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2. smacker commented 10 years ago on video Do you know what sound a Sloth makes?
They only talk when they're babies. Then they realize nobody listens to them and then shut up forever.


3. smacker commented 10 years ago on video This robot is changing how we cure diseases
Skynet is learning our weak points now.
It'll use them when it's the time.
It'll use them when it's the time.


4. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Sloths are better swimmers than you might imagine
#5 Me neither bro!
I even never tried swimming.
I even never tried swimming.


5. smacker commented 11 years ago on video A large mantis eat two bees at one time
Did the guy said "Kawaii so" meaning "looks cute" on 1:38 ?
I don't think it is.
I don't think it is.


6. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Sing me a Lullaby, Mommy
A prodigy mom


7. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Top 10 Scare Pranks - 2012 Countdown
I got it now. You need hot girls for good pranks.
That's why I can't do it
That's why I can't do it



8. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Tears of Steel
The girl is the source of all evil, again.
Be nice to them, they can make the world as hell.
Be nice to them, they can make the world as hell.


9. smacker commented 11 years ago on video TSA Agent Caught Stealing iPad
The women outside the studio wave hands to monitor they saw themselves not to the camera, lol. Long afterwards they woke up and saw the camera 



11. smacker commented 11 years ago on video The psychedelic art of paper marbling
It's called Ebru.
The original purpose is not to have a painting on your wall,
but a book inner-cover in the previous centuries in the Ottoman Empire.
The original purpose is not to have a painting on your wall,
but a book inner-cover in the previous centuries in the Ottoman Empire.


12. smacker commented 11 years ago on video What Color Is A Mirror?
Making a video to say that your eyes are blue.


13. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Blonde and parking
#(removed comment) , and you also say "she", without seeing "her" face 



14. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Best marriage proposal
We want the girls propose in this way.
Why always us?
And this kind of jerks make all the girls want this kind of "awwww"s. Go away romantic guys. We hate you.
Why always us?
And this kind of jerks make all the girls want this kind of "awwww"s. Go away romantic guys. We hate you.


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15. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Why Science is Cool
#2 No man, flux capacitor makes you travel in time. This is something different.


16. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Coolest dishwasher ever
A cool way to do the dishes : Dogfight
Nice landing though.

Nice landing though.


17. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Why is this not on the market ?
Perfect briefcase with no space for files but for the safety mechanism.


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18. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Don't mess with a woman's yogurt
Oh uncle Jessy, you have a lot of yogurt in your country, just let her eat hers.


19. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Bath Time for Baby Sloths
Their name in my language is "lazy animal"
And it seems they make at least some noise when they're babies.

And it seems they make at least some noise when they're babies.


20. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Trains Just Don't Give A Shit
Symphony of Destructive Trains


22. smacker commented 12 years ago on video on a dime 3000
600 x 0.25 = $ 150
501 x 0.1 = $ 50.1
313 x 0.05 = $ 15.65
1699 x 0.01= $ 16.99
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$ 232.74 + some Canadian coins worth more than 7 hours.
Then he'll return all those coins to bank and get some angry look.
501 x 0.1 = $ 50.1
313 x 0.05 = $ 15.65
1699 x 0.01= $ 16.99
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$ 232.74 + some Canadian coins worth more than 7 hours.
Then he'll return all those coins to bank and get some angry look.



23. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Future Toilets
If there will be a future toilet, that will be designed by Japanese too.


24. smacker commented 12 years ago on video How to not escapce from parking service
Ticket may take $100 but now he has to pay thousands to get his car repaired.
Just idiot.
Just idiot.


25. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Female praying mantis eats male after mating
Like all the species, female is the source of evil 



26. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Ken VS Barbie Ninja Fight Stop Motion
Any Barbie cannot beat any Ken. Logic Fail!


27. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Machine drills square holes in metal.
Japanese need square holes to put their square watermelons
So this drill is invented.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqktRZ9t1GM

So this drill is invented.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqktRZ9t1GM


28. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Honesty pays off
In one word : Experience!


29. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Kittens on Decks
#4 Why should I mix two records instead of creating a new and original one?
#3 +1
#3 +1


30. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Original shopping method
This is fun but it would be more fun if the cart stops and shelves move and pass by the cart. Like the matrix scene.
-Milks!, lots of milks!
-Milks!, lots of milks!


31. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Original shopping method
-Hurry up, take it! Milk is passing by.
-Wait! Catch those breads.
-Wait! Catch those breads.


32. smacker commented 12 years ago on video His beer walks away
Lucky boy.
Probably will build his very own robot within a couple of years.
Probably will build his very own robot within a couple of years.


33. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Crazy Saudi
...Then they all died.


34. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Boutaoshi, the new Japanese sport
New!?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.


35. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Papercraft - 2012 Audi A7
Some people really have a lot of spare time. Wish I would have too to have some fun 



36. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Baby Mission
It should hurt usually. What a strong desire for the milk, suppressing the pain!


37. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Animatronics by John Nolan
T600 is coming soon.


38. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Robot Seal Plays Basketball
#17 I know Japan killed thousands of people in Asia. What I meant was the Japan after WW2. Totally neutralized. New generation grows in a pop culture here.


39. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Robot Seal Plays Basketball
#12 Yep, you're totally right.
Used for good or bad? It depends which country made it. If it was US, it would most probably be a military robot to kill innocent people.
But if it's Japan or Taiwan as in this case, I don't believe it will be used as a killing machine throwing grenades 
Used for good or bad? It depends which country made it. If it was US, it would most probably be a military robot to kill innocent people.




40. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Robot Seal Plays Basketball
#1 Why do you think it's a useless robot.
I visited the research institute it's made in (ITRI) in Taiwan in 2010 . They have a great facility there and it's a promising technology in engineering aspect.
U focused on the wrong place, not the technology but the fake skin.
The point is to locate the mobile target and calculate all the parameters depending on this moving end. And again, it's not useless, at least in terms of control theory.
I visited the research institute it's made in (ITRI) in Taiwan in 2010 . They have a great facility there and it's a promising technology in engineering aspect.
U focused on the wrong place, not the technology but the fake skin.
The point is to locate the mobile target and calculate all the parameters depending on this moving end. And again, it's not useless, at least in terms of control theory.


41. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Do penguins fly?
Gentoo can fly, I have proof 



42. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Wave Drawing
1st rule of being Japanese : Get shocked from EVERYTHING you see or hear.
2dn rule of being Japanese : NEVER forget the first rule. Even if you're a foreigner.
Yes I'm a gaijin living in Japan.

2dn rule of being Japanese : NEVER forget the first rule. Even if you're a foreigner.
Yes I'm a gaijin living in Japan.


43. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Rear View Girls
That must be a kickin ass makes EVERYBODY stares on it.
Need a 3rd person camera view to say something scientifically
Gimme that view, I do science!!
Need a 3rd person camera view to say something scientifically

Gimme that view, I do science!!


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44. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Human Mammal, Human Hunter
I thought he was about to eat its saliva to share its agony. 



45. smacker commented 13 years ago on video 5 year old needs a job before getting married
She definitely has an older sister. All those she says are what she heard from her older sis. Poor guy! He will have not only a wife talking like this, but also a sister in law talking like this and most probable a mother in law talking like this. Poor poor guy. 



46. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Cuddling With A Cheetah
She has some balls of steel. 



47. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Accident In the Amusement Park
Look mom! I'll be invisible!!


48. smacker commented 13 years ago on video The Skin Gun
nuG nikS ehT ?


49. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Wash Machine Kitty
Itchy, itchy! Go away u fleas!!


50. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Japanese Airport Security
I swear this is not a parody!


51. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Transforming a House Into Firewood
Explosion without flames?
Maybe the same technique with the movie Inception.

Maybe the same technique with the movie Inception.


52. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Home Made Turbo Jet
It seems only making noise and heating some metal. Otherwise how can it not push the weak metal construction it's attached on.


53. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Chinese President In France On State Visit
Cruise control is a must 



54. smacker commented 13 years ago on video can u resist?
They are the last members of this weird martial art. Since they'll have no kids anymore 



55. smacker commented 13 years ago on video worlds fastest talking female..
The Chinese subtitles are fixed, but the English ones are floating too fast. It's impossible to read them. So is there someone who can read Chinese? 



56. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Stringless Digital Rock Guitar
This is one the greatest part of Linux. You can use it on whatever device you want. It's good to see this kind of cool Linux devices out there.
Besides it runs the "best" Linux distro : Gentoo!
Besides it runs the "best" Linux distro : Gentoo!



57. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Real Wall-E
Where are the instructions to make one?


58. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Bizarre Effect
This is what aliasing is!


59. smacker commented 13 years ago on video The Venus Fly Trap
But the question is how that little frog climbed up there?
Or we have some psycho documentary makers.
Or we have some psycho documentary makers.


60. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Watching The Sun Shoot Solar Flares
StupidVideos.com ?


61. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Lightning slowed down 300x.
Which one is more excellent?
The lightning or the camera?
The lightning or the camera?



62. smacker commented 13 years ago on video An Elvis Presley painting
Stinky King!


63. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Samsung 3D Projection
Imagine you experience this beauty everyday. Unfortunately it will take years this to come our humble daily life.


64. smacker commented 13 years ago on video walking assist
This would be a good improvement for Muscular Dystrophy patients. 



65. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Transformation
1:24 Blender rules!


66. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Optical Illusions and understanding vision!
Illusion won't work on bees. 



67. smacker commented 13 years ago on video The Most Amazing Invention
Salt water from Mexico Bay burns well
Thanks BP!

Thanks BP!


68. smacker commented 13 years ago on video When you get annoyed from airport security
It's in Turkish,
Here is what they say,
Staff (woman) : Sir? Sir?
Staff (man): What is he doing?
Guy : Huh! There is nothing. Totally clear!
Here is what they say,
Staff (woman) : Sir? Sir?
Staff (man): What is he doing?
Guy : Huh! There is nothing. Totally clear!


69. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Swallowing a mic
Women! The source of all evil. 



70. smacker commented 14 years ago on video The Atomic Cannon
This is how people die. So sad.


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71. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Insane Car Mod
Weird Japan!


72. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Europe from point of view of estonians.
Take care of your women! 

0 1. smacker commented 9 years ago on video This is the Coolest perspective you'll get for a plane landing...