Australia. Its very illegal. They have police on motorbikes with helmet cams who lane split at intersections with stop lights. When they catch people, its very often hilarious at the excuses they make even after the cop says they have them on video, texting, checking Fb or browsing the web.

I know the first person i would be visiting

Theres no words to adequately describe this.. and the skills involved

#2 How else would you forcibly bring it down. Make a suggestion

#4 maybe she's Ronnie Fuckin Pickering !!!! lol

Seriously though, I think any way that this was handled she was going to be irate and in his face. Arrogant bullies who cant bully anymore get defensive when its pointed out how much of an arrogant bully they actually are

Oh,

Gee

oh geez

Life savers at Bondi.. you cop your fair share of flak from people, but from me...well done boys..

Loved it.. hilarious

#1 All of us old school SW fans arent all precious.. but I get your point entirely

Good compilation mostly but...
3.12 a girl can actually manage a jump into the water with a surfboard... thats
a fricken mazing...
3.58.. another manages to hold an umbrella but fails to keep both eyes open.. good try though

Some need to be run over

balls...

hahaha

#3 I think he's referring to the boy in the background .. I hope

#3 *sigh* it just doesnt stop does it...

LLAP

RIP

He's a superstar...

That was great..

And to the Trolls #(removed comment) #(removed comment) #4 , try looking on the good sides of things, it might actually make you a nicer person

Awesome..

#(removed comment) go outside cynic

What.. who. how.. HUH?!?! what the ...

Stunning!

Brings back the magic...

Beautiful..

Carl Sagan inspired a lot of people... to him.. Thank you..

Hahahah.. loved it

Don't fill it above the line, because wine will stain your clothes...

and your ceiling,and your walls, and your cupboards, and your books, and your curtains, and your plants... and your face

Craig Lowndes got rear ended by Warren Luff because " he planted his foot on the brake and nothing happened".
Lowndes helped Luff out of the car. Beats me why the commentator said the car landed on the drivers side, cos it landed on the passenger side.

There should be a bit of a look into the safety at the track I think.
1. he wasnt strapped in.
2. he just took his helmet off after he stepped out of the car = no helmet strap.

thats just asking for it

I love that feeling. just before the touchdown

#1 dont you know only white people can be racist.. oh.. did I say that..

hey, dont go to far to the lef.......ouch... lol

I think if he threw the whiner out he would have made better time back the dock for some beer

Awesome!1

Sharing on FB

throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
chop.. throw... awww... shit

I too have also become joyed over

And except for 2 donations and a cup of coffee, not a fuck was given..

What the fuck....??

umm.. she's not okay...

#6 Eldad Hagar has saved so many abandoned stray and injured dogs... how many have you got off your butt and saved.. He didnt put this animal in the position its now in, it offends me that all you see is the bad side of what hes doing. If your critical of how he does things, go do it yourself, or make a donation to help him buy 'a more suitable food'. Put up or shut up

nice footage and boarding.

SHIT MUSIC

#1 Title says Slip n Slide in Australia, that's what you got.
#2 The colour is from the naturally occurring tannins in the water, like the colour that comes out of tea... harmless

and its bigger than any other home made slip n slide I've ever seen

Love this clip. One of my favourites

Love the first guys very casual use of switchfoot

So typically Austalian..

Very nice machine...

But, when the flora and fauna see the good ole boys coming.. I bet they all think " AWWW FUCK "

Oh my god. I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but WOW, people are AMAZING!!

Fully able, I don't possess the talent in his shadow.

He actually looks a little bored in his break from drumming ..

Dammit, well done !

Hmm. Just goes to show not all bankers are evil.

Nice job.

#4 Dave, I'd suggest keeping it for a Zombie Apocalypse. Open it, rub it on yourself, and I'm sure the Zombies will move right along... job done!

A suggestion..

Metallica's new cover?

Nice. But I have to say, they should use a brightly coloured hacky sack, I lost it quite a few times.

And #(removed comment), they say if you cant say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all. So maybe your desk jockey comments could be best kept to yourself

wow. That's an expensive way to display awesome

Common sense level of a vegetable... Hmmm, oh well, its fitting then isn't it..

#6 Absolutely correct. And in this clip, hes in the Fremantle Mall in Western Australia

Amazing.
I love the way all the wind blows across the ground raising the dust.

And I'm we don't have them where I live, that's close enough for me thanks

wow.. that ones really got to me...

Bags not being the one to go out and change the wiper blade..

In Australia, the drivers in front either

A) panic and stop in the middle of the road

B) dont even know its there because they dont use mirrors and have a fully cranked stereo

or

C) refuse to give way to another vehicle no matter what it is

We must have the worlds worst drivers...I'm so envious of coutries where people actually know how to drive. Over here they regard a license as a right, not a privelige

#2 with me... about 10-15 seconds

Oh wow.. I was not expecting that.
I was expecting one strong kick to plow through the four gloves..

#(removed comment) W.T.F.???

strangely enough... VVS seems to suit this clip down to the ground... er... table

Damn onions again...

just repeating what other people say is stupid

I'm glad oskar and claus are best friends...
Most people couldn't or wouldn't put the time and effort into a blind kitten.
I'm so happy you did.
I hope they both live a long and happy life

thumbs up for all the above comments..

Geez. If one went ass up when they were running thered be a massive pile up. Thongs beards and sandals everywhere.. think of the carnage

Wow..

An everyday hero by the very definition of the word.

wow. reflexes of a ninja

#3 no, i think the sport your looking for is american football.
Offensive team, defensive team, kicking team, stops between every change and play... pfft

#13 I work in a refinery about 3 kilometers from the strip, and yes, its VERY loud

Are you sure hes not some kind of exotic sea crature , sucked up into the clouds then dumped on the roof of the car. He looks beached to me..

Boooo! thump...

Show me the guy offscreen madly sculling cans of coke...
Anyway...sooner or later we'll hear him let off an almight belch. It'll rival Krakatoa

10/10 for skills

Awesome... but I wished they left the video running until he finished going down Conrod straight..

If the snake bit him and he died, it'd be called Darwins theory in action...if he wasnt so old already...

#5 I expect that would be the fusheye lense effect from the camera

Thanks for this vid. Its just what I needed...

It makes me sad that poeple can keep these animals indoors for 30 YEARS... whatever the reason.

No.. it actually makes me angry...

#3 and yes, I had tears too

Damn, Russia looks like a miserable place. Frozen in winter, stinking hot in summer

Whats the time scale on this vid...Is that in real time, or in FF ?? Anyone know??

He really needs peril sensitive sunnies

Ahh, The Curiousity Show. Brings back many memories from my childhood...

#9 ROFL whahahahahahhaha

What does it do when one of them rage quits, then flips the board...

#17 Thats a 'seat' that the paragliders sit in when they want to take the pressure off their legs when they're airborne for extended periods of time. Believe me, the pressure from those straps can get NASTY.

ROFL.

They call me Cuba Pete, I'm the king of the rhumbabeat...

I told you!
What did I tell you?
Didnt I tell you??
Coz I told ya?
mm hmmmmm.
An when did I tell you?
A long time ago...
An what did I say would hapen when I told you??
Exac'ly what yus happen'd....

Oh boy I just wet myself

wow. enough said

Dogs = That person feeds me, shelters me, and cares for me.. he must be a god...

Cats = That person feeds me, chelters me, and cares for me.. I must be a god...

Yep. as above.

And i bet the guy who got out of the turning car walked off camera and had a good old 'discussion' with the other driver...

Great vid. But heres a tip


MUTE

Can anyone tell me if its possible to gain altitude (small amounts of course) in a wingsuit.. speed permitting obviously???

#5 conspiracy theorists will find fault with anything that doesnt fit in with their view of things. They just cant bring themselves to believe in something that actually happened. They prefer to believe in something that somebody made up. Go figure

Praying Mantis Fugu..

As amazing as the second half is, it pales into insignificance with the amazing beauty of nature.
It scared and saddens me that we're destroying the environment and forcing animals into extinction just to satisfy our wants.

Awesome video, thanks for posting

#5 Definitely Shaun Micallef. Like you, never seen it before

Engiatus Defectum!!!!

#3 Maybe they dont trust their own products????

thumbs up to you for the comment lol

Our laws in Australia are so pathetic, he'll probably just get his license suspended and pay a fine.
He'll plead temporary insanity, say he had a hard upbringing, blame it on the drugs he took or something else.
It's only if it happens to a politicians or a judges' family that the law is really applied properly.
It's the judges letting everyone down in most cases, even the cops.
Must be extremely frustrating for the cops apprehending pieces of shit like this, and the judges slap them on the wrist..

#2 Actually, where I am, it's 41 C ( or 107 F if you like )

#9 i was going to say, i wish i could ski that well at his age.........pfft

He actually didnt look any different. I dont know what that says about Jeremy clarkson, but there you go....

Dammit.. People really are AWESOME

Day 23. They may be onto me...

I'm getting myself a dash cam for christmas

Pices of crap like this guy should be taken out the back of the police station and beaten to death, its the best he deserves

Yep, i got the gaggs as well.

So, later on, does he "pass" the balloon?

I get the feeling that wasnt filmed down here in Australia.
In which case, the only thing that went wrong was when the idiot who fell in the water didnt get chopped up by the propellor...

Good juicy tongue in the back passage LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

shes female, she can run and think and at the same time (multitasking)

seems like 'ow' in another language is still 'ow'

Ahhh. It all comes back to the imagination of Arthur C Clarke

yep. funny until the mace kicks in. then its hilarious

this music takes me backl to my childhood.. sooooooo good

'John Williams, your the man' ( google that title )

Sorry to dip back in for a second comment, but I think we should install these in all our plagrounds, it would weed out the stupid people.. darwins theory in action

meanwhile in australia.... one local council has just said we need permits to play with frisbees... FFS!!!!!!!!

wow.practice and more practice still wouldnt get me there

if he drives faster than the speed of sound he wont have to hear her whine

my favourite bit was when they let him hit the ground....

Look mummy, a flying soggy rich bitch

Mans Ingenuity.... Now make them and use them for all else but amphibious invasions

Yay... Happy

#2 Really. thats all yuo've got to add. Get over yourself

Awesome Video. thank you Poster

Yeah. How do we build one of these... ANYONE???????????????????

Seriously. I'm a cosplay builder, and I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!

So very saxxy

#1 you ever been to vietnam??

the only thing missing is the rest of his family

And a convoy guard is.... no she didnt really mean...?!? did she???

*standing up, Pausing*

and

Thinking of all those who perished

now I just wanna go out in the street and STRUT

lets go people

Wow. Thats an amazing piece of artwork..

Can you publish where this bitch lives. i'd buy a ticket to the U.K. just to punch her in the face

Calling Dr Brown.....

At least they got the rego so they could chase her up for the cost of parking and the damage to the boom gate.
STUPID STUPID BITCH

hes gonna squeeze to hard an one of those butts gonna go off an hes gonna lose a hand

Very Cool.

You brought a tear to my eye

Good on you.

My wife wants to give you a BIG HUG

You're all wrong. He's an expert at simulating the body's motion when stepping on a landmine

OW... my rectum is bruised.. oh , no that was already bruised

#(removed comment) if writing boost intelligence, how do you explain yourself?

it took him 9 minutes and 20 seconds to find a maccas

i failed.
And its free for you by the way

HAH its the Japanese Umbilical Brothers

I guess the back tatt ia to hide the gravel rash

Ill have a MCsplosion please

A fail AND a win

Damn you SNOTR you made me cry in front of my wife

Legal in Australia..
Doesn't matter what the biker did first, if you ram a motorbike your going to cause serious injury to the person.She could have defused the situation by getting his rego number and driven off.
I would've head butted the crazy bitch then thrown her keys away.
Hope she got jailed.

urban skiing.. fantastic
such a shame about human ability to hate each other

#10 and a couple hundred lives probably

sweet. not what I expected

ill be needing my brown pants thanks

i fought the goose.. and the goose won

gotta love that wing flex

damn you snotr. why do you make me cry
And a standing salute to those that fought for the good of us all

ultra portable too. try carting a segway up stairs

PUSH THE BITCH IN

This should have Looney Tunes sound effects

Yeah #6... RESPECT

Love it... much lolling going on..

YES YES YES ..... More please

This ticks every box

can almost smell it

They would be able to tell i was coming because I'd be screaming like a baby that lost their lolly

#1 I bet ya Julian Assange will disagree with you.

And shame on the Australian Govt for not supporting ma citizen in trouble

Mega front forks on the old girl..

*get back in the kitchen*

AWESOME !!!!

thats what a tiger fart looks like..

now lets do it again.... um...

#6 Exactly. The U.S. economy has been built largely, not entirely, but largely on the military and all its industries that supply it. I guess the video shows that in $ terms

I'm amazed at the thickness of the lip at Teahupo'o.
IT's only matched by the size of the massive, massive balls those guys have

oh my god my head hurts

Wow...

But i was still expecting ' Where's my sonic screwdriver? '

#4 you can see the discs in low shots from the rear wheel. controls probably in his hand i guess

#27 a lot of people are getting them for insurance purposes while they work ( couriers etc ) to protect themselves from dickheads on the roads who lie to the cops and insurance companies

#12 yep. in australia

In some Australian states they would jail the stupid bitch, then they would either:

crush her car and sell it for the metal ( the money would go to the cops to catch more tards like her )

or the emergency services would use it for jaws of life training.

Either way she needs a few punches to the head

sneak up behind a jumper on a high building.. not nice but funny as hell

Theres a future billionaire right there

Go Lord Vader.. you sellout

now lets get three of them to do the Stooges. now thats progress

There just really small jetskis

and five kids in the front row were treated for seed related injuries...LOL

#2 nice. but at 00:34 I'm sure I hear Yoda in the background. Did he have a hand..?

Maybe developed to go inside something dangerous,..like, ..a nuclear reactor?

I was expecting a cobra next

oh, sorry. i thought the tune was ' and the hawk takes an eye with a claw'. My mistake

Every sane person knows NASA staged the moon landings from a station on Mars. Man has never landed on the Moon.Right fellow conspiracy theorists.....

Expensive way to play bumper cars

Thats some Gold right there....

Funny with the people. But if someone did that to my dog, I'd punch his lights out

1. Making food from shit... as an idea.. hmm
2. It says 'Shit Burger' on the fridge and on the package
3. He's using a pointer he obviously bought from a Japanes fetish shop
4. Music from a Japanese elevator
5. After processing it still looks like shit
6. It's got soy in it.. so chances are it'll end up being GM enhanced shit burgers

Please tell me its a joke.....

anyone ?!?!?!

No probs. As soon as the U.S. defaults on its loans, those pigs we be on the street protesting about not getting paid, then we can ignore THEM

that last one is just fucked up.

#14 yeah. it drops big steel nuts an bolts on your picnic

He said in an interview before the race that was going to be his strategy. Only two of them had to fall an he was on the podium, but they all fell so...

Its in Perth Western Australia

Well this vids in the right category

mmmm....yum

Someones gonna make a packet

Hey. its not quite in shot... PETE.. move it to the left

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHh...............

Why didnt we introduce this when we held the sydney olympics?

are some of them undercover cops busting the dudes in the big black suv?

are some of them undercover cops busting the dudes in the big black suv?

I love the way he claims it at the end

Oh theres a POUNDIN A'COMIN...

Wheres the rest ?!? I wanted to see it go over

Boy I hope that was a ground floor office

This video brought to you by, The Red Cross

I was waiting for the aerial bombardment of frozen penguin crap in the final scene

That last one is a WIN for the pedestrian

theres some serious trial and error there...

full points

If you knew the whole story, you'd know the kid had been putting up with that shit for a couplke of years. The bullies father then tried to pretend his kid was the victim. If the kid broke his leg, then it's a small price to pay for a big life lesson

It's a hyper tanned Borat

Im thinking Blues Brothers 'Interstate Freeway' scene

him and charlie sheen, livin the dream....

Do it for us boys

This vid should be titled " some more cars that will never be made and that are completely useless"

Hes developed those skills while working for you at $50 an hour . whos laughing now??

Much grosser than i thought it would be...

I. WANT. THIS.

It sounds like some cowboys should ride on in..

Thumbs up for the seat belt.

Natural overrriding human reaction would have to been to jump out = splat

Hahahah... gold

Holy Crap!!

What do they use for a scratching post, a tree?

FIND SOMETHING USEFULL TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE

LOL Thanks for posting

Trying to laugh quietly while trying to listen to the commentators hurts lots....

Beaten by an inanimate object .....

*MULTI* - *COMBO*

Hope no one got killed ?!?

3.27..............WOW

Lord.. I can see the LIGHT!