fake.
look at exactly 0:13 there is a transition....

If you think this kind of play is impressive, you should really watch a rugby game....

#3 you seem well informed

Is it me or do these walls have no cement?

The catch: It's way harder to make bombs with Thorium, so don't expect governments to use it any time soon, sadly.

We forgot how to dance people...

They decided to prank a whole village

At 2:28 it looks like he's surfing on the fish

Unnecessarily epic music

#2 No, third world solutions.

It all makes sense now, that's why I always swallowed the toothpaste when I was a kid... I secretly wanted to become an astronaut!

Finally someone who doesn't totally mess up the filming in the most interesting moment!

So... getting punched in the face has the same effect as drinking 10 beers?

I'm gonna save a lot of money this weekend!

It's a stroboscopic effect. His wings are flapping in sync with the camera's shutter.

Isn't it Federer and Agassi?

Why hello there crazy people with bones in your noses! Would you like a cup of tea?
Just stir it with your machete we're out of spoons....

mmmm bread

And somewhere there is a male Anglerfish that looks at this abomination and thinks: "Damn she's so hot!"

She opens and she tightens!

Within 50 years, the US will collapse juste like the USSR did.
It is useless to hope for a solution.

When you spill some coffee on yourself on your way to work, remember this guy and the shitty day he must have had.

He's going faster than sound, his screams don't even reach the camera

How did he get inside the building in the first place???

I wanna know the name of the guy who invented automated laughter

That one at 1:48 is the most impressive.
How he makes that last pin fall with sheer force of will is beyond me!

#1 Yea, but at least they get their grammar right

#2 This is the fastest talking MAN. Any woman can talk faster than that.

Warning headphone users, sound burst at 3:46!

The guy in the passenger seat went for a quick barf in the rear

Pause the video at 1:25
Pricelesse.

I agree with #5 ...
Not a french accent (and I'm french too)

Somebody please taz him a second time

I love how he's trying to wipe off the cracks on his windshield.

I tried to pause the video just before they landed to soften their fall

I wanted to hear his reaction ! The slow-mo started too soon...

loved the last move

The dumbbell whisperer

9:01 That's a win

Who said there isn't any magic left in the world?

I'm glad to live in 2015

No problem Geekster, take care of your mom!

When I saw the length of the video I was like: How do you fuck up a burglary that fast?
Well, I wasn't disappointed.

1:09 This guy looks very interested ^^

Very clear information. Thanks!

Wow, that was already pretty sophisticated... seems it hasn't evolved that much since then

#2 yup, either that was just 4 questions, either I don't know how to count to 10...

Cool, the music is from Braid! God I love that game.

This has a rotor diameter of 126 meters, a total height of 198 meters, and can output 7.6 megawatts. For reference, about 76,000 100-watt light-bulbs or 38,000 computer systems would be needed to draw 7.6 megawatt.

Yup, that's america's only solution to all the problems: a shotgun.

Already on Snotr.
http://www.snotr.com/video/368/Squirrel_at_obstacle_course

People who downvote this have been thoroughly brainwashed by the American and Israeli mainstream media.

Quick wiki search:

The Heartland Institute has been funded by Oil and Gas companies, receiving, for example, 800 000$ dollars from ExxonMobil in 2008.

It is currently no longer disclosing it's funding sources.

best part:
00:43

1:11
I loled at that slow-mo

They seem so happy when it works, they must have spent days tryin'...

He kinda looks like him too...

Bless the man who can forget, for in his eyes every day is a new amazement.

Well damn I'm gay.

The guy could have stepped out of his car or yelled to stop her...

Why is it written "Sex" on the camera's text?

Perfectly fulfilled my daily lawnmower video needs.

#3 if he holds the string in his mouth, how can he make the card go all the way around him without entangling it around his face?
I think the string being taped to the ceiling is a better explanation.

Alright but what do you do with the net afterwards?
Right now it looks like you're just throwing more shit into space...

"oh Bobby!"

pre-opened.
there's no smoke coming out when they open them....

#3 Actually there IS a mathematical tip I can give you for the lottery.
It doesn't increase your chances of winning (only buying more tickets can do that), but it increases the average money that you win, when you win.

The tip is to use totally random numbers. If you pick meaningful numbers, like the date on which you played, you drastically increase the chances of someone else having the same numbers, and so you will have to split what you gain. If you choose perfectly random numbers, you'll almost always be the only guy that wins, when you win.

He should invent a song whose lyrics are all the everyday sentences, so that when talking to people, he just raps the answers.
Wait, no, actually I would prefer the stutter.

The door shattering is more impressive, but actually makes it hurt less, because more energy is dissipated to break the door, and less is redirected at Murphy as resistance.

Bernie might not shake your germy hand or relocate your shoulder, but he's gonna make sure that when you are sick or injured, you will get healthcare treatment at no additional cost to you.

#FeelTheBern

Damn, it must feel awesome to be able to crunch a watermelon like grape.

Where is it Bob? On the ground? I wouldn't have guessed.

I love how half the guys congratulating him have broken arms or wheelchairs. You can tell they tried that trick too.

#1 Pretty sure that's what they were going for, yes.

Yeah trust me, cat is not stuck, just comfy.

That or it's a very bad case of aerophagia.

Wait, how did it get there?

I was most amazed by the city at 2:22

ring's too big

#7 One way of constructing a fractal is to repeat a simple step infinitely many times, so there is some link between the two, but in the general picture of maths, these two domains are pretty far apart.

Beautiful images, who said a city is always gray and dull?

So the local tribe kept it in captivity, but the zoo saved it and... keeps it in captivity?

On tomorrow's news:
Rampage in American school, 30 people killed by motor oil poisoning.

Makes me think of the monster in Lost.

awwwww, he just wanted a hug!

#6 if you grab the whole thing, you grab the queen with it. They'll be following and stinging you for days.
I'm guessing these guys have a way to tell that the piece they took was the most recently constructed part of the nest, so they know the queen can't be in there.

Cool, the Mandelbrot set! I'm liking these math related videos lately.

Are they practicing for a circus act?

Superman wears a Chuck Norris pajama.

Didn't these people at Boston Dynamics watch Jurassic Park?

What a delightful country to live in!

At the end it says that this is a summary of the year 2018.

Gonna need a crowbar to get him out of his friend's arse.

I want this life.

Well, guess I'm making an omelette now...

We have an all time record: comment #(removed comment) with minus 50 votes!!
Recognize man, this is AMAZING, or go back to watching Michael Bay films

#5 one undeniable use is to impress the ladies...

Damn, I live in Nebraska

As #2 said they're not in space.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomit_Comet

I'm speechless...

1:54 Karma: it's real, sucker!

What I get from that is that the pro armwrestler sucks at bodybuilding.

You sure it's not somebody turning into a werewolf?

That is so cool.... NASA! MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Dat Portal music

This guy could make the dumbest person on earth understand rocket science.

So that's where all the toilet paper went?

From Wikipedia:

"A high chimney was required for the site to ensure that [coal] emissions were removed from the deep, narrow valley under all weather conditions."

Did the guy survive???

two geniuses, word!

Only in Russia
Oh wait...

Looks like even he shat his pants

My two most feared animals blended into one.

#3 There must be different categories, I guess.

So lifelike.

Please don't let any more of that political propaganda bullshit get on snotr.

So... why did it start burning?

#3 I just saw Idiocracy yesterday! I think you're ready for the 26th century.

Yeah I have the same problem as Burimi with the video.

Story fabricated through editing.

Alright that's it. Technology has gone too far.

#2 They looked at 100 of them and 63 got away.

I think he just made it on time.

Calculating the curve is easy, once you know the exact speed at which he leaves the slide.... and that can only be achieve by testing, as there are too many unknown variables: slide friction, suit friction, wind speed, aerodynamic penetration and so on. Unless they sacrificed 50 or more willing idiots to do these tests, this is FAKE. And of course #14 , he'd definitely go THROUGH the pool...

No skills involved, just an uncountable amount of trys...

did you also read: "Fail Fins" ?

#6 he said "oh putain"
which means "oh fuck" in french

I bet he joined the program the second they told him he could pour his beers himself again.

#8 I think he's just snapping his fingers, but it does look awfully weird...

Carving level: Germanasian

Now strap it to the rotors.

Aren't lobsters orange/red only when they are cooked?

#3 It's just the owners suspecting that the dog is doing this while they're gone, and leaving a camera rolling to see it for their own eyes.
I did this with my cat cause I knew he could open doors, but he would never do it while I was around.

It even burns like a real one.

Now THAT'S a useful skill.

So realistic

wtf is a pemmy?

This show was legendary.

Ha yes, in other words:

"Don't ever stand up for anything, don't ever fight for anyone, don't ever try to make the world a better place.
It's all useless because there are no objective truths, and no wrong doers. There are always just two sides to every argument and both sides usually think they are right."

What an inspiring message for our kids. Thank you JJ.

Dude close the fridge!

Socialism does not advocate for everybody to have the same amount of wealth. If you believe that, then you have already been mislead by the American elites and media companies.

Socialism advocates for the workers owning the means of production. This means that companies are not owned and controlled by a rich board of investors who actually do no tangible work. Company ownership and control is spread between each individual worker.

This ensures for instance that your company will never ship your jobs oversees because, well, that would mean that you have decided yourself to ship your own job oversees, which you will never do.

However, companies still compete with each other on a free marketplace, so some do better than others, and hence their workers are wealthier than workers from other companies.

This system brings democracy in the workplace while ensuring there is still an economic incentive to work harder than your neighbor.

#8 Wait, you sound like you're saying that under socialism, there are no patents, no copyrights, no trademarks or royalties.

If that's really what you believe then please inform yourself.

Brilliant! Why didn't anybody think of this before?

Here's a dumb one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0

#2 and #7 : old news for you americans, don't forget the rest of the world

Scripted, but awesome.

Scripted, but awesome.

Anyone know what the song is?

#9 the car does flip at 0:57 , thats why they all get ejected...

I'd be very interested to see a spin win once...

Fitt is the real winner here.

Thor is here

0:26 This guy has a huge head!

I can hear Zefranck saying: "The Springbok's ass is basically one giant ear"

I do NOT want to meet whatever did this to his paw.

#2 German police are incredibly professional, nothing like the roid raging animals they got in the US.

Kratos and The Stranger at it again?

Ha yes, picky and whiney.

If only everybody could be dumb and gullible, the world would be a better place.

#8
You belittle someone for spending their time playing video games. "Where did his life go wrong ?" , right?
Meanwhile, you are spending YOUR time watching, and commenting on a video of someone else playing video games. Where did YOUR life go so, so wrong?

You mock me for commenting on your comment... and it escapes you that that very act is, itself, also commenting on someone else's comment, making you the butt of your own joke.

You provide a link to an article that demonstrates your detractor's argument.
("Surgeons use them to protect patients from their mouth-borne germs, not the other way around." ; "cough-and-cold victims seeking to avoid transmitting their germs to others, rather than healthy people looking to prevent the onset of illness" )

I'm a simpleton, I'll give you that, but at least, unlike you, I don't pretend the contrary.

It says the price is around 4500 euros, and the build time is 12 months.

#1 hit it with a bat every ten seconds

I can do better, hold my beer...

...actually no way I need the glass.

These simulations are made by placing the balls manually in the pattern that you want to see, then running the simulation in reverse. Once you have that footage, just play it back in the normal order to produce the video.

GG

ça c'est bon

anyone know whats the name of the music?

Superman sleeps with Chuck Norris pajamas.

#1 You mean flakey crust, right?

OMG IT'S... the world's biggest plastic bag.

And another huge waste of tax payers' money from the US army.

Yes, facts that you learned in your American textbooks, in your American school, on your American TV.
You are so brainwashed by this shit you can't even recognize it anymore, it's just part of the background for you.
Why don't you go spend some time in another country... why don't you go spend some quality time in Syria or Lybia, under a nice palm tree or under a nice carpet bombing, courtesy of your beloved country.

I have never seen an american movie with no guns in it.

#3 yes this is the game called beamNG.drive

#1 You don't need low self esteem, you just need to be an American.

What's that music?

Yes, they wear masks when they are sick and do not want to transmit their germs, not because they are afraid of other people's. A very selfless act.

You couldn't know anything about that, #4, being the egotistical prick that you are.

You try to give yourself this image of a sly fellow, dishing out judgment about other's intelligence, yet you are yourself neither sly, nor intelligent, nor curious about the world, and have clearly demonstrated you have no plans to change that.

So please, go make an arse of yourself somewhere else.

#1

This guy wants to get rich so hard... it's all right bro you already seem to have a nice house

#3 Let me ask you, at what point do you see snow falling on the male?

Amen brothers.

Now let's get back to molesting boys shall we.

This is not a skateboard, it's called a short board...

#11 could you explain what is American mythology?
Hamburgers? TV? Rifles? These were all invented by other countries btw...

Shut me up!

Nukes don't kill people, people kill people. GIVE EVERY CUNT IN THE LAND A NUKE! Why should I have to give my nukes away just cause Bob over there annihilated a city with his?