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-5 1. smi commented 40 days ago on video Climate Scientists Destroy Climate Change Alarmism

#15 However it is you who seems to be acting as though science is your god. Science is only a tool. Treat it as such and you'll notice that just like any tool it can be used for both good and evil, for uncovering the truth and to hide and deceive (just like #16 is pointing out)... In other words... don't blindly believe everything that you hear and most of all don't assume anything. If you assume you're making an ASS of U and ME. :)

And since you seem to be tired of conspiracies I'll delight you with information that worldwide there are countless various groups large and small with their own more or less secret agendas who conspire every single waking moment and act on it. Have fun :)

from dictionary:

conspire
verb [ I ] UK ? /k?n?spa??r/ US ? /k?n?spa?r/
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to plan secretly with other people to do something bad, illegal, or against someone's wishes:

He felt that his colleagues were conspiring together to remove him from his job.
As girls, the sisters used to conspire with each other against their brother.
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0 2. smi commented 41 days ago on video Climate Scientists Destroy Climate Change Alarmism

#12 No need to make assumptions about me and what I might believe or not. You don't know me, and I don't know you. I only posted a link to another point of view on the topic. Personally I have no idea what the truth about the climate is. However if you believe you do, then be prepared that you might be wrong. Reality have a tendency to disregard what we people think and believe.

The point of view I posted simply states that since earth magnetic field is weakening that means that our "defense" against solar radiation is also weakening. Hence the earth is receiving more energy from the Sun and therefore climate change.

And yes, us humans "f**k up" earth big time by destroying flora and fauna and creating huge amounts of trash and pollution. However that is not the main or only cause for climate change as mainstream science would have us think. In fact, it is probably many levels of magnitude lesser that what the Sun can throw at us at any moment.

Be open to the possibility that mainstream science is not always right. Often it is, but not always. With an attitude of "I know" or "we know" or "science knows", you usually close yourself to seeing what is actually happening right in front of your nose.

But, you're of course free to believe whatever you wish. Either you blindly believe what you're told, or you look for yourself.
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+2 3. smi commented 41 days ago on video Climate Scientists Destroy Climate Change Alarmism

Here's a bone to chew on for explanation of why climate is changing so fast now. And by the way, it has nothing to do with us humans. In other words we do not affect climate very much. Earth's magnetic field is weakening in the past 350 years and that weakening is exponentially accelerating in the last decade or so. Our magnetic poles are shifting. There was a book in 1960' that was classified by CIA because it was explaining in detail what's going on. The book is called The Story of Adam and Eve by Chan Thomas. You can watch some commentary about it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvjJqIXYT1w
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+3 4. smi commented 61 days ago on video Mexican guy demonstrating how to open a champagne bottle

To increase the effect, shake the bottle before opening.
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0 5. smi commented 73 days ago on video Piezoelectricity - why hitting crystals makes electricity

Maybe hitting some crystals with a hammer would release some charge?
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+6 6. smi commented 77 days ago on video Midget Bar Fight

That was a bit short.
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+3 7. smi commented 78 days ago on video Leas Lift, a water and gravity powered funicular railway in Folkestone

#1 Sell them WD40 :)
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0 8. smi commented 87 days ago on video How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball? (at 100,000 FPS) - Smarter Every Day 216

Where's the rest of it?
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0 9. smi commented 111 days ago on video The Eiffel Tower made of Magnets

idk, on one side it was quite attractive, yet on the other it felt repulsive
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+1 10. smi commented 126 days ago on video How Leonardo da Vinci made a \

First he designed a helicopter, then camera obscura and then he just flew over the town and took a picture. Simple.
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+3 11. smi commented 139 days ago on video Elephant caught on CCTV cleaning up the trash

What a lovely neighbor.
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+2 12. smi commented 140 days ago on video If I Were the Devil

If I were the Devil I would have "authorities" regulate and dictate everything - specially social media platforms. >:)
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+8 13. smi commented 143 days ago on video Tony's gonna stand on an egg

Tony nailed it :)
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+1 14. smi commented 144 days ago on video Timelapse Of The Future

Cold, dark and empty. Sounds just like my life right now :) Does that mean I have already reached the end of the Universe? Is it okay in this case to claim: FIRST
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+6 15. smi commented 147 days ago on video Inside Corning's Gorilla Glass Factory

I'm disappointed. I was expecting to see Gorillas making glass.
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+1 16. smi commented 149 days ago on video Turn a Broken Egg into a Ping Pong Ball - Backward Picnic

I like Twin Peaks
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+3 17. smi commented 151 days ago on video What happened?

Yes, point the camera away at the critical moment. That will make it clearer... Anyway, methane powered bus?
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+2 18. smi commented 181 days ago on video Amazing Vape Trick Compilation

#1 ringmaster is that you making all those rings in the video?
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+2 19. smi commented 181 days ago on video Motion Triptych IV

Sorry, but this is really bad for my attention deficit disorder. I can only focus on 1 thing at the time.
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+7 20. smi commented 192 days ago on video Death Buy Lemonade

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+1 21. smi commented 202 days ago on video Crazy women doesn’t like builders working in the morning

She was right, though :)
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0 22. smi commented 218 days ago on video Drone hits something

As they say: Shit happens!
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+2 23. smi commented 222 days ago on video 5 Forbidden Places On Earth WE DARE YOU To Visit!

I like how whoever recorded this video threw together a bunch of pictures and clips that have nothing to do with the topic they are speaking about. In other words 0 credibility.
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+2 24. smi commented 235 days ago on video Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Classic intentionally bad American comedy.

I have a strong sense of deja-vu
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0 25. smi commented 237 days ago on video Armstrong and Miller - Sportsfest Logo (comedy)

That first lady that spoke, used to be a man :)
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+2 26. smi commented 247 days ago on video Total Recall

I was expecting Arnold Schwarzenegger :)
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+7 27. smi commented 254 days ago on video Josh Neuman || Bails

Awesome, free full-body peeling >:)
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+2 28. smi commented 257 days ago on video Cassette Sat Nav without a satellite. in 1971

The ending says it all :)
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+1 29. smi commented 267 days ago on video Domino effect in the warehouse

I wonder if that forklift driver got any bonus that year?
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+1 30. smi commented 287 days ago on video Cow loves to play fetch

And there you have it. This is how Mad Cow Disease looks like :D
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+5 31. smi commented 338 days ago on video Most walnuts cracked against the head in one minute - Guinness World Records

I think he was cracked against the head well before he attempted this record. ::(|)
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+2 32. smi commented 342 days ago on video Truck Crashes into a Highway Sign

I'm more amazed by the short-sighted white van driver speeding after the truck instead of keeping a safe distance and slowing down for inevitable crash ahead.
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+6 33. smi commented 344 days ago on video How Earth Will Look In 250 million Years

Looks like it started with Pangea and it will end with Pangea. So, all this time and nothing happened?
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+3 34. smi commented 1 year ago on video High Anxiety

I would be scared too. After all, that glass is made in China. >:)
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+3 35. smi commented 1 year ago on video The Origin of Job Interviews

My CV is broken too :(
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+9 36. smi commented 1 year ago on video Spider bursts out of a Banana

An apple a day keeps the spider away :)
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+6 37. smi commented 1 year ago on video Farmers In Switzerland Are Having Holes Drilled In The Stomachs Of Cows For Strange Reasons

Is this where the term "Holey Cow" comes from?
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0 38. smi commented 1 year ago on video When the S**t gets hit by the fan

I'm sorry about that. I guess I sneezed too hard.
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0 39. smi commented 1 year ago on video How Much of the Earth Can You See at Once?

Just waiting for flatearther's... It shouldn't take long, just watch this comment section... :) 3... 2... 1...
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+1 40. smi commented 1 year ago on video Crane Crash Compilation

Gravity never fails. >:)
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+3 41. smi commented 1 year ago on video 40 Seconds Flat

Somebody flushed the toilet?
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+2 42. smi commented 1 year ago on video Water Tower Collapsing Compilation

I'm sure there must be a better way to get rid of moles?
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-1 43. smi commented 1 year ago on video Botafumeiro en la Catedral de Santiago de Compostela / Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela

I was hoping the rope would snap. >:)
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+3 44. smi commented 2 years ago on video What humans will look like in 1,000 years

#6 Well, I think we are more than capable of that right now.
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+4 45. smi commented 2 years ago on video Attention à la mousse !

I'm convinced that by shouting at contestants about the "mousse" they created more havoc than if they just remained quiet.
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+3 46. smi commented 2 years ago on video 60MPH Mobility Scooter

What could possibly go wrong with that?
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+7 47. smi commented 2 years ago on video Why you should never pour grease down the drain

First he says fat is very bad for your pipes and very hard to remove, but finishes the "lecture" by saying fat is easy to remove from your pipes. So, which is it?
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+1 48. smi commented 2 years ago on video The Evolution of Atlas (Boston Dynamics)

Coming soon to your town... Terminator!
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+10 49. smi commented 2 years ago on video I just gotta let this out

Strange, I don't feel inspired at all to put a scorpion into my mouth.
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+1 50. smi commented 2 years ago on video Some of Buster Keaton's most amazing stunts

Superb video editing without any jittering or sudden blackouts. Enjoyed it very much.
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+2 51. smi commented 2 years ago on video Koenigsegg Agera RS 0-400-0

Hated video editing. Very hard to watch with all the camera jittering and abrupt blackouts.
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+1 52. smi commented 2 years ago on video Dodge truck gets away from its owner

Those self-driving cars have no respect for their owners. >:)
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+9 53. smi commented 2 years ago on video Cat jumps into lake after guy sneezes

Wow, I just had a strong déjà vu moment.
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+5 54. smi commented 2 years ago on video Stephen Hawking and Stephen Fry

Where is Fry?
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+6 55. smi commented 2 years ago on video A380 landing at Düsseldorf airport during storm Xavier

I bet there were many skidmarks after this maneuver and not just on runway. >:)
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+11 56. smi commented 2 years ago on video Always be aware of your surroundings

She's been droned >:)
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+6 57. smi commented 2 years ago on video Funny Raccoons

A true guardians of the galaxy :)
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+9 58. smi commented 2 years ago on video ... until the cops showed up !!!

They could've gone to India and film a typical intersection. They would've saved on CGI effects. :D
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+6 59. smi commented 2 years ago on video Atlantic and Pacific Ocean meet at the point of mid Ocean

#1 Or that particular waters are racist >:)
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+8 60. smi commented 2 years ago on video Mirusha Waterfalls - Kosovo

I wish I could watch the actual clip but was distracted by a huge NORDIC CAM watermark in the middle, so I have no idea what this clip was all about.
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+6 61. smi commented 2 years ago on video Heatherwick's Rolling Bridge

Why do they need a rolling bridge there? Why not a normal fixed bridge? After all, there doesn't seem to be any boat traffic there for that small canal inlet.
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+6 62. smi commented 2 years ago on video Owl be seeing you

Not including the closure is kind of rude. Would love to see them remove remaining pieces of net and setting the owl free.
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+16 63. smi commented 2 years ago on video The moment a man is knocked over by a Bus

A man walks into a bar... and says... "Guess what? I was just hit by a bus."
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+1 64. smi commented 2 years ago on video It's my life

Guy at 0:58 and 1:47 totally pissed himself.
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+4 65. smi commented 2 years ago on video Google's DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk

AI sponsored by ministry of Silly Walks by Monthy Python.
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+2 66. smi commented 2 years ago on video Owl 'Swims' for Its Life

I think the Muffin man pushed the owl into water.
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+7 68. smi commented 2 years ago on video Origine of European country flags

Sheldon approves :)
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+3 69. smi commented 2 years ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE

#2 It was magic ;)
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+4 70. smi commented 2 years ago on video FORTY builders pile out of six seater van

Imagine if someone farted in there >:)
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+3 71. smi commented 2 years ago on video The poor man's selfie drone

#4, #5 at 0:30 you can actually see a shadow of some sort of plane that he throws. So, it would be nice to show that plane.
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+4 72. smi commented 2 years ago on video The poor man's selfie drone

Arrrggghhh... how frustrating. At least show the damn thing. Not just the footage from it.
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+4 73. smi commented 2 years ago on video Squirrel plays with dogs

That was a ninja :squirrel:
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+4 74. smi commented 2 years ago on video Speed Boat Crashes On Rocks

And that's when they hit rock bottom of their speedboat skipper career >:)
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+5 75. smi commented 2 years ago on video How to use a treadmill at the Gym

I have one word for this guy: Wanker!
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+1 76. smi commented 2 years ago on video Are you normal?

I don't want to brag, but I'm more than normal. I'm abnormal. :)
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+3 77. smi commented 2 years ago on video Lightning hit a car with passengers inside - Lighting Strike

#7 They are OK!
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+6 78. smi commented 2 years ago on video What It's Like To Ride The World's Fastest Zip Line!

It would've been funnier if they dropped them into that lake. :)
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+1 79. smi commented 2 years ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks

To be really true about primitive technologies he should've filmed this with a potato. :)
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+2 80. smi commented 2 years ago on video Feisty Snake Slithers into Internet Cafe

The snake just needed Internet to join Tinder.
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+3 81. smi commented 2 years ago on video You just gotta love British Humour

#1 Maybe that's also British humor :)
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+8 82. smi commented 2 years ago on video Flying fish hunt - The Hunt: Episode 4 preview - BBC One

I guess it sucks to be flying fish.
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+3 83. smi commented 2 years ago on video Avalanche Nendaz lucky ending

He wanted a ride... he got one :)
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+5 84. smi commented 2 years ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.

That was rude to scare them off. After all it was THERE pier.
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+4 85. smi commented 2 years ago on video Death Garden

trespassers welcome :)
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+2 86. smi commented 2 years ago on video Titan Touchdown

I have no idea why this quote from Arthur C. Clark came to my mind watching this. It has nothing to do with Titan and Saturn. :)
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+9 87. smi commented 2 years ago on video Inauguration Day - A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration

Nice to see some alternative facts.
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+10 88. smi commented 2 years ago on video Half-Life 2: Crossbow Endurance

I made it all the way to the end.
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+16 89. smi commented 3 years ago on video India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony

Who knew. Monty Python was filming documentaries and not comedy all those years. I never knew Ministry of Silly Walks was for real. :)
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+21 90. smi commented 3 years ago on video 6 Bridges Built By The Ancients That Are Still In Use Today

How did they manage to make speech synthesis sound depressed?
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+1 91. smi commented 3 years ago on video The Transparent Man: Quirkology Investigates

I'm certain I mastered the art of transparent comments. I know this by absolutely zero up/down votes :)
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+9 92. smi commented 3 years ago on video XXL Eagle

What if the eagle is normal size but the guy holding it is really small?
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+1 93. smi commented 3 years ago on video Homemade Cannon

#3 at 0:24 you can see part of the window still intact. Also just after firing that canon at 0:33 you can see pieces of glass falling off the roof. So windows were definitely not broken before.
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0 94. smi commented 3 years ago on video Larf and larf and larf

02:58 pure gold :'(
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+7 95. smi commented 3 years ago on video Hit By A Bus* - The Supercut

Damn, I was distracted by this video for so long that I missed my bus.
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+2 96. smi commented 3 years ago on video How Entropy Powers The Earth (Big Picture Ep. 4)

#1 I guess that makes you low entropy :)
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+5 97. smi commented 3 years ago on video Landing with wicked crosswinds at Birmingham airport

Why is the runway so uneven? Oh, now I see - "It's Birmingham" :)
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+15 98. smi commented 3 years ago on video How to land your Microlight...when the engine cuts out.

I think more appropriate title would be "How to crash your microlight... when the engine cuts out"
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+4 99. smi commented 3 years ago on video Ultimate Satisfaction!

I feel something is missing.
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+6 100. smi commented 3 years ago on video Forging a Tomahawk from a Wrench

Interesting, but now I would like to see how to forge a wrench out of tomahawk :(|)
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+5 101. smi commented 3 years ago on video Birds are Jerks

1:48 Any psychotherapists looking for new clients here?
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-1 102. smi commented 3 years ago on video Genetic Engineering Will Change Everything Forever – CRISPR

Sure, lets have fun playing with Pandora's Box. I'm sure nothing bad will happen. >:)
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+1 103. smi commented 3 years ago on video 10 Amazing Bets You Will Always Win

I like the last one... but maybe I'm not a very nice person. >:)
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+7 104. smi commented 3 years ago on video Fractal Jigsaw

I think this video will disappear very soon too - in plain site - right here on snotr.
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+5 105. smi commented 3 years ago on video 7 Ways to chop an onion

I wonder how many people will try those techniques at home?
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+4 106. smi commented 3 years ago on video Man Falls in Pond Playing Pokemon GO

That was refreshing >:)
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+17 107. smi commented 3 years ago on video How to clear your sinuses

nope, just your brain
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+13 108. smi commented 3 years ago on video We Were Hiking A Trail, When I Sensed We Were Being Stalked

Meet Bear, your new personal trainer :P
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+8 109. smi commented 3 years ago on video Turning kitchen in swimming pool!!!

No, this is not weird. This is stupid.
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+3 110. smi commented 3 years ago on video Black Hole Comparison

I know only one thing about black holes - they suck! >:)
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+5 111. smi commented 3 years ago on video Roberta Mancino's Wingsuit Flight Over An Active Volcano

She missed it. >:)
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0 112. smi commented 3 years ago on video Celebrity Cruise Ship "Infinity" slams into Ketchikan Dock 06/03/16

Have you ever wanted to know what infinity sounds like? Know you know. >:)
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+7 114. smi commented 3 years ago on video The Universe in 4 Minutes

Nothing means anything and we are all gonna die!
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+14 115. smi commented 3 years ago on video 100+ MPH Winds 2016/05/16

Monty Pythons Ministry of silly walks?
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+1 116. smi commented 3 years ago on video Fastest Things in The World !!!

Where is world's fastest model poser in this clip?
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+8 117. smi commented 3 years ago on video World's Fastest Model Poser

What a poser :D
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+7 118. smi commented 3 years ago on video The Problem of Evil: Crash Course Philosophy

I wonder who came up with an idea to cut pauses between sentences? To me it makes video completely unwatchable. It is like drinking out of water hose on full power.
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+15 119. smi commented 3 years ago on video Attempt to crush book with hydraulic press goes awry

That only proves that Finnish have some very hard words. >:)
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+3 120. smi commented 3 years ago on video Man gets drop kicked by monkey!

Talk about monkey business... :D
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+3 121. smi commented 3 years ago on video What is You?

I'll have to think about it ... Think about it deeply

http://www.snotr.com/video/6354/Rugby_Answer_Interview_Fail
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+2 122. smi commented 3 years ago on video Can a slingshot hit harder than handguns? The Shootout.

I love the "Walking dead" t-shirt at #5:39
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+4 123. smi commented 3 years ago on video Spintop Snipers

Probably better than Angry Birds :D
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+3 124. smi commented 3 years ago on video 7 MYTHS You Still Believe About ALCOHOL!

Videos where they cut out pauses between sentences make me want to vomit and I can't watch them... Somehow I managed only the first minute before I had to stop. So now I will never know what the 7 myths about alcohol were.
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+10 125. smi commented 3 years ago on video Underground nuclear subsidence crater

#2 Sure, it will even glow in the dark for you >:)
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+4 126. smi commented 3 years ago on video Sneaky Dogs

At least they could close the fridge door afterwards.
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+4 127. smi commented 3 years ago on video Extreme Drone Crashes

Why extreme drone crashes? To me they were just drone crashes, nothing extreme about it.
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+3 128. smi commented 3 years ago on video Can Germans Have Guns? Weapon Laws In Germany

I guess he likes to stroke his gun 3:56.
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+17 129. smi commented 3 years ago on video Alaska Airlines Solar Eclipse

Was that the double rainbow guy?
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+5 130. smi commented 3 years ago on video British Drivers

#5, #10 It's a joke. Is it racist? Who cares - it's a joke. Personally I find Political Correctness highly boring and offensive and often people who are most "PC" are often most racist (without them even knowing). Of course not all, but a lot of them.

So if somebody thinks I'm an asshole I prefer those who tell me that directly then those who use politically correct terms instead or stay quiet.
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+12 131. smi commented 3 years ago on video British Drivers

Shouldn't this be in Russia category? >:)
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+5 132. smi commented 3 years ago on video Meanwhile in America

and the tree was singing: "I'm still standing..." >:)
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+17 133. smi commented 3 years ago on video Mechanical harvesters to pick olives

shaken but not stirred
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+13 134. smi commented 4 years ago on video Meanwhile in Germany

German efficiency at its finest >:)
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+14 135. smi commented 4 years ago on video Luciano Rosso craziest playback ever !

I can't believe it, I actually watched the whole thing. :O
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+9 136. smi commented 4 years ago on video Lawnmower Drop-n-Shred

I enjoyed it. It was very relaxing.
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+12 137. smi commented 4 years ago on video Driving in Kenya is a deathwish

You can't use motorcycle in a traffic like this. He should've used a tank or a bulldozer.
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+5 138. smi commented 4 years ago on video ICELAND. Land of Fire and Ice.

Nope #3, there are indeed lots of sheep in Iceland.
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+24 139. smi commented 4 years ago on video Shopping in Albania

That wasn't shoplifting. It was sheeplifting. >:)
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+20 140. smi commented 4 years ago on video Amateur ATM robbery goes very wrong

I wish he continued. I was enjoying this >:)
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+13 141. smi commented 4 years ago on video Loading a ferry in SA

Holy s**t! :S
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+11 142. smi commented 4 years ago on video Shaun the Sheep Gets First Shearing in Six Years

Poor Shaun. I bet he feels kind of naked now.
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+17 143. smi commented 4 years ago on video Lego Titanic

#3 No. But it sinks really well. >:)
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+5 144. smi commented 4 years ago on video Ma Long: King Of Epic Shots

Ping Pong Long >:)
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0 147. smi commented 4 years ago on video Grizzly Bear rolling down a hill at Denali National Park.

They see me rollin
They lovin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty
...
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+10 148. smi commented 4 years ago on video Scary Tornado caught on dashcam Tainan

Where did that sitting woman come from? Also, did you notice that all trees next to the road got flattened instantly. So, weird.
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+1 149. smi commented 4 years ago on video World Record Breaking Basketball Shot From 415 Feet

Now place the hoop at the top and throw basketball from bellow and score. That would impress me; but this - not at all!
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+6 150. smi commented 4 years ago on video Beach fails compilation

5:13 What was that? A shark, salt water crocodile, diver or something else? :x
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+11 151. smi commented 4 years ago on video Mischievous Desert Fox Steals A Phone!

Fox just wanted to see that firefox browser on the phone. >:)
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+5 152. smi commented 4 years ago on video Strange Creature

I feel like eating spaghetti now :x
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0 153. smi commented 4 years ago on video Extreme Workout for Extreme Weight Loss

It doesn't work for me at all. My uBlock adblocking doesn't allow this player :'(
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+12 154. smi commented 4 years ago on video Like a boss

And he touched ground with his bare-hands. :x
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+5 155. smi commented 4 years ago on video Arden Accrington Pool Fail

Interesting, I was expecting to see something different :x
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+9 156. smi commented 4 years ago on video 5 year old boy acting Bruce Lee's nunchaku scene

When I practiced that at home my ceiling lamp paid the price. His parents are very brave to let him practice in front of TV. :x
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+19 157. smi commented 4 years ago on video Crashing three quadcopters at once

I don't know why, but this video gives me strange satisfaction. :x
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+3 158. smi commented 4 years ago on video Hit by Avalanche in Everest Basecamp 25.04.2015

Some people will never master the art of operating camera. Yeah, I know cameraman was upset, but still... There are people who can film properly even in extreme conditions.
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+3 159. smi commented 4 years ago on video Fishing was good today!

There was something fishy with this video.
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+4 160. smi commented 4 years ago on video Two New Magnetic Toys

These toys are truly attractive.
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+1 161. smi commented 4 years ago on video Ghost Surfing

There was no stunt here. It's video editing tricks. Like #6 noticed, he exited boat without beer, while surfing he had a beer then he returned to boat without beer.
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+5 162. smi commented 4 years ago on video Astroturf

in other words: trust no one and nothing
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+5 163. smi commented 4 years ago on video Making a Full Bridge Rectifier

I was bearly amused :)
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+6 164. smi commented 5 years ago on video How many water-filled balloons does it take to stop a bullet ?

I say 4. But then again this wasn't a guess. I watched first >:)
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+9 165. smi commented 5 years ago on video Very clever and satisfying way of removing snow from your roof

This way is much more clever, faster and satisfying. >:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkHT69nS0ho
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+20 166. smi commented 5 years ago on video Mile of Pi - π (3.14159265359....)

#3 If you look at it like that; ironically your username would belong to the same 'Pointless' category. >:)
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+8 167. smi commented 5 years ago on video Frightening footage shows hippo charge down boat in Africa

Poor hippo; he just wanted to play... and kill them in a process >:)
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+15 168. smi commented 5 years ago on video A book collection nobody will ever read

I found a typo at page 8745. There was a "t" missing.
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+5 169. smi commented 5 years ago on video OC Robotics

The sound it makes is awesome. >:)
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+6 170. smi commented 5 years ago on video 1500' TV Tower

So what did he do? Changed a light bulb?
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+8 171. smi commented 5 years ago on video Wanderers - a short film by Erik Wernquist

Why is snotr logo so huge in this particular video? It kind of spoils otherwise awesome short film.
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+1 172. smi commented 5 years ago on video Tour the International Space Station - Inside ISS

What a messy place. They could use a maid up there.
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+7 173. smi commented 5 years ago on video Flash flooding at Train station

They have very fluid trains in Brisbane.
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+5 174. smi commented 5 years ago on video Why Do Rivers Curve?

@1:13 Poor muskrat :'(
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+11 175. smi commented 5 years ago on video A little lesson in camouflage

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+6 176. smi commented 5 years ago on video Corn Gears

That was so corny >:)
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+3 177. smi commented 5 years ago on video Classical orchestra eating the worlds hottest chili peppers while playing 'Tango Jalousie'

They sure know how to spice up the music :)
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+17 178. smi commented 5 years ago on video Redneck Couch Moving

#4 The hard way >:)
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+15 179. smi commented 5 years ago on video Town's old water tower dropped for salvage

Over-sized whack a mole?
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0 180. smi commented 5 years ago on video Rosetta arrives at comet

I wonder why are all images of the comet they are showing us so blurry and low quality? I would like to see some really sharp high quality and clear images. Surely their cameras can do better then what they are showing.
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+1 181. smi commented 5 years ago on video Amazing Magnetic Levitation Device

It's a toy you play with maybe a day or so, and then it just collects dust for years until you get rid of it.
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+5 182. smi commented 5 years ago on video Everything You Need to Know About Planet Earth

I didn't know there is secret dinosaur society (#5:29). :(|)
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+1 183. smi commented 5 years ago on video French open in the rain with Novak Djokovic

#3 Wow. How did you turn an innocent joke into nationality issue? The joke had nothing to do with what you are implying.

This site is about entertainment, fun and jokes. If you cant take a joke then this is not a site for you. What I find amazing is how many people can't get a joke on a site that was meant to be about fun and jokes.
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+4 184. smi commented 5 years ago on video Rainbow Lightning

I like the other more enthusiastic double rainbow guy better :)
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+16 185. smi commented 5 years ago on video Creepy Computer Lady at SXSW

She is a bit to thin for my taste.
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+2 186. smi commented 5 years ago on video Brake check (and stupidity)

Oooohhh,baby, you're the one :)
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+11 187. smi commented 5 years ago on video Truck smashes into overpass

At least he made it to Snotr :)
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+6 188. smi commented 5 years ago on video A bridge tearing apart another bridge

Kudos to the cameraman for missing all the action.
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+2 189. smi commented 5 years ago on video Hey Pass Me A Beer

I guess they wasted a lot of beer for this. Pity.
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+5 190. smi commented 5 years ago on video Reviewing a Watch from Tokyo Flash

Damn. I actually visited their website due to this review. :(|)
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+2 191. smi commented 5 years ago on video Burj Khalifa Base Jump

I should have known... Red Bull strikes again :(|)
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0 192. smi commented 5 years ago on video Guy reviews a gun hooked up to a speech jammer

Everyone should talk like that. >:)
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+1 193. smi commented 5 years ago on video New speed skiing World Record

Shape of that helmet looked like Dark Helmet (aka Darth Vader) from Spaceballs :) It must have been some kind of a mind trick or something.
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+17 194. smi commented 5 years ago on video Photoshop has gone too far

What's with secret voting? Is snotr gone into politics and disguising as a cute model, but in reality being just a slice of stale pizza? Just to be really clear I don't like new hidden commenting! It sucks.
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+2 195. smi commented 5 years ago on video Cave Diving

Nice place for a grave >:)
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+14 196. smi commented 5 years ago on video Just a Man Ironing a Shirt

Iron Man just doing what he's best at - ironing. >:)
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+7 197. smi commented 5 years ago on video Compressed air prank

To blow your pants off - literally >:)
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+39 198. smi commented 6 years ago on video Ice fishing with russians

So, did they successfully pull them out or not? I hate it when video cuts prematurely.
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+25 199. smi commented 6 years ago on video Zero experience

Man buys helicopter. Man is told not to fly it. Man flies it anyway with zero experience.

And finally: Man gets unforgettable experience. >:)
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+7 200. smi commented 6 years ago on video THE PRODIGY

To me it seems like he desperately needs to pee but for some reason can't relieve himself.
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+17 201. smi commented 6 years ago on video New Year Fireworks Fail Compilation

I liked the Jesus guy :)
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+1 202. smi commented 6 years ago on video Cannonball in mercury

Everyone knows cannonball is light as a feather, that's why it floats. :(|)
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+9 203. smi commented 6 years ago on video Random Shots

Finally. I was waiting for him to mount a tree and I wasn't disappointed. >:)
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+21 204. smi commented 6 years ago on video Is this the Closest a Wingsuit Pilot Has Ever Flown to the Ground?

The closest to the ground was Jeb Corliss but broke a bunch of bones in the progress and barely survived.
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+6 205. smi commented 6 years ago on video First world problems are not problems at all

Finally someone understands my problems. I thought it was just me.
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+22 206. smi commented 6 years ago on video Would you jump from 52 meters hanging from your toes?

No, I wouldn't. :S
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+45 207. smi commented 6 years ago on video Insane teeterboarding

In this rare case vertical video syndrome is approved >:)
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+6 208. smi commented 6 years ago on video Video Room 1000 Complete MIX

I see no difference between first recording and last one.
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+18 209. smi commented 6 years ago on video Not very smart

Jesus >:)
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+3 210. smi commented 6 years ago on video Fun With Ferrofluid

Yes, screw the ferrofluid >:)
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+10 211. smi commented 6 years ago on video THIS + POOP = ELECTRICITY

- Captain, we are running out of power!
- No worries Scottie I just shat myself.
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+3 212. smi commented 6 years ago on video "Cock!"

Misleading title. I was expecting a rooster on the road flying into his car. >:)
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+2 214. smi commented 6 years ago on video Hard drive clock

#3 #4 #6 I thought it should be obvious the clock is going backwards (which is nothing but an illusion) due to the image sampling frequency of the camera (probably around 25 frames per second). The clock most likely works just fine when looking directly with naked eye.
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-16 215. smi commented 6 years ago on video The new Audi R8 V10 plus

hmm, looks like unfinished car with parts still missing, :x
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+8 216. smi commented 6 years ago on video Can you trust your eyes?

#1 I would argue not failure but brilliant solution. :)
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+75 217. smi commented 6 years ago on video Rock Fall

At the beginning of video (first few seconds) you can actually see the rock break off from the very top of the mountain.
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-5 218. smi commented 6 years ago on video Victim of polio dancing on crutches

#1 I don't know #(removed comment) I don't know :) I also don't know why am I writing this utterly useless comment :x
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+1 219. smi commented 6 years ago on video Why Are American Health Care Costs So High ?

omg, another "Scrubs syndrome". I wish people who talked like that joined over-actors anonymous.
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+5 220. smi commented 6 years ago on video How Carabiners Are Made

#1 Yes, it's the new kind of robotic pliers operated by human hand. >:)
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+6 221. smi commented 6 years ago on video Samir...You're breaking the car!

Xanax maybe? Valium? Or maybe just taking a very deep breath? >:)
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+3 222. smi commented 6 years ago on video Porn is different from sex in real life

Wow, that was very graphic >:)
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+49 223. smi commented 6 years ago on video How not to load a truck on a trailer

And I would add: "How not to film a fail video" >:)
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+27 224. smi commented 6 years ago on video Digital Carjackers Show Off New Attacks

I would be impressed if they did this with my old Yugo 45. >:)
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+9 225. smi commented 6 years ago on video The three coolest things built by bugs

Why can't people talk normal? I blame Scrubs. :S
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+16 226. smi commented 6 years ago on video Following Kyle

Hey Kyle, some dude is following you.
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+20 227. smi commented 6 years ago on video molten iron throwing

This looks very safe. >:)
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+8 228. smi commented 6 years ago on video Grasshopper 325m Test

I miss The Ring of Fire as a background music. 8-)
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+8 229. smi commented 6 years ago on video Washing Machine Easter Egg

Back in the days almost every printer and scanner had such an easter egg. So why not washing machine too? Geek type of fun I guess.
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-3 230. smi commented 6 years ago on video Monkey uses vending machine

That's exactly what I would do to that person who thinks that owns this monkey. Put him on a leash and teach him to use vending machine.
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+6 231. smi commented 6 years ago on video Farting Old Man

I saw the twist at the end and I still voted this down...
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+3 232. smi commented 6 years ago on video Amazing avalanche in Austria

Why did snow cross the road? To get to the other side, of course. :)
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+11 233. smi commented 6 years ago on video Guy Installs Shower to Stop People Peeing In His Alley

Well, that was refreshing. >:)
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+4 234. smi commented 6 years ago on video Falling crane tears row of balconies off apartment block in Russia

The car with the crane on top of it didn't seem very content >:)
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+4 235. smi commented 6 years ago on video Sounds from space

Sounds like music of Jean Michel Jarre or maybe even Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield :)
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0 236. smi commented 6 years ago on video SpaceX rocket hovers 820ft (320m) and lands

Blondes approve of this "rocket" >:)
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+26 237. smi commented 6 years ago on video Outboard engine experts

I liked the chicken at the end :D
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+14 238. smi commented 6 years ago on video Brutal Self Inflicted Nutshot

Wonderful friends. At least three of them are filming his pain from many angles so he will be able to enjoy this footage later. Probably he took too many MinusIQ pills. >:)
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+4 239. smi commented 6 years ago on video Paper vs. Tablet

(nasty mode on) iShit and iFart but it doesn't smell like Apple. >:) (nasty mode off)
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+6 240. smi commented 6 years ago on video Lower your IQ permanently

Oh no, they are out of stock. :O
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+3 241. smi commented 6 years ago on video Golf fails compilation

1:37 True friendship >:)
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+1 242. smi commented 6 years ago on video Quadrotor vs. Tesla Coil

That's no fun. It would be so much better without that cage around quadcopter. >:)
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+9 243. smi commented 6 years ago on video Minigun Slingshot

Sweet >:)
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+13 244. smi commented 6 years ago on video Japanese skyscrapers swaying in an earthquake

People in the background just having a casual conversation. No big deal... :S
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+19 245. smi commented 6 years ago on video Shitty ways to wake up...

No need for enemies with friends like this... :(|)
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+22 246. smi commented 7 years ago on video Thought about buying a Roomba, then I saw this

"I can't even walk around the house. There is crap everywhere." he says, yet continues to walk everywhere around the house. Doesn't make much sense, does it? >:)
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+1 247. smi commented 7 years ago on video Wow!!

On the bright side... her windshield was already broken... >:)
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+7 248. smi commented 7 years ago on video Snow Vehicle Concept (1924)

person 1: There is so much snow and roads are closed. How did you get here?
person 2: I came on two large dildos.
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+21 249. smi commented 7 years ago on video Calligraphy penmanship like you've never seen before

I would like to see OCR software decipher this.
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+11 250. smi commented 7 years ago on video Firefighter action POV

#6 He might be sumo wrestler. >:)
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+45 251. smi commented 7 years ago on video Taking your dog for a w.. errr... drag

So what have we learned from this clip?: "Do no film and laugh at the same time"
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+8 252. smi commented 7 years ago on video Driving dogs

Maybe I'll wait for a while before I allow my taxi driver to be a dog. >:)
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+8 253. smi commented 7 years ago on video Crazy Russian Ride

Knowing how reliable Russian technology is I would pass this ride.
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+4 254. smi commented 7 years ago on video Assassin's Creed III Confuses The Hell Out Of A Cat

There must be a glitch in the matrix.
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+1 255. smi commented 7 years ago on video FART SCIENCE

I think I just farted this clip to orbit.
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+2 256. smi commented 7 years ago on video Jeep Climbs Up A Steep Rock

There goes the spare tire... :S
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0 257. smi commented 7 years ago on video Star Wars FLASHMOB

Hungry title. :S
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+10 258. smi commented 7 years ago on video Do Big Cats Purr?

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
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+2 259. smi commented 7 years ago on video Hexaflexagon Safety Guide

Help me, I am hexaflexagonated. :S
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+3 260. smi commented 7 years ago on video Waterfall swing

0:56 Oh no!!! >:)
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+7 261. smi commented 7 years ago on video Moving 100 year old Oak Tree

One Oak to another: "So, you know, I really didn't like the view and my neighbors were very noisy, so I decided to move."
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+3 262. smi commented 7 years ago on video FedEx aircraft movements

#1 It sounds more like a woman to me and she says cut.
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+8 263. smi commented 7 years ago on video Toy Train in Space

omg, the train was alive and survived the trip to space. :O
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+3 264. smi commented 7 years ago on video Slingshots in the Roman Empire?

Liked it alot. His passion for slingshots is amazing... thank you... bye... :)
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+7 265. smi commented 7 years ago on video GIF sound the video

Lovely. I wish my life was as random as this.
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+19 266. smi commented 7 years ago on video Shark Impossible Shot From Above

Same here #1, shot from the boat was much cooler...
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+84 267. smi commented 7 years ago on video Fake beggar bust.

Damn journalists! Harassing honest people at their work. >:)
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+49 268. smi commented 7 years ago on video 500 Magnum vs Watermelons

American obsession with guns is simply astounding. :O
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+8 269. smi commented 7 years ago on video Jeff Ragsdale The man who gave the world his number

#4 So, what is your number?
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+11 270. smi commented 7 years ago on video Swing and Jump

I can see a great fail potential in that. >:)
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0 271. smi commented 7 years ago on video Spirit Of A Denture

Bring it on. I love needles. Arrggghhh!!! :x
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+2 272. smi commented 7 years ago on video How Not To Pull A Car

The title is wrong "How Not To Pull A Car". To me it was just a perfect way to pull a car. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to watch and enjoy this. >:)
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+13 273. smi commented 7 years ago on video The Egg Sprinkler Mystery

Stop playing with your food. :x
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+58 274. smi commented 7 years ago on video So What's Coke In Korean?

She can have my "Coke" for free. >:)
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+12 275. smi commented 7 years ago on video Dr. Michio Kaku on Learning from Outer Space

Let's burn him now. :)
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+10 276. smi commented 7 years ago on video Burglar's Bloopers

This gives a whole new meaning to the song "It's raining men". >:)
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+33 277. smi commented 7 years ago on video Flying into the eye of a Hurricane

I hate to be picky, but the title should probably read "Flying into the eye of a Hurricane" :D
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+6 278. smi commented 7 years ago on video Arthur Benjamin: Lightning calculation and other "Mathemagic"

Oh gosh, that was so sexy. Now I feel so hot and bothered. >:)
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+11 279. smi commented 7 years ago on video Sony Xperia Active

Try this with iPhone. >:)
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+7 280. smi commented 7 years ago on video Charter Bus in Rock Tunnel

Lubricant. That is the key. Lots of it... >:)
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+31 281. smi commented 7 years ago on video Don't buy an Iphone 4S in Turkey ...

Looks better than real thing to me. >:)
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+31 282. smi commented 7 years ago on video Epic pole vaulting

#2 How do you cross a canal if there is no bridge near by?
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+7 283. smi commented 7 years ago on video Catch me if you can!

I was dying to see that plane or whatever it was.
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+60 284. smi commented 7 years ago on video Awesome chemistry professor

That is not a professor. That is pyromaniac. :D
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+27 285. smi commented 7 years ago on video This Guys Is Nuts

Did he win?
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+10 286. smi commented 7 years ago on video Bobsled ride , helmet cam

Proudly filmed with my latest iStone.
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+22 287. smi commented 7 years ago on video Guacamole

Prepared by a hardcore gambler. :D
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+4 288. smi commented 7 years ago on video Sugar Art

STOP licking my art. :x
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+2 289. smi commented 7 years ago on video Shit Explosion

It seems they are enjoying playing with shit. >:)
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+13 290. smi commented 8 years ago on video Future Hipsters

That's it. I am done with FB and G+.
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-2 291. smi commented 8 years ago on video Happy birthday

#8 No need to wash hands. Just let the puppy lick them.
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+3 292. smi commented 8 years ago on video Jogger sets a new world record in sprinting

A little incentive for a great workout. :)
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+1 293. smi commented 8 years ago on video Damien Walters Showreel 2011

Who said white man can't jump?
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+3 294. smi commented 8 years ago on video Tug Toner

Where can I buy this?
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+22 295. smi commented 8 years ago on video Close encounter with a lightning bolt

Merry Christmas :)
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+6 296. smi commented 8 years ago on video The Evolution Of Laughs

Hmm, I guess there is something wrong with me.
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+8 297. smi commented 8 years ago on video Longboat explodes in Lake of Ilopango in El Salvador

That was a hot ride.
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-3 298. smi commented 8 years ago on video Art With Salt

To salty for me.
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+7 299. smi commented 8 years ago on video Exploding Fail

"Exploding" did not fail. It was perfect and right on time.
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+6 300. smi commented 8 years ago on video Nyan cat piano cover

I just shat the rainbow.
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+12 301. smi commented 8 years ago on video how to stop cats urinating on your property

This video is cat-astrophic!
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+21 302. smi commented 8 years ago on video Parkour Jump From Bench

A fine example of natural selection.
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+7 303. smi commented 8 years ago on video Washing the boss's car..

And then he ran... :)
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+21 304. smi commented 8 years ago on video Biggest Drawing In The World

A briefcase, big red switch, some wires and electronics. wtf TSA?????
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+41 305. smi commented 8 years ago on video Frisbee Trick Shots

I've been finding a lot of frisbees in trash lately. Why are people throwing them away?
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+2 306. smi commented 8 years ago on video Glasses-Free 3D Display for iPad 2

I looks like iShit
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+46 307. smi commented 8 years ago on video Home Made Roller Coaster

And now he has to wait over two hour for his turn... >:)
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+1 308. smi commented 8 years ago on video Baby dances to mother's banjo playing.

Whenever I see someone playing Banjo it reminds me of a squealing pig. I wonder why? Could it be because of movie Deliverance? :S
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+1 309. smi commented 8 years ago on video The magic train

Cheap bastards! They just couldn't add few more coaches to the train.
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+35 310. smi commented 9 years ago on video Tribute to Leslie Nielsen

RIP Leslie
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-3 311. smi commented 9 years ago on video Chinese President In France On State Visit

Did they died in the same tunnel as Diana?
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+4 312. smi commented 9 years ago on video Boy Locked In Safe Rescued

I think the best way to punish the child for climbing into the safe would be to lock him in a safe.
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+1 313. smi commented 9 years ago on video urban freestyler - free climbing

Freaking bats 2:57, always hanging under some bridges... >:)
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+12 314. smi commented 9 years ago on video superman escalator slide

Who does he believe he is! Superman? :S
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+12 315. smi commented 9 years ago on video All about pompom ...

It seems they all have issues with gravity. :S
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+4 316. smi commented 9 years ago on video Giant Gippsland Earthworm

#1 I bet he would. :D
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+45 317. smi commented 9 years ago on video Floating Plastic Bottle Island

How nice there are still dreamers living their dreams instead of sitting behind computer screen and typing stupid comments on snotr.
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+9 318. smi commented 9 years ago on video Car Jump Championships

Why I am not surprised he doesn't have any teeth anymore? >:)
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+24 319. smi commented 9 years ago on video What you got there...

Holy shit! That's gross. Bad elephant! Don't they feed you properly or are you some kind of a pervert?
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+6 320. smi commented 9 years ago on video Tripod Fish

War of the Worlds. Orson Welles was right, tripods are buried deep below us.
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+6 321. smi commented 9 years ago on video North Korean Parody Commercial

#8 There is no language called Chinese.
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+6 322. smi commented 9 years ago on video Water Bottle Jetpack

#5 So, you have learned a valuable lesson today.
Do not eat while watching snotr! >:)
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+63 323. smi commented 9 years ago on video Parking Difficulty Solved

I am not sure if that would help some female drivers. :S
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+19 324. smi commented 9 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword

#11 It is right in the title "Two idiots and a sword". What else can you expect from that? >:)
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-2 325. smi commented 9 years ago on video Waterproof gecko

Jesus Christ!
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+3 326. smi commented 9 years ago on video Volcano Lava

Welcome to the lava spa.
It makes your body nice and crisp in less than a second!
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+4 327. smi commented 9 years ago on video Sailing In a Castle (Inflatable)

#11 Yes, I have seen that in the movie Deliverance. Just beware of the locals. :)
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-6 328. smi commented 9 years ago on video Parachute Hang Up

Person A: So, what are you doing?
Person B: Oh, nothing, just hanging up?
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+29 329. smi commented 9 years ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.

Skynet likes. >:)
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+22 330. smi commented 9 years ago on video The AYD'S Diet

STD = Sexually Transmitted Diet
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-11 331. smi commented 9 years ago on video Stop boring Hugh Laurie.

I wonder if he is American; considering his accent...
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-3 332. smi commented 9 years ago on video Smartphone domino

Somebody really hates phones considering all the down ratings.
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+5 333. smi commented 9 years ago on video Where Not To Land

At first, I thought it was a small RC plane model until they showed people climbing out of it. :S
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+24 334. smi commented 10 years ago on video Ride the Beam

Rather expensive cigarette lighter. >:)
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+19 335. smi commented 10 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall

That will teach him to wear a helmet. >:)
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+36 336. smi commented 10 years ago on video Slam Artist Jumping 150 Feet into Cardboard Boxes

One day he will become just Slam without Artist. :(|)
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+14 337. smi commented 10 years ago on video Boat vs Bridge

Bridge 1: Boat 0 >:)
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+18 338. smi commented 10 years ago on video Human Pixels Perform

I can see some dead pixels just like on my LCD screen.
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+10 339. smi commented 10 years ago on video Lucky train inspector

Reminds me of the game Froggy. >:)
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-12 340. smi commented 10 years ago on video Fairy Fail

Not to fear little children. I will helpppppp...... :S
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-8 341. smi commented 10 years ago on video Street performer

#2 and some say he likes blue pants.
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+7 342. smi commented 10 years ago on video Kazakhs singing Tupac

That's just the way it is.
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-14 343. smi commented 10 years ago on video Violin Robot

It doesn't have soul and human emotion.
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-14 344. smi commented 10 years ago on video Violin Robot

It doesn't have soul.
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+28 345. smi commented 10 years ago on video Tape measure prank

So, you are supposed to make business calls while sitting on a toilet?
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+18 346. smi commented 10 years ago on video Optical Illusions

Way too fast.
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+8 347. smi commented 10 years ago on video Studying English

Well, they put this video in appropriate category. :S
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+12 348. smi commented 10 years ago on video How not to launch a yacht

Somebody had a bad day.
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+1 349. smi commented 10 years ago on video The Gmod Idiot Box: Episode 1

Wow, brilliant. More please. :D
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-3 350. smi commented 10 years ago on video More baseball bat tricks

#2, Yes, but does he know how to swing his other bat?
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+13 351. smi commented 10 years ago on video Young bear vs cougar

Those sound effects sound very human.
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+30 352. smi commented 10 years ago on video Funny accidents Compilation

We must stop little baby. :D
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+27 353. smi commented 10 years ago on video Cigarette trick

Yes, definitely skills. :D You can tell by his skin. (decades of smoking)
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+7 354. smi commented 10 years ago on video Saturday afternoon at Shibuya Crossing, Tokyo

Oh, I think I saw my uncle in the crowd.
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+7 355. smi commented 10 years ago on video Robbing a bank

My girlfriend eats yoghurt all the time
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+1 356. smi commented 10 years ago on video How catnip gets cats high

A bunch of junkies...
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+55 357. smi commented 10 years ago on video BeatBoxer

He spit on me.
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+4 358. smi commented 10 years ago on video Paper Towels

#5, Yes it was only 1:31', but he laughed for 5 minutes. :D
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+7 359. smi commented 10 years ago on video Sleeping pigs

Just some redneck fun... :D
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+8 360. smi commented 10 years ago on video Awesome model railway project

I miss cuckoo clocks and people eating sausages and drinking beer.
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+12 361. smi commented 10 years ago on video Got Bike?

Just another Darwin award candidate. :D
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+28 362. smi commented 10 years ago on video Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

Wow. Simply amazing.
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+5 363. smi commented 10 years ago on video The funeral of Lucky the fish

I guess Lucky wasn't so lucky after all. Poor Lucky. :'(
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-8 364. smi commented 11 years ago on video LineRider "Make Believe"

#(removed comment) first will be last and last will be first >:) But not for you.

That was a lot of work to create this drawing with lines. I liked it.
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+16 365. smi commented 11 years ago on video Police overreaction

to serve and protect...
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+7 366. smi commented 11 years ago on video Strange fish with legs

omg, it's Johnny Walker, (hik)... :S