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-1 1. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Volkswagen trailer assist

#5 If someone is unable to remain calm and focused while driving, it's the distraction that's at fault when they crash?
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+6 2. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video The best instant relief for tremors my epileptic wife has ever found

#9 Yes. No more questions please.
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-7 3. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Cooking up a box

#3 you're right, snotr is like the gutter beneath 9gag which is beneath facebook which is beneath reddit and 4chan.
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-12 4. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Cooking up a box

I was expecting to see Dickbutt inside.
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+1 5. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Veterans recount the first time they killed someone

#5 ADD speed fiends unite! Being a tweaker is ok if everyone is on meth!
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+6 6. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Veterans recount the first time they killed someone

#2 stupid comment and stupid math. How would a ~9 minute video end up being 50 minutes if the stories were in order? Cutting apart the stories was an irritating thing to do, especially since the stories were completely unrelated(aside from the killing theme). I would want to hear each of them tell a 50 minute story, and then some. You are belittling the impact that killing made on their lives by saying that their story must fit within your foolish bird-like attention span. #1 was absolutely right. OP was trying to be like Band of Brothers, and failed.
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+6 7. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video NASA Space Shuttle 'Last Second Zipline'

skip to 2:07 for low to moderate amusement
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+8 8. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Mom Wins Free Tuition For Daughter After A Lucky Bounce

I hear they do the same thing in North Korea only it's for food and water.
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+9 9. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Fastest time to pierce 4 coconuts with 1 FINGER!!!

I bet his girlfriend/wife is hornifrightened at all times.
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-3 10. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Mad slackline skillz

Disappointing.
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-1 11. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video World championship knife cutting

Those water bottles are 100% pure Californian tears. Delicious.
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-2 12. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Store Owner Tired of his Place Being Robbed Sets a Trap

No one noticed the small child hiding in the shadows in the jail cell?
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+4 13. segregatethelazy commented 8 years ago on video Romantic marriage proposal played as movie trailer with real actors

#1 Try viagra! It'll stiffen you right up.
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+1 14. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You

#18 kinda butthurt <3
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-2 15. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You

I'll take the apology, and the last word.
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+4 16. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Max Rokhman At City Space Bar. Masterclass.

"That'll be thirty seven dollars."
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-3 17. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You

What is the title of this shit video? Is it "How bed bugs know you are food"? By the way, pointless arguments with strangers on the internet happens to be my fetish. You're still wrong. You can try to explain yourself more and more, but you are truly the only one here who cares about how you decided to interpret this video. I just want to get off.
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-3 18. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Drink Your Blood

What a clear description of HOW these things ingest human tissue. If only there were some hipster tool with a short video to describe WHY these things are attracted to humans...
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-2 19. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You

#2 #5 #7 #7 Clearly you are unable to admit when you are wrong. So bed bugs sniff the human flesh through their noses? That's HOW the blood/flesh makes it from the human into the bed bug? This shit video claims that bed bugs are attracted to a particular smell. If arrogance had an odor, and bed bugs were attracted to it, that would explain WHY you have bed bugs.
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-2 20. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How Bed Bugs Feast On You

#2 You've confused how and why. This is a shit video with a misleading title.
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+5 21. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Go For A Ride With Tesla's New Autopilot System

#2 but the car is driving, the person is not.
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-3 22. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video We are (apparently) here to stay

#3 Source?
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-3 23. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Adorable Cockatoo Peekaboo

Am I the only one who senses the sharp decline in the quality of videos posted here?
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+1 24. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Gus, I'm a Grenade!

So 12 year olds are posting the videos now? great... *removed from favorites*
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+7 25. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Girl doesn't realize she's in the middle of the wall of death

I was going to say that it was natural selection. If that were the case, the whole concert should have been swallowed up by a sinkhole.
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+2 26. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How Russians settle disputes

I wonder happened in the first part of the video that led up to this.
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+1 27. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Heroes do exist

I give the rescuer a 10, and the cameraman a 0.
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-2 28. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Another Shocking Footage of the Tianjin explosion

0:31 bear shaped glass chip. Looks like manufacturing gummy bears is super dangerous.
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+11 29. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Huge Explosion in Tianjin, China

Would you really want your dying legacy to be that you didn't know how to film in landscape mode?
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-1 30. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Her Dad Died Just Before Her Wedding But What Her Brother Did Left The Whole Room In Tears

Live action facebook. much disrespect intended.
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+13 31. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Does Water Ever Expire?

Where can I donate to his laser eye surgery fund?
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+9 32. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Huge Fireball Caused By Explosion at a Chemical Plant

When you go to buy a cell phone there should be a one-question test. Which way do you hold your phone to take a video? If they answer wrong, they get a swift painless death.
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-14 33. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Golden hands !

#1 is bullshit there's no naked girls. Besides who wants to see third world naked girls? Good painting though.
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+2 34. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Pick a side

Is this the terminal?
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+4 35. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Billiards Anyone?

Fathers hate him!
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+5 36. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video My pale skin

Who is teaching people that they should give a shit about comments? Trolls will exist everywhere, legitimizing their comments with a video like this just lets them know that they are winning the internet.
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+7 37. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Losing control!

#(removed comment) What if its a part of my religion to mock other religions? Would that make it OK?
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+12 38. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Divorced, here's your half

Then he finds out he has to pay for his kids to go to college, so he cuts them in half too.
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0 39. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video From Canary Islands to Italy

I can't fap to this. NEXT!
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+4 40. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Homemade 40W Laser Shotgun

...that asshole blocking the passing lane...
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+7 41. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Bride goes for a swim at her wedding... what could possibly go wrong?

Yessssss shes not going to populate the future... aw fuck she lived.
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-1 42. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Car sing-along goes wrong

#8 flat tire from poor maintenance or driving off the road because of texting or facebook?
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+1 43. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Car sing-along goes wrong

I was really hoping that the ending would be the fire department hosing their remains off of the pavement. It would have been a glorious go-pro advertisment.
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+10 44. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Fake Supersized Muscles

Ew..........
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0 45. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Transplanting Pansies

My back yard is infested with these. I hope that machine ends up being used for marijuana.
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+10 46. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Onion News Network attaches GoPro to a sparrow

African or European sparrow?
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-3 47. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video So apparently koalas get possessed by satan when fighting

Koalas are very stupid animals.

http://redd.it/2b1a6t
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+10 48. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Filipino ninja cleaner

Ermigerd! Germs! How ever did the human race survive before cleaning products?!! If you are never exposed to them your immune system grows weaker and weaker. Then natural selection picks off the foolish germophobes.
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+3 49. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Daddys Beer

If your laundry room is your kitchen, you cannot afford a baby.
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0 50. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Tie Fighter

I'm cheesin' so hard right now. Wheres the awesome boobage?
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+4 51. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video He knows how to

You misspelled "Truck does a barrel roll."
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0 52. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Idiots

#8 Gap insurance makes that possible
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-7 53. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Building GM's most powerful Engine Ever, the 650hp LT4 V8

Finally something strong enough to power your moms vibrator.
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+1 54. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Incredibly Nervous Man Blows Audience Away

This should have been a life or death moment where the audience can send their texts to decide if he lives or dies.
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+3 55. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Pumas cannot roar like other big cats. But they *can* sing...

"I'm going to bite you, I'll count down from 100. 99. 98. 97..."
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+1 56. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Riding with My Momma

I bet she could take the meat off of a chicken wing without using her hands. Dat gap...
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+15 57. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Guys Stop Douchebags From Driving on The Sidewalk

I like the one girl that's so stupid she doesn't try to use her wiper fluid and just steals some random girls water bottle.
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0 58. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Air Raid Scare Prank

Omg air raid? What does my phone and comically over-sized watch think about this?!
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+8 59. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Guy plays One Winged Angel (Sephiroths theme) on the organ... during church service

He made that little old lady so hot she had to leave.
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+23 60. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Very strange sound in the Swedish language

So does Swedish porn sound like a steam engine warming up? Choo choo choo choo!
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+7 61. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video This is How they Fish Piranhas in Brazil

That's a lot of squatting, I bet she has a fantastic ass.
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+23 62. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Pig Savors The Flavor Of His Treats

I do the same thing when I eat bacon.
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+2 63. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Laser Weapon System (LaWS)

Can we use this instead of lethal injection?
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+1 64. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Easy Wedding Cake in 5 min

How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her.
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+6 65. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video How to Stop Car Windows From Fogging up

Maybe just turn on your a/c, even when you want heat...
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-9 66. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Hungry man stays put, while masked gang storms restaurant

This was the gang leader, you are giving him what he wants by posting this. The same way national news networks give coverage to school shootings. Fuck you.
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-3 67. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Fireworks accident / explosion in Italy

Its-a me-a Global Warmio!!!
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-2 68. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video Windowless Airplanes Of The Future

I would hope someone would find a way to broadcast porn on all of the screens. Maybe a video of the plane crashing or being shot at by enemies.
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-1 69. segregatethelazy commented 9 years ago on video BALLS TO THE WALL STUNT! - Steve-O

looks like ol' steve needs some $
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+18 70. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video Ever wondered how massive a termite queen really is?

Good old fashioned nightmare fuel.
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+6 71. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video Unveiling a Real-Life Hoverboard

so a copper floor costs how much?
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-8 72. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video Smooth Technique to pull a tooth out with dental floss

A closed fist could have knocked all of them out!
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+36 73. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video Woman Watches Her House Robbed While At Work

ffs stop telling the dispatcher what your pets are doing.
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+24 74. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video Spectacular car chase

All of the good parts were edited out... and by all I mean the point where the driver was extracted from his seat.
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-1 75. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video This Korean guy really knows how to sell his product

why not just weld some bars over your windows if you are going to have those hideous metal lock things
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+6 76. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video Homeless man fights group of scammers

How do we know they are scammers?
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-1 77. segregatethelazy commented 10 years ago on video Ridiculous Chimpanzee Fight at the Zoo

Is this one of those Ferguson riots?