Fun fact. Did you know that the pool on Titanic was so good, it's still holding water today.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Imagine driving a rally and suddenly there is an Amish house on the road in front of you moving slowly.

#1 The point is in the middle of the black hole. However, since time and space there kind of lose their meaning, the point could be anywhere and nowhere. So in a way it is right on point and pointless at the same time.

Unfortunately there is no more Fucking, in 2021 they renamed the village to Fugging. But I think there is still a village Dick near by.

#2 Thanks. Now, after reading your comment, I can actually hear her say that. How weird.

What does she say at the very end? I couldn't understand her even after few replays of the last bit.

At 1:19 picture freezes again. You can watch it on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kovAmQ0jz4

Bring umbrella when visiting.

I'm thinking this is not his first time in this car. Also, no seat belt.

I wonder if photons are responsible for slowing down of release of new videos on snotr too? We used to have several tens of videos per day in ancient snotr history, but today we only get a video or two per yearly quarter. I guess number of photons emitted during each video playback of countless snotr users has slowed down video release quite a lot.

Where did the container disappear? Was it made out of paper? I don't buy this. Probably some video editing prank.

Not my type of music. Actually I liked spoon lady with her friend more.

That was a dueling deliverance.

#4 to me it looks like CGI. First part with hand opening the lid is real, the rest is computer animation.

Frozen video strikes again.

That's a great spot to watch rally. On the safe side of road, of course.

0:59 filmed with invisible drone or some other movie camera magic?

Video freezes at about 0:26 but sound continues. Same like few videos before.

Feed Me - Little Shop of Horrors

"Stop turning the wheel" - priceless

I wonder how much is their monthly electric bill.

Sounds of volcano and lava spoiled by background music.

#1 The computer you're using to watch this video.

So what do you do when you have to do number 1 & 2 and when you also throw up all at the same time? I had few occurrences like that in my life.

#1 Go to youtube and search for "Bald and bankrupt". I just love his travel videos.

He probably used some kind of magic wand

Oh no. I rooted for the chipmunk. Poor little fella.

Is this an instructional video for kids about how to be gay?

That was sweet.

Short man will feel threatened by this commercial

Summary: aaa.... aaaaa.... AAA... AAAAA.... AAAAA..... AAAA F#k... AAAA.... AAAA.... IT'S BAD AAAA....

Where are elves, dwarfs and hobbits on this chart?

I'm certain taxpayers will be delighted how wisely their money was used.

Wow, that was some volatile sneeze I hope the cat survived.

I missed it. It's September 22

#12 No need to make assumptions about me and what I might believe or not. You don't know me, and I don't know you. I only posted a link to another point of view on the topic. Personally I have no idea what the truth about the climate is. However if you believe you do, then be prepared that you might be wrong. Reality have a tendency to disregard what we people think and believe.

The point of view I posted simply states that since earth magnetic field is weakening that means that our "defense" against solar radiation is also weakening. Hence the earth is receiving more energy from the Sun and therefore climate change.

And yes, us humans "f**k up" earth big time by destroying flora and fauna and creating huge amounts of trash and pollution. However that is not the main or only cause for climate change as mainstream science would have us think. In fact, it is probably many levels of magnitude lesser that what the Sun can throw at us at any moment.

Be open to the possibility that mainstream science is not always right. Often it is, but not always. With an attitude of "I know" or "we know" or "science knows", you usually close yourself to seeing what is actually happening right in front of your nose.

But, you're of course free to believe whatever you wish. Either you blindly believe what you're told, or you look for yourself.

Here's a bone to chew on for explanation of why climate is changing so fast now. And by the way, it has nothing to do with us humans. In other words we do not affect climate very much. Earth's magnetic field is weakening in the past 350 years and that weakening is exponentially accelerating in the last decade or so. Our magnetic poles are shifting. There was a book in 1960' that was classified by CIA because it was explaining in detail what's going on. The book is called The Story of Adam and Eve by Chan Thomas. You can watch some commentary about it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvjJqIXYT1w

To increase the effect, shake the bottle before opening.

Maybe hitting some crystals with a hammer would release some charge?

That was a bit short.

#1 Sell them WD40

Where's the rest of it?

idk, on one side it was quite attractive, yet on the other it felt repulsive

First he designed a helicopter, then camera obscura and then he just flew over the town and took a picture. Simple.

What a lovely neighbor.

If I were the Devil I would have "authorities" regulate and dictate everything - specially social media platforms.

Tony nailed it

Cold, dark and empty. Sounds just like my life right now Does that mean I have already reached the end of the Universe? Is it okay in this case to claim: FIRST

I'm disappointed. I was expecting to see Gorillas making glass.

I like Twin Peaks

Yes, point the camera away at the critical moment. That will make it clearer... Anyway, methane powered bus?

#1 ringmaster is that you making all those rings in the video?

Sorry, but this is really bad for my attention deficit disorder. I can only focus on 1 thing at the time.

The girl is already dead: https://www.snotr.com/video/11234/Death_Buy_A_Lemonade

She was right, though

As they say: Shit happens!

I like how whoever recorded this video threw together a bunch of pictures and clips that have nothing to do with the topic they are speaking about. In other words 0 credibility.

I have a strong sense of deja-vu

That first lady that spoke, used to be a man

I was expecting Arnold Schwarzenegger

Awesome, free full-body peeling

The ending says it all

I wonder if that forklift driver got any bonus that year?

And there you have it. This is how Mad Cow Disease looks like

I think he was cracked against the head well before he attempted this record.

I'm more amazed by the short-sighted white van driver speeding after the truck instead of keeping a safe distance and slowing down for inevitable crash ahead.

Looks like it started with Pangea and it will end with Pangea. So, all this time and nothing happened?

I would be scared too. After all, that glass is made in China.

My CV is broken too

An apple a day keeps the spider away

Is this where the term "Holey Cow" comes from?

I'm sorry about that. I guess I sneezed too hard.

Just waiting for flatearther's... It shouldn't take long, just watch this comment section... 3... 2... 1...

Gravity never fails.

Somebody flushed the toilet?

I'm sure there must be a better way to get rid of moles?

I was hoping the rope would snap.

#6 Well, I think we are more than capable of that right now.

I'm convinced that by shouting at contestants about the "mousse" they created more havoc than if they just remained quiet.

What could possibly go wrong with that?

First he says fat is very bad for your pipes and very hard to remove, but finishes the "lecture" by saying fat is easy to remove from your pipes. So, which is it?

Coming soon to your town... Terminator!

Strange, I don't feel inspired at all to put a scorpion into my mouth.

Superb video editing without any jittering or sudden blackouts. Enjoyed it very much.

Hated video editing. Very hard to watch with all the camera jittering and abrupt blackouts.

Those self-driving cars have no respect for their owners.

Wow, I just had a strong déjà vu moment.

Where is Fry?

I bet there were many skidmarks after this maneuver and not just on runway.

She's been droned

A true guardians of the galaxy

They could've gone to India and film a typical intersection. They would've saved on CGI effects.

#1 Or that particular waters are racist

I wish I could watch the actual clip but was distracted by a huge NORDIC CAM watermark in the middle, so I have no idea what this clip was all about.

Why do they need a rolling bridge there? Why not a normal fixed bridge? After all, there doesn't seem to be any boat traffic there for that small canal inlet.

Not including the closure is kind of rude. Would love to see them remove remaining pieces of net and setting the owl free.

A man walks into a bar... and says... "Guess what? I was just hit by a bus."

Guy at 0:58 and 1:47 totally pissed himself.

AI sponsored by ministry of Silly Walks by Monthy Python.

I think the Muffin man pushed the owl into water.

Well, ... that sucks

Sheldon approves

#2 It was magic

Imagine if someone farted in there

#4, #5 at 0:30 you can actually see a shadow of some sort of plane that he throws. So, it would be nice to show that plane.

Arrrggghhh... how frustrating. At least show the damn thing. Not just the footage from it.

That was a ninja

And that's when they hit rock bottom of their speedboat skipper career

I have one word for this guy: Wanker!

I don't want to brag, but I'm more than normal. I'm abnormal.

#7 They are OK!

It would've been funnier if they dropped them into that lake.

To be really true about primitive technologies he should've filmed this with a potato.

The snake just needed Internet to join Tinder.

#1 Maybe that's also British humor

I guess it sucks to be flying fish.

He wanted a ride... he got one

That was rude to scare them off. After all it was THERE pier.

trespassers welcome

I have no idea why this quote from Arthur C. Clark came to my mind watching this. It has nothing to do with Titan and Saturn.

Nice to see some alternative facts.

I made it all the way to the end.

Who knew. Monty Python was filming documentaries and not comedy all those years. I never knew Ministry of Silly Walks was for real.

How did they manage to make speech synthesis sound depressed?

I'm certain I mastered the art of transparent comments. I know this by absolutely zero up/down votes

What if the eagle is normal size but the guy holding it is really small?

#3 at 0:24 you can see part of the window still intact. Also just after firing that canon at 0:33 you can see pieces of glass falling off the roof. So windows were definitely not broken before.

02:58 pure gold

Damn, I was distracted by this video for so long that I missed my bus.

#1 I guess that makes you low entropy

Why is the runway so uneven? Oh, now I see - "It's Birmingham"

I think more appropriate title would be "How to crash your microlight... when the engine cuts out"

I feel something is missing.

Interesting, but now I would like to see how to forge a wrench out of tomahawk

1:48 Any psychotherapists looking for new clients here?

Sure, lets have fun playing with Pandora's Box. I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

I like the last one... but maybe I'm not a very nice person.

I think this video will disappear very soon too - in plain site - right here on snotr.

I wonder how many people will try those techniques at home?

That was refreshing

nope, just your brain

Meet Bear, your new personal trainer

No, this is not weird. This is stupid.

I know only one thing about black holes - they suck!

She missed it.

Have you ever wanted to know what infinity sounds like? Know you know.

It was a blatant occult satan worshiping ceremony:
https://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/europes-top-leaders-watch-bizarre-satanic-ceremony-opening-worlds-longest-t

Nothing means anything and we are all gonna die!

Monty Pythons Ministry of silly walks?

Where is world's fastest model poser in this clip?

What a poser

I wonder who came up with an idea to cut pauses between sentences? To me it makes video completely unwatchable. It is like drinking out of water hose on full power.

That only proves that Finnish have some very hard words.

Talk about monkey business...

I'll have to think about it ... Think about it deeply

http://www.snotr.com/video/6354/Rugby_Answer_Interview_Fail

I love the "Walking dead" t-shirt at #5:39

Probably better than Angry Birds

Videos where they cut out pauses between sentences make me want to vomit and I can't watch them... Somehow I managed only the first minute before I had to stop. So now I will never know what the 7 myths about alcohol were.

#2 Sure, it will even glow in the dark for you

At least they could close the fridge door afterwards.

Why extreme drone crashes? To me they were just drone crashes, nothing extreme about it.

I guess he likes to stroke his gun 3:56.

Was that the double rainbow guy?

#5, #10 It's a joke. Is it racist? Who cares - it's a joke. Personally I find Political Correctness highly boring and offensive and often people who are most "PC" are often most racist (without them even knowing). Of course not all, but a lot of them.

So if somebody thinks I'm an asshole I prefer those who tell me that directly then those who use politically correct terms instead or stay quiet.

Shouldn't this be in Russia category?

and the tree was singing: "I'm still standing..."

shaken but not stirred

German efficiency at its finest

I can't believe it, I actually watched the whole thing.

I enjoyed it. It was very relaxing.

You can't use motorcycle in a traffic like this. He should've used a tank or a bulldozer.

Nope #3, there are indeed lots of sheep in Iceland.

That wasn't shoplifting. It was sheeplifting.

I wish he continued. I was enjoying this

Holy s**t!

Poor Shaun. I bet he feels kind of naked now.

#3 No. But it sinks really well.

Ping Pong Long

Dueling second best drum player:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56sZOUPegUw

http://www.snotr.com/video/2924/Clapping_Orchestra_Makes_Rain_Sounds

They see me rollin
They lovin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
...

Where did that sitting woman come from? Also, did you notice that all trees next to the road got flattened instantly. So, weird.

Now place the hoop at the top and throw basketball from bellow and score. That would impress me; but this - not at all!

5:13 What was that? A shark, salt water crocodile, diver or something else?

Fox just wanted to see that firefox browser on the phone.

I feel like eating spaghetti now

It doesn't work for me at all. My uBlock adblocking doesn't allow this player

And he touched ground with his bare-hands.

Interesting, I was expecting to see something different

When I practiced that at home my ceiling lamp paid the price. His parents are very brave to let him practice in front of TV.

I don't know why, but this video gives me strange satisfaction.

Some people will never master the art of operating camera. Yeah, I know cameraman was upset, but still... There are people who can film properly even in extreme conditions.

There was something fishy with this video.

These toys are truly attractive.

There was no stunt here. It's video editing tricks. Like #6 noticed, he exited boat without beer, while surfing he had a beer then he returned to boat without beer.

in other words: trust no one and nothing

I was bearly amused

I say 4. But then again this wasn't a guess. I watched first

This way is much more clever, faster and satisfying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkHT69nS0ho

#3 If you look at it like that; ironically your username would belong to the same 'Pointless' category.

Poor hippo; he just wanted to play... and kill them in a process

I found a typo at page 8745. There was a "t" missing.

The sound it makes is awesome.

So what did he do? Changed a light bulb?

Why is snotr logo so huge in this particular video? It kind of spoils otherwise awesome short film.

What a messy place. They could use a maid up there.

They have very fluid trains in Brisbane.

@1:13 Poor muskrat

How not to be seen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmMJntSfQI

That was so corny

They sure know how to spice up the music

#4 The hard way

Over-sized whack a mole?

I wonder why are all images of the comet they are showing us so blurry and low quality? I would like to see some really sharp high quality and clear images. Surely their cameras can do better then what they are showing.

It's a toy you play with maybe a day or so, and then it just collects dust for years until you get rid of it.

I didn't know there is secret dinosaur society (#5:29).

#3 Wow. How did you turn an innocent joke into nationality issue? The joke had nothing to do with what you are implying.

This site is about entertainment, fun and jokes. If you cant take a joke then this is not a site for you. What I find amazing is how many people can't get a joke on a site that was meant to be about fun and jokes.

I like the other more enthusiastic double rainbow guy better

She is a bit to thin for my taste.

Oooohhh,baby, you're the one

At least he made it to Snotr

Kudos to the cameraman for missing all the action.

I guess they wasted a lot of beer for this. Pity.

Damn. I actually visited their website due to this review.

I should have known... Red Bull strikes again

Everyone should talk like that.

Shape of that helmet looked like Dark Helmet (aka Darth Vader) from Spaceballs It must have been some kind of a mind trick or something.

What's with secret voting? Is snotr gone into politics and disguising as a cute model, but in reality being just a slice of stale pizza? Just to be really clear I don't like new hidden commenting! It sucks.

Nice place for a grave

Iron Man just doing what he's best at - ironing.

To blow your pants off - literally

So, did they successfully pull them out or not? I hate it when video cuts prematurely.

Man buys helicopter. Man is told not to fly it. Man flies it anyway with zero experience.

And finally: Man gets unforgettable experience.

To me it seems like he desperately needs to pee but for some reason can't relieve himself.

I liked the Jesus guy

Everyone knows cannonball is light as a feather, that's why it floats.

Finally. I was waiting for him to mount a tree and I wasn't disappointed.

The closest to the ground was Jeb Corliss but broke a bunch of bones in the progress and barely survived.

Finally someone understands my problems. I thought it was just me.

No, I wouldn't.

In this rare case vertical video syndrome is approved

I see no difference between first recording and last one.

Jesus

Yes, screw the ferrofluid

- Captain, we are running out of power!
- No worries Scottie I just shat myself.

Misleading title. I was expecting a rooster on the road flying into his car.

It even melts cars

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675

#3 #4 #6 I thought it should be obvious the clock is going backwards (which is nothing but an illusion) due to the image sampling frequency of the camera (probably around 25 frames per second). The clock most likely works just fine when looking directly with naked eye.

#1 I would argue not failure but brilliant solution.

At the beginning of video (first few seconds) you can actually see the rock break off from the very top of the mountain.

omg, another "Scrubs syndrome". I wish people who talked like that joined over-actors anonymous.

#1 Yes, it's the new kind of robotic pliers operated by human hand.

Xanax maybe? Valium? Or maybe just taking a very deep breath?

Wow, that was very graphic

And I would add: "How not to film a fail video"

I would be impressed if they did this with my old Yugo 45.

Why can't people talk normal? I blame Scrubs.

Hey Kyle, some dude is following you.

This looks very safe.

I miss The Ring of Fire as a background music.

Back in the days almost every printer and scanner had such an easter egg. So why not washing machine too? Geek type of fun I guess.

That's exactly what I would do to that person who thinks that owns this monkey. Put him on a leash and teach him to use vending machine.

I saw the twist at the end and I still voted this down...

Why did snow cross the road? To get to the other side, of course.

Well, that was refreshing.

The car with the crane on top of it didn't seem very content

Sounds like music of Jean Michel Jarre or maybe even Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield

Blondes approve of this "rocket"

I liked the chicken at the end

Wonderful friends. At least three of them are filming his pain from many angles so he will be able to enjoy this footage later. Probably he took too many MinusIQ pills.

(nasty mode on) iShit and iFart but it doesn't smell like Apple. (nasty mode off)

Oh no, they are out of stock.

1:37 True friendship

That's no fun. It would be so much better without that cage around quadcopter.

Sweet

People in the background just having a casual conversation. No big deal...

No need for enemies with friends like this...

"I can't even walk around the house. There is crap everywhere." he says, yet continues to walk everywhere around the house. Doesn't make much sense, does it?

On the bright side... her windshield was already broken...

person 1: There is so much snow and roads are closed. How did you get here?
person 2: I came on two large dildos.

I would like to see OCR software decipher this.

#6 He might be sumo wrestler.

So what have we learned from this clip?: "Do no film and laugh at the same time"

Maybe I'll wait for a while before I allow my taxi driver to be a dog.

Knowing how reliable Russian technology is I would pass this ride.

There must be a glitch in the matrix.

I think I just farted this clip to orbit.

There goes the spare tire...

Hungry title.

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.

Help me, I am hexaflexagonated.

0:56 Oh no!!!

One Oak to another: "So, you know, I really didn't like the view and my neighbors were very noisy, so I decided to move."

#1 It sounds more like a woman to me and she says cut.

omg, the train was alive and survived the trip to space.

Liked it alot. His passion for slingshots is amazing... thank you... bye...

Lovely. I wish my life was as random as this.

Same here #1, shot from the boat was much cooler...

Damn journalists! Harassing honest people at their work.

American obsession with guns is simply astounding.

#4 So, what is your number?

I can see a great fail potential in that.

Bring it on. I love needles. Arrggghhh!!!

The title is wrong "How Not To Pull A Car". To me it was just a perfect way to pull a car. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to watch and enjoy this.

Stop playing with your food.

She can have my "Coke" for free.

Let's burn him now.

This gives a whole new meaning to the song "It's raining men".

I hate to be picky, but the title should probably read "Flying into the eye of a Hurricane"

Oh gosh, that was so sexy. Now I feel so hot and bothered.

Try this with iPhone.

Lubricant. That is the key. Lots of it...

Looks better than real thing to me.

#2 How do you cross a canal if there is no bridge near by?

I was dying to see that plane or whatever it was.

That is not a professor. That is pyromaniac.

Did he win?

Proudly filmed with my latest iStone.

Prepared by a hardcore gambler.

STOP licking my art.

It seems they are enjoying playing with shit.

That's it. I am done with FB and G+.

#8 No need to wash hands. Just let the puppy lick them.

A little incentive for a great workout.

Who said white man can't jump?

Where can I buy this?

Merry Christmas

Hmm, I guess there is something wrong with me.

That was a hot ride.

To salty for me.

"Exploding" did not fail. It was perfect and right on time.

I just shat the rainbow.

This video is cat-astrophic!

A fine example of natural selection.

And then he ran...

A briefcase, big red switch, some wires and electronics. wtf TSA?????

I've been finding a lot of frisbees in trash lately. Why are people throwing them away?

I looks like iShit

And now he has to wait over two hour for his turn...

Whenever I see someone playing Banjo it reminds me of a squealing pig. I wonder why? Could it be because of movie Deliverance?

Cheap bastards! They just couldn't add few more coaches to the train.

RIP Leslie

Did they died in the same tunnel as Diana?

I think the best way to punish the child for climbing into the safe would be to lock him in a safe.

Freaking bats 2:57, always hanging under some bridges...

Who does he believe he is! Superman?

It seems they all have issues with gravity.

#1 I bet he would.

How nice there are still dreamers living their dreams instead of sitting behind computer screen and typing stupid comments on snotr.

Why I am not surprised he doesn't have any teeth anymore?

Holy shit! That's gross. Bad elephant! Don't they feed you properly or are you some kind of a pervert?

War of the Worlds. Orson Welles was right, tripods are buried deep below us.

#8 There is no language called Chinese.

#5 So, you have learned a valuable lesson today.
Do not eat while watching snotr!

I am not sure if that would help some female drivers.

#11 It is right in the title "Two idiots and a sword". What else can you expect from that?

Jesus Christ!

Welcome to the lava spa.
It makes your body nice and crisp in less than a second!

#11 Yes, I have seen that in the movie Deliverance. Just beware of the locals.

Skynet likes.

STD = Sexually Transmitted Diet

Somebody really hates phones considering all the down ratings.

At first, I thought it was a small RC plane model until they showed people climbing out of it.

Rather expensive cigarette lighter.

That will teach him to wear a helmet.

One day he will become just Slam without Artist.

Bridge 1: Boat 0

I can see some dead pixels just like on my LCD screen.

Reminds me of the game Froggy.

That's just the way it is.

So, you are supposed to make business calls while sitting on a toilet?

Way too fast.

Well, they put this video in appropriate category.

Somebody had a bad day.

Wow, brilliant. More please.

#2, Yes, but does he know how to swing his other bat?

Those sound effects sound very human.

We must stop little baby.

Yes, definitely skills. You can tell by his skin. (decades of smoking)

Oh, I think I saw my uncle in the crowd.

My girlfriend eats yoghurt all the time

A bunch of junkies...

He spit on me.

#5, Yes it was only 1:31', but he laughed for 5 minutes.

Just some redneck fun...

I miss cuckoo clocks and people eating sausages and drinking beer.

Just another Darwin award candidate.

Wow. Simply amazing.

I guess Lucky wasn't so lucky after all. Poor Lucky.

to serve and protect...

omg, it's Johnny Walker, (hik)...