Sad but true!

When this happened there was a particular guy in the pit that everyone was looking at!

AH!

beTOEven!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm going to a corner and cry...

Alien 1: "Now?"
Alien 2: "Yep!"

well, apart the girls stupidness, the biker is a real gentlemen! Respect!

The Eye of the Walrus?

#1 Your answer lies here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-_dsNTZch0

That corridor just freaked me out

It's not stunts... it's stupid people trying to be the next Jackass.

Please, leave the Amazon alone! This is precious!

"Washing" Band?

Ohhh this brings back memories!! I saw this video a LONG time ago!!!

Best part .... SOLO...OK!!!

Beard required to achieve this!

and brains!

Thanks to Snort, we have such relevant information!

Kayne West = Family Destroyer

Techno Viking's dog? Faithfull sidekick!?

now I'M HUNGRY DAMMIT!!!!

Sorry but, americans!

What I admire is that he accepts and takes his disorder and turns it to something funny!
This is good to show some stupid people that people like him don't want to "eat your brain" and they were just born that way!

Cheers up for the fellow!

#6 was inspired by the clip. Wise words my friend.

SOME GAME!!!!

I was like... "whatever!" until the part with the HUGE KNIFE!!!

I bet he's a lady's man!

All things considered, that was a soft landing. He was lucky.
Btw, I'd love to understand what his saying!

Diva bitchin

#2 No, no... you misunderstood! I love photography myself and his work is amazing and brave!!
My comment was for the chainsaw dudes!!

THE BIRD IS OUT!

So, when can I start packing?

Impressive! The car in the middle (the one with the camera) dosen't get hit!
Very well calculated ramming!

Gargoyle cat!

at the 1st attempt the silo managing to stand is priceless!

TILT!!!

This events happen for allmost 60 years!
It's diferent than the other bullfights because:

1. The bull is raised from their birth for this ocasions in prime pastures and left alone. No human contact.
2. We don't hurt the bull, the bull hurts people!
3. They only run for about 15 to 20 minutes and then they are taked back to the pastures already mentioned.

Please don't talk bad of something you don't know.

#12 Has happened a lot of times unfortunately.

YAY!! PORTUGAL on Snort!!
(yes... I'm portuguese )

Well, I think it's true just because whisky (alcohol) is lighter than water, so if u leave a tiny space on the borders of the cups (@00:28), gravity (has suction) will do the rest.

Well, that's my idea... don't really now if I got it right!

How in the heavens name did he do that!?!

1:37 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit... ok! all good!

#3 he's afraid of the cock?

omg....I had goosebumps all over them place!!!

Well, this is all good information and all but, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT @ 1:48?!?!

It's black!

"One stab: flesh wound, OK?
Two stabs: dead, OK?"

LOL'ed with that one!

FYI: https://www.shamwow.com - see the video there, you'll get it

Optimus Prime... is that you!??!?!

Them ribs!

OMG!!!! PLZ TELL ME WHAT IS THIS BAND/MUSIC!!!!!

It's crazy!!! I was like @ 1:06!!

Vote up #3!!!!

#6 It was 332 feet or 101 meters.

Cool but, what if he crashes a car?

#2 and #3:
Every country has the right to defend itself!
If you catch a robber in your house, stealing your stuff, what are you going to do?!
Get your Kalashnikov of course!

#4:
Don't know what you're saying but @ 1:43 you can see a russian soldier handing "PPSh-41" clips to his "comrades". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PPSh-41

If it's hereditary I won't have a problem!

Hurray for the Satyricon baby!

oh man!! that cracked me up!

Hilarious!

Learning everyday!

"Governor Says Giant Mirrors Arrived Too Late To Redirect Rainbow Beams"

LOL!

I didn't like this video!

#1 Here you go: https://youtu.be/7yvgiN2K40E

The cat is flabbergasted!!!
LLLLOOOOLLLLLL!!! Funny!!!!

If you understand this video, you had a wonderfull childhood! I know I had!!
Thanks Nintendo!

How in the hell does he brake the damn cart?!

That was very... implodin!

Awesome! Thanks a lot for your hard work and dedication!

Here's a squirrel

NINJA CAT!

The word "twirl" came to mind!
BTW, in a second look of the video, the girl is really beautifull!

Keep going fellas!!

Thanks for your work!!!

#5 and #15 are right! I know it because I work at a harbor.

tchou tchou!!!

I'm with #1

I NEED ONE!!!!!

"AWH! How dare you??" *bitchslap*
Lol'ed with that one!!

Cmon guys!! #1 and #6 where actually funny!!

Hope they make a movie about this!!!
NOW I'M CURIOUS!!!

It was just like a shotgun!

I love the end!! He takes the handfull with and SOB face!

Man, the guy is good!!
Here are some quick links:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nelly-Niel/305645006249750
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/NellySlideGuitar

Enjoy!

Sooooooooo this is why my eggs take forever to cook!

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW CMON!!!!
Don't be so uptight!!
I just kept seeing all the people face's laughing big time!!
I think it's pretty funny!!!

How deep the rabit hole goes?!?!
That's can't be good!

OMG!!! FLAWLESS!!!

Love when they combo, like when she picks and he does the chords!
BTW, I love this videos that show that humanity has some future, that we won't be a bunch of mindless zombies in a "not-so-distant" future!

#3 You got that right!

I saw this video for the first time ages ago!
Never gets old!

I want a lion cub!

Well. I thought would be a very clarifying video, in interest of science of course, so I uploaded!
Glad that everyone have enriched with this!

#4 Would be better for the global warming!

I wish I had the nerve to do that!!

Did u all crossed your legs in the end of the clip?

oh my that was truly EPIC!!
and I tought I was good!! ahahahah
amazing!!!

That's freakin scary!!!

Shocking!

Jesus Crist... poor girl! Isn't there any cure for this?

I really like these videos!

#1 That said, thank God Snotr.com is gluten-free

angry NOM @0:30

opening a CAN OF WOOPASS!!!!

There goes the reason to get married!

BLU allways suprises me!
Amazing job!

Dosen't he looks like Jay Leno!?

My girl works with AutoCad... she would love this software!

Shake that moneymaker!!

What #6 said!

Whad'ya know?... we ACTUALLY learned something with snort!!
(it's a joke... don't go and be hatin')

This one thing I like about the USA, you can defend yourself and your proprety with any means at hand!
Here in Portugal, if you catch a thief in your own house and fight with him to defend your proprety and your family the most probable outcome is for you to get a fine or be arrested while the perp walks free.

Probably programed an EPROM or something like that!

Well, I laughed!!

I guess your now he's(she's) momma!!

I laughed so much with this!!!

#1 Sir, here's my vote!

Oh yeah... I'm Portuguese and Port ia amazing. FYI it's very popular in Christmas here. Go try it! NOW! *hics*

OMG! Hollywood should be taking notes!

So... soothing.

BTW, who's the chick!?

... and then Mother Chocobo suddently appears!

Video is funny, but #(removed comment) comment was even better!

Portugal for the win!

#2 LOL

I'm sorry for my ignorance but is it hail comming down at the beginning?
In Melbourne? WOW
And it's not funny, but should definitly be on Snotr!
Let it be has a warning!!!
Rain in that quantity can ruin a city and people can get hurt losing control of their cars and stuff!

And I tought my car was powerfull!

Great vid!! Very interesting!

Bring over the marshmellows!

#14 #15 #23

Thank you so very much!

AWESOME!
Gotta have free time tho!

The sound the "bowl" makes when it hits her head is priceless!!

I laughed so hard!

For all that don't know what kinda game this table is for, here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carom_billiards

Probably the first "bad" vote that I did.

Music?

Rjd2 - Ghostwriter

Are those redheads in the end "eightuplets"?!

If u pause exactly at 00:24 you'll see a stormtrooper guarding the server!!

O....m.....g..... WHAT IS AWESOME!!!

Briliant!

Tsumak-sempu-kyen

Billy passed?

It's an optical ilusion made with pieces of paper that come out the paper hole puncher!
Just put them pointing towards the center diagnoly!
Impress your friends at partys!

#2 This view is shot using Depth of Field technique!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depth_of_field

That's why it seems fake!

That's pure luck that no one got hurt!

OMG... priceless!!! Loved it!

#4 How dare you?

The modem imbued cartridge cracked me up!

Enjoy your life and care for the one's you love cuz u only have one try!!

That's what you do when you have 1950hp and 4000 torque!!

Just... why???

OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!!!!

Translation @ 00:23: "Stop! Stop! Stop! Good God in Heaven!"

well... I laughed!!

I'm no brainiac but, when the universe was created "billions of stars were created".
Well... billions = quantity = numbers = math! Is this a correct way of thinking?

WHAT IN GODS NAME I JUST SAW?!?!?!

DIESEL POWER!!

no narrow tunnel ahead!?

Not trying to be harsh, but here's my two cents:

1. Caught trying to do it = jail lifetime!
2. Caught doing it or had done it before = public hanging!!!

I despise pedofiles!

Baal?...Nah!
Belzebu?...Nah!
Jigglypuff?...?...? OH YEAH!!! There's a demon name!!

geez.....idiots!

Hilarious! Genius!!!

Very beaveristic!

Props for the kid!!!

Exactly at 1:08 Coolest explosion effect EVER!

1:55 Animal Drift

Totally unexpected!!! LOL!!!!

Usually the tug boat is in the other side!

Impressive!

Reminds me of the sandworms in Dune II

I haven't laughed this hard for sometime now!

That was funny!!!

BRILLIANT!! I laughed so hard!!

Tea anyone?

That was brilliant!!
Loved it!! Smart fish tho!

I kinda agree with #1 & #2.

#12 Yup!

The biggest! http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/daredevil-surfer-tackles-largest-wave-18349457

that's AWESOME!

btw:

792.000 Thai Baht = 18.862€ or $25.515 or £15.935

#4 It's a variant of checkers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_draughts

Great crasftmanship!!
What's the liquid he applies in the end? Varnish?

That was AWESOME!!!!!! Probablly one of the coolest things I saw on Snotr!

You sir, deserve a thumbs up!

Just...WOW!

#(removed comment) I agree! But at sometime I tought he's head was going to explode!

Rednecks are evolving!!

They are going to take over the world!

OMG OMG!!!
They must have no girlfriends or have some big "testies"!

#3 Worry not friend!!

Distance from Earth to Sun = 147.333.000.000km or 93.465.000.000 miles

#2 Is right! I loled a lot!!!

In the summer we get these things in the sea and people that are stinged by it have to go to the hospital... nasty stuff!!

it's all cool but THE SUBTITLES ARE funny has hell!!

HOORAY FOR THE INTERNET!!!!!!!

#6 Tailand? India?

The best one for many years to come is at 1:17

that pen...

#14 1984 Edition!! (O Canal 1 na altura bombava eheheh)

ALIEN!
Seriously, it look like a hand but I would run like a girl if I encounter one of these!!
BTW, is it just me or the spider is someone's pet?!

a bird that "plays" the bass?!?!
I want one!!!

He eats it and then his face is all like:

"You ain't gonna find nothing coppers!!! Nothing I say!"

This deserves the award of the Double-Monkey-Head!!

Here ->

Very well contructed! Must have been dificult cuz it's so darn small!
The wood works are very good has well

Good job m8!

#4 LOLed

OOOOOMMMMM NOM!

Fake has fake can be!

I agree with #(removed comment)!

I lol'ed!

The crow at 3:58 gave it away!
He was like: "WTF?"

The security guard dive at 1:59 made my day!

2:24 forward "aerial view"

Keyboard Launch Olympics

1:42 = EPIC!

#17 I belive you are portuguese but are u Azorian?
Have you ever been to one of these bullfights?
Yes it has happened mostly because all the roads now are made of asfalt and sometimes the slide and fall. But they are NEVER taken to the slaughter. They are born, they "fight", eat, sleep, procreate and the most of them die of old age! Probably because the meat is too hard. I'm sure you are not a hippie of any sort (and everyone has their opinion and I respect that), I'm not saying you, but most of the people that are concerned about "the bull" probably are having this conversation sitting down at the table eating a one-pound prime rib and don't give a bloddy fart about where it came from or if the animal was well treated and fed correctly (or what it was fed with for that any matter)... unless you're a vegetarian!

I swear that my grandmother had one of these!
I remember her storing eggs in there!

Curiosly, another video hosted on wimp.com
I've seen a comment a while back with someone mentioning this... I guess he/she was right...
oh well...

That's trolling one-o-one!!

I LOVE THE LADY @ 4:04

troll goat

What do they put in his mouth @ 1:15?

HELL NO!!!

I don't know who down voted #2 comment, but it only shows that he doesn't know who Victor Wooten is.
I think you're right #2. If this kid is THIS GOOD at 11 yo, imagine the possibilities!! He plays better than me!!
Glad to see young people taking interest in playing bass.

Quite epic!!

I love these kinda videos!

OMG... loved it!

Thank God for these two! Music is saved!

Thumbs up for Portugal!!

wow... such doge... must store... so cute

#3 You're most welcome!

Been here for 8 years and counting!
Thanks for your hard work Geekster and Sizzlik! Really appreciate it!

Here are my 2 cents:

1. Awesome
2. Science
3. Technology

"They see me rollin, they hatin!"

OM*G! That freaking huge!!!

#5 "Popcorn was first discovered thousands of years ago by the Native Americans[2]. Some tribes believed that the popping noise was that of an angry god who escaped the kernel."
@http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popcorn

13 "Comment rated too low"?
That should be an achivement!

This car can really flat out!!

I wish I could do that!

Prolly a college projecto or something!

Pretty sweet tho!

A lot of determination!! That's sweet!
BTW, dosen't he look like Jason Statham from Transporter Triology?

@00:14 Pedro Lamy is a national portuguese hero now!

Thanks #5 and... OMG!!

I laugh so hard @ 3:38 that I can't stop crying!!

"DUDE!"

Anyone know he's name?

OMG that was truly funny!!!

#4 yes it is

oh my head!

I have these here in my island too (Terceira Island - Azores).
They are very delicious!!
There is another variety that is a little bit smaller:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psidium_cattleianum

kill... with fire...

Rob Scallon: https://www.youtube.com/user/robs70986987

You're welcome!

Automóvel Clube de Portugal (Portugal Auto Club) is the first symbol in the engines head!

I know everyone has the right to the own opinion, but #1 should think before writing that!

#4 = kuddos to you friend!

#6 Aye! They need some power to move around with people inside! Not meant to drift!
With a bit more power (250hp) and stick gears prolly would be even funnier!

#3 The cat that is "getting" the massage is a Norwegian Florest Cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Forest_Cat) altought I might be wrong cuz he's still young!

6:18 - "To him, we look like a sandiwich box with the lid half off!"

PRICELLESS!!!

Well, IT'S funny cuz the kid dosen't get harmed.
If I was the dad I would also kick the freaking big

#5 A turkey? That must have been a very big angry turkey!!
#9 Actually it's not a horse but a pony!!

again... i'm scared! going to cry on the corner over there!!

#6 I can't hear it!!!
DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music has a future with these kids...

ALRIGHT! This is where I live!!

#7 It's all about the handcraftmanship and quality of the materials used. Like a pair of shoes... if they are handmade and made of fine leather they're going to be more expensive.

Don't forget that these watches will last FOREVER if well taken care of and passed trought generations.

The 15.000€ watch (that I would never buy) has parts made of 18k white gold, sapphire, silver and rhodium.

On the other side, the one below for 1.600€ (that I would buy), it's still a lot of money, but you have a lot of quality.

http://www.nomos-store.com/Uhren/Sondermodelle/AErzte-ohne-Grenzen/Uhren-Deutschland/Tangente-38-fuer-AErzte-ohne-Grenzen-Deutschland-Saphirglasboden.html

Better than most movies!!!

Apply water to burned area!

because... physics!

#5 cursing is like "curse words" aka bad language!

BTW, how many portuguese persons we have on Snotr!?

Is it just me of using a asian guy for "Bing" is kinda racist?

Can anyone PLEASE tell me the name and band of the music?!?!
...
nevermind... got the anwser from #11 regretfully...

#2 He only needs to imbue some energy on them!

It's so beautifull that a tear actually fell.

SMOKIN!!!!!!!

wwhhhaaattttttttt????

GET YO HANDS OTTA MA OWMIN!

NICE!
But I still like Nintendo too!!