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+4 1. mashkalji commented 4 years ago on video BULLETPROOF GLASS - What will it STOP?

...... pew
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-2 2. mashkalji commented 5 years ago on video WSHH Presents "Questions" (Season 2 Episode 2: Los Angeles)

2 miles per hour divided by 100 miles = don't be a smartass it is the other way around
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+27 3. mashkalji commented 5 years ago on video Destroying 2,000 Bullets

mmmmm.. popcorn
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+8 4. mashkalji commented 5 years ago on video A Message to Space (Hyundai)

so does that mean crop circles are messages sent by father aliens to their kids in the mothership?
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+15 5. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video Ski Jump POV

i wish the camera angle was raised just a little bit..
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+4 6. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video Baby Hippo Ballet

It would have been majestic if it farted at 0:11
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-3 7. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video This commercial won "best commercial" in the Netherlands

OK how many people here are on imgur?
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+1 8. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video Zorb Soccer

Americans: "soccer is boring, let's get more physical, but with protection"

and btw, it is called Football
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+2 9. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video Mind the gap

almosted boarded the feelings train ... aaand then the commercial ruined it
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-4 10. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video The majestic woodcock

wood cock ..
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+10 11. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen play the Newlywed Game

A friendship that would make the world questions your sexuality, now that's true friendship
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+13 12. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video What does kindness get you? This.

inspirational, the category with least videos.. we need more videos like this .. minus the advertisements
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+9 13. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video Every single project meeting as an engineer

oooooooooooh how much i can relate to this
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+6 14. mashkalji commented 6 years ago on video ABB Robot Playing Snooker

they built a FCM (fingering celebration motion) @ 0:37 .. nice
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+25 15. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Rock, Paper, Traffic Jam

roadrage version: rock, paper, middle finger
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+2 16. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Algae Lamp

The only downside to this concept is the photobleaching that occurs with continuous exposure to light. The better alternative is to produce algae at industrial scale in open ponds under sunlight to produce biofuels and aquaculture feed.
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+3 17. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Chicago's Magical Piano

when did merton die and become a ghost?
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+3 18. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video People trying to walk against the wind in Norway

you've been hit by.. a smooth criminal
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+5 19. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Road Bike Party

I love how they showed their bloopers at the end, as a friendly reminder that you can fail and then stop, or keep on trying and succeed.
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+6 20. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Not very smart

I speak spanish (not!), and they were demonstrating a quick body hair removal technique.
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-3 21. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Never trust a Tiger!

tiger tiger..
burning bright..
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+6 22. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video David Blaine - Real or magic

magic, bitch.
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+1 23. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Humpback Whales attempt to save Grey Whale calf

good guys humpback whales vs. douchbeags killer whales
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0 24. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Barcelona - Motion timelapse

here is a timelapse of tonight's Elclassico:

0:0
1:0
2:0
2:1
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+4 25. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Snarky Puppy feat. Jayna Brown - I'll Do Me

hey, i expected a puppy to sing!
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+1 26. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Fail compilation August/September 2013 | TNL

I don't like laughing at other people misfortunes, but I like to learn from other people mistakes
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0 27. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Jumping self-assembling cube robots

this video should be named "Transformers: Origins"
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+11 28. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Speed Drawing Portrait Emma Watson

1:18 : No details

1:44 : more details

3:32 : Extra details added by the make up

I guess that beauty is in the details
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+25 29. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Quantum Cooling to (Near) Absolute Zero

I wish we have more professors like him, who can take a complicated concept and simplify it to such an extent.
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+19 30. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Quantum Cooling to (Near) Absolute Zero

The atoms don't stop moving @ 0 K because of The Heisenberg uncertainty principle:

They are afraid Heisenberg will come knocking at any moment
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+40 31. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video When Lithuanian soldiers are bored

the sounds when the can hits something and when it settles in the garbage are repeated, which means that it is fake.
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+3 32. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video S-Class Legacy -- Mercedes-Benz at the Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance

0-100 in 4.8s

new golf R: 4.9s

same performance for a fraction of the price

but yeah, no one would by an S-class for perfoamnce
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+26 33. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Most Dramatic and Sad Dog

this dog has more expressions than Kristen Stewart
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+5 34. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video F18 Fighter - Flying Low

#2 it is a remix of "let go" by Frou Frou
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+4 35. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Following Kyle

the camera stabilization work is top notch
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+2 36. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Can Cuttlefish camouflage in a living room?

when I hear hammond narration I can't help it but to expect the cuttlefish to go VROOOOOOOM around the top gear track
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+4 37. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Bird Defends Keyboard

typing difficulty level: bird
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+11 38. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Australian National Anthem Fail

reminded me of when the borat version of Kazakhstan's was played instead of the real one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2WH9HVJRFk
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+2 39. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Man runs up molten lava flow

I didn't know that nokia are also making shoes
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+9 40. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video In england we have rednecks too

never underestimate the power of a bored rednick
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+9 41. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video How not to film a ship launch

"and Woo was the last word of the deceased"
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0 42. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Making of Iron Man helmet

did anyone else say "iron man" in the end of the video instead of "gangnam style"
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-8 43. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video How Big Can a Person Get?

This for outakus:

Looks like "attack on titan" or "Shingeki no Kyojin" is going to become a reality in the future.
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+6 44. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video The Delivery Truck Prank

"congratulations, you are a d***" best response to a prank ever.

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well, not as cool as a counter-prank
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+4 45. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Unibrow Discrimination

this guy is awesome. He works at NASA and worked on the curiosity Mars rover.

his youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/onemeeeliondollars?feature=watch
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+30 46. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Jaehoon Lim performing at Le Plus Grand Cabaret Du Monde

Here is what I learned from watching Penn & Teller show Fool Us, just for anyone who is puzzled

0:11 he takes the pigeon from the black box
0:32 pulls the poor yellow pigeon (attached to the stick by a string) from his sleeve
0:48 feathers falling from his right-hand sleeve already? and he waits for the pigeon to climb his arm at 0:54
1:5 used the black handkerchief to cover the pigeon emerging from the sleeve
1:45 blue balloon over a white one, pops the blue at the same time as he pulls the blue pigeon from his jacket
1:56 another pigeon-in-sleeve .. followed by hiding the balloon in his pocket at 1:57
1:58 another pigeon-in-sleeve action, using the first pigeon as a distraction
Then the classic ping-pong ball or egg trick
2:35 rolled the white handkerchief into his palm by pushing something against the plate, which has some color changing mechanism
2:52 watch his fingers
2:57 another poor pigeon
3:3 takes something from the box or from his pocket
3:5 puts it in his sleeve, then change it with the pigeon at 3:7
3:33 lots of handkerchiefs to cover the pigeons emerging from his sleeves again
3:44 takes the white feathers from the box, then change it with the pigeons at 3:51
4:18 watch slowly by clicking play/pause quickly, the pigeons are lowered into the base of the cage
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+2 47. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video Neighbour of the year picks up 17 year old from School in a Lamborghini, then matches and doubles al

so, in short, this video is what you get when a douche tries to be nice.
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+2 48. mashkalji commented 7 years ago on video When I was a child, THIS was my favorite show. Ever

finally, something we all shared around the world as kids. In arabic countries it was called "the fort"
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+7 49. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Unbelievable Stunts

cmon snotr, we obviously need a win category
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+14 50. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Amazing CNC tube cutting Technology

now that's some cutting edge technology
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+57 51. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video A friendly reminder to never over-inflate your basketball.

A friendly reminder to never over-inflate your basketball? man all I want to do now is over-inflate my basketball
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+9 52. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Most logical movie fight scene EVER?

my brain just committed suicide
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+2 53. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Dude Changes a Tire While Driving a Car on Two Wheels

.. it takes a lot to have confidence in your friend's driving skill to change the tire while he is driving on two wheels ..
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+12 54. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Skier creating avalanche

backflip with an avalanche behind him >>> EPIC WIN
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+5 55. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Afraid to fly ? ride a jet !

what if he farts into the air inlet? the jet might explode!
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+1 56. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Mind blowing new creative animation style

5:1 If ODA is involved, then it got to be good (only one piece fans would understand)
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+12 57. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video These Guys Makes Riding A Scooter Look Cool

the guy makes it look cool, but the camera work is amazing
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+1 58. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Dog Immitates VW

an awesome ad for an awesome car .. want to see the same ad for the new golf r
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+6 59. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Coil Gun

This guy is AWESOME, he shows the cool side of science in a very (intentional) funny way
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-1 60. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video NYC Subway Beatboxer

vertical videoing, we meet again
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+7 61. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Bodoque (Brazilian Weapon)

I am waiting for the guy from slingshot channel to make one ..
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+19 62. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Turn your 4x4 into a tracked vehicle quickly

WOW .. we don't have snow at all, all we have is desert, very high sand dunes. Imagine having that in the desert
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+6 63. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Chinese 30 story building in 15 days

I would like to see the faces of someone from a nearby area who traveled somewhere for 15 days just before construction started.
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+2 64. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Riding a shovel

you know it's gonna be either a win or fail video when you see a GoPro camera
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+11 65. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video A large mantis eat two bees at one time

when the second bee attacked him: "oooh, more food for me!"
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+9 66. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Drawing the joker with pencils

"let's put a smile on those pencils"
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+1 67. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video HOW WEED WORKS: THC

WOOOOOOOOOOORD
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+17 68. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video 9" Nails, Pump Action

I like how he explains a lot about the nails then BAM "so I came up with this shooter" like it is nothing!
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+2 69. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Crazy Badminton

no standing ovation? all of that awesomeness and the crowd are still sitting?
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+43 70. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Saw Maestro

who SAW that coming? :D
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+6 71. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Give a little, get a little

I think that the ending wasn't cheesy, but symbolic. If all the little efforts of so many people were concentrated into one cause, they would make one big change .. which is again the whole concept behind some charity organizations.
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+8 72. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Laughing in the subway

CUTE GIRL!! Y U No Laugh?!!
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-1 73. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Girl Accidentally Gets Kicked In the Face

Girl Accidentally Gets Kicked In the Face .. by another girl
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+4 74. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video E=mc² is Incomplete

Snotr .. the only place where science is cool
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+5 75. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Zombie Drive-Thru Prank

his name is edbassmaster, you should check his other hilarious pranks on his youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/edbassmaster
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+6 76. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Spearfishing Big Fish Steals The Catch

if the fish was racist, it would probably said "those damn humans coming to our ocean and stealing our food"
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+4 77. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video What went wrong ???

0:8 the red tractor was pulling so hard that it pulled the time-space fabric with it
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+16 78. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Lucky guy

a small car flipping a truck, must be made by Nokia
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+2 79. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video A classic WTF

taking back what i said
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+1 80. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Window Cleaning Skill Compilation

respect to all window cleaners all over the world
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-1 81. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Gamera II - Human Power Helicopter

Now this is a pure awesome piece of engineering
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+29 82. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Unintentional Flying Tents

they must be made from the same fabric as the magic carpet
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+6 83. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Pendulum

tears, y u no stop!
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+5 84. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Soccer Ninjas Attack

wow, seems naruto is pretty popular in brazil
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0 85. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Angry Peregrine Falcons

feels like call of duty
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+8 86. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video Spider Man Proposed

she got stuck *puts sunglasses on* in the spiderweb .. YEAAAAAAH!
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+27 87. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video The Chasers War on Everything - Stig

Some say, the stig wears gloves
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+3 88. mashkalji commented 8 years ago on video How war should be Fought!!

wet shirts :D
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+1 89. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore

is that what librarians see when they get high?
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-3 90. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Tax Dollars At War

and who gets to pay the most taxes and get the least benefits? the 99%
who pays the least taxes and get the most benefits? the 1%
why are these wars fought? oil? rebuilding contracts? all sorts of stuff that puts money into the hands of the 1%
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-7 91. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Christopher Hitchens Tribute

so the universe is expanding huh!

interesting reading:

http://www.speed-light.info/expanding_universe.htm
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+1 92. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Indonesian 'train surfers' targeted with concrete balls

you've got to have balls of steel to surf on train with balls of cement
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+4 93. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Shangri-La

oh, the didn't show the part where the wolves give him the bill and ask if has visa or mastercard
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-1 94. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Why People Believe Strange Things

skepticism is good for science, but sometimes it could prevent us from new discoveries.
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+1 95. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Weirdest dog scream you'll ever hear

0:6 ABS activated
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+5 96. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Brutus, the pet grizzly bear

man: this bear is my best friend!
bear: this man is my emergency food!
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+9 97. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Chinese Women Volleyball TianJin vs Army (16 swithes rally)

makes me wonder, what does it take to get a standing ovation from the crowd in china
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+5 98. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Address Is Approximate

symbolism at its best
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-3 99. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Daydream of a Penspinner

*throws money on screen* give me a galaxy note NOW!
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+3 100. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video amazing street performer

kinda remind me of this old video of kt tunstall, though she uses instruments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehtqLVmdcA
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-1 101. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Caught On Tape Officer vs GANGSTA

how did they know he was a gangsta? he had 17 dollars on him .. now thats gangsta
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-1 102. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Estonian Army Party

would be super awesome if the music was remixed with movie 300 ..

"THIS .. IS .. ESTOOOOONIAAAAAAA!!!!"
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+3 103. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Cameraman Segway Crash

this fail was brought to you by: Vodafone
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+40 104. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Snowboarding: Triple Rodeo!

0:7 one snowboarder was knocked down by the awesomeness of triple rodeo
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+1 105. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Astronaut Plays Baseball in Space

gives another meaning to "playing with himself"
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+39 106. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video The Human Slingshot

It is a matter of time before we see a human slingshot fail video
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+11 107. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Heathrow Airport's automated vehicles

huh, we had it 2 years ago and this is how i get to work every morning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UMvj2ZYnU8
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0 108. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video Adrenaline

That's why i hate some of the fail vids, the ones that shows you the failures and not the success in the end.
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+3 109. mashkalji commented 9 years ago on video What door ?

my question is .. why the hell is somebody filming 2 little girls?
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+2 110. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Israeli Military Testing 'robotic' Snake

tentacles ..
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+6 111. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video High School Girl

this should be under WIERD SHiT
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+2 112. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Skyliners slackline!

wrong category, should be under CRAZY AWESOME!
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-2 113. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Sum Ting Wong

boooooring .. I was waiting for a CRASH!
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+4 114. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Car vs Icy Hill

seems like fun .. :D
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+4 115. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Houston Metro Rail

actually i would love to go to Houston .. seems pretty wild to me ..
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+3 116. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Online Gaming Distractions

would have been awesome if he killed them all instead ..
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+69 117. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video MMA Fighter Doesn't Feel Well

chocolate rain ..
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+2 118. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Top 10 Faceplants for 2010

Laughing at other people misfortunes is wrong .. but FUN!
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+6 119. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video The Giggle Loop

I almost giggle-looped at this vid ..
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+1 120. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Mackensi Emory 2010 Sampler

pedobear you better run away and hide ..
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+4 121. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Weird Celebration

reminds me of Oliver Kahn with Van Bommel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iypiQzQ7_g
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+57 122. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Wind strength

0:23 they see me rolling .. they hatin
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+1 123. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Wiley Vs. Rhodes

now they ruined road runner for me .. forever ..
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+1 124. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Internet Commenter

read this ..
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+1 125. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Boo - The world's cutest dog

creepy little creature ..
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+6 126. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Reverse Graffiti : Ossario

wow, they removed his art for "not" breaking the law ..
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+4 127. mashkalji commented 10 years ago on video Skybridge Malaysia

this was one of the best places I've been to in my honeymoon <3