0:22 give me a hug...

#1 the german name for that bird is "Keilschwanz-Regenpfeifer", a "chock tail rain whistler"

how about driving twice with half the load?

#11 da=yes njet=no you're welcome

well... http://www.snotr.com/video/8579/The_Perfect_Man_Hug

#8 yes, the bus and bus stop, 100% Berlin.

4:55 "Main engine cutoff" \o/

#3 #4 I'm having the same issue like #(removed comment) surfing on snotr with an ipad3 and the iCabMobile browser with activated adblocker.

I want to be able to open a snotr page on my ipad without being forced to use safari or even forced to use an adblocker! You know, I'm willing to support snotr by clicking on an ad from time to time, but this just feels like being hijacked and gives me the feeling that this website is some kind of a scam.

I'm a member for many years now, there were highs and lows, but this shit has to go or I will. I know that it's a puny threat, but I guess I'm not the only one as many have left, so it seems. Did you take a look at the view counts lately? some of the achievements can be just seen as a joke - "Have a video with 5000 views" hahaha! not. gonna. happen. There were times where you had real chances to get this achievement. but today...?

well... I guess the good days of snotr are over. what a pity.

go to snotr, they said.
watch funny videos, they said...

#2 well, the answer is easy, it's all about options!

***SPOILER ALERT******SPOILER ALERT******SPOILER ALERT***
A statistical fact: most people will think of the Nine of diamonds, Ace of spades, Queen of Hearts or the Six of Clubs. The magician has to make sure to have these cards on special places inside the deck to be able to find it easily ("Take the first/second card from top/bottom" = four options). If the spectator chooses a really exotic card, a good magician has always more than one "card reveal" trick in petto to switch over to...

got to show this to my kids who always play ball next to the TV...

I used Impulse Tracker back in the nineties. loved the possibility to "program" your music.

hey, it LOOKS like a plane. isn't that something?

sounds like a radio-telephone operator from the army...

Rank C? What for heaven's sake do you have to do for rank A?!

I'm taking a look at procreate right now to see if this is even possible...

the weak shop in the archive http://web.archive.org/web/http://theweakshop.com/

videos like this remind me of something - it's a staggering fact that we live on a very thin film of hardened stone and liquid water - between a deadly hell of lava and a deadly hell of empty space.

and off they go!

#3 at least he has another chance

hallo thar! imma ship!

whoa. I already shit bricks when I see a small pike beneath me.

#1 a mobile stairway

didn't anybody notice the STAR WARS reference?

I can imagine a mix of point cloud data for static level objects and polygons for moving objects...

#3 studies like this are done for several years now. so this is nothing really new in the field of evolutionary anthropology...

OHHMMM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!

I love how he knew that he's winning after 20 seconds
look at 0:23 when he starts to move his knight... and at 0:26 - "What?!" - he wins.

C-C-C-COMBO!

That's Andrew Cassidy aka "Welsh Maradona"

like a rollercoaster to heaven!

"LOOK, UP IN THE SKY! IS IT A BIRD?!"
... yes. it's a bird.

0:00 - 2:38 "awwwwww..."
2:39 ... "WUUUUT?!!!!" O_O!

bye bye brain cells

Years and years of practice ... ?
yep. it's how they do it http://youtu.be/R0pYqk8z714

#17 you're right, cats usually wash themselves. but this cat had fleas. well, he probably took his cat to the vet and he prescribed the flea bath. that's what my vet did. Most cats hate water but they dont die of it. If a person punches someone in the teeth because he flea-shampooed and washed his cat, I'd call the person a lunatic.

it's a trick and it has to do with "swallowing" the knotted end first

The answer is 42, of course!

he's the kind of guy you want to have around you during a zombie apocalypse...

#8 I didn't know that there's an older showreel on snotr. the link was added by a mod. however: awesomeness perfectly tolerates redundancy!

tell me if there's a 10hour-loop of seconds 0:42 to 0:48 on youtube XD

#8 sadly it's not even an installation at all. this is a (fake) concept video gone viral. a very nice idea, indeed - and I hope it will be realized some day somewhere. but I doubt that this will be beneficial to safety. I mean, I imagine thousands of nerds getting beat up by thugs who are bad losers...

karma is a bitch

see also: http://www.snotr.com/video/8298/Mountain_Coaste
and: http://www.snotr.com/video/8334/Mountain_Coaster_without_brakes

I bet he's the owner of the restaurant

#17
I live in Berlin, Germany. They are building a shiny new Airport here - a job machine and prestigious object for the city. Should have been opened in June. But costs exploded and it will open in one or two years, actually. Big shame!

Point is: additional charges for the airport ( +1 billion EUR ) is half a mars mission. And 2 weeks of Olympic games in London did cost 12 billion EUR = six mars missions!
Just some numbers for you to get the relations right and talking about waste of money...

0:28 I always imagined ultra fast rocket-trains driving through those crash barrier rails

wait a second...
0:20 there are four men on the platform
but only 3 of them leave the scene...

looks like ADHD!

here's another (smaller) one http://www.snotr.com/video/1513/Waterfall_Printer

this is so unspectacular and simple - but I laughed tears!

I don't drink very much alcohol, just some beer every few weeks - I guess that makes me an unusual german

but when drunk, I usually drink as much water as I can before going to bed, like 1 liter straight from the tap. Always works for me.

#6 it's some kind of sea shell

#7 but it's far more spectacular that way

seriously, I can't find a lot of entertainment in these fail compilations. sure, some of the clips are funny (like in the way "america's funniest home videos" are) but -call me a wimp- clips like the one #2 pointed out just disgust me. Not because it's been recorded and published in the first place, but because it's shown the context of a "funny fail compilation": in one moment you laugh because some old lady slips, in the next you witness a lethal car accident of a skater. meh.

#11 oh wow, there are TONS of CH Kitty videos on youtube!

1:26 I love the cockpit view! wooohooo!

#13 #21 I assume the REAL problem here is not tobacco but good ol' alcohol. but please, if you hit each other, make sure anybody is filming it and put it up here on snotr. that would be hilarious! thanks.

I don't know, I never wear high heels. but it seems to be a fuckin' torture!

#12 I bet all of the scenes are staged.

the fastest speed I drove on the Autobahn was 240 km/h in a rented Mercedes Benz on a sunday morning. awesome but also a bit scary...

4 years later... and this looks absolutely fake

let me re-cap XD

too cool to be useful

when I play this video, fumes of testosterone befog my screen

nom nom nom

3:42 Squirrel!

am I the only one who think this is racist?

anger and traffic is a very bad combination.

nothing beats the iPhone gas oven
http://www.clonedinchina.com/2012/02/iphone-gas-oven-found-in-china.html

#5 sounds like the Wilhelm scream http://youtu.be/cdbYsoEasio

"MA! LOOK, MA! There are those pink apes again! Pick me UP!! I wanna watch!"
-- "Ohhkaay, one more time. But hurry up. we really got to get the krill.."

do you remember the banjo duel quest in monkey island 3? http://youtu.be/R_PqZofBPWg

5:12 "you could easily hit a squirrel or a rabbit"... or a cat

#2 and the government is owned by the companies. and that completes the circle.

#6 no. there's no such thing as "too nerdy"

hey buddy, daddy's home from killing a bunch of afghan civilists. give daddy a huuuuug!

now make a version with this playing in the background http://youtu.be/IlejfA5NCbQ

#4 why do you think I believe in god? because I wrote "global warming"? that's absurd!!
When I saw this I remembered that news I read recently http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17143269 ... that's all.

wow. that was intense! too bad that what you see is global warming in action.

this in a homage to Jan Švankmajer, of course
http://youtu.be/39j7bypVxL8

nice one! I plead for making this an Olympic sport!

FYI

transcript of the speaker:
"Deutschland ist die Wirtschaftslokomotive in Europa. Zwei Komma Sieben Milliarden Bruttosozialprodukt... blah blah blah"

-> "Germany is the economic locomotive of europe. two point seven billion gross national product... blah blah blah"

gotta love CGI that explains invisible phenomena!

#1 it's true that hitler only had one testicle after he was wounded in WW1.
It's reported that his first question after the surgery was: "Will I be able to beget children?"

once, a woman like shirley talked to me. she wanted to talk about god.
I said, I don't believe in god.
she was really shocked and said "But then you're going to go to HELL!"

well, I don't believe in the concept of "hell" either, not even any kind of (conscious) "afterlife" - so I don't have to be afraid of anything but losing my fleshly life!

Anyway... did anybody but me notice that this Jesus fable is a zombie tale? I mean... resurrection of the dead? COME ON!!!

1:44 KAME-HAME-HAAAAAA!

Where Boring Happens (Painful)

his mother was a husky.
his father was a hamster.

come on, that is genius!

I like turtles

#8 yeah. I also think it's fake. nice idea, though

it's just a nerd joke. all we "hear" from Kepler 22b is random noise, actually.
someone thought it was funny to mix it with the "FENTON!!"-viral. heh...

over the years he calmed down a bit

my guess is he switches the wooden egg with the real egg at 0:40

1:25 made me laugh!

1:25 the cockpit view is really impressive

by rocket
http://www.snotr.com/video/4261/Tooth_extraction_by_rocket

by RC car that jumps over cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIq-vG7tm8s

#13 Arthur Brown - Fire! http://youtu.be/WLMjHy12eWo

#18 indeed. I'm out at 4:01

Dubstep? Juggling? it's.... DUBLING!

#7 ow. yeah. and it hurts...

#10 well, ask 100 people on the street what they associate with the word "holocaust" - I predict: at least 99% will answer "genocide" or similar.

0:30 "...probably unable to believe the holocaust he can see... " (°_° )! wait--- did he really...?

#1 Great minds think alike.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLx0BCjtxx8

looks awesome but the music is terrible!

calm down people. it's a movie.
not very well executed and with a questionable topic, sure.
But I bet the kids had a lot of fun (kids love halloween, do they?)
-- and fake blood tastes like maple sirup. so what.

#23 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112492/

It's always a delight to watch stoners interacting with mother nature

fake? more like staged.
real fast cars and real boobies

what did they expect? they chose the most stupid place to be.
ts ts ts - stupid humans and their infinite trust in technology.

#1 wrong! know newtons law!

why are US documentaries always so sensationalistic?
It constantly looks like all civilization is at stake

uh.. I wanted to make a joke but then I realized it doesn't work in the english language.

So here's some unnessesary knowledge: in germany you don't have a hangover.
You have a "Kater"(sounds like "Carter" - which means: a male cat. Don't ask. I don't know why. hence I wanted to make a really funny cat vs. parrot joke that's not making sense at all

actually interesting to see what it looks like to travel that fast - in slow motion.

#20 bieberised indeed

sorry guys, for me it looks like a forced viral for popchips 2:20

#32 that only proves that dogs are stupid and women are not.

as a whale diplomat it's mandatory to speak boat

what if she said NO?!

a song comes to my mind.... wait... here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

it says "parody". don't know about the original. so... I don't think it's funny.

loooong tradition of illusive drawing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trompe-l%27%C5%93il

look at this. reminds you of something?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Johann_Heinrich_F%C3%BCssli_066.jpg

<iconographer mode: off>

Do you mind if I smoke?

earth's fauna is simply amazing!

#2 this is made for being controversial - a diabolic satire on american TV.
http://benchurchill.com/archives/355

hasn't worth watching.

#3 nice details!

let me add some more and translate some of the reactions of the bystanders

0:03 woman: "holla! -- Handstand, was noch?" (wow! handstand, what else?)
1:02 kid: "kann ich auch." (I can do that.)
1:07 kid: "mama, guck mal!" (mom, take a look!)

wow! impresive.
I can do the walk the dog trick... meh

mmmh fresh water...

obiously no black man involved

yeah, that stunt wasn't very levelheaded, but since when do artists care?
btw, it was some kind of crayon mixed with water...

I was there and it was awesome. people who live in Berlin Mitte usually are very open minded towards streetart. nobody died, the police couldn't do anything and the city cleaning did it's job afterwards.

2:00 I love how they exit the tube!

how about getting a dog?

#2 oh nooo, you did it wrong! Of course this video was sponsored by Bob Loblaw's Law Blog !

that was a Family Freud!

#3 #6 --> 0:59
"What color bigger?" - "Green." - "Good boy."
... both keys were green.

mommy played too much The Sims

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

#10 I'm absolutely sure these guys watch the movie once a week

i usually skip commercials on snotr
but tis one actually stimulated my customers' interests!

#1 AND you can actually hear the same girl screaming on the other clip!

it's the "Badeschiff" in Berlin.

here's a video of it captured by "pirates":
http://de.indymedia.org/2004/08/88617.shtml

!Happy World Women's Day!

- duh. too late.

awesome! wish my dad was a carpenter, too...

116?! i can barely do ONE!

2:33 for a moment I was thinking: omg! he wants to get in that car?!

teflon
the roller pen
high tec foam mattresses
the zero gravity tear shaped coffee cup...

#13 thanks for the link
#20 thanks for the wise words

#31 look, animals also eat, drink and poo... should we stop doing that, too?
read the article -> #13 it's a very enlightening view on the mechanics of evolution.

all nature wants to achieve, is to keep the number of human beeings as small as possible. After all, homosexuality could be our only way to stop overpopulation. haha lol. i have to think about that idea...

btw- comparing a universal phenomenon like homosexuality with rather rare perversities like incest, pedophilia, cannibalism etc. isn't getting us anywhere. you're like that "eat da poo poo"-preacher. you take rare events that are actually shocking, but you use these rare events to legitimize the discriminaton of millions of millions of people on this planet.

isn't that the braveheart speech?

in the end he says in german "these things are completely degraded after half an hour."
what is it made of?

the song he plays goes:

"Vor der Kaserne,
Vor dem grossen Tor,
Stand eine Laterne
Und steht sie noch davor.
So woll'n wir uns da wiederseh'n,
Bei der Laterne woll'n wir steh'n,
Wie einst, Lili Marleen."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lili_Marleen

that's an rejected viral for german studiVZ
http://www.sichelputzer.de/2007/08/01/nachgebloggt-studivz-spots/

sorry guys. it's fake.

bricks shat!

Tourette parrot FTW!

if you find this (allright) simulation interesting,
see "The White Sound" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276617/

the green ones taste like peppermint! nom nom nom

2:04 eeew, rubber hand

"Topmodels singing on ice" hahaha good one!

always enjoying TED talks. and thats really an impressive one!

finally! a prank that's not hurting people... is it?

sounds like some /b/tards having fun!

... turlamente serranca della santamente el coloni sarranca le becca safa esselemento hsss ui terrrible practica labaranta unes portes jesus una parta... ah la CAMERA la CAMERA!

asomortela la camera hehehe...

kinda reminds me of the flintstones...

If you happen to be in Berlin, visit the "Technikmuseum / Spektrum" to see a cloud chamber in live action!
http://www.sdtb.de/Microcosmos-macrocosmos.1112.0.html

00:06 guy in brown shirt: "nice! free stuff! ... oh well. never mind..."

my bet is that there's a third person involved. maybe the girl's twin sister.

girl 1: from inside box --> hides in pillar while...
girl 2: initially hidden in pillar --> jumps behind curtain, changes position with guy
guy: hops into box and swaps hand with girl 1 (left hand -> right hand)

no brain no pain

#11 it's a photo, stupid.

I actually like this clip. this exceptionally has nothing to do with people breaking their arse bones...

don't be afraid, he just wants to play

Every autumn I can see Daurian Jackdaws yielding the hazel trees in front of my window in the exact same way. That's really an awesome behaviour and since I live here I highly respect these birds for their smartness.

impressive.

One day we will have machines that can make all kinds of stuff...
for instance MORE machines that make all kinds of stuff!

http://theproductbay.org/

why did he filmed it in the first place? I call it fake.

they invented bboyism!!!!!

disgusting!

and i mean the pedos AND the show!

nice vid. that is a special kind of a moiré pattern.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moir%C3%A9_pattern

#10 no. here in germany the classical uniform is green jacket and grey trousers. some special troops (such as tast forces on 1st of May) are dressed black or blue (+helmet, shield and teargas spray). Many federal states have changed to blue uniforms a few years ago. Here in Berlin the policemen are still green.

i've GOT to try that!

His GSX-R1000 did not!

#14 yes. I call that fake, too!

smells like 007

#8 - hah! it's true!

I want to have that molten piece of steel!

ricky-oh is a great party-flick! get it!