Once the boat goes through, then it lifts up.

How you like them apples

Genuinely made me laugh. Alot.

0:37 - Psychic baby

Again, we got the point after 30 seconds.

That one had some heat on it.

I was laughing at it until i saw it struggling on the ground. poor thing...

you dont need 1:47 to explain something that isnt funny after 10 seconds.

veronica belmont is hoootttttt

is that 0-100 km/h in less then 3 seconds?

oh lord.

omg #3 i laughed so hard

Now I think yelling some notes doesn't really count as a skill in any way. But holy crap she can sing.

Yes yes! Get away from the lion. Go jump in the cold water and drown.

Do these pilots have any sorts of training to go with them? How do you screw up a landing? "here a nice soft landing we are on the gound.. i wonder what happens WHEN I TURN THE WHEEL HARD LEFT!!! YEA AWESOME SPINNING AROUND UNCONTROLABLY"

#3 go back to 4chan.
#(removed comment) and #11, trolled.

I have never been that bad nor do I plan on it. There is something about being unable to walk that just sickens me beyond all measure.. I like getting to that point where everything feels good (like everything you touch just feels good). The thing I like about it is the fact that I am still completely in control of myself yet I can have fun without stumbling around like this fellow.

Also, was I the only one who got bored 2 minutes in?

I LIKE FRUIT

I'm surprised that the 5 minute version wasn't posted. Every other video is this repetative and they are all 4 minutes +.

Very, VERY boring. The point was made about 30 seconds into it. Anything after that is just wasted time. Extremely predictable.

Yeah #1 is right! He is always correct!

Not being a soccer fan myself, this was all pretty boring. Only the one where the ref got hurt made me smile, but that is cause I am a sadist nuerotic igornorant prick.

"everything is better when it's french" comes to mind. snooty pigs disgust me.

How he still walks, I don't know.

I've never got the point of parkour. Just jumping around some obsticles.

Ahh Americans, never cease to amaze me.

Omg Canadians are so funny.

#1 I am not sure, and I am positive someone will correct me, but it is so give directions on the road ahead. Because they are driving so fast they don't know how fast to take the corners so the passenger would say "Medium left, 60k/h" Or something. Not sure exactly what they say but I think that is the general jist of it.

Yeah it's probably like 440 thowsand volts.

#6 But the attention was on the dog and it's actions.

#4 GENIUS! How did you come to this remarkable conclusion?

#(removed comment) is either homosexual or is underageb&

That is my worst fear. Trapped in a confined space about to drown..

#2 So did i. Just jumping over him made no sence.

YES finally a video that doesn't last 5 minutes on the same thing!

#3 Houdini was an escape artist, not a daredevil.

#7 There is no such law as "Darwin's Law". I think you may be in reference to "Murphy's Law", which still wouldn't apply here.

#20 What does the colour maroon have to do with this? I don't follow.

I'm with #5! #(removed comment) #(removed comment) and #(removed comment) -> Holy crap are you pathologically unable to see the humorous sides of jokes instead of delving deeper and taking offense?

Lol MsZoomy. That is the first negative thing I have ever heard you say. 2 Monkey heads for you.

I was so surprised at the speed of the monkey. Not on ground he looked like Roger from American dad, but in the trees he was so agile.

If I turn around enough times.. They will get dizzy and stop perusing me. God women can't even getaway. #4 was correct. What a stupid car to pick.

You can tell they are only playing for the fact that the dog would not sit there and let the cat scratch it to hell.

#8 Animal protection rights would forbid it..

HA #(removed comment). He is relentless in his assault. Do I smell an ip ban?

#5 - ILY.

I'm pretty sure it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

#10 was your grandma a duck?

I swear to god you can see his face gaining and losing weight all the time.

Holy crap the driver had some reflexes on him, moved VERY fast.

#12 that makes no sense. Are you high? #10 was stating that all these photos were taken at the same place, just with different people accompanying Obama and his wife. This shouldn't have to be pointed out as it is quite obvious. I think it is also quite obvious you still lack a 3 digit IQ.

I got the idea a minute in. It's like 4 minutes of high fives or clapping for 3 minutes.

Those girls are so thin they fit in that tiny hole. I can't stand chicks that are thin like that. They need a little meat on them. But not too much. Just enough. (I am fussy )

And America wonder why they are in an obesity epidemic.

#22 and #27. Americans are the same. But I am not American. If you look at some of my comments I give them a load of crap too.

Also.

Since when was egg, ham and some angus beef, suddenly French?

I thought it was going to be some lame ass video.

Made my day. And probably my week.

You can tell #(removed comment) is a virgin.

#23, we do hate Americans. But we never said we hated money. It is still the same if given from an American or an Australian. Money is money. And I was not aware that we advertise 24/7 on American TV. You must notice it so much cause it is a change from all the fat lards on normal TV.

Most of the reason is cause Howard kissed Bush's ass, Rudd is still cleaning the mess he made.

It is insane how fast it reached maximum revs If they could somehow grip that thing to the ground.. Who noes how fast it can go.

I'm going to have to agree and disagree with Henderson here. Being a fellow Australian (or he may be Kiwi), rugby is certainly a rough sport, one that I could not play because of the violent factor. It is true that Americans wear padding, though Henderson thinks it is sissy - the rules that are placed on Rugby today make it so that padding doesn't have to be worn. The American football is more of an "all out" affair whereas rugby you can't tackle above shoulders, below legs, no dumping etc.

Secondly - I hate Americans just as much as the next person but not bringing a glove to a baseball game is just stupidity. Trying to catch a ball like that barehanded WILL hurt. Henderson - try catching a cricket ball (a real one) barehanded after someone has bowled. There is a reason the wicket keeper wears gloves.

Stop being an internet tough guy Henderson. Go back to school and learn something before posting in a (mostly) mature environment like this one.

Oh and thanks #11.

#9 wut?

Oh my lord look at those tight pants. Reminds me of skater boys here. I see the reason they fell over. I wouldn't be surprised if they never have children. I'm hurting just watching them.

#13, I think you were referring to his ability to spell, not his grammar. Also, your ability to punctuate an easy sentence is less then commendable. If your going to give someone shit about how they type, you should probably learn to type well yourself to prevent further shooting downs.

#16 - At first I was like but then I loled.

#(removed comment) you type with your keyboard? LOL! Dimwit!

That fat blondie knows how to hog the camera. I wouldn't have fought some dude for that cow.

You can see just after it hits at 0:07 the one on the right says "What the hell was that?"

#18, #7 and #6 -> shut the fuck up. Seriously.

He just fucking explained why there aren't videos submitted everyday. They have jobs, they probably have families. You can't expect them to be on here 24/7 to cater for your every need. They are doing the best job they can. DO NOT give them shit for not allowing so many videos through cause I GUARANTEE you that at least 95% of the people on this site would rather wait for 4 days to have a quality video then have some crappy video that is going to get it's rating hammered. The mods don't have to deal with your abuse. They are doing YOU a service. You visit this site for free and therefore you should not demand anything from them, you shouldn't expect anything for you do not offer anything.

If you have watched all 3000 videos in a week then you obviously have way too much time on your hands. I suggest, a girlfriend or a job. Get a life you moron. Don't like the way things are handled here? Go to youtube like the rest of the adolescent pricks who can't handle it. In life you aren't handed anything on a platter, once you hit 18 you have to work for everything yourself. Being a mod isn't easy. And they shouldn't have to put up with little shits like you. They don't get paid for this, unless you start giving them money, you cannot demand anything from them.

What the hell is that hideous headress @ 0:39!? Beyonce is a wonderful person for letting Taylor do that. 2 devil heads

#3 - Gold! +10 for you

#5, #12 - Your those people who create awkward silences at dinners after huge amounts of laughter.

As for the vid - 2 Demon heads!

Whoops sorry for somehow double posting 6 hours later?

Wow I can't believe this bot was not created earlier! That last bit of software would definitely improve my game

I loled at #(removed comment). It was a big boring, but informative all the less?

Hahahaha! So true but he does a really bad Arnie accent. I think it is just cause Arnie has done weights all his life and it is almost 2nd nature to him. Maybe?

Why would you do that to someone!? If someone did that to me I would smash them! That is a once in a lifetime moment and he took all the good shit away from it. I think even beyonce knew that was uncalled for.

Yes #6, he likes fishsticks.

#6 Sorry I was in an awful mood yesterday. You can remove my comment if you see fit, although I do stand by it.

Americans, in my opinion ARE stupid but that was not what I was inferring. I am saying stupid Americans as an insult then backing the insult up with evidence from the video. Calling them stupid, in this comment, was not an attack on the intelligence of Americans, even though that is obviously not one their strong points.

And I don't care about being politically correct, I am just stating my opinion. I am ignorant, and I know it. You won't need to point it out.

Again sorry.

Yeah I thought the same as #1. God it's so funny when other people are laughing.

stupid americans. so fat they dont even hurt themselves when they fall.
LAY OFF THE FUCKING MCDONALDS LARD ASS

I have never been able to understand American humour

Why does it repeat itself 3 times? It would be better off showing it once then a slow-mo.

In Australia, we call them fishing rods.

WHHHHHHAAATTTT THHHHEEE FUUUCKKK?????? I don't understand his reasoning toward this?? I can't put into words how confused I am.

Notice, there is not 1 white guy in the line up.

Not worth spending even 30 seconds on this boring video. Not up to snotr standard at all. Which admin actually thought people would want to watch some kid TRY TO dance to a god awful song in an Apple store. Better off watching a grandma spin in circles in her wheelchair in a Microsoft store.

Yes I would have to agree with #1 #2 #(removed comment) and #(removed comment). Very boring video, just a new technique of showing boringness.

How is that different from other vending machines?? Cause it's big?

I can't beleive no one drew a penis

Totally agree with #1 song was good until he started singing. Cool vid though. Some nice cars.

Some of those dunks must have taken many many takes to get! Some great skills indeed.

Oldschool, maybe. But that is the first thing that has made me laugh in weeks. Great upload!

#4 It's to do with the speed that he was going, as the car went up the wind picked the front of the car and that's why the car almost flipped backwards. The aerodynamics aren't the same, but the same idea is used in planes. How do you think they get 2 tonnes of metal to fly? It's to do with the shape of the body. (And in planes, the wings)

I hope you can understand

That was absolutely spectacular! I love the french accent

#(removed comment), if you have nothing nice to say, don't bother saying anything at all.

Lol, this is what you get from Americans

Lol blackisotope, you are proven wrong once again.

What is this I don't even

LOL OMG I was looking at this video thinking "oh great another animal video" BUT THEY ARE SO CUUUTE

You can hear in the slow mo, him farting? Or possibly taking another poo? 0:48

I had no idea what the ad was going to be about, I was like WTF?? Funny though. Made me smile.

#24, lets focus on your vocabulary skills. Since you are SO smart, you are sure to have a large vocabulary.
"Fake"
"Go and fuck yourself."
"You can go and fuck yourself as well."
"Lamentable come-back. Now go and fuck yourself."
"Shit-for-brains. Fuck off yourself."
"(Neither would 99% of the rest either. LOL)"

Now then. For someone so smart, I dare say you sure do have to swear a lot just to get your point across. If you were truly intelligent, then you would know that if you are trying to make a point, the worst thing you can do is curse. Yet, here you are, "amongst the top 1%", having to swear and put down others on an internet site, for what purpose? Furthermore, it is physically impossible to "fuck" yourself.

I think we have a common case of an internet tough guy. And I will gladly be the one to put you in your place. You are a worthless piece of scum, with obvious self esteem issues. What brought this lack of respect on? Only the adolescent idiot named blackisotope does. What I cannot wait for, is for the mods to get off their backsides and see the filth that has been strewn through this great site by your childish antics.

#22 That includes you.

#(removed comment) and #12 Please don't post a comment if all you are going to do is say 1 false word, or to swear at another person WHO IS OBVIOUSLY RIGHT IF YOUR POST IS RATED -46.

Please, this site is reserved for EDUCATED individuals, and judging from your last 2 posts, you sir are yet to reach an Intelligence quotient of 100. So, kindly, leave. Or stop posting rude and unneeded comments.

audio is like 30 seconds off

Some of those guys have serious skills.

Notice the lack of protective equipment.

Great compilation just like MsZoomy said. Thanks to the uploader for fun and laughs

I think that was the only redneck American film I enjoyed. It was actually quite funny.

Only on a Japanese game show..

#20 Wurstmann

Your a loser, get off Snotr.

On a completely unrelated matter. WOW, that was amazing. But I think, personally, it looked better just after he pulled up the lid and before he put the newspaper around the 'moon'. But what do I know eh?

Nice double post. Yeah that is one of the funniest scenes from RH3.

I have never seen assassins creed but that was funny.

the sound for me is about 10 seconds out of wack

Meh here comes a car heading for me, i'll just duck out of the way and take a picture. Jee my job is boring.

that sound effects made me want to cut myself

not really funny.. he is just taking the piss out of an innocent girl.

Very nicely done. Music suits it perfectly.

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH! Great stuff!

Now THIS, is Snotr standard. Great shots, great music. Beautiful.

#3 and cats

That is the most annoying thing to watch. The music makes it worse. She should get back to the kitchen where she belongs.

how is vomiting babies considered funny??

This video is not up to Snotr standards. There is a trailor advertising the exact same show that goes for 2 minutes long. What is the point of this video? How could you allow this to get through? Mods, do a better job.

That kid needs help. Desperately. I have never seen anyone react like that.

#(removed comment) #(removed comment) double posts?

That is just insane.. So many people..

Whoops sorry for the first blank post.

#(removed comment) So correct.

That is how us Aussies do things

Was one lady crying?? (The fat one) I could imagine her speech.

"I just went out there and gave it my all, thanks to my manager Andre for all his help and support..."

I would have to agree with #1. Not interesting at all imo.

This > Dog fights.

Much more humane (they catch the dog on the high jump if they don't reach) Some of those dogs can really jump! Such strong animals..

Anyone know the song name?