its fixed

i found the autocorrect quite amusing. also i don't enjoy anyone making out in my sight, might it be old, young, thin, thick, gay or straight.

#22 "one day rival youtube" .. thanks for the free laugh

#10 well i 'bothered' to answer for free, to a free complaint/rage, about a free app, i made for free, in my free time.

#2 wow, that sort of attitude really makes me wanna work on that to make it better for you dear. you are also welcome to buy me a new computer to actually develop for ios7. how about a little donation of 600-1000 euros? it works relatively fine on ios6. not loading videos is, on one occasion a slow connection, on the other the video is just not there, nothing i can do, if its not there it wont work in the mobile version either. and how would an ios app be more then iphone and ipad friendly (which it sadly isnt) .. are there more ios products i dont know about? also rating a free app made by a supporter with low stars and complaining doesn't help and is utterly stupid. if you have paid for it, ok, if not, delete it and stfu.

#6 indeed, but also ...
Cassius - The Sound of Violence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkDaWtT8ikU

#6 my wild guess would be deadmau5 ^^

#9 A creative eco-friendly lifestyle, where treehuggers and refinery workers come together ... mkay

"Hi darlin'! How's the weather? ... Say baby, is that cold better now?"

#16 Original speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctl8OvyXl-A
#18 you're right, it should say 'breathe'

#5 #7 fix't

5:50 "Why they dont shoot the tires?"

i just lost 0.0742 grams while whatching this video

#1 stealing non existing items is difficult.

#5 .. kill SIM and wipe phone in 3 seconds.. wow
#6 me too
..reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCM-WBqDZ-Q

"We updated the camera lens ... cover."

if you can't bend it back, bend it away

#3 #6 #9 "17 intruders, whose faces were hidden, broke into Epiros TV1 studios during the night newscast and threw eggs and yogurt at Panagiotis Vourhas because the previous week he had invited an openly neo-Nazi party onto his talk show"
http://www.snotr.com/video/9137/Greek_Newscaster_Egged_by_Protesters_on_Live_TV

this video only works if you know the original

...but they dont mention stairs or street level at all :/ .. i guess it's all about indoor.

#1 #2 think about saving money for special modifications of your home, just so you can do all the stuff from a $200 wheelchair or costly assistance from somebody.

1:36 squeeeeeeeze

"FROGUE" ..

#12 FYI, ctrl-c does not copy in terminal.

.. can anyone translate what they say right after facing iminite death?

#2 this video needed ~5 seconds to start playing on my iphone with a 4Mbit connection... (~500KB/s)
also, the spinning wheel -is- the buffering process. if you activate "autoplay" in the settings the video will start playing as soon as the play button appears, because then it's buffered and ready to play. all videos are usually encoded with ~1000kbps so you need at least a download speed of 125 KB/s (1 Mbit) to avoid stuttering. i didn't experience any lag either, but it's possible.

the galaxy-s is like warm beer in a plastic cup.

#5 ...it could be worse, pros use http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncompressed_video

I would say the "wet floor" sign confused him. What an odd place to put a sign anyway.

4:40 .. nice pose!

4:27 car thru

#24 +1 !!!

"which of these ... which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"

Just add Water!

location: http://bit.ly/pESppK

#19 intollerance is a mental sickness and it repulses me even tho most of the world accepts it as a "normal thing" or even a new trend. It is just wrong and I am against it. Also it is my opinion and you may or may not agree with me.

#2 i lol'd

- 1883 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Robida
- 1958 - F.Massau - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22lkCqpe3Yo
- 1994 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heliotrop_Rotating_House
- 2006 - http://www.everinghamrotatinghouse.com.au/
- 2011 - http://www.solaleya.com/ourmodels-domespace.htm <- want!

"Hock 'n' Roll" ^^

#15 looks like berlin, germany to me.

After shooting the robot the man got dressed and walked out the door with his hands up.

#21 .. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Mexico ?

#1 global warming can cause weather at both extremes, hot and cold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTR-xzA8xLk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow

encoding fixed .. way less speedy now ^^

Laughing hard and keeping the action in the frame. great camera work

#16 Willard Wigan?

slower now

Following the 4D logic, every 'normal' video would be 3D.

#31 #32 first come, first serve. some anonymous source was obviously faster.

#1 ... lmao!

#18 Daybreak by Rebecca Cherry .... http://tinyurl.com/2u22j8x

#10 u-turn ... problem solved.

#13 this video got uploaded more then a month ago... and if you upload something 10 times .. well what do you expect to happen? .. first come first serve... no other rules apply. .. atm the oldest video in the queue got submitted 39 days ago.

#3 Eikesdalen, Norway

the red car backed up a second too early and missed the show

[...]

i am also sure that there are lots of other people on this planet, that have nothing to do with all of this, who are really tempering with servers all over the world 24/7, all year, so something bad can happen anytime anywhere. but i also know that server-admins are pretty good at making backups and finding other ways to avoid any long term problems, so everything will most likely be fine.

I expect people, in special occations like these, to still give out life sustaining medication till the servers are back up, even if it would be illegal from their perspective. i would probably give you the medication anyway and deal with the legal consequenses later. maybe someone will understand why i did it afterwards. maybe not .. i wouldn't care.

#33 post a link to real consequences that actually happened ... because afaik payment systems in shops were working as usual, just the main webpage was laggy or down for a day.

i can think of a lot of deadly "unintended consequenses" that could happen when driving a car but i would still do it. i can think of newspapers stripping their articles by thinking about "unintended consequenses" ,but there would propably be no useful information left to read.i can also think of a censor-layer being placed on the internet, censoring everybody and everything in real time as a man-in-the-middle and the "unintended consequenses" of it. i can also think about the usa planning to have an "internet kill switch" and the "unintended consequenses" of using it. i can also think of the "unintended consequences" of creating a fingerprint/dna/biometric database of everybody because of political pressure. you tell me that you would care about the family, future or health of some guy that is raping a friend of yours in front of your eyes. there might be some aggressive reaction at that moment, you might call the cops, maybe even use force on him with all the "unintended consequenses" .... or you might just look away and let him do his thing. i personally wouldn't approve to do anything that might be illegal on it's own .., but i would probably understand why you wouldn't have cared much about his heart issues or the family that rely on his income or maybe that guy has a company that goes bankrupt because of your actions and lots of people get unemployed and lose their jobs and income and maybe some of them end up shooting themselfs because of this. as you say .. millions of possible "unintended consequenses"... also called the "butterfly effect".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

[...]

#30 ... these protests are like RL protest where people sit in front of embassies or such and chain themselfs together to slow things down. They where only flooding, not hacking... organized kinda like a flash-mob ... Afaik no actual harm has been done and ppl wont die because of a website thats offline. It almost seems like you think Anonymous hacked the US-Government to get the cables, which did not happen. If they would have done it, all 250.000+ cables would already be on the street, propably uncensored.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Payback

..filling your profile is an achievement.

#19 does this look the same to you ? http://imgur.com/zh0Ay.jpg

#20 .. no problem .. take all the time you need .. but you have to know that there are lots of different age groups on the internet and usually they are not that old or wise... there is no actual ranking so the achievements are more or less for your own overview atm. this might change. snotr is the only site that has achivements in this manner so we are pretty much walking on new land here.

uploading a picture is very easy .. go to your profile site by clicking on your name in the comments.. under the image you see a link "set picture" .. click that and choose some picture on your computer .. you can also click on the little pen-icon beside your gender and make your choice there... you can .. but you dont have to.

#15, #17 you dont even have a profile picture dude.

#17 did you actually read what i wrote ? .. also your video is different .. different guy .. black and white .. get real.

-1 #33 .. it's called "States' Rights"

#3 did you submit the video you mentioned ~7 days ago? if thats the case you should know by now that the "published date" isn't the "submission date" .. this video here got submitted more than a month ago. atm there are 200+ videos in the queue waiting to get published... ~5 vids get published per day .. do the math. nobody gets special treatment, not even the mods themself. some people just submit more videos then others.

#10 there is a limit on how many videos can be published per day per user and we try to spot cheaters to keep it fair.

-1 #26 its 50 states, not countries ... ^^

#4 , #12 ... just ignore that bug at the moment .. they will show up correctly as soon as it's fixed.

#46 .. i dont think they used a filter .. this is all done by the lens. The 'filter' of your camera is actually an 'effect' .. a post-process .. you could do that in photoshop too, by masking the part you want focused (the center) and blurring the rest.

With tilt-shift lenses this happens optical in the lense before it even hits the sensor of the camera...(no digital processing to get depth blur)... the result is very difficult to fake in photoshop and most authentic because it's real tilt-shifted-focus.. the same thing that happends when you get very close to stuff with your eyes... i also think they made 1 picture a second... my 2cent..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilt-shift_photography

#23 you still didn't tell us why it's not funny.
#25 ...

#1 can you tell us why this video is not funny?

Very Convincing!

#1 that's why they call themselfs "Patience Productions" ^^

#13 he was lucky he didn't brake his neck on the way down.

not wearing a seatbelt is just utterly stupid. a seatbelt can only harm you if it's not tight... and wearing an untightened seatbelt is utterly stupid too.

love it, very fun tool

#1,#3,#4,#5,#6,#10,#13
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gource

the girls like me

#12 do you mean this one? http://www.snotr.com/video/4706

#5 in a nutshell....
1. write a storyboard
2. do the real scene.. (just People, no robots at all)
3. extract the 3D position of the camera by match moving the camera footage
4. render out the 3D scene (Robots + Transparent Background)
5. combine the two layers by putting the people footage under the robots footage

and the winner is ... 4:30

@14 leave a "space".. no lines maybe?

u may kiss the bride *hammer*

#21 its arnhem

snot'r'us ^^

#10 same as Flickr

i bet her/his voice exposed her/him right away

@MapMaker ... you should watch your lip ... there are some strong pu-pu-eaters out there that would love to put there hands in your hand.

the audiotrack tells the whole story

i like how they solved the problem

1:20

don't force it

calm em down guys ...
the situation was tense because an deadly attack happened last year, almost same day, live too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nX6VtXiWpw

#42 indeed

Snotr for iPhone/iPodTouch:
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=334600661&mt=8

iPad version is in the works, but you know you can install iPhone apps, right?
I don't miss flash at all btw.

#17
1. first comes first, doubles get deleted
2. publish date is not submission date
3. videos could be queued for weeks for no reason

#30
http://player.omroep.nl/?aflID=10915479

epic times

lol, over.

the princess speaking would make a nice ringtone ^^

direct fail at 0:01

loved it .. fades nicely between cute and scary

#18 you're right. my fail ^^.

#29 this video was here first. think it was posted 7th of march. and yours had no hail.

"Did you ever go to school?"
"Yes, and i came out the same way"

0:40 "I only hope that he does not choose to show me his..." -CUT- .. epic

works great if there is nothing arround that could break.. like windows

no dancing on those speakers i suppose

#6 this is called a mass panic. actually more people got injured by the panic than by the robbers. it happend today and it's the only footage out there. thx niek

that's why you should sign off every step of the process. sad but true.

so remember... always check the ground for clues ^^

heellooo eeechoooo

the top entrance could need some improvement

i like Transmission

#23 ...without BS arguments? ok.. so why are you bringing up the biggest BS argument of paying 2-3 times more? That's just a lie. it's 200-300 bucks more... big difference. and then you got an ugly thing compared to a lot subtile nice stuff. you would realize it if you would see more macs. you pay for comfort not for the name. the comfort of saving time and time is money

As i can't bring up all the stuff that makes the mac a better maschine i just say 1 example.
- On every mac (since ~1998 with firewire port) just press T on startup to make it an external HD. Even if it's a MacPro with 4 HD's you will still just connect one firewirecable to another computer (mac or pc) and you will see them all there as external Drives .. This is some very handy stuff!

what's your 2nd OS? why do you love windows? how many systems did you work on?

#21 OSX Theme Pack ?! Seriously? ROFLcopter.. thats like putting a mercedes star on a fiat and saying: "Hey look, it's a Mercedes"

also you didn't understand my sentence...
'windows' (which includes ultimate x64) runs fine on my/every MacPro (natively .. as in .. reboot and its windows .. reboot and its osx ... aka Boot Camp ) .. because it has an intel-cpu and an nvidia/ati graphics card. So ... everything works on a mac, no lack of anything, can ride every road, climb every tree. The most problems with macs exist between keyboard and chair.

build you own Hexa or Quadrocopter ...
http://www.mikrokopter.de/

i built mine 2 years ago (4 rotors) .. awsome thing.

#19 .. windows runs fine on my macpro and my tincan i7. the thing is .. i dont need it exept for games and some testing.

again #16 ... you shouldnt rant about stuff you obviously don't know anything about.

love the sports-like commentary

#1 it's ~1350 Tons not Pounds. Each of those tanks on the side contains ~238 Tons of fuel.

#9 this one was first and had better quality.

nice ad indeed, reminds me of my old school toilet

#16 ... it's a flash application, dude.

#13 u have no idea what you are talking about, kid.

Why the "Pad" trolling ? .. i mean .. get real...
LaunchPad (Rocketry)
ThinkPad (IBM)
GamePad !?!
MousePad !!?

Gold!

#8 these are the first 2 of 5 days

love the track!
also... wetRoad->dryRoad->wetRoad .. nice handling.

I will buy one anyway and Snotr will get an iPad version

1:24 "Emptied a whole clip in that b*** and he comes in and get's her in one shot"
3:02 "Campin in there ?!?"
3:12 "Uh Wow Double-Kill"

#11 i think the name of the song is shown in the beginning (top left)

Light yourself on Fire - "Revision starts at home"

Stunt Cat

Massive!

#12 It doesn't have to be pepper. Any dark fine powder would do it.

#7 sounds a lot like walking back and forth all day. i bet hempel was in good shape. well he could have done it with a pinhole camera, a stencil and a candle

#22 call em down

seems not to be fake ^^
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jan/13/local/la-me-monster-train13-2010jan13

easy to do:
- get a projector
- put the projector in the position of the eyes of the viewer
- project in direction of your choice
- fix projector
- draw lines on wall (he's using tape)

i think she was going to get in the car to call someone

ricky

why would the plates move from the table ontop of the shelf by the explosion ?!

i think those guys where going to mess up the place anyway and did this video for fun. things just dont match up. moving of the box, while explosion the shelf seems empty (no cleaning stuff)

whats up with da ratings ?

and i gave the video a thumb up because of good faking ^^

this soo doesn't work on people who understand german

Wallhack ... nice, but will not work in real life. i even wonder that people take this serious
Just image how many cameras this system would need. happy 1984

#24 THATS IT AND IT LOOPS FOREVER

Love the legwork !! ^^

the timeing is fine .. the last 15 secs are needed to show that that kid populated more than 10 cops

if that video had sound, imagine all the hard breathing at the end

VOTEBAN

that lagging joke was my favorite

LMFAO

the bishop must have been a bad boy

1:51

0:33 (on the right) ... for real ?!

sounds like Ocarina ^^

Rambo did it.

Where is the snooze button ?!

Respekt!

wow ... very smart move

#8 ... aehm ... whirlpool ?!

for security reasons they should have used the guy that makes the motor sounds instead

#13 is right ! this is fake ... both shots!

they just use usual video footage (and or) photo footage and overlay the effects .... and it seems they didn't have the resources (money) yet to rent a big beamer and really test it.. obviously they are just setting up their business.... should be in commercial because it's a sketch.

it's very hard to get this stuff set up right.

wasn't it "oh my man in the sky" ?

why take two ?!?!

her pleasure was gone at 0:13

2:12 — "Please go online and have a look at that survailance footage again a little later ... if you have to"

design overload

#17 yeah .. thought the same thing, this brings this to a new level

Maybe they get hired by apple as security consultants

1:52 dirt bike's amazing ...

nice category choice btw

"i look like i just ate a lemon"

Very Impressive indeed

3:32 wraps the speech nicely

"Geil! Wilkommen in Berlin!"

#14 Well just don't run around with a gun in your hand and you will be fine. He was asking for it.

btw: the dönerprice seems quite high for me .. must be in the city center ^^

what the ?... (watch again) ... rotfl

1:13 favorite part

2:15 did she say "snotr it" twice ?!

Poland is what i first thought, but now i know for shure, thnx

#15

5. Get grabbed by a strong guy.
6. Prepare for trouble.

#12 Agree .. it would have rocked to have a fast typer here .. a lot of ticks and pings

#10 Paper and ink can be very sustainable and can be made out of almost everything. Most of the electricity a computer uses is wasted.

what country could this be?

*cough* ... http://www.snotr.com/video/1499

well, this one has sound and more coverige ^^

nice fold!

well, at least he managed to set the blinker right

don't agree with 1-4:

these are the guys from this video: http://www.snotr.com/video/3467

#1 how come it's not infinite ?

the first 15 seconds epic .. Woaaaaah !

"My Lovin' is the way to go" - epic picture

looks like home made gold to me

#10 ?

LMFAO! Good Find !
as a german this is completely wierd

Open Source FTW

awsome ! made me blow the dust of my old hackie-sack

aka. Warehouse-Rodeo

fake or not .. the lights made me laugh

kmph? ^^

#4 there is no up or down in space

he shure likes left 4 dead ^^

1:00 .. my favorite piece

#14

targetCheck() {
(target.visible) ? freeze() : sneakTo(target.lastPosition);
if (target.attackRange) attack(target);
(target.dangerous) ? escapeTo(hidingSpots[hidingSpots.length - 1]) : targetCheck().delay(20);
}

// still kinda wrong but whatever

since when can we see light that comes from our viewpoint ?!?
we are only able to see reflected light, thus light coming back.

#20 ... thats what i thought too

"Melinda.....er Tracy.... Will you marry me?"
"Whats my name"
"Tracy .. er Melin.." **SLAP**

(target == visible) ? freeze() : move();

dealt with it .. liked it .. want more

well i think i can reveal that this is fake and those 2 people in the audience where actors .. just follow the link in the description and watch further... as #9 said .. "this shows what editing can do"

its a "Beard Cage"

S T P I D

hold breath .... phewww

lucky for her she didnt touch the power line on the right, too

wh ^^

this project is called HEKTOR

http://www.hektor.ch/

awesome .. ..
would be worth goin to asia just to see this live

Sandy Road ?

it's in germany .. those trains are called ICE ... the left train was a new one .. ICE3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercity-Express

maybe the lion didn't do much huntin either ... two rookies in action

looks like the tank is getting melted to the ground

it would have been nice to see it once in realtime, but i suppose this would have happened in a blink of an eye anyway

#6 i learned some time back that birds use their breast musles to flap.. and Hummingbirds got small wings and big breast.

the pro's work from top to bottom. small branches first, then the bigger ones (where they use cranes and chanes attached to the pieces before they get cut of) .. piece by piece. a tree like that can take 1-6 hours depending on the difficulty of the situation.

i'm shure the owner of the house will get a proffessional next time ^^.

#1 a lot of possibilities ... just dont forget the parachute

that snake looked like a boa ... boa's dont bite .. they strangle.. and it was too small to eat a human.

next step .. running

apple + pineapple ? i taste dev-team

secret filming in action at 2:48

the 10 seconds before this clip would explain the first frame

News-reader:
"The current prime minister of japan had this to say"

prime minister:
"ehem... BEEP you whale and eh BEEP you dolphiiin"

i laughed so hard !!!

1:46 ... "i'm recording ... "

#6 epic!

wow #12 #13 .. great work

i would love to hear him play some kraftwerk

more! more!

Wozzziiiiii

What The ... ?!?!

i like the style but they could have hired a better camera man.. the flight is shaky ..

unexpected

haha .. the white transporter looks fine .. the viper does not

oouwh .. how i so don't miss the 90s

#3 he didnt get slammed on the ground.. he just tumbles a little knowing that he is going to get in trouble.

#5 i don't know what team it was but i remember something where they pulled out the fuel connector but the pump was still on.

that guy knows his cream well

giggity ^^

haha ... i bet he left his house at 8:00 and got home at 13:00

2:10

NATURE ROCKS !!!

awesome!

these crazy dutch

10:
"Lustig was sie da für Adern oben drauf haben... also ich hab die nich"
"Those veins on top are funny... i don't got those."

my favorite is number 7 !

fyi ... his face never hit the wall

LMAO!!!

They are soo good with faking the floor ... amazing!

that bus is scaaaaary
no brakes ?!?

this guy is so creepy

poor bee

love the "depression" part ..

a GPS position of this accident would be cool ^^

the owner reminded me of markus from bb10

more more !!

last shot failed

people complaining about this video just don't get it.

Awesome song + video! Very creative!

Thanks Snotr!

SIENCE ROCKS !!!

he also said that it doens't stink because it gets exposed to space (-254 degrees celcius) thus all 'stinkin' bacteria freezes ^^ .. stupid bacteria

Category "Commercials" pleeeease!

best video of the year ?!?!? 3 girls dancing in a white room ?!?! .. this is outragesly BS!

beyonce ?!?... best video of all time ...?!?! ... wtf was he smokin' ?!?

crazy ppl have crazy problems

the policeman survived... with a minor backinjury, a major concussion and a broken jaw.

interesting video.. really a little like fps .. they should all have cams on their heads.

#8 the one who fires first is mostly in the wrong
#(removed comment) Why the germans again? [-1]

"Like Eastereggs"

o.m.g.

0:38 priceless

i like the simplicity of this style. even though he needs some tools to execute his awesome job, it's very close to beatboxing ... which needs no tools at all but could never produce sound like this.

is this guy related to the fellow with the paintbuckets ... they would do great together

fishy fishy fishy fish

where is "the" rest

AWESOME !
he should give it out as open source

if you like tinkering and want to build your own segway or enicycle try this page:
http://www.tlb.org/scooter.html

wow.. thumbs up for the low rates

#7 epic !

wouldn't like to have that dog in my garden

simply genius!

#(removed comment) if you would be sitting in a old-people-house or a hospital you would like it.

also .. if this thing gets a little closer it's just a matter of feeding notes to that thing to make it play 24/7 ... no human could do that so we loose D:

lov'em !

wonder if he could also do a moonwalk

well .. microsoft owns it .. if you want to see this live in the browser check it out here .. it's awesome if you have never seen this before ^^

http://livelabs.com/photosynth/

#2
the musik sounds like is from the same maker as the one song that got banned from Little Big Planet on PS3 because of crappy religious reasons.
http://www.ps3daily.co.uk/20081020/video-of-little-big-planet-banned-song-the-reason-for-delay/

i couldn't find this song on his myspace page but if you like that kinda musik you will like his stuff maybe.

abuse me more please

PLEASE CHANGE THE VIDEO TO THE REPOSTED ONE

hope he will still like electric cars when he's older

0:40 Head First

he is literaly just one step away from wisdom

1:25

awesome .. but those photographers really block the view

"Fünktion" ... hillarious

i liked the hash ..... sssssssstopp ... hihihehehahha

3:09

maybe there should be some quality standards .. this video looks like is has been encoded 20 times or more.. also i think i have seen them all on snotr..

ghostrider would love this thing ^^

seems like a art-student-project if you ask me. (art-category).
its getting close to that other guys videos (where everything looks like little toys). But that other guy got shift-lenses ^^

i would expect more people in londons rushhour. there are more people on the streets in my little town of 10.000 souls at rush hour times ^^

unemployment? somebody must have build that thing + keeping it running. A lot of jobs are needed for the parts and development. dont think that this robot thingy will be running on it's own for years

me too me too

hoooooooly cow !

a classic

HA HA !

that into-crocodile-scream was hillarous! 2:07

wonder why those coordinates are blanked 4:10

i like those 2 guys with waterbuckets ^^

#3 + #8
EPIC !

wierdly cut video.. seems like he got the red card for pushing the referee, not faking .. but maybe those 2 things are just to much bullying

who needs tv if you got a view out the window like that

THUNDER! ... na na na naaaa na na naaa naaa ... THUNDER! ...

i knew something like that was coming, but the endproduct was way better then expected.. the eyes are incredible ... + 5 monkeyheads for let'n people wait for 3 minutes and then throw the magic powder

lucky indeed

@video
it doesnt look demolished at all ... more like a tipp over .. but it looks a little like they tried the plane trick at the beginning

@wtc:
over 35 years we will know what happened.

thanks for that MsZoomy

the good old prince of the apes ... hu ?!

OMG .. THATS ME
i like the hair a lot

wow i laught my ass off and seeing all those lame comments makes me sad.
this is a fucking joke! and it's funny as hell !!
.. and for the kids who dont get the joke.... mostly you hear the exhaust but you cant see the bike or car... no doubt that you will see the exhaust on this bike more than the bike itself
also it looks like it's queensday.

#11 .. nobody will come out there house with a shotgun because guns are not that common arround western europe. we are not scared like other people.
#16 .. me too :]
#17 .. with that attitude you will get shot someday

that reloading was sooo sexy

great shit .. totally funny

i just want to clarify the point of this family-safe german cult-show "Wetten dass..?"

1. some vip enters the studio
2. small talk
3. the moderator presents the "Bet" (usual people doing slightly unexpected things)
- moderator: "That man says that he cant turn arround a bus on that bridge"
- busdriver: "i can do it"
4. the vip gets asked if they can do it or not
- vip "that driver is confident, i believe him. he is making it"
5. if they bet wrong they have to do something funny or aid stuff etc but mostly they do it anyway

• 4-6 bets/vips per show.
• some famous performer does a song (michael was there some while back ).
• the audience at home can call in for the best bet.
• big party at the end.

"i am bullet prooAAAh" ...

great filming job ? .. it's freaking staged!

that rainbow windshield is gay

car + wall = safe ^^

the gta4 version is still the best ^^

"no hands"
"explosive landing"

maybe she wasted more gas on parking then driving.

POLIZEI ?
he rocks.. !

ok, lets start confusing people by combining words that mean different things.
schnitzel = flat baked pork
wiener = saussage
both are related to Vienna (Austria)
both are not related to hot-dogs at all.
whatever.. screw knowledge .. funny commercial though!

#2 indeed !

Oeps!

that form fits my ass

i absolutely love this video
0:51 "i squad on the street"

awesome animal !

do they really have no army ??? .. gotta go there ! .. fast!
how about marijuana rules there ? anybody know?

how did he get this much gas on his car ??? .. that guy needs to learn how to pull out

awesome!

the wierd thing is .. the duck is a bathtub duck ... !?!

cute stuff !

old's rule

1:23 ... "no,no" ...

some fail to hit the target right and others dont get the jump right
still would like to know why he did it.

#3 a red Audi in the hometown of Ferrari !?!

#6 in soccer: full-ball over the line means goal. Doesn't matter who or what is arround it.

last step a little to far. i think he will be paying more attention next time

that silence moment 0:04 is awesome

that cameras focus sounded like my old printer
get those guys some HD cameras

Haw Haw !

peaceful, i like that

those tiny little bastards

^^

Proper skillz indeed !

Genius !

this feels like The Office somehow..

#4 i remember that part.... i loved it

get the "HD" version here;
http://wlcastleman.com/astro/tsp09/tsp_042109timelapse_1080x720_15fps.mov

it's like an amp-led-thingy ... ROTFL!!!

the audio fitted nicely

2:30 didnt do it right.. but fast.

#6 .. but thats the nice thing about wheelies!

4:00 may call himself lucky

"Oh man.. oh *** christ man, jesus .... man .. Jesus i got this"

- guy with problems

OMG! ... this is the total dreamcar of an 5 year old ... fantastic ! i want one, i always wanted one !

6:03 MODIFY !

.. just ...

very cute!

Hillarious !!

for a moment i though she would want to kill him

what a wierd tunnel .. Geil!

#15 found the song .. its free ... and they even encurage you to use it in your youtube videos http://www.youtube.com/trackonerecordings

#14

#11 if the game would be 1 hour .. it would take you 40 hours to watch the whole game

2:19 ... genius

soooo mean !

thx, lol,... happy ending, ... didnt expect that

why so much emotion in the end? i want to see the smashed car! must be that 'social' beer attitude.

#8 so true !

aowh... he got pretty close in catching it .. thats what i call reaction

it has to be told

lame video

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MASSIVE !!!!!!!
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lazy bastards!

i want one!

#2

good old chatlove

2:58 .... EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What ?! no kuddling ?!??

distance shots are fake, no doubt.. still nice idea

dutch gold !

if anybody wants to see the first movie of a rube goldberg machine get yourself a copy of "The Way Things Go" .. all tricks are also used there.

dutch gold, ideed

once in a lifetime shot

"That's not Marlond!"
"Oh you are right thats Lucky. We flushed Marlond last week."

what an ugly house!

.. i didn't cry .. but i need to .... .. .. .. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

epic ending

epic scoreboard !

i would fire the woman in front !
the guy would get a warning !
the woman that fainted would get some stunt-man-wire next time, just to make sure

male activities like growning, fighting and mesuringthing ..... EPIC !!!

YUM! .. PIXEL-PIZZA !

#8 sound isn't recorded as frames

she ruined the ambush!

this would never work but its a nice workout. A brain implant would be needed to make it work. But would we want to tell google everything?

but i want that led projector that costs under $ 300 !

sounds scandinavian .. its not german ^^

yeah .. truely a WOW moment ..
that whole yellowstone pack is great .. !

A transvestite bird !?

extreme missing of puts here

haha nice add ... i like the lamp guy and the distance-check-guy ..

But this would be awesome if they were all girls !!!

mac > pc

some side shots would have been interesting too

it looks so amazing *)

does anybody know the name of this film ... i would love to get my hand on better quality

what an awesome dive! ... birds/dinos rule the world !

great stuff .. cant wait to see somebody doing 3333
but they should reuse them :/

i see where this is goin

1.
#4 is totally right - nice trick

2.
03:34

what did she do to that dog

THAI TANIC ROCKS !!

hmm ... rich college guy's humor ... crap

nice skillz !

did nobody see that they use xbox controllers ? since when do they have sensors in xbox controllers ?

damn i hate fakers !

too violent imo

No way the phone could go into horizonal mode just by turning it on the table. Damn i hate them fakers.

Get away in Mario World ?!

yes, it's trapcode fun

nowadays it could even be possible for him to do his work from home

this clip is from the movie:
"Animals are beautiful people" - 1974
watched it a lot of times when i was little
http://www.mininova.org/get/722395

imo, the fish doesnt look too heavy for the eagle.

honk !
honk !

i like the laugh of the cameraman/woman

#11 no problem.

The audio-track doesnt seem to be original. he is completely out of sync so the whole performance seemed boring for me. it seems so unreal it's ugly.

that soccerball was FAKE

i bet there some serious family money involved. still respect.

AWESOME !

#5 the cameraman is very trusty too !

this stuff is awesome
this video is also on vimeo in HD
http://www.vimeo.com/2317118

youtube is also HD now..
when is snotr going HD ?

hmm.. pretty violent .. imo

1:47 priceless too !!

more more MORE !

great lighting btw.

#1 ... so true

#3 .. eeeh .. LOL ?

R.O.T.F.L. !!!!

ROTFL ..

seen is yesterday .. funny shit

Why is this a banned commercial .. its looks like a sketch.
What would it be for ?
still funny thou

hmm.. osx 10.6 ?!?

look like putting cat-grain into a cat-toilet

"ASSUME THEY WON'T GO ON HOLIDAY IN CYPRUS" ...not good idea

#8 .. that ballboy trows the ball into the players nuts .. bad ball boy .. bad

LACHER !! great stuff !

#9 ... do you read comments ?? damn there are like 3 or 4 about him ..
he rocks!

the guy at the end was pretty awesome too .. usual skates i suppose ..

awesome fail

hmm.. i am not really amazed .. it seems useless like microsoft-surface.

it's very hard for me to see people use this stuff .. it's so pointless.

i guess this would be more like me and the nintendo wii ... with tennis .. at first you through your arm to make the real tennis move .. after a while you find yourself on a couch getting the same results with moving your wrist

cowboy games would be fun though

well, thats how i like to see him

the last one was great

#6 lol

sond = song

thats the benny hill sond .. and that is benny hill .. .. all the others are fake

Muahahah .. hillarous !
the bay is my friend ;P

#3 ... ROTFL !!! ... that video is breathtaking ;D

the high tone are kinda cute .. give her some time, she is still young

reminds me of marble clocks.

less funny. from the first second on i was waiting for something to happen with that window. and yeah .. usual showroom glass does not shatter that easy (for the convenience of shop owners and peoples health).

i guess i would just have watched the show .. .. the santa was very obvious

a horde of those back-jumping goats would have been fatal

#(removed comment) wuahaha

wow, thanks for posting this !!!
the curves look so real, very amazing.

#18 they could rotate in shifted groups because they would otherwise block themselfs. look how close they get.

#21 .. this is so sad
hemp is so freaking practical.

on second view it really seems more like an "learn to be more carefull"-commercials

i could have stolen so many cheap or expensive cars here in holland. so i totally agree with #11 .. no cans needed

i never understand people that step outside the car and leave there engine running .. i always think about the current outside temperature and thats most of the time 50º above -40ºC, so no freaking reason to keep it running. cars nowadays start in 2 seconds, everytime. even my 600€ car does that.

sometimes i just would like to take the keys out and throw 'em into the bushes. or drive the car arround the block and throw the keys in the bushes there. evironmental terrorism galore.

that what i call magic

hmm .. i think i will invest in something else

LOL .. i love it how mom bails out

WOW .. CHIMPS RULE !

I can Flyyyyyyy ...



.. oh, no i can't

She speaks German not Czech! It's a german commercial.

old for me, but very funny stuff

lol .. great catchin..

rotfl .. great !

HA HA !!!

go away .. fast .. go go .. that guy got enough insurance and money to pay for that little 'deuk'

i would teach em beatboxing

rotfl .. i had seen this on YT yesterday and laughed good.. what coincidence

very awesome video .. pro's

#8 #9 HIHI

#10 PC Users are commonly known as Windows users. I only know about germany, but they infiltrated the german schoolsystem with windows when i was a kid. no mac's or linux arround.. .well that changed a bit and will hopefully change more in the future .. remember what obama said ? ...

"I can flyyyyy!"

"oh.. never mind"

blaahbluuh

peep the pope!
that guy did it all by himself!
/10

wow .. thanks .. maybe some will be more careful in the future

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/World-cannabis-laws.png
i am so proud to live in one of the dark-blue countries

i would have concidered sweden and norway as more libral countries :/
has anybody information from the inside ?

#10, link me to some pretty good solid science, please!
i beat you in counter-strike or any other videogame when i would be scientificly stoned! My Synapses work perfectly in complicated environments

I dont see many Anti-Beer commercials arround where they tell people that if you drink to much you are actually poisoned and brain cells die on the point there. you get drunk because you get less oxygen in your brain. Have you ever seen a pot-smoker beg in front of a supermarket? .. i didn't .. they are all drunk and fight for their beer cans.

cannabis just lets your body produce stuff thats your own. it's nearly impossible to die of an overdose of cannabis.

does anybody know why cannabis is illegal in the first place? i mean, there is some pretty good solid science that cigarettes are bad but they are as legal as alcohol.

p e a c e

"FERHARI" ...

lol

#8 ... everyone is going to die.. eventually

i dont wonna know how many fish died that moment.

#(removed comment) actually that is what is going to happen next. every electric item is going to get a chip to store a number which you can use to get it's data. but even if we would assume that they would put it in screwdrivers too .. your system could only tell you that its in the shed, somewhere

i have an iphone for a year now and the wow-effect got a little bit more decend but the sick-effect that i get by looking at other phones just raised a lot. you realize that every other phone just sucks. even android (at the moment) the iphone is not average at all!

this app is a pretty simple one, but the idea is cool.
1. he is blowing into the microphone (sitting at the bottom of the iphone, beside the connector)
2. programm gets a peak on the microphone signal (noise - pfffff)
3. programm checks which buttons are pressed
4. programm plays the sound of each button pressed

what a lot of people forget .. if you got a jailbroken iphone you can...
+ vnc from the iphone to your computer
+ vnc to the iphone from your computer
+ use skype (fring) to talk/chat (even 3g)
+ run an apache webserver on your phone
+ the terminal programm is awesome
+ record video with sound (cycorder)
.. those are the ones i use most, besides the usual email, browsing, calling, sms and podcasts.

old and not true

RFID + GPS + WORLDWIDE TRACKING in a rice corn ???
And there are actually people out there buying that hoax !?!?!?
The tracking devices that feds put under your car in 2008 barely fit in someones ass, so thinking about
a 'reliable' rice corn size chip is unbelievable and maybe even scientificly impossible.

for those who dont know...
GPS works only ONE-WAY ... and that way is DOWN TO EARTH.

The chip seen in the anti-verichip video (and other videos, cause that issue is quite old) only contains a number .. i guess ~16 digits. nothing more . just that 'unique' number. they also seem to be easy to copy, so they are not as reliable as a passport, not even close. good for pets but not for humans. we dont do eyescans of dogs, do we?
These chips only purpose is money, made with fear.

lol .. i did some research and bumped into this article May-2008
http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2008/05/arphid-watch-ve.html
Verichip seems to be out of the market.
it seems they sold in july.

Lets wait another 30 years before we can put a cellphone+gps-receiver in a rice corn that can actually 'talk' to a nearby tower 5km away without cooking your skin from the inside. I guess a P2P solution would be more realistic. Also that wouldn't work either if you are alone in the desert.

Actually if you got a mobile phone you are being tracked right now, so no chips needed. They are also good for survaliance, but thats a different story.