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+5 1. stonedecroze commented 2 years ago on video Nice motorbike sound

That's funny :D
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+3 2. stonedecroze commented 2 years ago on video Origine of European country flags

Fun with Flags :D
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+3 3. stonedecroze commented 2 years ago on video Colours

I cannot comprehend such a shock to my nervous system.
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+4 4. stonedecroze commented 2 years ago on video Arm Wrestle Goes Wrong

Oh my god - barf :x
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+5 5. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Colin Furze does it again.

Awesome safety equipment - a hoody.
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+6 6. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Explaining and demonstrating the Critical Point

Two amazing, firstly to see such incredibly interesting science and secondly to hear such an incredibly boring person. Although to be fair his English is way better than my German.
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+4 7. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Real Housewives of ISIS

#14 I totally agree. You missed one of my favorites Rab C Nesbitt.
I get fed up with people who moan about any media they consume. You have a choice, if you don't like it - DON'T FECKKIN WATCH IT.
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+4 8. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video All new and rare! Tree Fails and Idiots with Chainsaws 2017

Dear Aliens, I admit with shame I am biologically related to these people. People who are incapable of seeing the consequences of their actions. Please don't judge us all based on this video.
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0 10. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Synchronized crossroad

Fake, chap on the zebra crossing 5 second from the end walks through the car.
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+10 11. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer

This was harder to watch than the fatal motorbike crashes. Talk about closed minded.
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+6 12. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Motorcycle Crashes, Fatal Motorcycle Accidents Compilation

Have some of these guys never heard of stopping distance? Though I do feel very sorry for a few.
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+4 13. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video One Year on Earth – Seen From 1 Million Miles

What the hell, a few seconds after playing my web page navigates to some dodgy site trying to sell me antivirus software !!
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+1 14. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video An Ode To Stairs

The IQ of some of those people must be in single digits for sure.
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+6 15. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Weird

So cheered me up.
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+6 16. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Pocket-Sized Slingshot is Crazy Powerful

#2 looks like he's already been there...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DUxp7coP0
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+11 17. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Dashcam Accidents - Weekly compilation - Episode #114 HD

I'm at a loss for words. Are you sure these are accidents and not people crashing deliberately?
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+3 18. stonedecroze commented 3 years ago on video Trucks Losing their Load

#1 would that be country?
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+8 19. stonedecroze commented 4 years ago on video Fedex truck amazing reverse parking

Guy on the right was quicker :D
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+5 20. stonedecroze commented 4 years ago on video Huge glass panel falls inches from man's head

Hell, I'd have a serious brown streak down the back of my thobe.
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+2 21. stonedecroze commented 4 years ago on video Los Angeles dumps 96 million plastic balls into a reservoir to prevent it from evaporating

Okay, so rather than educate the population to use less water we'll add a few tons of plastic pollution to the planet.
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+6 22. stonedecroze commented 4 years ago on video Rare Footage Of The World's Largest Tentacled Creature

Holy calamari Batman.
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-6 23. stonedecroze commented 4 years ago on video DIY Underwater Breathing Device

Or learn to dive, safely.
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+1 24. stonedecroze commented 5 years ago on video Ken Block's wild new ride

#6 I think #5 knows that.
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+2 25. stonedecroze commented 5 years ago on video The ScrubBoard

Kudos for being the first to come up with this. So simple, nigh on free and as good as anything else (to my untrained ear).
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+12 26. stonedecroze commented 5 years ago on video A Flash Mob for Amy

brings a tear. some beautiful people out there.
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+5 27. stonedecroze commented 5 years ago on video Just kids practicing latin dance...

I hope this is a case of children who happen to really like Latin dance opposed to ultra-pushy parenting.
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+11 28. stonedecroze commented 5 years ago on video Neil Degrasse Tyson has made the Cosmos interesting but The Onion has another perspective

Too late, Douglas Adams already did this joke in the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
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+2 29. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video English motorcyclist almost runs over a pedestrian

#8 If there is a car behind you, pull in and let it pass. As a biker you should be checking your mirrors frequently.
And if there is a car driving so fast and so badly you can't get out of the way, you are pretty much fucked unless you are driving on a different road altogether.
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+17 30. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video English motorcyclist almost runs over a pedestrian

#(removed comment) you don't ride a bike do you. If you collide with anything you tend to lose. So you ride defensively, i.e. as far away from buses and the traffic going the other was as possible.
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-4 31. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Balance Artist in Dubai

I am in awe of his incredible skill, and the uses are?
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+23 32. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Mind-blowing freestyle soccer tricks

I'm guessing he doesn't have an Xbox or playstation.
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+1 33. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Stammering teen finds his voice

Emotional.
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+2 34. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Playing With A Friendly Platypus

#4 hedgehog, seriously? You can have the ones that terrorise my tortoises if you want.
My top pet would be a lemur. Fed one by hand in a zoo - awesome creature.
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+5 35. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video A cockpit tour of the SR-71

The instrument they use most is the Map Projector - conveniently situated behind the joystick.
I'm not convinced the cockpit layout couldn't be just a tad better.
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+6 36. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Ukulele Weeps part. 2

I suspect someone with this much talent could make a kazoo sound good.
I on the other hand struggle to play anything in tune, even CDs.
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-3 37. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Extracting Honey

What a boring voice.
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+9 38. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video 92.6 km/h On a bike

5k's down a hill and there's a gate at the end? What a pisser if they don't let you through.
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+9 39. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Completely insane Star Wars videogame commercial from 1983

#3 I look back and shit myself laughing.... At myself :D
God I loved that game.
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+3 40. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Maillardet's Automaton

Steam Punk
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+28 41. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Guy Installs Shower to Stop People Peeing In His Alley

I suspect non of them complained.
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-2 42. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video Ping Pong Trick Shots

3:10 - ping pong balls don't sink. FAKE !
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+3 43. stonedecroze commented 6 years ago on video What exactly is one second ?

#2 all we know is ...
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+5 44. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Awesome paintballing

Top Gear do this better. Tanks, helicopters etc.
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+1 45. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video So Porsche designed a television...

#8 last time I checked I was human and waterproof. Never had any problems washing myself or going for a swim.
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-3 46. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video These Guys Makes Riding A Scooter Look Cool

Have to agree with #5. Happy to be be negged for it too.
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+12 47. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video What happens to boiling water at -41C

#5 you're
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+10 48. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video cat vs super mario sound effects

The cat's reaction time to the "toink" sound is bloody impressive.
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+47 49. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Sidewalk collapses

Most of them were lucky. I am sure someone with an umbrella went down.
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+3 50. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Chinese Farmer Builds His Own Wind-powered E-car

Have to agree with #2.
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+6 51. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Michio Kaku: How to travel to other stars, so unimaginably far away.

Meh, Star Trek did this already with the Genesis Device.
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+3 52. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Stuntmans Brutal Parkour Crash!

what about the guttering he broke?
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+5 53. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Synchronized Kiting

One kite in his right hand, one kite in his left hand ...
Clever dick !
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+5 54. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Plane flight proposal

I wonder how many videos like this we don't see because the girl says "no you twat" ?
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+5 55. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Travelling without moving

Best way to travel !
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+6 56. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Caterpiller commits suicide

Darwin award winner.
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+1 57. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Alligator Attacks Scientist

If that was me I would have injured my pants!
But seriously, who takes on an alligator as big as they are with a towel?
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+15 58. stonedecroze commented 7 years ago on video Enjoy!

Lady at 1:05 looks like I feel - all teared up.
What a beautiful thing to do.
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+66 59. stonedecroze commented 8 years ago on video Gladys Ingle of the 13 black cats

I don't know about anyone else, but I spotted one or two health and safety issues in that clip.
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+7 60. stonedecroze commented 8 years ago on video South Korean Mudslide Caught On Dashcam

I want those windscreen wipers. Feck, mine struggle to remove water !!
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+2 61. stonedecroze commented 8 years ago on video Epic 8 Year Old Banjo Player

At 1:07 even stops to re-tune the freaking thing !!! :O
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+18 62. stonedecroze commented 8 years ago on video nice toyota commercial

#3 I agree, I've got one :'( .
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+58 63. stonedecroze commented 8 years ago on video Final Destination in real life

#2 nor even a sound like shitting his pants.
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+4 64. stonedecroze commented 8 years ago on video Plane to Plane Skydive

Pfft - James Bond made it look easy and didn't have a parachute as a back up.
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+9 65. stonedecroze commented 8 years ago on video Backyard BMX and Motocross park - Farm Jam

That's not a back yard - that's a back state.
Kudos, my parents got upset if dug a small hole, let alone let rip with earth moving machinery.
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+35 66. stonedecroze commented 9 years ago on video The future of Publishing

Wish I was that clever :'(
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+23 67. stonedecroze commented 9 years ago on video Airborne Snakes

Umm, they don't actually show any film of them landing safely.
There could be a big of dead snakes :D