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+6 1. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Would you ???

Some of the drops at the side of the road are not that dangerous.. The footage is shot using a fish eye lens so the perspective looks worse than it is.. Still dangerous and a very skilled rider but I doubt He/She would die if they came off...
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+8 2. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Robotic Falconry - Drone Catcher System for Removing the Intruding Drones

#4 Sorry, I don't believe you.... Send Me a picture of the drone along with a picture of your wife in the pool and then maybe I will.....
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+7 3. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Robotic Falconry - Drone Catcher System for Removing the Intruding Drones

Great solution to a problem that doesn't really exist (Except it the minds of tin-foil hat wearing scaremongers)

I have a real problem on Facebook where people complain about privacy over drones then post pics of their children in the bath openly on their Facebook profiles....
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+5 5. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Escaping from BMW i8

I would imagine the fuel efficiency was drastically reduced with this guy on-board...??
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+9 6. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Range Rover flies off overpass in Sochi, Russia

Most lesser cars would have been a fatality....

Except for smart cars as they are tough little buggers... :x
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+5 7. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Spectacular landing at Frankfurt Airport

Saw this the other day... Looks very well done and even the shadows are realistic...
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+4 8. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video C'mon son, let me show you

Like a glove.... :x
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+6 10. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Pizza Rat Prank

Of course all rats in NY have a film and sound crew following them... :S
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+3 11. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Cat Falls From Three Story Building And Survives

Our cat regularly slipped from our rooftop of over 4 floors high and never even flinched.. We used to joke about it having 90 or more lives...!!

Sadly it got run over by a truck at the age of about 18 yrs old... :-(
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+5 12. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Nailed it

#1 Of course its real... I used to holiday there when I was younger....

Until you visit the United Kingdom you won't realise how beautiful some of the places around here....
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+6 13. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Man Finds 50,000 Bees In His Home And Decides To Rescue Them

Don't know why but I just got a craving for some Honey...??
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+13 14. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Russian creativity

I love the 1 Horse Power saw...
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+11 15. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Drone spots man sunbathing on top of wind turbine

#1 I think your mate is pulling your leg... These turbines are not manned all the time..? |This guy is probably just a maintenance engineer having a crafty break in the sun..

Nobody sleeps inside these things all the time! Have you ever heard one of these things when spinning at full speed?
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+1 16. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Los Angeles dumps 96 million plastic balls into a reservoir to prevent it from evaporating

96 Million....? Somehow I don't think there were 96 Thousand thousand balls there...??
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+4 17. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Exquisite Watches

I'll take one of each....
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+6 18. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Helicopter flying extremely low over the street

Perhaps He was lost and was looking for road signs...?

Also He could have trimmed the hedges as He flew by... ;-)
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+4 19. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Tesla's new charger prototype

Reminds Me of Doc-Octopus of Spider Man
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+4 20. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video This motorbike runs on WATER!

Yawn... Seen it all before... Amazing top secret technology that the owner claims he would be killed if he showed anyone how it worked...
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+3 21. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Shiny....

He looks like He has been up all night polishing his big horny helmet.......!!!
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+17 22. primate1970 commented 4 years ago on video Somewhere in the Far East

This is the future of begging...

Please sir could you spare me a paypal transfer...??
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+9 23. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Illegal parking lot in China

Like a glove...
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-1 24. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Lily cam

Has anyone actually seen a un edited version of these flying...? Great marketing for a device that hasn't been relesed yet.. :S

I saw a product called the Zano drone on a kickstarter site site then it disappeared ant the developer was arrested for fraud...

Look about 56 seconds in on the video in the report posted below...

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/video/2015/may/12/testing-the-selfie-drone-in-central-park-video

Also these are illegal to fly in a public place in most countries...
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+1 25. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Like a boss

#8 Or maybe this bear was tortured and forced to walk to entertain tourists before it was rescued...??
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+2 26. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video NASA’s ‘Greased Lightning’ drone merges helicopter and plane technology

Isn't this jut a prop driven version of a Harrier Jump Jet...?? (1980's Tech) :)
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+1 27. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video The Ingenious Design of the Aluminum Beverage Can

A.L.U.M.I.N.I.U.M. (Not Aloominum) Learn to pronounce it correctly...


AL-YOU-MINI-UM....!

I work for a company specifying the designs of Aluminium Curtain Walling and it drives Me mad when they say it wrong...
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+1 28. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video 3x3x3 WORLD RECORD

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-1 29. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video 3x3x3 WORLD RECORD

I think for the world record they are not allowed to survey the cube first...??
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-4 30. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video The chase

Dog will probably live longer than these bikers...
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+3 31. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Female soccer players are smarter ...

They should pull their shirts off in the traditional style of goal celebration...
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+2 32. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video HYT H3 Watch

Amazing precision and I think it looks great...


I would love to have it in My collection.
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0 33. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Tractor dancing

They are not tractors.... They are back hoe loaders (JCB's)

Made in the UK since 1945, I am surprised the dancing diggers have only just made it onto SNOTR as I saw them as a child years ago..

I have also worked at the factory where these are made...
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+2 34. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Biker Goes Airborne

I want to see the footage from that go-pro on the riders helmet....
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0 35. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Fly with the RAF Red Arrows

yeh #1 but you can't fly upside-down in a F1 car (not intentionally anyway) :S
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+3 36. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Kokeshi Making (Japanese wooden dolls)

I wasn't going to watch all of this video but found myself fixated till the very end...

Good to see real craftsmen at work instead of sitting at work watching My cnc churn out the same thing over and over again... :|
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+23 37. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Meteor explosion Milky Way Time Lapse

Damn #1 I was just about to type the exact same words then I saw your post...
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-1 38. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Motorcyclist rescues girl from car

Should change the title to Motorcyclist rescues "Cute" girl from a car,
Then maybe this video would get more views...!!
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+7 39. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video The artwork of a very expensive handmade wristwatch

All you harping on about spending money on things like Ebola research and crap (jumping on the band wagon of current affairs)
How much of your money do you donate to charities and research etc..?

I bet you all buy iphone 6's and give Billions to companies like Apple/Microsoft...??

This watch is a peice of art.. Some people will love it and some will hate it but in 30/40 yrs time the watch will still be worth what someone paid for it not being recycled or in a land fill poisoning someones drinking water...1
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0 40. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Building Demolition

I it just Me or does anyone else think #2's comment isn't funny...?
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+4 41. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video How Fast Do Burgers Age?

It just shows the good hygiene standards at Mc Donalds..

I a sealed jar food shouldn't grow much mould until bacteria is present from contamination...
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+1 42. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Slovakia's flying car

Good idea but needs more work...

Why did he have to land on the grass when the took of from a perfectly good runway...? :S
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+54 44. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Unblocking a toilet with what?

Could you imagine the mess if it backfired and burst in your face...?
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+4 45. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Spider dog

I want a spider puppy all of My own....!!!
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+5 46. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video This Guy Walks His Pack Of German Shepherds In Public Like A Boss

#6 These dogs look perfectly healthy and are probably in better health than 95% of other pet dogs. pet food company's lead us to believe that a shiny coat is a sign of a healthy dog and comes from eating tinned over processed/over priced meat products...!!

#7 the little bit sticking up looks like just a chewed collar sticking out...?

All I see is a well trained pack of dogs doing what they are well trained to do combined with natural instinctive behaviour...
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+10 47. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Hoverbike,The coolest Invention in Drone Technology.

Should just keep it smaller but make it powerful enough to work as just a hover board....!!

Needs a microprocessor gyro stabilizer to keep it level automatically instead of just human controlls.
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+6 48. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Mini-Hovercraft

Needs a steerable fan with rudder on the back....
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+6 49. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Garbage truck hits tow truck

Hope the guy in the white car is ok...??? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+5 50. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Massive boulders carried over a dam in a flash flood

:O Such an amazing force from the water as the boulders almost seem to be floating! :O
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+2 51. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Google Cardboard Virtual Reality Kit

I found Myself shouting at the screen in annoyance at how long he took to assemble the thing...!!!

Hardly a candidate for Mensa...

I could see haw to assemble it before He even tore the perforation to separate the box...

Now then... Where can I get one from...????
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-1 52. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video WORLD RECORD 1000 yard shot with a 9mm Hand Gun

#6 I never said this wasn't real.. just even a skilled marksman would miss more often than hit with a handgun over a long distance...
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+6 53. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video WORLD RECORD 1000 yard shot with a 9mm Hand Gun

90% skill and 10% luck...

Too many factors involved with recoil/wind speed/ variations on bullet manufacture (no 2 bullets are exactly the same)
Seen a vid once of a gun clamped in a huge vice and they shot 6 shots and most hit different places over 500yards,,

I reckon if He had just 6 bullets and 6 balloons He would only hit 2 of them....
I admit I would most likely hit none

On this take He got it on the second shot but how many takes did they film beforehand..?
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-7 54. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video The Five Most Expensive Comic Books Sold at Auction

I have 2 of these comics lying in My attic.....!!!!















I Wish..!!
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+18 55. primate1970 commented 5 years ago on video Domestic abuse

#1 Your comment sums up the problem perfectly....
How id it VERY different..??? How is it MORE serious..??

people think that men can defend themselves so it's ok for a woman to be abusive...?
ok? If a woman is abusive the man should just give her a slap and everything will be ok..?

Its hard enough for a woman to admit she is being abused and seek help never mind for a male!!

Violence should be dealt with by the police regardless of gender/age..
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+1 56. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video MTB Downhill

Ok So I wouldn't do this myself ( as I wouldnt fit me fat ass on the bike)
But alot of the effect is from the fish eye camera angle making the side slopes look like cliff edges..
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+2 57. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Just wait for it

I don't doubt the talent of the dancers,,

But I can't stand this farce of a show....
This couple were winners of the Spanish "got talent" show..!!!
All of the main acts are pre chosen and then the viewers pay millions to phone in and vote for them...
EVEN THOUGH THE WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE PRODUCTION TEAM BEFORE THE SHOW IS EVEN MADE...
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-3 58. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Automated NERF sentry gun

at 4:15 that camera was looking exactly where I was looking....!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :*
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+13 59. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

Check ya tyre pressure dude..
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+3 60. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Don't film and drive!

Should be banned from driving (and being a passenger in a motor vehicle)for such reckless stupid behaviour..

Should have their kids taken into care too...!!

I know friends who work in the emergency services who hate going to car crashes and picking up bits of children and young adults from the tarmac...

And before you vote me down and try to defend people like this just undo the safe search settings of your browser and look for videos of children trapped in burning cars ( they really are on the net ) and you will soon open your eyes to the real dangers of driving..

(from a professional UK driver and Father of 3 boys..)
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0 61. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Extreme Pizza Delivery

Probably too fat to walk down the stairs to fetch the pizza himself... (UK I believe?)

Next I want to see him deliver the garlic baguette using a bazooka :D :D :D :D :D :x :x
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+1 62. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Little girl experiences rain for the first time

#6 Manchester is not too bad.... I work in Stoke-on-Trent....

Just incase anyone wants to know is't where Robbie Williams was born.... :S
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+49 63. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Little girl experiences rain for the first time

I live in the UK and have a video somewhere of My son seeing sunshine for the first time.....

He's around 18 yrs old in the footage......... :D
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+5 64. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Zero experience

Money well spent I'd say...?
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+6 65. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Karma

#2 Over here..? I live in Staffordshire (UK, just incase you didn't know)

Also over "here" we have "humour" and "ironic wit" ;)
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-7 66. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Karma

Why do all UK car chases/dash cam videos look so slow...?? :D
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+1 67. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Question: How did it got in there ?

In the UK we call it Beef Hot Pot....
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+7 68. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!

#1 Maybe totally pointless but looks really cooool...

By the way #1 can you do this..? if not keep your cake hole shut (or he may shut it for you) :x :x :x

p.s. I would fall flat on my ass as soon as I lifted My leg...
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+6 69. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Net Gun

I'd probably and up pointing the thing the wrong way and tangling myself up when my prey runs away...!! :(
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+2 70. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Magic For Kids

#4 no.. you never see people like David Copperfield doing anything for good causes do you...???
http://www.tonyko.com/_ProjectMagic/projectmagic.asp
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+5 71. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video English motorcyclist almost runs over a pedestrian

The pedestrian seems to have a mobile phone in his right hand..?
Good job it was only a bike he stepped out on not a 40 tonne truck..!!!
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+3 72. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Magic For Kids

Child, "Hey Mr Magician can you make Me well again...?"

Magician, "I can only do magic, I'll leave the miracles to the doctors..."
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+2 73. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Never trust a Tiger!

Stop teasing the little pussy cat...
That guy wants chucking over the wall to see how brave He is then....?
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+51 74. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Future organ donor POV

More luck than skill there I think.... :S
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+6 75. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video How to use a laser pointer to turn your smartphone into...

Thanks #3 I never saw the hole.... Should have looked more closely... (if I only had some way of looking more closely...?)
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+10 76. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video How to use a laser pointer to turn your smartphone into...

Why doesn't the camera pick up the plexiglass..??

What if I want to examine plexiglass under a microscope..???

8-)
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-2 77. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Close call

One lorry spun out (driver may have passed out or suffered a heart attack) The lorry He was following left the road and driver may be injured...!!!

And what does the driver of the car do..? Gets out to check for any slight damage to his car...????
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+3 78. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Young

#1 I tried your random pausing game and all I can say is there is some ugly gits around these days... :)

I even stopped on the same face twice...!! ?? !! ??
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+15 79. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Kitchen is a safer place for you, sweetheart!

The only thing that would make the video funnier is if she drove off with the attendant still in the boot...
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+11 80. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Girls shopping for drink, nothing much to see here...

I used to assemble Arneg Shelving for Londis (uk stores) and all of the uprights should be fixed to the wall or a suitable fixing point... Also the lower feet should be angled to have the shelves slightly tilting backwards so bottles etc. don't roll off the shelves if they are knocked over...
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-6 81. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Whipped Cream Frozen With Liquid Nitrogen

All I can say is what f#@king IDIOTS...!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/9593457/Girl-loses-stomach-after-drinking-cocktail-containing-liquid-nitrogen.html

Looks like fun until one of the kids needs stomach/oesophagus surgery...!!!
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+2 82. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Semi Truck Jump

Now try it with a trailer attached....!!!

In the UK we do banger racing with these rigs....!
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+10 83. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Too Much Caffiene for Biker kid

Rockstar has the same effect on Me.....
Then I crash out and feel like shit all afternoon...
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+3 84. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video How to chop wood like butter

#8 Limited uses..?

How many uses do you need out of a wood cutter...?

It cuts wood better than an axe and uses less effort... What more do you want...?
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-3 85. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video The CEO of Volvo Trucks being awesome

? Hmmmm? Would a real truck hang perfectly straight like that..?

Looks a little suspicious to Me..
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+18 87. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Fog rolling over mountains in Newfoundland

The Mist...!! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
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+2 88. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Boy catches fish in record time

pesky scuba divers... :S
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+18 89. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Tom Grosset Is The World's Fastest Drummer

My Granddad has parkinsons and could do better than that without trying... :D
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+1 90. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Inside a running engine

#13 Indirect injection doesn't draw in fuel mixture? it's just injected into a swirl chamber as opposed to straight into the cylinder...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcQcfoanCU0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSYrRN_fDJw
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+8 91. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Inside a running engine

#6 Not quite the same..
a diesel just sucks in fresh air (not air fuel mixture) the cylinder is compressed causing the air to heat up (helped by a glow plug in a cold engine) and then fuel is injected into a swirl chamber under high pressure which then self ignites...

Would be nice to see the difference...
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+8 92. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Inside a running engine

Hmmmm..!

isn't there another stroke to expel the exhaust gasses...? It doesn't show the full cycle.

Still interesting though.. I wonder how they filmed it..?

Now find a video of a diesel... ;)
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+1 93. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Who knew 3D Printing Could be So Easy?

#2 Cant wait for prices to tumble when they become more popular...
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+18 94. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Sea Otter messing with an Australian Cattle Dog

Sea Troll....
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+1 95. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Roman Candle Mini-gun

Don't think tinted saftey goggles are going to protect you from third degree burns...?
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+87 96. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Russian Biker 1, Traffic Jam 0

Future organ donor...
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+5 97. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Slow Motion of an AK-47 Underwater

#3 All wars...? Erm? Don't think they have been around for that long....?
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+32 98. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Overhead view of atomic explosion

#1 ?
You just used 2 words and wasted 3 good full-stops.
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+6 99. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video Hypnotizing Wind Sculpture

#8 Not till a pigeon tries to fly through it the wrong way...
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+6 100. primate1970 commented 6 years ago on video He loves his job

I think this Guy delivered My Computer...!!!! :x
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+14 101. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Kitten Refuses to Leave Warm Bath

Must.... Resist .... Urge.. To Make Jokes about warm, wet, Pu$$y.....
:P :) :P :) :P :)
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+14 102. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video PhysX - Real-Time Fluid Physics Demo

Coooool.... (But now I need the toilet.)
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+6 103. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Cheetahs Meow like Cats

Like cats...? Errrr? they are cats....!

Should say Cheetahs Meow like Cheetahs but sound the same as domesticated felines that Humans call "Cats"
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+7 104. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Next Generation Transition(R) Unveiled

Great all round visibility as a car I see...???

Great Idea in principle but there is mountains of work to be done before vehicles like this will be allowed on public roads with large propellers and huge projecting wings...

Could you imagine the danger to the public if someone clipped a wing/rudder on the road and you failed to notice before taking off... or are you going to stop in traffic to carry out the extensive pre-flight checks required of a pilot before a flight...?

Now if they were to make a hover car that would be different... :D :D :D :D 8-)
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+7 105. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Bat infestation on a roof

Leave them alone..... In the UK Bats are a protected species and it is illegal to disturb them...

http://www.bats.org.uk/pages/bats_and_the_law.html
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+9 106. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever

Needs to be steam powered...
Recycle cans but wasting electricity...
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+13 107. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Gas station explosion

Before the explosion he would have heard the safety valve....

After the explosion He would have heard nothing but a high pitch ringing...!!! :D :D :D :D
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+24 108. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Gas station explosion

:O LPG Tank Rupture...?

One very lucky guy...!!!
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+2 109. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video How to feed the homeless

Now call "Dial-a-Beer" and get them a few cans of Special Brew.....!
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+6 110. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile in a Romanian car service

I like the way you can see daylight through the boot floor right at the end of the video....!!

I bet the paint is the only thing holding the car together.....!!! :) :) :) :)

(Shouldn't laugh really as I have owned cars in worse condition....)
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+32 111. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Suddenly a tank!

Tank you very much....
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0 112. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video The guy who appears in almost every movie and TV series

Token fat nerdy kid....
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+8 113. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video How NOT to Start a Bonfire

It's lit.... Job Done....!
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+3 114. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Kid sits down at a public piano...

I was just waiting for the kids mum to come and grab him and say "what have I told you about showing off..?" :D
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+5 115. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Bulldozer operator must wear some big pants....

Dont think the water was the problem, but if that bridge gave way he wouldn't get out alive...!!!
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+59 116. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video The escape of a prisoner ...

This little piggie doesn't want to go to market....!!!





As it hit the ground did it do a bacon roll....??
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+9 117. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Dog trolling Tram

Why doesn't it just drive around like all the other vehicles...?









(lets see how many people vote me down before reading this line)
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+10 118. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Hazard of the road

Looks a bit suss to me...? and what's with the scoop on the bonnet..?
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+6 119. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Secret Pool

Just remember to check the depth before you CANNON-BALLLLLLLLLLLLL...!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
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+1 120. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Animated fly-over of the US

Can't wait till google maps looks as cool as the real thing...!!
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+6 122. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Lightning Strike Vaporizes Powerline

:D That wasn't a power line...! It's My washing line...!!!! :D
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+1 123. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Budgie relentlessly annoying cat

Just played this clip and my budgie has gone berserk at my pc speakers..!!! LOL...!
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-3 124. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Mechanical Thimblerigger

Why are people voting down the only comment #10 that is true...? The video is stop motion photography...!
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+5 125. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video How It's Made: Drill Bits

I find drills boring....!!!
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+28 126. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video X-Ray Kinder Surprise

I would just love to watch the little children's faces light up when they get to eat those eggs....!
;)
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-4 127. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Jeff Ragsdale The man who gave the world his number

Why not..? My number is 077914*****............ . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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+1 128. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Ham sandwich

#4 What is this wheel you speak of.....? ;)

Now? where is my sandwich to make this comment work......
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+3 129. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Fireworks at Ultra Low Speed

Now't major.... :|
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+21 130. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video 135 People Jump Off A Bridge In Russia

:D Love the train driving across the bridge at the end...
Shame it didn't cut the ropes one at a time as it went past...?!?!


Now then? How are they going to get back up again..?? :D :D
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+5 131. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video How alkali metals react with water and air.

I remember watching this very same video in science class back in the 1980's.....! :)

Thanks for the memories.... :D :D :D :D ;)
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+2 132. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video Half Sleeve Laser Tattoo Removal

#11 Britain has the highest percentage of tattooed people in Europe but New Zealand has most in the world...
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+28 133. primate1970 commented 7 years ago on video This Iraqi Guy Loves His Job

He's not a security guard... Just some pervert wearing a uniform....!!!
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+1 134. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Parallel parking record

Just google "Russ Swift" and there is dozens of videos online...

He's been doing this stunt for years (have met Him several times at various car shows)
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+1 135. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Useless Talent #23...Or Is It

Simon Cowell would love those two.... Yeh?

They would both be in their 60's now as this was filmed back in 1969...!
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+12 136. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Kid reacts to Dinosaur

Chicken...!

Oh sorry, it's a dinosaur.....
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0 137. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Evacuation Tube

6 passengers at 1 6th of the cost of a train..??

er... how many passengers fit on a train??

Including loading and off loading of passengers how long would it take to ship 1200 passengers across a country???
No form of travel is accident proof so could you imagine the carnage of a crash in a vacuum tube under the ocean...
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+5 138. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video He watches you

Our cat used to do this and I wondered why till I realised it could see it's own eyes in the reflection of the glass (notice how it's gaze is fixed) and it just froze staring into the glass...

Still..... lol.... cute cat..
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+2 139. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Charter Bus in Rock Tunnel

If that was Me driving I would just gun it at full throttle....!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+4 140. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video 100 Motorcycle Crashes

I get really angry at people who ride like this... No proper protection, thinking they are in-destructible..!

I saw a guy a while back on a fairly large bike with a young girl on the back (about 12-15 yrs old) He was wearing full leathers and the girl was wearing a t-shirt with shorts and sandles...!!!!!

People like that should lose their license and be fined... People who drive cars and dont make kids wear seatbelts are fined so why aren't motorcyclists..????
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+3 141. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Magnetic silly putty

Still Lol-ing and crying at "hit it with a HUMMER...!!" #1 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+29 142. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Parallel parking fail

FOR GODS SAKE WOMAN....! TURN THE WHEEL........!
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-1 143. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Kickflip with a Chevy Sonic

Chevy Sonic...??? More like spaceframe stunt car with Chevy body stuck over the top...?
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+6 144. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Drifting Arab Style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOTBv4irFI

Doesn't always go to plan...!!! (Warning some graphic scenes) Total madness..
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+4 145. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Insane Immersive Movie Experience

#6 I'll try anything once.... ::(|) :(|) ::(|) :(|) ::(|) :(|) ::(|) :(|)
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+1 146. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Kawada's Nextage robot: one step closer to replacing humans

1:47 When I detect someone approaching I start working.... :D
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+2 147. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Citroen GT

It's a Citroen 2cv in disguise ....!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)

Ps.... It's only a concept car built for the PlayStaton game Gran Turismo......

6 special models were going to be built at a cost of over 2 million pounds each..!!!!
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+3 148. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Last Minutes with ODEN

#15 Believe it or not even Humans die...!!!!!
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+6 149. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Why did the salmon cross the road?

(Answer) To show it wasn't chicken...!!!!!
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+10 150. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video The Hamburglar

?? I Don't get it..???

If the Mc Donalds is closed why are all the lights on..????

Most Mc Donalds round here are open 24hrs anyway..???

Why lock Him up at the tax-payers expense when a rehabilitation program would be much more cost effective..???

Why do I end all My questions with 2 full stops and 3 question marks..???

:)
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+2 151. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Biped robot riding a bicycle

I bloody want one!!!!! (But with a small camera for a head....) ;)
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+1 152. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Surfer And Kayakers Almost Swallowed by Whale

Would it have swallowed her hole...?????








Or would it have spat it out......???? :D
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-3 153. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Russia car crash compilation 5

I thought in russia they drove on the left side of the road???? (like UK and Japan)
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+10 154. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Human flying on a multicopter

1 min 30 seconds of flight and they say it revolutionize transport and be as common as a car...???

Probably took 24hrs to recharge but look on the bright side you could cut your lawn as you leave for work in the morning...!!!! :D
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0 155. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Gravity force

??? WHY ??? :S

Good to see someone with such skill and dexterity using them to good effect.... :S

With skill like that he should be a surgeon...
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+9 156. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video The power of friction

Wheel rim..???????

More like a rim for some sort of railway carriage or industrial roller..
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+7 157. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video 2000 Watts

#14
A chav (pronounced /?t?æv/ chav) is a stereotype of certain people in the United Kingdom. Also known as a charver in Yorkshire and North East England[1] "chavs" are said to be aggressive teenagers and young adults, of working class background, who repeatedly engage in anti-social behaviour such as street drinking, drug abuse and rowdiness, or other forms of juvenile delinquency.[2]
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+27 158. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video 3D printing that makes working objects

Looking closely at (4:26) the 2 items there is a few differences..???

The shape of the end hook is different/the screw in the centre has 3 grooves on the copy but 4 on the original/the movable face on the jaw has a different angle on the original/the recessed part where the writing is has a completely diffent shape on the copy...???

Not calling fake but I think the shape is computer generated NOT a scanned "copy"

p.s. Hasn't this been posted before??? OR IS IT JUST A COPY???? ;)
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+3 159. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video CornStarch&Water

Try walking on CUSTARD.....!!!!! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN2D5y-AxIY
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+19 160. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Amazing Magic Rings Illusion

Simple illusion done very well....!!!!
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+8 161. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Indian Driving Manners

Makes the Ice-Road truckers look like pussies....!
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+49 162. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video What if every machine would run with gasoline?

?? What generates the electricity?????

Fuel burning power stations...!!!! Not to mention the energy used to make the cars and produce the batteries!!!

Until most country's get renewable energy like wind/solar/wave power electric cars are just propaganda and bullshit to allow governments to raise your taxes...!!!
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+1 163. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Man Turns Head 180 Degrees

SNAP...!

What was that??? :O

Er? I think that was your spinal cord mate....! :S

Oh Shi.........!?@# (i)
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+3 164. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Wake up call

#10 Oh I think they realise it....!!! ;)
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+5 165. primate1970 commented 8 years ago on video Planking Craze

What a bunch of plankers.....
(#10 Stop that you'll go blind)
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+1 166. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Tow truck towing a tow truck towing a ......

How come the last 2 trucks have a different phone number for Pete's towing service..?? ;)
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-4 167. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video It's impressive, isn't it?

Mine's BIGGER..!!!! ;-)
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+2 168. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video World's most powerful telephoto lens

Erm! Isn't this just a telescope???? Made to fit a camera???

Nothing new to see here as they have been around for ages...

I live near Jodrell Bank and that's hundreds times bigger...
http://www.jodrellbank.net/

(Ok it's Jodrell is a radio telescope but you get the gist)
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+4 169. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Parking in Moscow

Lesson one....

Don't piss off the Russian Mafia...
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+6 170. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Twingo crash

Love the way how the guy just puffs on his cigarette at the end...!!! :D
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+7 171. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Giant Drunk Puppet In Ireland

#7 & #8 Not all puppets have strings....

This is obviously a costume and a man with stilts...

Very well done though.. ::(|)
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+8 172. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Insane crane accident New Zealand

Lucky for the other guys that it fell to the left not the right!!!! the ones on the bridge/gantry would be flattened!!!!!
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+8 173. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video 3D without glasses

Apparently this is how you have to view the new Nintendo 3DS...........?! :)

http://e3.nintendo.com/e3-presentation/
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+19 174. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Dolphins see themselves in mirror

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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+5 175. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Tokyo Time Lapse

#2 I am from the UK so drive on the left anyway..! :)

I own a Japanese imported MPV and love it! Jap vehicles are way better than most UK/EURO cars!

#4 LOL...!
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+18 176. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Tokyo Time Lapse

Cooool! I'd love to visit Tokyo.
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+1 177. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Women Can Park

Google Russ Swift...

Not fake and very cool.... I can do this In My Citroen Saxo
(just need the tyres inflated to 40psi and tape over the button on the hand brake..! Oh! and some skill))
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+58 178. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video ATV Backflip Fail

Hope the quad is ok?!
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+7 179. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Austin mini slalom

Hyabusa Mini's are (Mostly) rear wheel drive! This one is doing front wheel drifts so I would imagine is't a tuned 1275...???
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+11 180. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Rat Takes A Bath

Looks like a drowned rat....
(well it would be if I saw something like that in my sink....)

Only kidding! Nice tame pet! Obviously well looked after and handled regularly.
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+5 181. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Fanfare

Awesome skill and rhythm there by the love child of Jack Black and Johnny Depp!!! :D
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+19 182. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video A redtail, tiger shovel nose catfish hybrid

Don't try it with Clown Loaches..! The have razor sharp barbs around their eyes!!

My 2 Aluminium cat fish love being stroked (that sounds so wrong :S ) and always swim in-between My fingers when I put My hand in My tank...!
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-7 183. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Whac-a-mole cat.

Now take it out of the box and put it in the steam juicer....!!! lol

I bet it jumps out even quicker.....

(only kidding I love animals....... Or do I???)
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+1 184. primate1970 commented 9 years ago on video Support Crane Needs Support

It'll Buff out...
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+6 185. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Stevie the professional regurgitator...

http://www.snotr.com/video/4382

Didn't we see Him a few weeks ago???
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-2 186. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video A homebrew trick called Lampuh!

no special remote controll bulbs etc... :)

Just a set of 4 switches on the floor operated by the feet... A teacher in My school built one of these about 25 years ago...!
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+7 187. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Amazing chinese acrobats

Could you imagine what would happen if one of these guys got cramp half way through the routine....? >:)
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+26 188. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video The Regurgitator - Britain's Got Talent 2010

Just GOOGLE Stevie Star...

He's been doing this trick for years...

(just don't watch what He does with a Goldfish if you are squeemish...!!!) lol
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+9 189. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Garbage explosion

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire.................

We don't need no water................ (sorry) ;)
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+9 190. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Amazing vehicle recovery truck

#5 Citroens still have the handbrake on the front wheels...!!
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+1 191. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Duck and Dog

If that was My old GSD (r.i.p) the Duck would have lasted about 2 seconds...!!!!
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-2 192. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Dog Flies Down Stairs

Take it for a walk you lazy sod...! That's no way to exercise your pet.!!!!!!
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+2 193. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Jumping Volvo 240

#7 S80..? Pah..! :-)

I used to own a 1971 Volvo 144DL... It's still on the road today with over 300'000 miles on the clock with the original engine...

All these modern cars are bean cans compared to the old Volvos...
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0 194. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Porsche GT3 173 mph

If I was in that traffic and He drove like that around Me I'd give him a "Nudge" with My Truck... ;)
Will you lot all be saying what a good driver He Was when He kills a few other road users..????
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+2 195. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Football fail

Football (soccer) is for big pansies, American football players all wear so much protection they might as well all be girls? (no offence girls) Now RUGBY..!! thats for real men!!
(I'll now sit back with my popcorn and await all the barrage of insults...!1 :) )
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+2 196. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Beekeeping

If you like this why not just look on other Video sites for MONTY PYTHON....?

The argument sketch and ministry of funny walks are my favorites...!
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+4 197. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video New/Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer!

Tubifex worm colonies...

I feed them to my tropical fish as a treat.
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+2 198. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Planet Earth

!!!! I WANT TO SEE THAT IN 3D !!!!!!!!!
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+1 199. primate1970 commented 10 years ago on video Miniature cities

All these people saying nothing special...?????

Lets see what videos you have made...????

...............................(Thought so...!)

Good video, Well edited...! respect where due...!

I would love to visit Japan..!
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+1 200. primate1970 commented 11 years ago on video Opening 20 bottles of beer

The "BEER" at 1:33 being poured into the glass looks like water..?????

I believe the tops are the ones you can buy for home brew beer/wine bottles?
but not put on fully...

Good vid tho..!
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+2 201. primate1970 commented 11 years ago on video Garage door opener

I have one of these but it seems to malfunction about once a month..... :-/
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+18 202. primate1970 commented 11 years ago on video Magnet drops super-slowly through an eddy tube

Cool..!

Gravity is a myth..... The earth sucks....!
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-10 203. primate1970 commented 11 years ago on video Music machine

cool I'm not going to say first as I think it is sad.
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+3 204. primate1970 commented 12 years ago on video Man almost hit by train

He is happy now but he could have been............

Chuffed to bits!