Porn will have a whole new dimension!

I think he likes being in the water so that he doesn't have to cary al his fat weight.

But than, the feared killer dolphin appeared...

I learned that drunk driving is actually good for society! Ignoring the last part...

I wanna go left! NO I wanna go right! and so there love ended...

Nice car but I hope he wont go as slow as the door

NO RUNNING AT THE SWIMMINGPOOL!!!

Wonder how he will explain that to his manager

He is really skilled! only remark, I think it would have been better if the audio cable would have been placed at his wrist side. not only do you win a few more centimeters to your ears, also the cable won't go past the screen al the time.
I would really like to learn how to do such things myself!

Real original dancing! he seems so happy!

isn't this slow motion?

people might laugh when they see this, but the truth is very sad. This way they won't be prepared at all for a battle they don't even want to fight.

They have to make them as big as buildings, that would be AWESOME!

@ #1-#4 If It is mr. Bean it won't be his 'awesome driving skills' you see but something more like he dropt his keys on the floor and is looking for them while is driving with one hand

I'm going to do that next time I'm in the mall!!!
Would be funny if you tried it with a cop.

My stomach turns just looking at it

HE DOES NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! thats for shure...

Oh wait he puts on the watch backwards, never mind

Would be cool if it was all automatic... and it would take less time

I know fire"snake" is just a name but, it looks more like a old turd. No offense to those that are enthusiastic about this stuff

I'M OFFENDED!




... its one of the most innocent things I've seen in weeks...

the cat is probably just hoping to see felidae mate

That is so not true, governments don't do something like that. Don't believe this video. We would never do such a thing

that's the kind of thing I think I can pull off when playing basket but goes horribly wrong. *spreads arms=>loses the ball=> accidentally hugs the opponent=> trips=> makes opponent fall as well=> other team already scored twice by now*

reminds me a bit off ghostbusters

big hoop! who cares (pun intended)

there should be a category 'super accidents'. what a mess....

#2,3 I can understand that u might not like classical/old music, nor like the sound of the instrument, It's your full right of course. I just like to share that this instrument is something very special. I've build keyboard instruments myself, but I wouldn't immediately start something as complicated as this. It shares the the technology/mechanics of a hurdy gurdy (a folk instrument) with that of a harpsichord. The idea existed in the 15th century but few instruments where built because of the difficulty. #1 It resembles the sound of a organ as well of a 'viola' (viola ORGANistra). It's a keyboard instrument but its being called a viola. A "viola" is actually the name for a group of bowed instruments also prior to the modern day violin.
This is just for your information, not to brag or anything. It just hurts a bit seeing this being called 'dull' and 'worst'. But it's your opinion, I respect that. I'm happy with the upload!

They ordered three DUMBplings. "oh my god"

SUPER TWINS!!! gone evil...

MINDFUCK! especialy from the angle we look at it

STICKY TAPE!

#1 It sounds like switching between different menus in a older video game

#(removed comment) I wished I could give you -5000 comment ratings and ban you of this site

thank god you don't need sound to understand. it's as worse as storemusic

the category shouldn't be 'accidents'

It's a nice cat... for girls

1:41 Stanley Kubrick's inspiration for 'A space odyssey '

Why do they always have to play everything in slowmotion nowadays?

It's great this kind of technology is developed, that's for sure.
But why does it have to be in a supercar? Now it is not effective. The only people that could afford such a car will drive them sometimes when they're not riding there more consuming cars.
They could have gone for a less expansive, less performing car that would probably be accessibel to more people and thus be more effective in reducing pollution. Also because it would not be a more performing car, it would consume and pollute even less.
I think it's a waste of money in some way (surely not in esthetics, I have to admit that). the money could have gone to develop a everyday car, efficient car.

It's good the tank can't freakout

I agree with you #1

#7 yeah you're right, you got my thumbs up
I'm in a weird mood today

#4 I would, if you give me a firehose

probably already asked in other video's but (not going to go trough all comments), who are these guys? there brilliant! XD
laught my ass off with "first contact" , "27" and this one

Well people... this is the first comment I give on a video... just logged in for the first time
...
I wished I could make that jump!

he's making dinner at the same time

the sound reminds me of 'The Jetsons'

forever alone...

I wouldn't feel so confortable with everything covered in dog drool. I mean a tissue, come on, that's not really hygienic too stick your face in after the dog had it in his mouth. Nor the bottles. But I guess that if she let the dog do everything, she probably is too lazy to take a shower and isn't really concerned about hygiene.

shitting oranges... how does he do that?!

That's a really cute cat!

luckily he still has his watch... the fuck?

next video: eat an entire apple (computer) in one bite!

I hope the Japanese don't see this, next thing you know they are selling them next to the cats in bottles

It's about ice cream people.

#8 thanks mate!

some dogs seem to like the cookie, others like to lick there nose while watching the cookie
and the last dog remands me of a cat...

wonder if he would share the fish whit its owner?

It's pretty funny but also a bit to long...
I'm going to get a lot of bad comment on this reaction don't I...

and the guy who says "yes u are " or something simular is going to get a lot of good one's....

ore you could ignore this and don't give any comment...

did i mention the video was to long? yes I did...

Went to the website right away! nice video

In the future nerds can lose there virginity on a porn website... and feel a women for the first time. Yeah this is going to happen when this magnificent technology gets more evolved

Most accidents happen with dogs like this. Everybody knows they are gentile so they let children unattended with them. A child will push the limits of the dog (poking in his eyes or whatever) or doesn't know its pushing that limit.
A friend of a friend had to put his Golden retriever down after he bit a child. the child shot five staples in the dog 'skin. A less mannered dog would have bitten immediately. I have a retriever as well. And I always allow children to play with him but under the conditions that they don't hurt him, don't make him to wild, or irritate him, etc.

In contrast, a rottwailer is often associated with guarding or attacking and looks more threatening so a child (of a certain age, too young and they won't have the association yet) won't appraoch it as fast or parents won't allow it easaly. But of course those dogs can be raised to be nice as well

How well can one draw? It looks more lifelike then a picture. # 7 one eye is a bit closer to the observer. also people can have different sizes of eyes or anything.....

I want to see great football skills without moving...

Jebus.... I hope candy commercials over there aren't just as depressing.

8:48 failure! ...ure

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/131/380/3hwf.jpg?1307464901

RAP= Robocop attempting poetry

the crab must think: "AH CRAB!"

"si fly" 1:00 (just reminded me of that from south park)
great idea due

In Japanese bow shooting, Kyudo, they use the bow the same way, arrow on the right side and a other arrow in the draw hand. This technique has not been lost...impressive video due

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqGekD9zQZc

Everything is weird in Australia! You thought Koala like stuff were weird (# 1,2 not sure what they are exactly) and to top it of, you probably never heard them before, they also make weird noises! I would like to go tough

Enercon...sounds like a superhero

Brilliant Idea! #1 This certainly does make me(n) uncomfortable (about themselves).
#2 My only hope is that the message spreads across. Sadly I do think it won't affect the perpetrators.
As if it wasn't already clear enough not to harras someone. This should inspire people to act against perves (non-violently) when seen and placing your thoughts inside the victim. Hopefully then we can learn to get along.

Maybe this could be a more environmental friendly way of traveling...
But then again, also more dangerous

maybe this is all part of collectif roadworks in which all people can help develop???
try to think positif since there is a lot of comment on jokes about Russia

I say, what a rude boy saying fuck... deserves to get his ears/face boxed

I can see the economy of Italy fall over like one of this phones very soon.... certainly when this is what office workers do during their hours.

Maybe it does indeed make sumo wrestling more interesting, but it wouldn't make dragonball Z beter if they made all the characters fat

This is fucking magic!

Adam and Michael seem weirder.
And am i completely wrong or does Adam sound a bit like John Travolta? Just asking.
Edit: just looked it up. No, he doesn't sound like him.

next time: 'making lemons with fire'

The variety of nature never ceases to amaze

seeing his moves I think he also could dance ballet... or the macarena

slap, those where a lot of slaps

the bikers on 0:37 fight like faggets

just think this: a guy rinsing his mouth before he sees the water turning red

They're Dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
They march through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along,
As their song fills the air.

CHORUS:
Gummi Bears,
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare,
They are the Gummi Bears.

Well, Magic and mystery,
Are part of their history,
Along with the secret,
Of gummiberry juice.
Their legend is growing,
They take pride in knowing,
They'll do what is right,
With whatever they do.

CHORUS

Well, my girl, dolores
she march through the forest
she takes one of each
and sticks it down her pants?
i like the red ones
and i like the yellow ones
we bite off their head
and we give them to our friends

CHORUS

Gummi Bears,
When a friend's in danger they'll be there,
Lives and legends that we all can share,
They are the Gummi Bears,
They are the Gummi Bears,
They are the Gummi Bears!

#3 Never heard a radical (Muslim) say they where being oppressed for the crimes they committed. Of course a lot of Muslim are regrettably being oppressed for being a Muslim. I don't think the hippies represent any government at all, since a lot of countries, also the USA, are being military actief in the middle east, thus condemning the radical's actions. But I think you might be right about the video representing that situation. Just reverse the roles: Girls: governments (since they try to stop), Hippies: rest of the world, because it is sensitive to condemn Muslim in general: radical or not and considering most people don't want to fight wars at all. The Monkey is hard to say, again, a radical in most cases doesn't seem to think they must answer for there actions, not any more... If you look back at Al Qaida they seemed to do that more often "It's America's fault, the west is evil".... whereas IS is more of a army concurring in the name of the Caliphate, Allah,..., justifying to that. They also represent the west as evil, but I don't think it is about that, more it is about raising a new country.
....
In conclusion I think the video might be about something else entirely and it is vague. I just thought about your reaction BiMezo and came to a different conclusion.
Apologies for the writing style, I hope it is understandable. English is not my native language.

I thought Walt was a Nazi himself... but this cartoon shows he was just a harmless not-much-spending poor lonesome patriotic guy.