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+50 1. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Road Rage

It must be fun to live there.
You'll never get bored.
Action!
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+47 2. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Why is this not on the market ?

Perfect briefcase with no space for files but for the safety mechanism.
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+46 3. smacker commented 14 years ago on video When you get annoyed from airport security

It's in Turkish,
Here is what they say,

Staff (woman) : Sir? Sir?
Staff (man): What is he doing?
Guy : Huh! There is nothing. Totally clear!
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+42 4. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Lightning slowed down 300x.

Which one is more excellent?

The lightning or the camera? :D
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+35 5. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Swallowing a mic

Women! The source of all evil. :'(
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+32 6. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Machine drills square holes in metal.

Japanese need square holes to put their square watermelons :D
So this drill is invented.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqktRZ9t1GM
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+26 7. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Boutaoshi, the new Japanese sport

New!?
I don't think so.
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+25 8. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Wave Drawing

1st rule of being Japanese : Get shocked from EVERYTHING you see or hear. :O
2dn rule of being Japanese : NEVER forget the first rule. Even if you're a foreigner.
Yes I'm a gaijin living in Japan.
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+24 9. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Real Wall-E

Where are the instructions to make one?
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+24 10. smacker commented 13 years ago on video The Skin Gun

nuG nikS ehT ?
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+22 11. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Honesty pays off

In one word : Experience!
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+21 12. smacker commented 12 years ago on video How to not escapce from parking service

Ticket may take $100 but now he has to pay thousands to get his car repaired.
Just idiot.
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+21 13. smacker commented 10 years ago on video Do you know what sound a Sloth makes?

They only talk when they're babies. Then they realize nobody listens to them and then shut up forever.
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+20 14. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Lil' Drac

Oh lil poor Drac! He's the cutest tiny buddy I've ever seen. Keep rocking buddy!
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+14 15. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Transforming a House Into Firewood

Explosion without flames? :|
Maybe the same technique with the movie Inception.
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+13 16. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Robot Seal Plays Basketball

#1 Why do you think it's a useless robot.
I visited the research institute it's made in (ITRI) in Taiwan in 2010 . They have a great facility there and it's a promising technology in engineering aspect.
U focused on the wrong place, not the technology but the fake skin.
The point is to locate the mobile target and calculate all the parameters depending on this moving end. And again, it's not useless, at least in terms of control theory.
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+12 17. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Optical Illusions and understanding vision!

Illusion won't work on bees. :)
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+12 18. smacker commented 14 years ago on video walking assist

This would be a good improvement for Muscular Dystrophy patients. :|
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+12 19. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Female praying mantis eats male after mating

Like all the species, female is the source of evil :x
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+12 20. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Tears of Steel

The girl is the source of all evil, again.
Be nice to them, they can make the world as hell.
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+12 21. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Sing me a Lullaby, Mommy

A prodigy mom
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+11 22. smacker commented 14 years ago on video The Most Amazing Invention

Salt water from Mexico Bay burns well :S
Thanks BP!
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+11 23. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Samsung 3D Projection

Imagine you experience this beauty everyday. Unfortunately it will take years this to come our humble daily life.
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+11 24. smacker commented 13 years ago on video 5 year old needs a job before getting married

She definitely has an older sister. All those she says are what she heard from her older sis. Poor guy! He will have not only a wife talking like this, but also a sister in law talking like this and most probable a mother in law talking like this. Poor poor guy. :x
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+9 25. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Rear View Girls

That must be a kickin ass makes EVERYBODY stares on it.

Need a 3rd person camera view to say something scientifically :D

Gimme that view, I do science!!
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+8 26. smacker commented 13 years ago on video worlds fastest talking female..

The Chinese subtitles are fixed, but the English ones are floating too fast. It's impossible to read them. So is there someone who can read Chinese? ;)
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+8 27. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Bath Time for Baby Sloths

Their name in my language is "lazy animal" :)
And it seems they make at least some noise when they're babies.
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+8 28. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Blonde and parking

#(removed comment) , and you also say "she", without seeing "her" face ;)
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+7 29. smacker commented 13 years ago on video can u resist?

They are the last members of this weird martial art. Since they'll have no kids anymore :)
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+7 30. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Crazy Saudi

...Then they all died.
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+7 31. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Original shopping method

-Hurry up, take it! Milk is passing by.
-Wait! Catch those breads.
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+7 32. smacker commented 11 years ago on video A large mantis eat two bees at one time

Did the guy said "Kawaii so" meaning "looks cute" on 1:38 ?
I don't think it is.
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+6 33. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Animatronics by John Nolan

T600 is coming soon.
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+6 34. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Baby Mission

It should hurt usually. What a strong desire for the milk, suppressing the pain!
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+6 35. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Best marriage proposal

We want the girls propose in this way.
Why always us?
And this kind of jerks make all the girls want this kind of "awwww"s. Go away romantic guys. We hate you.
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+6 36. smacker commented 12 years ago on video The psychedelic art of paper marbling

It's called Ebru.
The original purpose is not to have a painting on your wall,
but a book inner-cover in the previous centuries in the Ottoman Empire.
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+6 37. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Top 10 Scare Pranks - 2012 Countdown

I got it now. You need hot girls for good pranks.
That's why I can't do it :(
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+5 38. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Japanese Airport Security

I swear this is not a parody!
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+5 39. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Trains Just Don't Give A Shit

Symphony of Destructive Trains
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+5 40. smacker commented 12 years ago on video TSA Agent Caught Stealing iPad

The women outside the studio wave hands to monitor they saw themselves not to the camera, lol. Long afterwards they woke up and saw the camera :D
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+4 41. smacker commented 14 years ago on video The Atomic Cannon

This is how people die. So sad.
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+4 42. smacker commented 14 years ago on video An Elvis Presley painting

Stinky King!
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+4 43. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Bizarre Effect

This is what aliasing is!
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+4 44. smacker commented 13 years ago on video His beer walks away

Lucky boy.
Probably will build his very own robot within a couple of years.
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+4 45. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Ken VS Barbie Ninja Fight Stop Motion

Any Barbie cannot beat any Ken. Logic Fail!
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+4 46. smacker commented 12 years ago on video What Color Is A Mirror?

Making a video to say that your eyes are blue.
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+3 47. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Transformation

1:24 Blender rules!
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+3 48. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Chinese President In France On State Visit

Cruise control is a must ;)
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+3 49. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Papercraft - 2012 Audi A7

Some people really have a lot of spare time. Wish I would have too to have some fun :)
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+3 50. smacker commented 11 years ago on video Sloths are better swimmers than you might imagine

#5 Me neither bro!
I even never tried swimming.
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+2 51. smacker commented 14 years ago on video The Venus Fly Trap

But the question is how that little frog climbed up there?
Or we have some psycho documentary makers.
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+2 52. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Do penguins fly?

Gentoo can fly, I have proof :D
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+2 53. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Future Toilets

If there will be a future toilet, that will be designed by Japanese too.
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+2 54. smacker commented 10 years ago on video This robot is changing how we cure diseases

Skynet is learning our weak points now.
It'll use them when it's the time.
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+1 55. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Coolest dishwasher ever

A cool way to do the dishes : Dogfight :D
Nice landing though.
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0 56. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Accident In the Amusement Park

Look mom! I'll be invisible!!
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0 57. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Robot Seal Plays Basketball

#12 Yep, you're totally right.

Used for good or bad? It depends which country made it. If it was US, it would most probably be a military robot to kill innocent people. >:) But if it's Japan or Taiwan as in this case, I don't believe it will be used as a killing machine throwing grenades O:)
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0 58. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Robot Seal Plays Basketball

#17 I know Japan killed thousands of people in Asia. What I meant was the Japan after WW2. Totally neutralized. New generation grows in a pop culture here.
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0 59. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Original shopping method

This is fun but it would be more fun if the cart stops and shelves move and pass by the cart. Like the matrix scene.
-Milks!, lots of milks!
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0 60. smacker commented 12 years ago on video on a dime 3000

600 x 0.25 = $ 150
501 x 0.1 = $ 50.1
313 x 0.05 = $ 15.65
1699 x 0.01= $ 16.99
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$ 232.74 + some Canadian coins worth more than 7 hours.

Then he'll return all those coins to bank and get some angry look. :x
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0 61. smacker commented 10 years ago on video This is the Coolest perspective you'll get for a plane landing...

Found the airport it lands : http://goo.gl/u6SrMX
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-1 62. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Home Made Turbo Jet

It seems only making noise and heating some metal. Otherwise how can it not push the weak metal construction it's attached on.
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-1 63. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Wash Machine Kitty

Itchy, itchy! Go away u fleas!!
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-1 64. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Kittens on Decks

#4 Why should I mix two records instead of creating a new and original one?
#3 +1
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-2 65. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Stringless Digital Rock Guitar

This is one the greatest part of Linux. You can use it on whatever device you want. It's good to see this kind of cool Linux devices out there.
Besides it runs the "best" Linux distro : Gentoo! ;)
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-2 66. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Cuddling With A Cheetah

She has some balls of steel. :D
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-3 67. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Europe from point of view of estonians.

Take care of your women! :*
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-3 68. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Watching The Sun Shoot Solar Flares

StupidVideos.com ?
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-5 69. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Don't mess with a woman's yogurt

Oh uncle Jessy, you have a lot of yogurt in your country, just let her eat hers.
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-6 70. smacker commented 14 years ago on video Insane Car Mod

Weird Japan!
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-8 71. smacker commented 13 years ago on video Human Mammal, Human Hunter

I thought he was about to eat its saliva to share its agony. :S
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-10 72. smacker commented 12 years ago on video Why Science is Cool

#2 No man, flux capacitor makes you travel in time. This is something different.