11 i disagree, "completely covered" is exactly how i would describe this vid in relation to crap.
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-1 155. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Cat enjoying dinner

the first thumbs up looked good with the cats expression. pity he kept doing it :|
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+1 156. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Secret Life of Cats

All i could see was a fluffy chin.
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+4 157. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Police control

Its not as good when there is a script involved :|
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+41 158. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Parking Carnage

I love it!
"Its an accident waiting to happen, one space two cars...and two women drivers"
>:)
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+5 159. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Red Bull Antarctica Project: Base Jumping vom Ulvetanna

The first song is by Boyce Avenue & Kina Grannis. Nice cover
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+25 160. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video 100 Famous Rock Guitar Riffs

Pretty cool, even just to see mow many you can recognise:)
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+23 161. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel

lol hammer, ie blunt object!
ye my laptop technically has a hammer function too, i dont use it very often >:)
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+65 162. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video fun at work

Thats one of those things that you instantly change your mind about the second you realise its too late:)
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+15 163. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The Greatest Invention Yet

Anything with either David Mitchell or Robert Webb involved is going to be gold :)
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+7 164. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Rugby Answer Interview Fail

You know he is a qualified MD?
He also released a statement that his replies to this interview were inspired by the sketch from "Mike Basset:England Manager", ie, he was having a laugh.
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+3 165. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Navy SEAL Extraction

wouldnt want to try this on a rough sea :O
Some seriously composed pilots required for this kind of tomfoolery :)
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+7 166. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Awesome Rugby Tackle

ya #1, as long as your not offside and the guy is still alive afterwards you are pretty much allowed to do anything nessesary to take your man down.
You can get a warning if you stand on people intentionally a few times but its mostly anything goes.
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+24 167. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video The loneliest animal on the planet

its interesting. humans have been on the island for twenty years and the animals are still tame to them. I think this is for two reasons. Firstly it doesnt seem to be very developed, industry etc is the mark of human territory, its danderous to animals and they are considered pests.
The second reason is that at the point that these species were introduced to humans, millions of years into our evolution, humans did not have to rely on the food chain. As long as we have no interest in killing them they will have no fear of us.
They dont have to be domesticaed because they have not yet developed the instinct that humans are dangerous.
Once those guys living there get hungry though, they are probably going to wipe out a lot of unwitting species:(
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+8 168. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Never shoot a propane tank...

The sound effect is cool. That was probably a lot closer than it looks...
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0 169. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Particles

it comes back to interfere with itself... >:)
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+12 170. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Grandmas discover photo booth

No one can resist the charms of photobooth:)
I think everyone has a good giggle the first time they find it.
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+13 171. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video German Shepherd

I saw guys training dogs like these to perform takedowns in france when i was younger. It was cool to watch but they realy have to psych the dog up for it. kinda scary.
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+1 172. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Greg Valentino

lol at #7 thats exactly what I was thinking:)
I mean come on, that was such a set up and then....END.
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+6 173. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Classic video game characters in a race

0:34 simba isnt in the race, he is just really hungry :)
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+1 174. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Literal Assasins Creed Brotherhood trailer

Some of the literal stuff was fairly silly, but I was busting my guts after the more subjective lines:)
"guard says stop, just kill him with your awesome" had me in stitches!
And i had to to pause it at the "act like you didnt do it, there not buying it" line or a little bit of poo was going to come out I was laughin so hard:)

Rarely do i enjoy such a video so much. Thanks for making my day:)
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+36 175. makbeth commented 8 years ago on video Fake poop.

I can show you how to make something a little more authentic...
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+1 176. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Time lapse of a baby playing

#22 not sure exactly what song it is but it sounds like regina spektor.
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+5 177. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Chauncey Billups

54 - 61
One way or another it didnt matter.
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+4 178. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Frank & Kasey

very fake, very viral. the only thing they used the iphone for was the gratuitous iphone shots...
The most shameless part is the "tech savvy friends", I didnt see anyone using anything beyone a camera and a phone. Using skype does not make you tech savvy. This could have been done with one semi retarded friend and a pager.

And why did they tell us he likes hard rock?
...how irrelevent.
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+2 179. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Boomerang Trick

#22 well they dont have to be that accurate unless they intend on catching the thing and throwing it again.
its not a weapon, the idea is that you throw it in front of the thing running away from you to make it panic and turn around. You dont atcually hit anything with it, and if you do you are using it wrong.
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+1 180. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Love Noodles

ok wow...this is another super old vid...the way this trend is going we are going to see star wars kid posted soon.
Dont get me wrong, this is a great vid, but i think of snotr as more of a contempary site. Or have memes come full circle, so the earliest ones are now new to most internet users?
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+1 181. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Dark Side of the Lens

This was a really pretty vid, and the music was really good.
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+1 182. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Strong Attraction

0:35 That face was priceless!
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+4 183. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Fire Extinguisher

#24 lol, i wasthinking the same, the diagram on the package looks like a dude throwing bomb.

This technology has existed for a long time, ie in CO2 fire extinguishers, but the anti molotov idea is novel.
One probllem with CO2, it can knock you out if you get to close, and you couldnt use this indoors.
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+2 184. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Using proper english

Wow, this was like the third vid ever uploaded to youtube...
10 year anniversary or something like that?
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+23 185. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bruins Hockey Rules

#8 well no, the whole point of rivalry is that not that you "hate" your rival, but you are supposed to relish beating them and consider them as your enemy. Considering someone a rival means you respect them enough to deem them worthy to be your rival, but dislike them enough to consider yourself superior regardless of standings. They are a constant reminder that you are not always the best, and a motivation to continue to improve.

No one really hates their rival, but your biggest rival is the one that has the best chance of limiting your success. Sometimes there is bad blood, but that just makes victory that much sweeter and defeat that much more emotional. Rivalry is healthy i think.
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+4 186. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Scottish - Irish - English - American - Eleven

Does voice recognition work for anyone?
In Ireland it always makes people sound like they are scolding a misbehaving child.
I dont see the benefit of voice recognition. Its not like pushing a button is any more stessfull than shouting a command repetedly at a machine that insists on misunderstanding you.
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+4 187. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Football double fail

#18 because kicking a ball thats moving away from you, across the body is really difficult.
You can see what he was trying and was unlucky really. Its not as easy a shot as it seems, open goal sure, but awkward angle ans pressure from the defence. The second guy should have done much better. He completely skys it, no excuse.
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+3 188. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Space Elevator

How old is this vid?
The only thing stopping the production of the space elevator is the cost involved.
The technology has existed long enough for me to have done a study on it 6 years ago in Uni.
You can actually escape the gravitational pull of mars using a series of tethers(the proper name for the ribbon) on the planet and both moons.
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-1 189. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Animator

There is a lot of cool animation coming out of france these days(Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Up). I dont usually like claymation but this was really good.
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+1 190. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Operation Payback Representative

I recently posted a vid that is kind of related to this. Hope it gets published soon while its still relevent :)
If not, check out Gary McKinnon. He hacked the pentagon and the US Navy in 2002 and recently lost an extradition battle with the US.
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+10 191. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Pepsi MAX - Display King

#3 and #5, and both contain phosphoric acid.
A coke truck tipped over near where i live a few years ago and the concentrate spilled out and did a lot of damage to the road. Fire brigade had to close the road and try to clear it up before it destroyed the surrounding area.
I think regular coke tastes better, but I dont like any of the zeros or diet ones. They taste like artificial sweetener. Not crazy about pepsi.
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+2 192. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bullet Time Marriage Proposal

That was classy. Really just perfect.
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+2 193. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Piano Falls Off Truck

#6 ye, or the technology of putting things on their side...
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+7 194. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Rock Star Attitude Fail

Im going to say fake, partially because of the way he moves, almost like he is going through predetermined motions. Also I would expect the tv to spark if it was turned on and then hit with enough force to stop it functioning. That energy has to go somewhere...
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+5 195. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Crazy .50 caliber William Tell

Ye firing an anti material rifle at a guy is a risk you just cant take. Plus, the sights would not have been configured for a target that close. They use those things to take out aircraft(while stationary), they dont even target enemy soldiers with them...apart from in CoD.
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+1 196. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Chocolate Hotel Room

How would you get your girl to leave?
Also, using the bathroom could be dangerous...
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+3 197. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Epic Muay Thai Fight

portugal26, please learn the meaning of the word "epic", and stop using it to describe just about everything.
other than that, cool bout but in no way "epic"
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+2 198. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Crane Drops Pallet

#16 there is a difference between fake and staged. Just because its not true, does not make it automatically rubbish. Its when the video is supposed to be assumed to be a real situation, but is actually a staged performance that its considered poor.
This was silly. If it happened for real then it would have been a shocker, because you dont see that in real life everyday. But as a staged event, its boring.
The problem with "fake" videos is that they seem cheap. You take a situation that is not so extraordinary for a film crew to pull off, but that would be very rare to happen by accident and pretend that it was in fact a genuine accident.
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+2 199. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Oscillating Truck

Its not wind, he swerved too sharply and the momentum caused the trailer to move to one side. Once that happens it will go into a pendulum as the force that keeps the trailer from falling over/continuing in that direction causes it to rock the other direction. The trick is to speed up, to add forward momentum so that the alternating forces on the trailer are cancelled by the force pulling it in one direction. This is common if you have a trailer with a higher centre of gravity than the towing vehicle.
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-1 200. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video How It's Made: Contact Lenses

This presenter was better than the wacky woman, but he was still a bit of a goofball at the end...
Also #9, if you have aestigmatism you should be using torics and changing them daily or using permanent lenses. the daily disposables dry out quicker and are not made to a very high degree of quality.
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+1 201. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Fermi discovers giant bubbles in Milky Way

#14 that black hole is also the only reason our galaxy exists, and its been there for quite some time:)
My estimate is that the world will end in 2035, its as valid as anyone elses guess...
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+2 202. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The woman you'd love your woman to be like

#8, the people who read these magazines are the kind of people that will only find this funnier the more times they see it. The kind of "news" they tend to focus on is who said what on x factor.
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0 203. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video HOW ITS MADE - Gold

Everyone kind of missed my point...
Gold is not the softest metal.
Sure, mercury is not maleable at room temperature(as it is liquid), but it is a softer metal than gold. And its not the only one.
Im not part of the mercury fan club, I was pointing out that this woman just made up her own facts.
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+1 204. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Cartoon Medley

sonic made my day. Whats this guys name? His other vid is excellent, i would like to find more...
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+11 205. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Cameron Marshall ASU Hurdle

That was a seriously quick decision, and some fine athletisism.
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+1 206. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video foot vs face

Wow, after the kick to the face the defender makes a pretty impressive kamicaze head dive to keep the ball out!
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+1 207. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video HOW ITS MADE - Mirrors

This was informative, and interesting.
Im dubious of her facts after the farse that was "Gold-how its made", and her accent is super annoying, but still a very good vid.
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-4 208. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video HOW ITS MADE - Gold

WTF! "gold is the softest and most malleable metal", what about mercury?
What is wrong with this woman? dont bother doing your research or anything, just go for it :/
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+3 209. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Top 20 Gymnastics Fails

0:36 Right in the face!

Also the last girl realy must have done a number on herself, admirable the way she keeps trying to stand on that obviously damaged right leg...
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+2 210. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video FD contest

But the fire department cant actually use this technique because you have to be able to get back down, and with another erson on your back. Really cool climbing skills though.
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+2 211. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The WTF Octapus

you know octopuses are more evolved physiologically than humans. Our brains evolved while their bodies did. Incredible stealth technology :)
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+2 212. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Skoda Fabia vRS "Mean Green"

cool music, and I want a robotic arm now...
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+2 213. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Aron Ralston's Story

How sickened would you be if you got 90% of the way there and then dropped the knife...
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+1 214. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Massive Underwater Explosion

Um..whats the black stuff after the initial explosion? I want to believe its incinerated fish...

Also, even if vids are reposted its rare that you would remember them all. Anyone who watches other vid sites has seen a good amount of the vids that get posted anyway.
People slating Portugal26, you do realise that without him this site would have much less videos for you to complain about...
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0 215. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Nice to meet you

im glad bud light is so terrible:) that way they have to keep making good adverts:)
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+1 216. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Mayo vs Meath Brawl

To all those saying this looks like rugby...the ball is not in play, this is JUST fighting, but it happened during a Gealic FOOTBALL match. The very first thing you hear is the referees whistle, calling a stop to play. You are not actually watching the game being played.
But ye, this type of football usually does involve striking the ball with the foot, in fact you cant score a goal from your hands.
Even rugby was originally called "rugby football", "rugby" being the area in england where the game was adapted from regular football(soccer).
Apart from soccer, this form of football is probably the closest one to the literal meaning out of all the variations, it also predates most other countries(Australia and the US anyway) that have developed their own form.
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+2 217. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Crashed Ice

#14 i think you missed the point :)
Its a race, you dont "level" anyone. 6ft would give you an advantage in weight though, build up a nice bit of speed on that first slope.

This looks like a looks like a lot of fun, i bet it would be even more of a spectacle if they let everyone go at the same time >:)
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+1 218. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video chainless chainsaw

raped with a chainsaw...yup, i would absolutly crap myself.
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+1 219. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Hey kick the bottle

#7 or can it? i wouldnt take that risk...
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0 220. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Offices

When the camera moves to the second office the guy is staring right up there as though he just lost something...
:O
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0 221. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Octopus vs Shark

LOL! "octopi" what a moron!
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+3 222. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Putting your hand in the Large Hadron Collider

#21 and #25, its not that the "smart" guys dont have an answer, its that the stupid guys are talking nonsense.
Its like asking what would happen if the planet swiched places with the sun, or what would happen if time spontaneously started going backwards.
The only answer to questions like these are that we would have to throw out every physics book ever written because they have all just been proven wrong.
All they can do is tell you what current theory would be most applicable to your wildly inconsistant scenario.
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+6 223. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Cute Owl Hunts Invisible Prey

#16, i thought that was obvious. im pretty sure the "owl on drugs" comments were not serious observations :)
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+2 224. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Dj Jesus

#5, god says "turn that sh*te off!"
"In the name of me" is on of the oldest and most predictable jokes out there, a real groaner.
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0 225. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Woman needs help to change a tire

I love the way at 0:45 the guy decides to change the flat tire anyway, fender already gone:)
But ye, apart from that this is fairly poor. The music and laugh track makes it even more lame.
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+24 226. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Why Yoshi hates Mario

This video at least was funny. Better than watching that same social experiment over and over in a different setting.
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+1 227. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Store Entry Fail

#5 English is the language in the UK... In fact thats where the language came from.
I dont think he is wearing a helmet, looks like he pulls his arms and jacket over his head after catching a facefull of door. Funny:)
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0 228. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Finding a Way To Escape the Crisis

hahaa!
I spent my first viewing waiting for the kid to fail spectacularly! Interesting dress though. He have awfull problems with these guys in Ireland too. I was never racist until they came :/
I have been the victim of crime twice in my life, both times were in Ireland, both times by (different)Romanian gypsies.

Its a sad day when you can identify someones nationality just by the method/ammount they steal.
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0 229. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Rapping The History Of Video Game Systems

its a pity this came to snotr two weeks after the latest generation of console gaming was released for xbox and playstation :)
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0 230. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Astronomical Clock in Prague

so its a clock and a canvas, what are the other 18 functions? i suppose they could technically count anything as a function
Tourist attraction
Bird house
Viewpoint
Fire Bell
Air raid bell
going to stop now or i will just keep naming bell types.
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+1 231. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The History of the Antikythera Mechanism

The greeks of course were marvelous thinkers. They invented hoplites and phalanx warefare when the norm was to frantically charge. Possibly the first sign of an organised military tactic. They are also credited with coined currency, central heating, thermometers, the study of science and the alphabet.
The most interesting thing is the way that the gears resemble current technology. Though they would have had an understanding of geometry, its strange that they would use a similar implementation to modern mechanisms.

Also, how was it powered?
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+1 232. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Muay Thai Fail

Did anyone understand a word this guy said? i got "shin" and "girlfriend kicks my but". I think he is trying to hard to do an impression of a martial arts teacher he saw on TV.

What on earth was he doing with his shorts?
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+1 233. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Baby Left in Car

Is it just me, or does the baby look very fake? Also the sounds were more like a creeky barn door than a baby...could just be the video though, im sure it was convincing enough if you were there.

These social experiments are getting lame. A few of them were interesting, but now its just the same thing again and again.
They set up some situation, say "look how nobody is reacting" then show a bunch of people reacting. Que teary interviews.

How many times are they going to do the same experiment? Here is a guess, the next social experiment posted here will be an experiment to see what people do when they see xxxxxx situation/contravertial topic. The result will be that no one reacts, and then 3 or 4 people will react and have a story about why this was soooooooooooooooooooooooo important them(if they can get it out through all the tears). The whole thing will be edited and chopped, 5 seconds of "two days" worth of filming, followed by the most dramatic reactions they got.

Also, there is never any conclusion. Its like they see tears and forget they were ever filming an experiment.
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+1 234. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Mean Prank!

ye the blonde chick ruined it with the terrible acting. Great idea if you had the balls to do it for real.
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+1 235. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Schwarzenegger you are a creepy man.

Haha! Its weird to see arnie doing this but you just have to accept that the japanese just have their own way of presenting things:)
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0 236. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video record breakers - press ups

You could see that the guy who won started at a much faster pace than the rest.
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+1 237. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video 134 tons of pot burns in Mexico

Why would they burn it? It seems very closed minded. Some higher ups decided that other people should not be allowed to use this for their own purposes, its denial of free choice.
They burn books to suppress their content, is this a way of telling people they cant use pot?
legal and illegal are a status assigned to inanimate ojects, who has the right to tell you you cant use alcohol or drugs? Prohibition is repression. Using any substance will only harm the user, their actions while under the influence(or not under the influence) are the only things that can rightfully be deemed legal or illegal.
Why is pot illegal? I cant think of any reason that it should be, it doesnt harm society in any way and no one has ever died from it. Keeping it illegal puts money in criminals pockets, and leads poeple to develop dangerous alternatives.
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+7 238. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Old windows commercial

We all think this dude is a tool, but even if he were to look back on it now, he probably thinks he is confident and quirky.

Its real easy to look back 20 or 30 years and scoff at the lame technology, but without that technology you wouldnt have your iPhone or facebook or any of the other PC related comforts we take for granted.
If this hadnt sold, they never would have bothered expanding it, and this would still be the pinnicle of os. Even open source os would have had no reason to improve upon the basic unix/multix systems. This guys turned a command prompt os into a gui. If you want to see what life was like before windows, try using your cmd window instead of clicking icons from now on.
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-2 239. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bystander Effect - people watch girl being abducted

99% of the time, when you see this, the child is just being a brat.
This really looks nothing like an abduction, it looks like a brat kid and an embarrased father/stepfather.
The fact that the guy is not running for cover or trying to difuse the situation makes it seem, like the guys says, that she was just being disobedient.
These social experiments are hit and miss, some are really interesting, others(this one) look realy amateur and cheep.
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+1 240. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Responsibility of Strangers - Social Experiment

I wonder did they do each test once or a bunch of times. You would have to do each around 100 times to get a scientifically acceptable result.
If you only do it once you are testing your test subject rather than the test method.
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+1 241. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Moral Pharmacist - Social Experiment

These social experiment vids started off credible, but it seems as though they are trying to flog a dead horse at this stage.
This experiment is less of a moral choice, and more of a contraversial issue.
They are just looking for someone with a strong opinion one way or another to get involved.

Also, the idea that a nun can have her own opinion...did that realy need such emphasis? kind of condecending.
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+3 242. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video can u resist?

Why is it all about the gimicks in the US?
Korean/chinese/thai martial arts are about form and technique, this is guys getting kicked in the balls while a "plastic" sounding narrator tells you what to think.

I really dont like superimposed narrations. Its just annoying chatter and terrible, over accented puns.

"These guys dont die, they dont even get hurt" - yes thank you, I could see that, and I did not need to be told what I had just seen, having just seen it!
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0 243. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video worlds fastest talking female..

#1 sorry mate, they are never done bitching. She can just get more in in the same amount of time.
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0 244. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Australia's Next Top Model - Final Fail

she doesnt half make a big deal about it...
I love the way these people are forgotton by the time the show starts up the following year:)
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+4 245. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video (Gun) Size matters

I dunno, id say a desert eagle that never has to be reloaded is as good as a barret 50. on hardcore anyway:) Kind of impressed his arm wasnt ripped off holding the barret like that though:)
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+1 246. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Body Music

She is hot, but that was sick. I really cant decide if I would or not...ye i would.
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0 247. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Iconic Images with a Twist

That kiss in times square, they have been looking for the two in it for some time. Aparantly right after the shot was taken she slapped him, he was just a random dude and took the girl by surprise. A few people claim to have been one of other of the two in it but no one knows for sure who it was. Pity.
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+3 248. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video First NES commercial

#1 actually, its mostly still the same tecnology used today as back then, just implemented better. The Duckhunt gun used pretty much the same tec as the wii mote and the six axis controller do today. The major difference in each new generation of consoles has always been the physical size of the memory chip, and more recently the processing unit. Multi processing is begining to get used properly in recent consoles, but your ps2 or xbox were not much different from a scaled up NES, apart from the analouge controls(which in fact were not truly analouge on the original xbox).



Whats that robot? dont remember him...
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+10 249. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Fastest text message

#12
x, q, b, j, v

contains 21 though.
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0 250. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Freestyle Football Mad Skills Chick

i dont see what all the shopping stuff was about but the skills were good:)
Unfortunatly, these kind of skills are useless in an actual game. you can practice balancing a ball on your head all day, doesnt mean you can pick out a pass or make a clean tackle.
Also dont see any reason that her gender should make this any more special than a guy doing the same thing.
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+6 251. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Putting your hand in the Large Hadron Collider

I like the way they openly laugh at a few of the questions:)
This is what happens when a creative mind and a scientific mind meet. The creative asks for answers to impossible curcumstances, and the scientist instead of answering explains why there is no answer.
You would be better off asking Michael Bay, less informative perhaps, but you would probably get the crazy hypohetical answer you seek.
He may not have a clue, but he can entertain:)
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+5 252. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Superbus First Ride - The fastest limo in the world

I dont see the point in a super fast limo. I cant think of any situation you would need to go fast in a limo, and its still not going to get past 40 in an urban area. Add to that the size and difficulty in turning and it really seems like a waste of time and money. Also, it didnt seem so fast from the video.
Make a limo that can shoot lasers, like abramovichs yacht:)
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+3 253. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Leopard Kills Baboon Protects Baby

3:16 Ha! Headshot, and then slowly to sleep...
1 day old takes that blow like a champ :)
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+1 254. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video My Nuts Itch

That was a total in dude! he was making a move :)
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+1 255. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Ford Meteor

#4 you get terrible milage in space.
Also, im pretty sure its illegal to stick a plastic horn on a car and sell it as a wormhole generator...
This advert was aired in 1983, two years later and it would have sold like hot cakes(think delorean)
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+2 256. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bud makes you criminal

You can pretty much tell the quality of a beer by the ammount of adverts going around for it.
Ive never seen an advert for kronenberg 1664 or eridinger, two of my favorites. Bud light adverts are everywhere, and the stuff tastes even worse than regular bud!
And they put out all these super cool/smart/awesome guys talking about how great bud light is, when in reality even regular bud is generally more of a ladies drink. Its interesting how much their product is the opposite of what they want they are trying to market it as:)
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+6 257. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Sideways bike

i dont see the point, unless you have a particularly delicate/large scrotum it seems like it adds more problems than it resolves.
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-2 258. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video "I can't feel my face"

I love the way she has no time for the presenters bs:)

That presenter is hot, but a pain in the ass. She needs to shut up and let them get on with it.
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+4 259. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Watching The Sun Shoot Solar Flares

#6, the earth has protection from uv radiation, a decent sized solar flare could incinterate us if it hit us bang on.
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0 260. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video New Chinese Bus Concept

Ok, i can see a few issues with this.
Firstly it seems delicate. The first drunk idiot that slams into the side of one and bends the support beams so that the carraige cannot move, cripples the whole system. As for the escape slides, dont sit on the traffic side I guess.
Im assuming the vehicle is on a track of some sort.
It seems that there would be just as much work involved in laying this track and the thousands of sensors needed, as there would be in laying a whole tram system, not to mention the fact that you would have to close those roads to do such work.
#7 you just made that up. There is absolutly no evidence that this would be cheaper than a tram. I dont speak chineese but even if he did say it was cheaper it could only be speculative at best.
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-3 261. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Chimps Vs. Children

Those kids look american, thats hardly a fair representation:p

No I jest, but I do think that we over-coddle our young. Ours is a culture that orders take away, leaves sex education to schools, hire people to cut the grass/fix the computer etc. All to many of us are readily prepared to pass the buck when it comes to these things. We dont want to learn, we want to pay a guy to solve the problem and then get back to our own affairs.

Children are tought to do as they are told to make our lives easier. And of course, we punish them when they do things wrong. Unless they were told they could use the puzzle any way they wished, while that adult sat right beside them there is no way they would "cheat" for fear they would get into trouble.

You would be amazed at what kids truly commprehend when presented with a literal representation of a situation, its only when they encounter our metaphorical/sarcastic/idiosincratic way of phrasing things that a difficulty arises. Children dont just interact with the box, they are interacting with the adult also. They can clearly see how to get the sweet, but this adult who is sitting here has told them otherwise. They are processing two scenarios. one where they get a sweet and all is well, and one where they get a sweet slightly quicker but enrage the authority figure.
Leave the box in the playground seemingly unattended and see what happens.
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+3 262. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Chicken Nuggets

LOL!
I love the way they all shoot up their hands at the end:)
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0 263. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Children stick up for eachother.

#12 & #13 to watch one incident and categorise a people is racist, even if you think you are highlighting a good trait.
People are people, no matter who they are.
We can learn from these kids, not all japaneese or all kids.
Also, why is there a film crew there when all this happened?
Lucky...
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-3 264. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Colored chickens in China

I want a blue one:)
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+3 265. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Truth About Pizza Commercials

I worked in Dominoes a few years back, you actually would not believe the effort that goes into making the pizzas look right even just every day in the store There is an exact ammount of crust, and exact way of forming the crust, an exact method for placing each topping(they even have instruction manuals for the pepperoni!), and there is a special tool for popping bubbles any bigger than 2cm while the pizza is still in the oven.
If a pizza comes out of the oven and looks any way not-perfect its thrown out or eaten by staff:)
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0 266. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video A close look at carbon fiber.

#7 also what charcoal is made of. its not the element thats strong its the atomic stucture that gives diamond its strength.
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0 267. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video 8 square meter dream home

Im not crazy about the bathroom. Dont poop where you eat:/
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+3 268. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Best Motivational Video You Will Ever See!

Ah that was a bit overdramatic and a little bit self indulgent.
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+4 269. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bond Vs. Recession

very well put together and funny:)
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+1 270. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Quick thinking adult saves playing kid from fall.

#19 it does seem like a parent arright. He runs out of a shop and around the escalator(sp?) to get to him. I think he spots the kid going up and runs to help while others continue about their business
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+1 271. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Fun With Toothpaste

None of them were asleep. the guy at the end had one eye half open, one guy had his arm in the air and at 1:10 the girl is sitting upright fully clothed. Also, 1.41, too obviously set up
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+2 272. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Octopus vs Shark

The comentator provided no information other than the species of shark. After that he just waffeled along with the video describing what we were all watching.
"Did anyone ask the octopus about this?" WTF are you talking about?
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+6 273. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video You Can't Trust Science!

you call yourself an athiest, but you only mention christian arguments. you are supposed to oppose all religions equally, not just the one you have an axe to grind with.
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+1 274. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Determination

Ive bounced my head off worse.
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+1 275. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Mobile Guitar

A guitar would cost less, sound better and not need a charger.
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+5 276. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Menu handling

#5, #6 I had vids posted before. i think since the achievements there has been a lot of spam, they probably get a lot of crap. cant be fun wading through all that crap.


crap
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-6 277. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video airspace reboot

#(removed comment) i lol at you:)

Im surprised air traffic from the uk to spain didnt pick up though...
Fun fact, Icelands airports remained open during all of this, the cheek of them!
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+3 278. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video One evil hamster

Yup, he is definatly jumping the other one. They are facing diferent directions, and you can pause it so they are on each other.
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0 279. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Tornado forms in front of car.

Ok, he spoke with the authority of someone who recently googled what to do in a tornado. Knowing to get in a ditch, and open windows does not make you an expert, or by any means safe. The tornado can still throw a shard of glass or a cow at you:)
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+8 280. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me

he oversells that a bit...
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-2 281. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Serbian special forces

I think most special forces are fairly impressive. Of course most special forces(including the serbs) are based on the model set by the SAS.
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+3 282. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Sports commentator misses red card

#15 soccer saturday sounds better than football saturday. its alliteration.

chris kamara can get away with this kind of thing and its a big laugh. a lesser known personality would have gotten the sack.
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+4 283. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Hitler reacts to the Hitler parodies being removed from YouTube

The last line is great:)
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+1 284. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Cop Bends

#5 it wasnt so bad...
I usually turn away in disgust at vids that add a whacky music track to make boring footage seem hilarious. In this case im actually so relieved not to hear that benny hill tune(you know, the one that is in EVERY other vid like this!) that i dont mind so much:)
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+3 285. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Zombie Snails!

The last line betrays the credibilty of the report, which is a pity because its fairly cool otherwise.
FACT "some infected snails live longer than some non infected snails" - way to go scientific method!
I mean infected or not, they can still be stood on.
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+3 286. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video No place to park your car?

This probably wouldnt work if you drove a banged up 10yr old corolla.
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+1 287. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Americans can't remember when 9/11 happened

The thing is you can always go to a city and find 5 people willing to say whatever you want. I would gladly answer some qeustions wrong, for a small fee:)These guys are not trying to prove a point, they are just giving an america bashing public what it wants. The validity of these type of vids has long since been considered questionable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONCrE4IoSsY
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+7 288. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Cops beating innocent student, then attemt a cover up

If the police keep making enemies of the public they will end up undermining their own authority.
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-1 289. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Trololo

This sounds/looks like a parody of the british upper classes:)
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+2 290. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Starcraft 2 Beta Shit

#2 all you have to do to piss some women off this bad is not know they realy did want xxxx when they told you they did not want xxxx.
there are also women out there that are just always either extremly pissed off or madly in love with no in between, sometimes a bit of borderline depression. nuts basically.
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-1 291. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Drum Machine

An instrument everybody love!
Or maybe not...
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+3 292. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bird poops in mouth

lesson learned: when poo lands on you, dont open your mouth and look up.
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+1 293. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Tv Salesman Fail!

...thats why there is a strap on the wii controller. Nintendo knew that people are stupid, i guess they underestimated some of us:/
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+1 294. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Robocop Rap

I figure this was an investment. I like to go back and watch good movies ive seen before but dont fully remember. This is good to jog the memory but would suck if i hadnt seen robocop:)
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-3 295. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Hidden Camera Bath Prank

How did they get cameras into a shower and not stick out like, well a guy holding a camera in a shower...
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+1 296. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Hostage rescue exercise in Russia

0:10 That guys staff does some serious fire damage!
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0 297. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Avatar 2 Trailer

This is a good parody, parody-ing bad parodies.
I like it : :)
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+4 298. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time

yup, no.2 should have taken the top spot. Ridiculously good/lucky piloting skills are required to pilot a larger plane that low, with no afterburners. Compare it to playing tokyo drift with a large bus.
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-3 299. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Slipping Down Stairs

you can do this quite easily, you wouldnt think it though. it has to be outdoors though because you can get varying size steps whereas all modern stairs are the same size.
Look for a short low step, and size 11 shoes or bigger help:)
The action is in the ankle.
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+5 300. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Dragging a tree

It gives him some whack too! Of course in russia they dont use weapons r tools, just throw a ton of manpower at the problem and it will go away, like they did with germany >:)
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+6 301. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Truck Jumps Crazy Fan During Race

There is always a guy who will do this kind of thing to get on the internet.
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+10 302. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bikini bandits

the bikini bandits?Denmark has redeemed itself!

ok...
but ye, boobs are great:)
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0 303. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Grudge Girl

I think the wierd laugh she does after each one makes it seem fake, also the way people seem to enter in a constant spaced out stream, the increasing reaction from each one and the way none of them say anything to her, they just move on.
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-2 304. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video I'm cute, I'm cute, I'm hurt

#12 this calculation makes more sense.

#5 your formula is

speed of sound/gravity*pi = the height of this guys patio
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+3 305. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Amazing vehicle recovery truck

Thats cool. I realy hope they get out and secure the car before driving off though. The last clip, he looked like he was about to take off at 90 down the road.
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-2 306. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Wall Of Death

Bad time to run out of fuel...
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+2 307. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Never kiss a monkey!

I didnt realy need any convincing that I shouldnt kiss a monkey, although alcohol has made me kiss worse so fair enough.
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+5 308. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Goatpipes

Its a little bit wierd, not helped at all by the picture over the guys head. What the hell is that?
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+6 309. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Borat High Five...

Borat was very good before they made the movie. Then when they made the movie they took it as far as it could ever go, and then moved on. I like that. Its nice that they didnt make borat 2,3,4,5,6. It was the same situation with Ali G, they did what they could with the character and then moved on.
The Bruno movie however did not live up to the quality of the original sketches, that was very much a rehash of the borat style of doing wierd things and pretending its normal.
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0 310. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Matrix Pill

#12 Learn the meaning of the word "epic". You basicaly made no sense there at all.
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+3 311. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Earthquake panic fail

Duck and Cover! If those 1950s tv specials are to be believed, then under the desk is safer than a reinforced underground bunker. These guys are possibly even old enough to have done those safety drills in school.

>:)
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-1 312. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Where is the owner?

T-bone and a baked potato, along with all the beer he can fit in him for a few cents...I think I know who the real winner is:)
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-3 313. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Boy gets a special Pokemon card

What does he say?Through the spas-out he manages to get a word out, i assume he is saying the name of the card. This is a little bit over the top, kid must have f-all else going for him.
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+3 314. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Letterman at McDonald's

He realy has a lame sense of humour. The laugh track only serves to highlight the lameness of his jokes. I would love to make an over the top laugh track, ie; for the joke about getting a 6 instead of two 3s, some guy is roaring laughter and saying "OMG, can you believe he just added them together!!Can he do that?I didnt think that was possible!OMG! Thats F-ING AMAZING!" etc.
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+2 315. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Your life and Videogames

A friend once said to me, "its not a case of should you or shouldnt you, you should simlpy do whatever you want to do, all of the time". I believe this is the key to happiness.
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+3 316. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Curling

I lost it when he said:

"Here it comes, here it comes....nice!"

LOL! >:)
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+6 317. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Why Women Stay Single

Women like stupid guys, becasuse smart guys know when they are wrong.
They dont like that at all.

:)
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0 318. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Who Are You?

#2 I think the point Nintendo were trying to make is more that everyone likes mario, rather than "LOOK HOW MANY OF YOUR CHILDREN WE HAVE ENSLAVED!"
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+3 319. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Dont call big guys fat

The white haired guy deserved the chair. Obviously this was supposed to be a serious discussion. It seems like the white haired guy was losing and started getting nasty. I cant see a good reason to call someone fat, especially if they disagree. Its not going to end well.
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+7 320. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Monkey using tools

Some birds pick up snails in their beaks, fly up fairly high in the air, and drop them to crack open the shell. Ive also seen two squirrels working together to gather a far greater ammount of nuts than one could alone. One threw the nuts down to the other who lay on his back and piled them up on his stomach. the first squirrel then dragged the second along by the tail using him as a sort of wheelbarrow. When it comes to food, a lot of animals can become very smart. Its always awesome to behold.
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+2 321. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Best Rugby Hits

I think the whole comparison between sports is silly. Personally, I play football(soccer), american football, and rugby. I like all of them. I wouldnt consider any one of them more manly than the others. If you think soccer is for pussies, you are stupid, or just dont know the first think about it. If you fall over when a guy tackles you, you get a free kick or a penalty from which you may score. if you dont fall over when a guy tackles you and dont keep possesion, your coach tears you a new one in the dressing room. Thats the game, and thats how you play it. If you dive(go down needlessly, or with the specific intention of getting a cheap free kick) you get a yellow card and that can lead to a ban.
However there are types of tackles that are not allowed, and if you succumb to one you pretty much have to go down or the ref can easily miss it. Its a tactic, the players are not made out of styrofoam. Just like horse shoe tackles are illegal, so are two-footed challenges and tackles from behind in soccer.
You must also understand that soccer is a much more competitive sport just because of the sheer number of teams and players all trying to win, its not a 32 team system. Almost very town in europe has at least one club, each playing between 40 and 60 matches per season.

Personally, I think America is afraid to accept a sport that other countries play at a higher level.
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-2 322. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Stupid Criminals

#(removed comment) actually you are quite wrong about that. Once it has been edited its useless in court. Unedited video evidence can be used to show that certain events happened contrary to a defendants statement, but cant be used for proof of intent(Scott vs Harris 2007). Im a law student. Next time you call bs, do a bit of research first.
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-1 323. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Completere History of Jack Schitt

This video is a whole pile of schitt...
Also, there is some serious inbreeding going on here.

This is a typical example of lazy american humour. calling the kids deep, dip, bull etc is poor. A little thought and effort could have produced some real sounding names like constant schitt, mico(me hoe) schitt, saunava(son of a) schitt, jeanie schitt, teddy schitt, selma(sell my) schitt, kenya(can you) schitt who later married and became kenya cook-schitt etc.

And thats just off the top of my head.
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+5 324. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Accident at Pink tv

I love it! I really like the way the guy starts to go help her and as soon as the scenery falls he just sits back down. Its as though he is thinking "I should help her...crash...oh well, easy come easy go".
>:)
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0 325. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video How Animation works

I thought this would be interesting, but its more of a sales pitch than an explianation of how animation works. The first little blurb was promising and then they just focused on what they were acomplising rather than what they were doing.
The part about rigging was good except that you would usually create the rig/mesh and apply the image as a skin rather than the other way around. U/V mapping is essentially the same thing as this so i can see no reason to do that again.
They provide enough information for me to be convinced that they know what they are talking about, but if you were looking to find out how animation works rather than how the animation industry works with its clients, then look elsewhere.
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0 326. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video The Taste-Test Whistleblower

#13 - But crisps/chips are made out of potatoes.

But you are correct, Doritos are corn snacks.
I dont like the taste of corn snacks. I know its cheaper but i think it tastes stale by comparison.
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+3 327. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Cat catches bat out of the air

I have had many cats during my life. The one that currently lives with me is the most incredible athelete I have ever known.She can jump as high as my brothers head, and he is 6f2. It helps that we have a colony of a few hundred wild rabbits living in the back garden, and tons of birds.
Ha, Ive seen two cats tacticaly engage a small animal. Its interesting to see how they work as a team and train each other. They are more intelligent than you may think.
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+1 328. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Ralatak

#(removed comment) actually they do ok >:)

It didnt realy have much point to it, and it was tough to follow. Any idea what their beef with the badger was? It was hardly just because he wouldnt eat the berry...
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0 329. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Kitten massage

#3 The cat recieving the massage looks like a "Mr. Bubbles", the other one is possibly "Watson", or "Fonzy".

:)
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0 330. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Amazing Safety Rope Saves Everyone

Note to self:Dont yank the saftey rope out of its anchor point.
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+3 331. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Buttered shower floor

This would only be funny if he did it to her:)
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-2 332. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Rocket fuel plant blows-up

Can we get an instant permaban for anyone "first" posting? I would support this, and it would save admins deleting a ton of posts.

Why even say the word? Your still the first comment, its not like your comment gets moved to second if you dont say it.
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+1 333. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Watch cat

#1 cats are very territorial. The cat has probably lived there a long time. It is likly it attacked because the bear took the bag which probably contained some sort of food. Instinctually cats dont like other animals taking food from the area they consider their hunting grounds/food source. They are very clever and psycological, they know how to square up to an opponent, without actually engaging them. One smack and the cat would have bailed, but the bear was obviously not prepared to see a smaller animal charging him, and then holding ground on him and acting the aggressor.
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+3 334. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video New way to catch fish

They really are amazing creatures. I like the idea that there are other beings as inteligent as us(collectivly rather than individualy). Swiming around eating fish all day seems a lot more fun than working 9-5 anyway:)
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+3 335. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Man versus Firetruck

The closed caption says "video courtesy of WIN NEWS" anyone know what this is?Is it a news station or like onion network? Not calling it fake, just asking.


#13 a hit to any part of any rigid body will change its momentum...Thats elementary level physics.
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+3 336. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Latte Art

That is very impressive.
And #2 I can do that, its not that hard, go slow at first and try to make the shape with the slow pour tap.


As for rating comments, I rate a bunch up and a bunch down. If I agree with the comment I agree, if I think its silly I down rate. I dont get mad and rate them all down based on my own comments ratings. Ive had no problems with this method.
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+1 337. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Baby Loves Heavy Metal

He needs to be listening to mike patton. None of that softcore pop metal:)

On a more serious note, some studies have shown that certain types of music played to a child at an early age, or even while still in the womb, can make the better at math based subjects. In fact the more rythmic(heavy metal), rather than melodic(classical), not nessesarliy better, but the baby responds to it more. Its called sonic stimulation.
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+2 338. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Europe from point of view of estonians.

Ireland, where we all go to work. Its got these annoying locals though who keep trying to take their own jobs back:)
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-1 339. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Narwhals

Its after escaping from my head already.
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-2 340. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Porn Buddies!

#18 google it. Adblock. one word, its very handy.
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-4 341. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Pac-Man Illusion!

Where is TheProfessor to fill us with crap about the inventor of pacman?
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+7 342. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Know Your Meme

There is a lot more talent on youtube than there is in any record store. There was a time when music involved a bunch of instruments and a vocalist. Now its just a drum loop, some distortion and auto-tune. Pop stars are no more than images to go with a backing track these days.
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-1 343. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Cube Illusion!

#21 If 90% of 90% was destroyed, then only 9% remains. The moon is retired now anyway.
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+1 344. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Nice clip compilation

0:36 ass sneeze:)
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+3 345. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Cube Illusion!

@TheProfessor
Stop now, the joke is over. Also, the empire state building cant even be seen from the moon.
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-4 346. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Box of wine + microwave

#7 A microwave works by bombarding the atoms of the thing inside with radiation. Heat is a result, rather than a process. It basically aggrevates the item on an atomic level, causing it to heat up. If you leave a conductive metal in there it will store up a huge ammount of energy and eventually reach its threshold and fail critically. The longer it takes, the more power, and the greater the energy discharge.Its not about pressure, its about supercharging the aluminium or whatever was in the box until it causes a reaction.
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+4 347. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Turborider

If you do the maths, taking the ammount of road shown to be about 10m, the shutter speed would have to be less than 8FPS. At that rate the video would look choppy and there would still likly be a part of the bike showing in at least one frame.
300km/p = 300000m/h
= 83m/s
so 10m would take 1/8 seconds, and the standard 24fps would result in at least 4 frames showing the bike.

Very fake.
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-3 348. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Bullet Proof Glass

Hehe! I love the way he throws himself to the ground:)
9 white policemen with guns Vs 1 black kid, smart enough to try to jump through a closed window. It hardly seems fair.
It would have been a heroic escape.
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-3 349. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Online Gamer meets Offline Gamers

There are a lot of people like this online unfortunatly. Its usualy not bad for me if I play during the day, but once it gets late and America starts to come online you realy have to either mute the headset or deal with a lot of noise. Interestingly, the loud ones are rarely any good, and seem to only experience lag when they are losing...




#3 = Fail
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0 350. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Warthog

The cats were out of formation and the warthog has a huge charge bonus. In other words, tusk in the ass out of f-ing nowhere!
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+1 351. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Sad or Happy

He is experiencing his first solid poo:)
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-1 352. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Harry Potter And The Magic Of Puberty

It would have been very funny without the silly voices.
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+5 353. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Honest Spam

There are people stupid enough to take this as a good reason to trust spam emails.
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+1 354. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Frustrated truck driver

The language is polish antway. Not sure about the country.
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+2 355. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Techno Jeep

#(removed comment) Show us the vid of black people doing this so.
If your going to talk shit do it somewhere else. This was a good vid, and we see less and less of them these days. It doesnt help however that when we do get a good one people jump on the flame wagon and moan about it. If your just looking for a flaw in every video, you should probably just stop watching them entirely.
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+3 356. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Girl hits roof on school bus

She was obviosly planning to do something like that. She readies herself for the bump, and the camera was turned on and pointed at her. however, I dont think faceplanting the seat in front was part of the plan.
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+3 357. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Pizza Vending Machine

I dont like the look of that pizza base. You have to give the dough 24hrs to expand or the yeast will not activate and you get a rock solid bitter crust.
#11 quick action yeast needs over an hour of cooking, and doesnt work very well with pizza flour(ie, "00" flour). Trust me, there is no way of making a pizza from flour that quickly that doesnt taste horrible, unless its heavily processed.

Im a pizza chef so also im against the idea of a machine doing my job:)
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-11 358. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Stupid Criminals

This is entrapment. These women cant be prosecuted. Bottom line, you cant prove criminal intent. The intent lies with the officers, all video evidence is inadmisable in court, they really have no case. The police had determined their crime before they knew they were going to commit it. This is just another one of those "made for tv" crime shows.
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+3 359. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Mobile Desktop

The music sounded like level 2(chemical plant zone) from sonic 2.
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+1 360. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Wax Museum Scare Prank

She fucked that kid up good.
She gives the kid a good 30 seconds to get scared out of her wits and then startles her enough to cause her to feint. That kid wont sleep for weeks. Kid that young, you dont just ruin their day.
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-4 361. makbeth commented 9 years ago on video Around the globe in 2009

#2 Good point!

For Ireland anyway they missed one thing. The bit about the world cup reminded me. The controvertial qualifier match between Ireland and France is one thing i will never forget from 2009.
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-2 362. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Pregnancy Test Fail

This joke was funnier the first time, on "whitest kids you know".
Its exactly the same joke too, girl uses ipod shuffle, guy tells her off. what is it with americans and remaking everything?Do you think its ok to recycle ideas?
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+3 363. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Freezing rain accident

The problem was that he just fung himself onto the ground. He didnt think about where he was going to go AFTER the got out of the car. Also, pulsing the brakes can give you aa little control back if you have the presence of mind to do it.
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-2 364. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video CONGRATULATIONS TO SHAYTARD!

yup, this is bollocks. would have gone to youtube if i wanted my inteligence deleted.
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0 365. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Rollerblading

#5 Why are you trying so hard to convince people you dont know that you are not gay?We dont care, at all.
Showering with guys doesnt make you gay, it makes you clean. Having sex with guys makes you gay(if you are a guy that is).
Its not that ice skating is "gay" as such, its just for people who are afraid of sports. Anyway, why is being gay such a bad thing?

Also, "chicks ftw" Those are some virginal words right there.
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+3 366. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Fat guy jumping on to ice

#9 how did you get concussion from landing on your ass?
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-1 367. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Taylor Momsen escapes paparazzi

I would make bits of her!
She is hot, crap at pretending to do parkour, but hot.

Also, she doesnt seem to get the idea of parkour. at 0.19, what the hell is that?She jumps up on the rail, does a little pose, and then jumps off it. The camera moves, but she doesnt. Also the roof swing thing seems a little redundant. You dont have to do a trick on everything that looks like you can do a trick on it, the idea is to make one big smooth movement, not to pause and try to look cool on all the simple things, and then keep going fluidly, not flump down in a heap and then start jogging forward again.
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-3 368. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Godzilla vs. Statue of Liberty

The sound effects are really annoying me. Its like the guys who made it wanted to make it seem funnier/wackier by putting in a lot of sqeaky high pitched sounds, and as much noise as possible. It just seems childish to me. The animation is good though.
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-1 369. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Mother Son Moving Co.

#10 Welcome to american "comedy".
You take a half funny idea(usually from another country) and really slowly and obviously go through all the funny situations possible from that idea. Then do it again a few times. Finally add the most terrible non-comedy script imaginable, the standard format is:
Person 1: Random statment that has nothing to do with anything but it sets up a joke.
Person 2: Joke
Laugh track
Person 1: Random sentence that has nothing to do with what we were just talking about, but it sets up another joke
Person 2: Joke
Laugh track
Person 1: Lose reference to what we are doing in this scene
Person 2: Pun
Laugh track
Person 3: Something to do with sex
Laugh track
Person 2: White noise
Person 1: Big Sex joke
extended laugh track while the actors stand around looking ateach other.
Person 1:(Optional - Another sex reference followed by more laugh track)
All actors now stop what they are doing and move to their places for the next set of jokes. Move directly to your place without any attempt to explain why the character just stood up mid conversation, walked across the room and began a new conversation.

Watching american "comedy" gradually makes you retarded. If you find yourself laughing at the super-obvious puns or the relentless sex references(which usually arnt even jokes, just crap like "thats what she said!";) then you have hit the bottom.
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-1 370. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video How not to react to the police

you see, genetically Americans are unable to mature past the age of 14 mentally. These police officers had the advantage of a fully developed human brain and did not need to resort to tasers and the like.
Its a pity, but all that reality tv and monotonous cliche that taints the lives of each american really takes its toll upon both the creative and logical parts of the brain.
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+3 371. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Quick Job

To be honest im more impressed by the timing, speed and organisation than the fact that "like pros they break the glass(which isnt well known for its defensive capabiltiies) in one blow"


#3 if they are clever enough to pull this off, they are clever enough to learn to use mac OS...or SELL THEM!
#10 agreed, they planned this out, no way they are walking around in the same clothes.
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+2 372. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video world face-pulling championship

Well if its a WORLD championship, and its being held outside the USA then obviously a load of nationalities are involved...
In Europe, WORLD means...well...world!

I find it strange that an American team always wins the world series, and miss universe is always from earth.
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+2 373. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Awesome Rube Goldberg Machine

how do the chess pieces move? It doesnt look like a magnetic board, yet the pieces move in diferent directions, and the king topples over...
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+2 374. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Russian Talent Show

Definatly fake. look at the page that appears on the table at 0:54, the guy digging through the bag at 0:14 even though he was just turning around at 0:13, and the bow moves from 0:08 to 0:12 Add that to the fact that no one says anything at any point...

Also, the arrow dissapears for a split second at 1:09.
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-1 375. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Extreme christian view of Pokemon

#3 I had a friend whos parents didnt let him read LOTR because it delt with magic etc. They were uber religous.
To use a loose metaphor, they were referees who learned the game by reading the rule book(blowing the whistle a little too often).
To clarify, Its easy to say "all magical things are bad", "simulated violence makes young people kill each other", or any rash statement based on speculation and semantics. Most of these opinions are formed after watching a single episode or even just reading the wiki page. People fear that which they dont know, and its easier to condemn something you are afraid of than get to know it better.
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+1 376. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Rear-ender

There is something about the look he gives the camera at 1:48 thay made me think shit was going to go down GTA style. But no, just 3 mins of nothing happening.
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+9 377. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Instant Rockstar

#14 so go find a boob and grab it.
Its not that hard to do:
1.Extend hand
2.Place fingers around boob
3.Honk on it.
4.Run away
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0 378. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video How to turn a sphere inside out...

This vid is a minute and a half of explaining how hard it is, and then do it super quick and dont tell you whats going on.

"It this it?"
"Yes, this is it"
Nice explaination:p
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+1 379. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Beyonce - Single Ladies Parody

Does anyone else think its wierd the way in some SNL skits, they talk to each other while standing side to side, eyes front?
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+4 380. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2- TDM Sniping Tips On Quarry By Hutch

The grenade launcher is a little more balanced in mw2, plus you have to use it to unlock shotgun attachments.
Its a very effective anti camping tool, but almost useless as a primary weapon.

"Noob tube" is a term that should have become obsolete but is the first excuse as soon as someone gets killed by one. Its so easy to say "i would have done so much better if that noob didnt keep tubing me"
If you are geting tubed a lot, play smarter.
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-4 381. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap

I dont think the point is that the chips are hard to break down in your stomach(peptic acid will take care of that). Rather, the point is that bacteria are eating all of the food, but wont touch the chips.
Now bacteria are not fussy eaters. If its natural, and not alive, bacteria will eat it, its natures way of cleaning up i guess. Im more concerned about the fact that after 10 weeks there has been no visable change from decomposition in the chips.
Moisture is not strictly nessesary, the condensation on the other jars is a byproduct of the decomposition process, and there is plenty of moisture in air to start the process. As long as the temerature is above freezing those chips should be going black and yucky.
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+4 382. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video The IT Crowd - I'm Disabled

British humour? Chris o dowd and graham linehan are both irish...
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+1 383. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Tandem back flip

#7 ...my silver sequin trenchcoat.
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+1 384. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Chinese Factory

He stops accelerating as he hits the ramp. You have to give it full throttle as you leave the ramp or the bike will dip. The rear tyre should hit the ground first or you will go over the handlebars. This was probably his first jump, most people learn after the first one.
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-2 385. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Flashlights

It was a 10 second joke told over 3 and a half mins. It seemed a bit like snl but i dont think it was.
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+1 386. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Cat Fight

#(removed comment) because it was the guy filmings fault that one cat put his claw in the other cat? cats do a lot worse to each other when they are actually fighting. This was playing.
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-1 387. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Epic Seesaw Flip

#13 i agree. Epic means really big. It refers to physical size and nothing else. Its overused these days. Somewhere along the line people seem to have gotten the impression that it means amazing, good, or a host of other things.
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0 388. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

#2 and #3. im not surprised that caruso reminded you of a caruso parody and a caruso impression...
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0 389. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Nahtzee - The n00b effect

Unfortunatly, the games market is driven by sales. Its all well and good saying developers should focus on gameplay rather than graphics, but how many people would honestly pay £60 today for Fallout, or FF7?
On the other hand, Assasins Creed looked amazing, sold a ton of copies, and contained about an hour of original gameplay before it got dull and repetitive. Result? Assasins Creed 2 due out soon.
Also, games are getting easier. It took me a month to complete CoD2 on veteran. It took me 5 hours to complete Modern Warefare 2 on veteran.
Developers want to make challanging, fun original games. Publishers want to sell lots of games and dont want to alienate the casual gamer.
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-2 390. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Man falls through roof 4 times

#13 I really hope you dont mean the benny hill song. Its called "yakety sax" and played behind basicaly every prank show clip. For me, that tune is a flag. If i hear it at the start of a clip i wont watch. If a clip needs wacky music to make it seem funny, then its not going to be funny at all.

Also, can we please get a new tune!Seriously, they all have the same tune.
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+2 391. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video How to scare your girlfriend

#7 my girlfriend would be dead:/
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+2 392. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Golden Age of Video

#17 its cool that you know the film Dark Star, but this is from a film called "2001: A space odyssey" 0:48 Open the pod bay doors please HAL.
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0 393. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Cat in "space"

#1 This is interesting. You know, the feeling of weightlessness in orbit it caused because everything around you is falling at the same rate towards the planet. I wonder is the cat aware of the fact that it is falling in a single direction overall?
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+2 394. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Kittens Playing on a Slide

once you notice that its looping the video is less impressive. This could have been made with a few seconds of footage.
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-1 395. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video This Spider Rollin', They Hatin'

Im not sure but i think the woman says "cartwheels away at a rate of 44 web-eloutions per second". That really is a tragedy. I hope I misheard:(
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+14 396. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man

I would have an overwhelming urge to start throwing slaps at him.
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-7 397. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Close call

#2, #(removed comment) the traffic was stopped. The pedestrian hed the right of way, but the bus didnt stop. It bashed the car forward. I do however think its strange that the guy hits the crossing at some speed, before the collision. Its as though he expected the bus to keep coming.
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0 398. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Feed The World

Who exactly do we sell the vatican to?
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0 399. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Dear loser...

Moron speak is bad. I sold english degree and buy cheetos.
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+1 400. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Driver soaks kids at bus stop

wow, that driver needs to stop watching low brow tv shows:)
"look, look, bottom of the hill, bus stop, comming up, here we go, here we go, here we go, look, puddle at the bottom of the hill, comming up...".
They teach the lower classes how to be unable to speak english properly.

I bet he thought we would all be as excited to watch as he was doing this. It doesnt take a big man to pick on kids while zooming past in a metal box. If he did that to me I would insult him on the internet:)
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0 401. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Leg work

#2 its Hugh Laurie. He is Gregory House, from House MD. He was also in Blackadder, A bit of fry and laurie, and stuart little:)
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-2 402. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Spider man faceplant

#9 That is just awful. I hereby ban you from talking or ever making another "joke".
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+1 403. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video A little bit tipsy

He seems to keep leaning backward. Apart from the spaced out look on his face the only real problem was his balance, he seems lucid enough to keep getting up, trying to buy the beer and leave. He probably just has an inner ear infection:)
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+10 404. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Are we the baddies?

If anyone is interested this is david mitchell and robert web. The scene is from "That Mitchell and Web look", these guys also made "Peep Show" and "The Magicians", and "That Mitchell snd Web Situation". probably the best comedians in the UK at the moment.
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0 405. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Dillon M134 Gatling Gun

#2 that sounds great, and very noble. It wont stop crazy people trying to kill you however.
Many species kill their own, mostly the more dominant ones. While im not condoning war or violence, the truth remains, if any given organism becomes perticularly dominant within its scope a new form of threat will arise. That could come from teritorial tendencies of the species or overpopulation/scarcity of food to name a few. An organism does what it has to do to survive whether that means killing a smaller one to eat, a bigger one to avoid being eaten, or one the same size that poses a different kind of threat.
Violence is awful but its always been around, and it will always exist in nature.
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-1 406. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video NZ bungee jump

#7 ...seriously?
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0 407. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight

Why is it that anytime any american does anything stupid on camera, someone has to go and say something along the lines of "all americans are stupid"? Its making us(the rest of the world) look just as stupid and ignorant. You can always tell the posts that are written in anger rather than with anything worthwhile to say.

#10 are you saying that all new yorkers are american? or that all americans are new yorkers? you seem to imply both but neither are true.
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+1 408. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video 4 Chords, 36 songs

The chords are different depending on the key.
I play it Am F C G.
The vast majority of songs follow this pattern.
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+4 409. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video The Crawl - 1997

The comentary is a bit uber dramatic
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-1 410. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Balloon space flight

#4 it is impossible to escape the Earths gravity. This is a common misconception where weightlessness is confused with the absence of gravity. Although gravity effects objects less and less the futher away they are there will always be a tiny force acting upon the object. Weightlessness is caused by the fact that you are falling at the same rate as the vessel you are in. Ojects in orbit maintain their altitude by using the centrifugal force of moving around the planet, but will eventually fall back to earth.
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+4 411. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Hey Alan, Alan, Alan...

The sharks were priceless!
:)
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+1 412. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Rush Hour London

Its nice i guess, but nothing we have not seen before.
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+1 413. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Image Metrics

There was something about the mouth, and the eyes. The eyes seemed static and slightly glowing. The mouth texture and movement is wierd. Other than that its an incredible achievement.
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+3 414. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Miss Teen USA 2007

Ah this one is a bit old now isnt it?
Fair enough, she makes a complete tit of herself, but its obvious she was panicking. She knows she is on tv and has no idea what the question was about. Its even a fairly difficult question to answer in the first place. How do you explain to a group of americans that either american kids are thick as planks, or the the country they are so proud of has a dodgy education system, and still win the "lovely girl" competition?
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-1 415. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Man vs. Kids

Thats class:)
i love the way the kids go flying!
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-7 416. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video How NOT to catch Mexicans

As soon as i heard that music i knew it wasnt going to be funny.
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+3 417. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Fight!

#7 yup, i bet they kiss and make up later...


#14 how do you shoot someone slowly?
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+2 418. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Speeding, no one thinks big of you

All but the second and last clip were irish ads.
It was part of a campaign to combat the incredible number of deaths on irish roads. They caused uproar because they were(intentionally) shown during the day, before the "watershed" which is the time violence is allowed to be shown on tv. Ireland still has one of the highest road death figures in europe:(
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+11 419. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Ronald Jenkees

This makes me think that streets of rage would be fun on the xbox360:)
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0 420. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Trekkies bash new Star Trek movie

i think they confused star wars for star trek there. Ive not watched a huge ammount of star trek but i dont remember many drawn out diplomatic parts. The star trek actors always made me cringe, chief o brien and major kira hurt my brain when they talk:(
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0 421. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Duck and Cover

i think the point of these videos was so that your average american would believe that should a bomb fall, they would be nice and safe in a doorway or under a newspaper:)
I guess it beats the constant fear that you could be instantly vaporised at a moments notice, with zero chance of surviving.
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0 422. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Floating water bridge trick

water has a high cohesive property. this is how plants draw moisture from the ground up thto the top of the plant. When charged with an electric current this increases the valency of the valancy of the water molecules(sp?), which increases the cohesivenes(it sticks together more).
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+5 423. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Clever dog

The singnal to stop is a crowd of people cheering:)
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-2 424. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video The clumsy tennis player

the silly music makes it seem like it wasnt funny enough on its own merit. I dont like when shows do that.
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+7 425. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video This guy had better wake up

#5 word.
Someone would be sitting in front of a jury right now had the roles been reversed. However, as it is, its all just a big joke.
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+6 426. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Vintage Flintstones for Winston cigs

Second hand smoke killed the dinosaurs:)
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-1 427. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video The idiots of Gary's Mod

1:07 - 1:32 is great! TF2 if im not mistaken...
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+1 428. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Cat raises rabbit

#9, i think the cat knows this. lets see if they are still friends when the bunny gets big and tasty looking:)
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+2 429. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Ukrainian Polka band...

Very good cover. lets see any of you naysayers produce something half as good:) Also, id say they have better english than any of us have ukranian...
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-1 430. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video The best of Just for Laughs

I never liked this show. If they took out the clown music it would just be people looking at some guy making a fool of himself.
One or two of these ones were a laugh, but believe me when I say they are the best of a bad bunch.
I remember one where a guy walked down a steet naked and people looked at him...and that was IT!Of course they put in a laughter track and some very "Benny Hill" sounding backing music, but on a week to week basis this show is barely watchable.
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-2 431. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video China's spacewalk was fake?

#12 what is it exactly you belive a satelite does?
They dont really work the same way star trek would have us believe.
The evidence here seems very damning, i dont know if its enough to call it proof though.
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+3 432. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Guy fails at jumping through basketball hoop

How was this ever going to be anything other than a major fail?
:)
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-6 433. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Redneck 911 call

meh, old joke, poorly acted.
Ive seen something like this before, old jokes poorly acted out, and attempting to pass for original material. is someone doing these or is it just coincidence?
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+1 434. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Girls are always forgiven

aw, she is a doll:)

#2 and #4 I couldnt agree more.


#(removed comment) go away
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0 435. makbeth commented 10 years ago on video Russian drinking hits

#1 oh nach bhfuil tu thar a beith gliste:)
Im on to you kid!
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-1 436. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video World’s worst comedian

If you understood the guy, or if he had better english he would be quite funny.
Content is good, delivery needs a lot of work!!
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+2 437. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Pinguin outsmarts orcas

He is lucky it wasnt my boat. He looked tasty:)
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+2 438. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Cat compilation

Yay for the cat animal!!!!
They are daft:)
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+2 439. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Lamborghni garage

This one is becoming a political debate:)
#(removed comment) say what you want about Obama, but can you imagine the destruction and chaos if that other pair of dopes got into office? At least Obama can hold down a conversation!
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-1 440. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Information overload

Well, i dont think this should be given much credit.It contradicts itself, and a lot of it is just buzz wordy cliche.
"using technologies that havnt been invented yet" is a paradox.
as is "to solve problems that we dont know are problems yet".
You cant solve a problem until you know its a problem, otherwise its not a problem, and you are not solving it.
It also says that the internet took 4 years to reach 50million market audience, and then says in 1984(30 years after it was created) there were only 1000 internet devices.

"we are living in exponential times" does not mean anything. its just words put together to sound like something impressive. "the singularity is about to explode"-stargate sg1, is in a similar vein.

Seriously, its like some guy got a fact sheet and decided that future "facts" could be fabricated using the information. Was anyone else a little insulted? it feels like a 10yr old has tried to explain computers to me from what theyve learned from a cartoon.
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-2 441. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video How to forget someone that you talked to 5 seconds ago

I hate the way they put quirky music to try and make whats going on seem funnier. worst pathetic fallacy ever?
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0 442. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Idiot of the year?

#2 generally when an alligator bites your mates hand off you tend to lose interest in what your filming and try to help them out...
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+2 443. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Japanese hot girl formula

2 was yummy, 9 and 10 also. If 10 recommended 11 as hotter then even better cos she has low self esteem:) Introduce her to alcohol and you win!
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+2 444. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Pedophile goes nuts at reporter on Australian News

Is it real though? It seems a bit fake. The guy offers zero evidence and the old dude is too freaky, I want to believe thats not real:(
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+6 445. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time

#20 Ha! im smarter than you...or was that a joke?
They came from aisa, and crossed kamchatca into alaska.
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+2 446. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video 747 landing at St. Martin

I would definitely try to stick something to it as it went by:D
I play too much halo...
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0 447. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Down the stairs

Maybe he couldnt afford a sex change operation and this was his solution. He seems fairly determined to land on his ballsack.
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+3 448. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video The Office - Pepper spray

I cant really watch the American version of this show. I think they missed the point. I find it rare that American remakes live up to the British versions, they make them too broad and based on who slept with who.
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+3 449. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Beijing Olympic Village as card house

#3 seriously? japan?
I would imagine he is in Beijing, seeing as the olympics are being held there...
who gave you an education? ask for a refund:D
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0 450. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Hilarous Indian music clip - with subtitles

2:41 to 2:48 is very disturbing:(
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0 451. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video British aircraft marshalling

3.45 onward is an advert for directory inquiries.
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+1 452. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Sarcasm 101

1:58 :)
I use that one all the time!
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0 453. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Drunk Kitty

I want that cat:)
If you mail it to me I will be your friend and make you 3 different kinds of cake.
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+7 454. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Fainting Goats

0:50 :)
Jedi mind powers!!
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0 455. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video I have a bad case of diarrhea

Why is this something they need to know?This explains a lot of the weird stuff that my Chinese co-workers come out with.
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0 456. makbeth commented 11 years ago on video Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Its all a bit silly really:)