#10 - this is offspring...I'm pretty sure

i hate emoticons.

504 virgins await i guess...

that's my luck with women...

even chaos has order

#8 ...feeling randy, are you?

the WHOLE CONTINENT OF AFRICA would like to thank THE SLO-MO GUYS for wasting so much precious water.

...that's supposed to be clever? unless that's actually legal in russia, i would just describe it as completely stupid.

so 'football' found a brand new way to look even more fairy..what a giant surprise...

What the heck is wrong with you people???

#(removed comment) , I would give you plus 100 thumbs up if I could.

Follow at a SAFE distance--three second rule MINIMUM.

It could have avoided ANY damage to his car--and what if he had a passenger???

DONT BE IGNORANT, PEOPLE. Follow the rules of the road.

this is what happens when PSN goes down.

evolution or a lucky outcome from FAS

#1 "Gallium is associated with a relatively low toxicity, but should be handled with care until more health data has been accumulated."

chemistry.about.com

HEY: where's sir david attenborough?

my hammer has a label that reads 'computer-based hardware removal device' at home. russians, my hats off to you on this one.

hard to believe there are still people who dont believe in evolution--we should show them this video

#1, #2 no way is that boat just going to be 'ok' the whole keel nailed and dragged along the edge of the waterfront--there is going to be severe superficial and structural damage.

2 CANS OF RAID--doublefisted takedown.

i fell out of my chair when that stupid smart car couldn't get up that icy 5 degree incline...

1:56

european myopia

it's just like that old saying:
"dont buy highly sophisticated, technologically-advanced smartphones in a fruit shop"

fricken awesome--great play jeff fisher.

what?? it's fake -- look it up, don't vote down.

yeah fake.

"Physics, out of my league , Feels good to be a doctor. Where don't have to use too much brain as compared to the physicists!!!"

dragonon i am studying medicine, and if you are in fact a physician and have no idea what is going on in this simple demonstration??? LOL this is a basic as physics gets--where did you get your degree???????

what she never said all evolutionists actually say to her stupid question is that no evolutionist ever said that we evolved from chimpanzees--we didn't used to be chimpanzees! we didn't just up and say "i don't want to be a chimp," and then "shed our fur"

we are a separate species that diverged a long long long long long time ago--i'd say just out of the range of the female specimen in this video.

18 cats and a squirrel...that's only one squirrel away from being "that crazy cat lady down the street"

#2 the chick is actually a korean hottie.

some people just have to pick a fight where there isn't one...

rugby is technically "rugby football," so have it out with those folks over their egg shaped ball and all your hot air.

soccer is actually a british nickname for football, americans didnt come up with it they just say it because their already is a football.

also i presume its called football, because no matter that you carry the ball, you still have to move your feet to progress down the field. unless its thrown to you-which is the most exciting part about american football: the throw.

john cleese is right in that player creativity is limited (in kinder words) because soccer is more of a cardio-endurance sport. football is a hard hitting sport. cant you see there is worlds of difference in that alone?

i guess what i mean to say is we don't mean to offend you with liking a sport that we also call football, and call your football soccer. sorry,

i dont think this guy ever grew up!
"oop!! PSSHHHHH!!!"
lol

coulda swore i heard someone scream "gojira!!"

2:45 ?
oh...disclaimer:
"meet buck," provided by supinfocom productions does, not in any way endorse sexual relationships with animals of any kind.
lol

hail to the pilot!

he need chickety-china-da-chinese-chicken (have a drum stick and your brain starts cricken)

SNOTR ADMIN: this has got to be the third or fourth time this vid has been a classic vid.

re-title:
boo - the worlds lickiest dog.

what they failed to show was luigi flying with a cape beyond the upper limits of the display finishing a full minute ahead of everyone else.

seven people vote down merry christmas?? lol

if anyone's a troll its you and i sux2bu we keep coming back to check our own comments for responses. i couldn't help it--i mean "merry christmas" doesn't outweigh a little US patriotism?

My country, ’tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims’ pride,
From every mountainside,
Let freedom ring!

--notice how "let freedom ring" is where "god save the queen" would conform. jeez

#10 LOL just had to "correct" me...

just because the lyrics are in quotations doesn't mean i was correcting the title, but rather quoting the lyrics that correspond with the uk's titular lyrics of the timeless melody.

why do you vote down "merry christmas"?????????????

the gelatin was going to explode--the whole point of the video was to show the effect of cavitation by a bullet.

i hope that none hit you

SKYNET HAS ACTIVATED AND BECOME SELF AWARE!!!!!!
oh my precious terminator movies

that puckin' sucks

you can tell the cats aren't really interested in infecting themsleves with Yersinia pestis (caused the plague)

wow, looks like the americans and russians could learn a thing or two from the japanese about neat storage and proper use of space

wish i would have stuck with my bike back in the day

let me just say: i can completely understand that the average snotr user would support something like this.

before i dissent: know that i'm all for freedom of information...

...but this cyber 'warfare' is NOT the way to do it. when you think critically about it--it equates to undermining business, governments, and individual's rights--exactly what they claim to support.

IMO, what they should do is create a FORUM for support of freedom of information, and lobby and seek support from governments. not just force their policy on business and individuals (namely credit institutions and prominent individuals) they 'don't care' about sarah palin, what's to stop them from 'not caring' about you, should you speak your mind?)

go ahead and vote my comment down, but i can't see a good outcome to this group forcing their will upon others.

I freaking love steve harvey's reaction!!!!!!!

"Nekki--HUH?!"

"...Lookin for a nekkid granmama in the house--outside...in the woods...on a blanket"

Fol-ger's-in-your-cup!

#(removed comment) its in fun i know

To Arthur!!!! i drink guiness when i can actually..

#(removed comment) what a waste your comment is

just because some guy has a freakout, he has to be a typical american asshole.

never mind trying to apply a stereotype to you and your country--what would you say if your friend unexpectedly destroyed something nice???

liked the music, but skiing is not for me--this vid almost makes it seem as narcissistic as snowboarding.

#39 i felt sick just trying to interpret your english. my goodness.

chris ott - king of the band nerds

Best Athlete Ever

i thought it was going to be some kind of awesome mashup of last words that formed the coolest sentence ever in the world.
how disappointing.

...moo?...

epic punishment.

wish this would work on my gf

what gives, nebraska?

feeling insecure #4?

love how the guy on the right dragging him away kicks his head a few times.

somebody give this dog a turntable--he's burning to spin and scratch.

yep that's ten whole minute's-worth of tallness. enjoy.

#6, #8 meant to say EOD stands for: explosive ordinance disposal

#4 OH MY GOD.

lets just be thankful these things didn't hurt anyone.

enough already--where is my jetson-esque flying scooter-mobile?

more than 10 feet long? more like 100 ft.

my jetta is more than ten feet long.

i hear that adding a cool air intake and a supercharger can give it an extra 100 womp rats...

now that you have seen this you're addicted to cocaine and quaaludes.

badass of the ocean floor. that's pretty intelligent.

who's the best character?

i don't mean to argue really but 2009 wine of the year -- as per google: columbia valley cabernet--first link. i don't even drink wine.
and your point about lager vs ale doesn't make any sense at all because they are both beers, you can "look that up" too

less calories less taste (unless you count that piss flavor) sizzlik...

in the US: the better the beer commercial, the poorer the beer actually is, haha

#8 look up wine of the year and you'll see it's american. try american micro-brews, and you might change your mind about the beer here too..

I left Trinity University and transferred to the University of Arizona the year before this happened...I would have been there--you guys have no idea how much that still gets to me.

"another stupid unoriginal comment just for the sake of seeing my own comment"
--badboy007

you up to 1 million of those yet?

absolutely adorable!

variable interval schedules of reinforcement are the most effective.

someone should explain the idea to her while she's making them a sandwich...then chain and lock the kitchen doors and windows.

#29, think a solar plexus punch can stop a bullet? martial arts is such a novelty

this goes really well with breakfast.

i think the video should be titled 'russian solar plexus punches' instead

badboy007 c'mon..

that's your mom and you know it. she's got some nice sideboob going on btw.

02:36

telemedicine!
nicely done sir!

yep, they're still pointless.

anti double-monkey emoticon needed for this video. the crying one just isn't enough to express the sorrow i feel for humanity's failure in the micro scooter and this video (sweet geo at the beginning btw lol)

2:50
just shifting that piece into place really would feel great, even if you hadn't built the house yourself. i can't even look at an incomplete circle without being bothered to just tie it together in some way.

#7 hell yeah it's legal.

actually believe it or not in some states it probably isn't because of outdated laws like the one in arizona where women can't be dressed in pants or jeans in a "downtown area" unless accompanied by a man, but it's not like it's going to be enforced

that sucked.

musical genius at 01:25

he saw the line drawn and leapt over it with a wink, a smile, and probably a raging hard on.

#12 ...only, jackie chan is chinese.

soccer is a sport for fairies

#20 I just read from another of your comments: "Not much difference between the natzis and American governments."

what on earth is your method of comparison to make such an absurd remark?

#14 badboy007, why have a cannabis leaf as your profile pic, then?

i would grab the six pack and meet up with the first jumper, steal his parachute, drink all the beer, and then run away and fake my identity. all for six bud lights.

it's because the water's disgusting

one word: drogas

crazy danish are up to something

oh man, i love bacon!

probably takes after his american owner

i love that you can just see it coming--the cameraman HAD to have thought, "..maybe..." to not warn her.

on a side note: this video has been everywhere lately.
seriously, lets move on snotr.

#6 pool requires pockets--actually READ the info you posted

LOL

0:07

#7 you're right, the guy just looks soooo sinister

people are pretty dumb to be attracted to this--if you can't go under the water for extended periods, all you have done is put a roof on a boat.

he was systematically testing for weaknesses...then b*tch slapped him

thank goodness he didn't spill his beer!

i wish i had a hundred profiles so i could vote this down even more

#7 how about something light-hearted--i couldn't help but think of chubby checker...

Come on baby let's do the twist!!

what a horrible situation at the end of the vid

you should post the one where the cat plays in the street with a butterfly until it finally gets run over.

that bird has terrible golf etiquette.

0:36 ...and...it's GOOD!! 3 more points and its a dominant victory for the Orcas as time runs out.

spay and neuter your pets - Bob Barker

we give them treats so that they can superficially damage our vehicles...thank you birds.

he didn't eat all of it--he knew the virtue of moderation

what they don't mention is that these people repeatedly attempt robbery with a gun--at that point it doesn't matter what you steal, you threatened someones life multiple times.

it's nice to make fun of the US prison system without the facts or only partial truths.

what they didn't show was the guy running over the border to china the night before.

people watching penguins watching a butterfly. LOL

#4--you should film it

#7 is right Bas uses krav maga

to everyone up in arms over this video--get a life. the chick nudged her cat with her foot, and i'm sure the cat is fine. there are far worse things that animals do to each other in life, so any domesticated cat is going to be well taken care of compared to creatures in the wild--what, are you going to get all PETA on an alligator if it swallows some cute kitty? i don't think so.

how the hell do you keep calm in this situation?

#7 i have a feeling you either haven't played or simply don't know the fun of golf--it's the ultimate muscle-memory sport.

ball 1 horse 0

why do the people get out of their car and run away? you can drive faster..

or they could brave it out and help the people on that bus.

revenge for all the experiments...

Flawless. I almost fell out of my chair at the convo with lea.
I loved both these movies.

"the pain was like a thousand "...?..." poking me the anus"

what does he say? woolen hookers? LOL

3:51

...but at least he completed the trick!

how could a boxer be so spatially unaware??

this is why spider man does not visit the ghetto or third world countries--structurally unsound buildings.

never mind the civil wars, blood diamonds, and AIDS--i'm never going to africa because of these damned things.

Khan!!!!!!!!!!

#13 you're right about this injury, not shock though...

this idiot is NOT in shock, this is what happens when you suffer a serious head injury and your brain has been turned to jelly.

to put it simply, shock is a state of imbalance in the fluids distributed in the body intended for certain tissues, and the only ways it be caused by trauma are if there is significant blood loss (internal or external) or if the cervical spine is damaged. neither of those cases would present this person mumbling--his skin would turn cool and clammy and he'd be obviously sweating. his blood pressure would be higher than normal and his heart would be overcompensating to get the blood back to the organs/tissues/cells affected. but it takes time. you don't just go into shock after you hit the ground unless you damaged the 'neck portion' of your spine in some way.

i would say trust me, i'm with ems...but then again you could just look it up if you want to learn something.

#2 an f22 or f35 video would have you in a permanent state of depression for the rest of your life.

it's the venus fly trap of highway barriers.

no more furry animals on snotr!!!

enough already!

falling down--something the french do very well.

i don't speak mandarin, but those guys sound like they're high on somethin...

#16 reminds you of sarah palin? really? allow me to remind you of a few pointed differences:
milian is educated--she actually went to school, law school at that. she is well spoken. she is actually attractive--and not in the hockey mom way, but the really sexy way. she hasn't quit an important position where she faced public scrutiny...i could go on but i just threw up in my mouth thinking about sarah palin.

btw it's carlin, drew...and she has a serious condition.

no height too low for the french to stoop and gesture in opinionated fashion

I can has snakeburger?

I've been inspired with a great new approach to stupid twilight fan chicks--a shovel to the face works pretty well apparently.
time to introduce it to both my sisters.

stephen colbert's worst nightmares have finally come true.

bears + kung fu = worst threat to america ever, ever.