And this performance got second place. Let that sink in.

#6 Or maybe he's an astronaut, not a medical doctor. The man has lived in space. I say he can call it whatever the hell he pleases.

His covers of "Pumped Up Kicks" and "Ain't No Sunshine" are excellent also.

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't have to worry about labor unions.

#2 Song is BertycoX? - The Signal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BA2POUhCOM

#8 Quantum Physics disagrees. Look up vacuum energy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_energy

#3 Aurora Australis, actually. But yeah, same effect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_%28astronomy%29

#14 Same reason they didn't put the Zonda/Veyron/FXX/Atom/etc. They didn't want people to know the winner right off.

Everyone, pull up a chair. This guy is the man. This is what awesome looks like.

I'm glad to see that they are teaching frisbee skills in college instead of that old math and science crap. It's not like you'll need anything but frisbee for the rest of your life. Nice to see what people are doing with a 200k education.

I like how at the second part of the second rip, you can see advertisements for 'Adult Entertainment'.

If a bike can make it that long by itself, shows you how much the drivers are needed, eh?

I would literally shit my pants.

I think it'd be awesome to get funding to go up there, and toss a filming HD camera off. Just to experience that.

I would've smacked the hell out of the woman with the turkey.

Yeah, this helps the argument that all asians don't look the same.

I was just waiting for the dog to miss the remote and take the guy's nipple right off.

Not a 'simulator'. According to the guy, it's a 'simmalator'.

And that, my friends, is why he's paid millions of dollars for his show in Vegas.

I like how they put on helmets. Like a helmet would help you against those forces. The only thing a helmet would do is keep your brain in a single piece to be able to fish it from the river more easily.

Or less fatasses at the local YMCA.

I would've liked to see a human analogue fired at (i.e. a pig (dead, of course) or something close). It's kinda hard to see lethality when you're shooting at plastic and thin metal. Even BBs can penetrate those surfaces.

It kinda lost it's value when the techno music started.

Also, am I the only one who noticed the time it exploded? 01:23:40. 1234? I wouldn't be suprised if this was some sort of test that went out of control.

I don't remember either Liu Kang or Johnny Cage being such damn wusses. Where's the blood, ffs?

Well, it just makes sense. He's already schooled everyone else, might as well move on to teaching fish.

I think it'd be cooler if he didn't have to hold his crotch through EVERY trick. Makes it kinda homoerotic.

So my question becomes: How are octopi not the dominant species on this planet?

Also, CTHULHU FTAGN.

This, I support. If a man can MAKE A GUITAR with plywood, dowels, and old radios, let him play that guitar.

Now, all he needs is 1.21 jiggawatts.

The story behind this is that the 'raccoon' is a Tanuki. A mythological shapeshifting raccoon-dog animal that is considered lucky by the Japanese. In myth, the tanuki always has very large testicles, and is considered a good luck charm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanuki

#32 According to Wikipedia, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury%28II%29_thiocyanate) #30 is right.

Thanks Snotr, I needed that. I haven't laughed that hard in ages.

Honestly. If you can hit ONE strut and bring down the ENTIRE warehouse, there's something else wrong, besides your driving.

I think he's got Narcolepsy. He should get that checked out.

It's Cthulhu.