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2. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Near death airplane collision with skydiver in free fall
I know the first person i would be visiting


3. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Icheon Ceramics
Theres no words to adequately describe this.. and the skills involved


4. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video A Military Surveillance Blimp Came Loose In Maryland And Floated Into Northern Pennsylvania
#2 How else would you forcibly bring it down. Make a suggestion


5. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Stop taking pictures of me!!!!
#4 maybe she's Ronnie Fuckin Pickering !!!! lol
Seriously though, I think any way that this was handled she was going to be irate and in his face. Arrogant bullies who cant bully anymore get defensive when its pointed out how much of an arrogant bully they actually are
Seriously though, I think any way that this was handled she was going to be irate and in his face. Arrogant bullies who cant bully anymore get defensive when its pointed out how much of an arrogant bully they actually are


6. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Watch The Grueling Centrifuge Training It Takes To Become A Fighter Pilot
Oh,
Gee
Gee


7. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video 5 Conspiracy Theories About Space!
oh geez 



8. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video 'Terry' Saves a Child
Life savers at Bondi.. you cop your fair share of flak from people, but from me...well done boys..


9. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle
Loved it.. hilarious
#1 All of us old school SW fans arent all precious.. but I get your point entirely
#1 All of us old school SW fans arent all precious.. but I get your point entirely


10. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video People are awesome
Good compilation mostly but...
3.12 a girl can actually manage a jump into the water with a surfboard... thats
a fricken mazing...
3.58.. another manages to hold an umbrella but fails to keep both eyes open.. good try though
3.12 a girl can actually manage a jump into the water with a surfboard... thats
a fricken mazing...
3.58.. another manages to hold an umbrella but fails to keep both eyes open.. good try though


11. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Pedestrians in Russia
Some need to be run over


12. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Zambia loves escalators, just "don't be gay."
balls...
hahaha
hahaha


13. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Anthem
#3 I think he's referring to the boy in the background .. I hope


14. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video The Accidental Sea
#3 *sigh* it just doesnt stop does it...


15. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video A short tribute to the great Leonard Nimoy
LLAP
RIP
RIP


16. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Storytelling Of Science
He's a superstar...


17. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present
That was great..
And to the Trolls #(removed comment) #(removed comment) #4 , try looking on the good sides of things, it might actually make you a nicer person
And to the Trolls #(removed comment) #(removed comment) #4 , try looking on the good sides of things, it might actually make you a nicer person


18. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video This Thai amateur homemade rocket
Awesome..
#(removed comment) go outside cynic
#(removed comment) go outside cynic


19. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video World's Master Carver
What.. who. how.. HUH?!?! what the ...


20. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Cinema Space Tribute
Stunning!
Brings back the magic...
Brings back the magic...


21. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Wanderers - a short film by Erik Wernquist
Beautiful..
Carl Sagan inspired a lot of people... to him.. Thank you..
Carl Sagan inspired a lot of people... to him.. Thank you..


22. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Strange and Amazing Cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart
Hahahah.. loved it


23. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Kid tries to make sparkling wine with a carbonating machine
Don't fill it above the line, because wine will stain your clothes...
and your ceiling,and your walls, and your cupboards, and your books, and your curtains, and your plants... and your face
and your ceiling,and your walls, and your cupboards, and your books, and your curtains, and your plants... and your face


24. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Nothing but sportsmanship shown from two Australian V8 Supercar drivers
Craig Lowndes got rear ended by Warren Luff because " he planted his foot on the brake and nothing happened".
Lowndes helped Luff out of the car. Beats me why the commentator said the car landed on the drivers side, cos it landed on the passenger side.
Lowndes helped Luff out of the car. Beats me why the commentator said the car landed on the drivers side, cos it landed on the passenger side.


25. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Drag Racer Gets Thrown Through His Windshield...
There should be a bit of a look into the safety at the track I think.
1. he wasnt strapped in.
2. he just took his helmet off after he stepped out of the car = no helmet strap.
thats just asking for it
1. he wasnt strapped in.
2. he just took his helmet off after he stepped out of the car = no helmet strap.
thats just asking for it


26. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Riding a spaceship back to planet earth.
I love that feeling. just before the touchdown


27. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Man wakes from coma speaking Mandarin
#1 dont you know only white people can be racist.. oh.. did I say that..


28. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video 103mph RC Car
hey, dont go to far to the lef.......ouch... lol


29. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Iceberg collapse in Bay of Exploits, Newfoundland, Canada
I think if he threw the whiner out he would have made better time back the dock for some beer


30. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Why the moon landings could never have been faked
Awesome!1
Sharing on FB
Sharing on FB


31. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Lemon ninja
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
chop.. throw... awww... shit
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
chop.. throw... awww... shit


32. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video The Freshest Drum Cover
I too have also become joyed over


33. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Amazing Guitar Player
And except for 2 donations and a cup of coffee, not a fuck was given..
What the fuck....??
What the fuck....??


34. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Perfect Texture
umm.. she's not okay...


35. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Rescuing a Pit Bull who just wanted to be loved
#6 Eldad Hagar has saved so many abandoned stray and injured dogs... how many have you got off your butt and saved.. He didnt put this animal in the position its now in, it offends me that all you see is the bad side of what hes doing. If your critical of how he does things, go do it yourself, or make a donation to help him buy 'a more suitable food'. Put up or shut up


36. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video SebToots street edit 2014
nice footage and boarding.
SHIT MUSIC
SHIT MUSIC


37. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Slip and slide in Australia
#1 Title says Slip n Slide in Australia, that's what you got.
#2 The colour is from the naturally occurring tannins in the water, like the colour that comes out of tea... harmless
and its bigger than any other home made slip n slide I've ever seen
#2 The colour is from the naturally occurring tannins in the water, like the colour that comes out of tea... harmless
and its bigger than any other home made slip n slide I've ever seen


38. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Airband
Love this clip. One of my favourites


39. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Canal surfing in Munich
Love the first guys very casual use of switchfoot


40. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Australia in a nutshell
So typically Austalian..


41. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Tim Cameron and his beast
Very nice machine...
But, when the flora and fauna see the good ole boys coming.. I bet they all think " AWWW FUCK "
But, when the flora and fauna see the good ole boys coming.. I bet they all think " AWWW FUCK "


42. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Romanian drummer Cornel Hrisca
Oh my god. I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but WOW, people are AMAZING!!
Fully able, I don't possess the talent in his shadow.
He actually looks a little bored in his break from drumming ..
Dammit, well done !
Fully able, I don't possess the talent in his shadow.
He actually looks a little bored in his break from drumming ..
Dammit, well done !


43. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Banker saves a dozen ducklings
Hmm. Just goes to show not all bankers are evil.
Nice job.
Nice job.


44. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Eating a 45 year old US military candy ration
#4 Dave, I'd suggest keeping it for a Zombie Apocalypse. Open it, rub it on yourself, and I'm sure the Zombies will move right along... job done!


45. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Classical Drumming
A suggestion..
Metallica's new cover?
Metallica's new cover?


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46. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Freeline Skates
#2 Agreed
#3 WTF does your comment actually mean?
#3 WTF does your comment actually mean?


47. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Great Hacky Sack Routine
Nice. But I have to say, they should use a brightly coloured hacky sack, I lost it quite a few times.
And #(removed comment), they say if you cant say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all. So maybe your desk jockey comments could be best kept to yourself
And #(removed comment), they say if you cant say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all. So maybe your desk jockey comments could be best kept to yourself


48. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Proton-M Rocket Failure
wow. That's an expensive way to display awesome


49. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Russian Biker 1, Traffic Jam 0
Common sense level of a vegetable... Hmmm, oh well, its fitting then isn't it..


50. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video AC/DC on Bagpipes
#6 Absolutely correct. And in this clip, hes in the Fremantle Mall in Western Australia


51. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Supercell Caught on Film near Booker, Texas
Amazing.
I love the way all the wind blows across the ground raising the dust.
And I'm we don't have them where I live, that's close enough for me thanks
I love the way all the wind blows across the ground raising the dust.
And I'm we don't have them where I live, that's close enough for me thanks


52. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Chilling 911 Call of a young man with amputated leg asking for help
wow.. that ones really got to me...


53. stretchpadawan commented 10 years ago on video Absolutely monstrous waves rocking ship
Bags not being the one to go out and change the wiper blade..


54. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video How to make way for a firetruck
In Australia, the drivers in front either
A) panic and stop in the middle of the road
B) dont even know its there because they dont use mirrors and have a fully cranked stereo
or
C) refuse to give way to another vehicle no matter what it is
We must have the worlds worst drivers...I'm so envious of coutries where people actually know how to drive. Over here they regard a license as a right, not a privelige
A) panic and stop in the middle of the road
B) dont even know its there because they dont use mirrors and have a fully cranked stereo
or
C) refuse to give way to another vehicle no matter what it is
We must have the worlds worst drivers...I'm so envious of coutries where people actually know how to drive. Over here they regard a license as a right, not a privelige


55. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Underwater Bubble Room
#2 with me... about 10-15 seconds


56. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Epic Kick
Oh wow.. I was not expecting that.
I was expecting one strong kick to plow through the four gloves..
I was expecting one strong kick to plow through the four gloves..


57. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Amazing Tape Art by Max Zorn
#(removed comment) W.T.F.???


58. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile on Irish public transport
strangely enough... VVS seems to suit this clip down to the ground... er... table


59. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Shirley and Jenny: Two Elephants Reunited After More Than 20 Years
Damn onions again...


60. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Dry Ice ERUPTIONS! How to Create Experimental Explosions! - Joe Genius
just repeating what other people say is stupid


61. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Blind kitten plays with its toy for the first time.
I'm glad oskar and claus are best friends...
Most people couldn't or wouldn't put the time and effort into a blind kitten.
I'm so happy you did.
I hope they both live a long and happy life
thumbs up for all the above comments..
Most people couldn't or wouldn't put the time and effort into a blind kitten.
I'm so happy you did.
I hope they both live a long and happy life
thumbs up for all the above comments..


62. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Chaotically hypnotizing Sufi dance Zikr in Chechnya
Geez. If one went ass up when they were running thered be a massive pile up. Thongs beards and sandals everywhere.. think of the carnage


63. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Cool Teacher
Wow..
An everyday hero by the very definition of the word.
An everyday hero by the very definition of the word.


64. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Chinese bus driver dodges death from a pole smashing through the windscreen
wow. reflexes of a ninja


65. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Top fuel vs plastic cup
#3 no, i think the sport your looking for is american football.
Offensive team, defensive team, kicking team, stops between every change and play... pfft
#13 I work in a refinery about 3 kilometers from the strip, and yes, its VERY loud
Offensive team, defensive team, kicking team, stops between every change and play... pfft
#13 I work in a refinery about 3 kilometers from the strip, and yes, its VERY loud


66. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video How to protect your car from hail
Are you sure hes not some kind of exotic sea crature , sucked up into the clouds then dumped on the roof of the car. He looks beached to me..


67. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Sneaky sneak attack
Boooo! thump...


68. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever
Show me the guy offscreen madly sculling cans of coke...
Anyway...sooner or later we'll hear him let off an almight belch. It'll rival Krakatoa
Anyway...sooner or later we'll hear him let off an almight belch. It'll rival Krakatoa


69. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Incredible overtake at bathurst Lotus trophy
10/10 for skills
Awesome... but I wished they left the video running until he finished going down Conrod straight..
Awesome... but I wished they left the video running until he finished going down Conrod straight..


70. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video So this old man walks by a snake.....
If the snake bit him and he died, it'd be called Darwins theory in action...if he wasnt so old already...


71. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video RC plane sent to edge of space
#5 I expect that would be the fusheye lense effect from the camera


72. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Cuteness Overloaded - The Ultimate Compilation
Thanks for this vid. Its just what I needed...


73. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Chimps Held in Captivity for 30 Years Play in the Sun for the First Time
It makes me sad that poeple can keep these animals indoors for 30 YEARS... whatever the reason.
No.. it actually makes me angry...
#3 and yes, I had tears too
No.. it actually makes me angry...
#3 and yes, I had tears too


74. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Dog rescue. Russian style...
Damn, Russia looks like a miserable place. Frozen in winter, stinking hot in summer


75. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Solar flare loop
Whats the time scale on this vid...Is that in real time, or in FF ?? Anyone know??


76. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Russian reaction to meteor
He really needs peril sensitive sunnies


77. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video MY MIND BLEW UP.
Ahh, The Curiousity Show. Brings back many memories from my childhood...


78. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video 60,000 bottle caps later...One awesome wall.
#9 ROFL whahahahahahhaha


79. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Pretty cool project
What does it do when one of them rage quits, then flips the board...


80. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Just defying gravity, that's all
#17 Thats a 'seat' that the paragliders sit in when they want to take the pressure off their legs when they're airborne for extended periods of time. Believe me, the pressure from those straps can get NASTY.


81. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video GIF with sound
ROFL.
They call me Cuba Pete, I'm the king of the rhumbabeat...
I told you!
What did I tell you?
Didnt I tell you??
Coz I told ya?
mm hmmmmm.
An when did I tell you?
A long time ago...
An what did I say would hapen when I told you??
Exac'ly what yus happen'd....
Oh boy I just wet myself
They call me Cuba Pete, I'm the king of the rhumbabeat...
I told you!
What did I tell you?
Didnt I tell you??
Coz I told ya?
mm hmmmmm.
An when did I tell you?
A long time ago...
An what did I say would hapen when I told you??
Exac'ly what yus happen'd....
Oh boy I just wet myself


82. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Redefining what it means to stand behind your product
wow. enough said


83. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Cat asking for food
Dogs = That person feeds me, shelters me, and cares for me.. he must be a god...
Cats = That person feeds me, chelters me, and cares for me.. I must be a god...
Cats = That person feeds me, chelters me, and cares for me.. I must be a god...


84. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Close call
Yep. as above.
And i bet the guy who got out of the turning car walked off camera and had a good old 'discussion' with the other driver...
And i bet the guy who got out of the turning car walked off camera and had a good old 'discussion' with the other driver...


85. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Amazingly Close Whale Encounter in a Kayak
Great vid. But heres a tip
MUTE
MUTE


86. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Wingsuit Formation Proximity Flying
Can anyone tell me if its possible to gain altitude (small amounts of course) in a wingsuit.. speed permitting obviously???


87. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Astronaut falling down on the Moon
#5 conspiracy theorists will find fault with anything that doesnt fit in with their view of things. They just cant bring themselves to believe in something that actually happened. They prefer to believe in something that somebody made up. Go figure


88. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video A large mantis eat two bees at one time
Praying Mantis Fugu..


89. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Beautiful Moments!
As amazing as the second half is, it pales into insignificance with the amazing beauty of nature.
It scared and saddens me that we're destroying the environment and forcing animals into extinction just to satisfy our wants.
Awesome video, thanks for posting
It scared and saddens me that we're destroying the environment and forcing animals into extinction just to satisfy our wants.
Awesome video, thanks for posting


90. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video What it feels like being drunk
#5 Definitely Shaun Micallef. Like you, never seen it before


91. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Exploding engine blows fire rings
Engiatus Defectum!!!!


92. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Harbin ice and snow world
#3 Maybe they dont trust their own products????
thumbs up to you for the comment lol
thumbs up to you for the comment lol


93. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Mr road rage found
Our laws in Australia are so pathetic, he'll probably just get his license suspended and pay a fine.
He'll plead temporary insanity, say he had a hard upbringing, blame it on the drugs he took or something else.
It's only if it happens to a politicians or a judges' family that the law is really applied properly.
It's the judges letting everyone down in most cases, even the cops.
Must be extremely frustrating for the cops apprehending pieces of shit like this, and the judges slap them on the wrist..
He'll plead temporary insanity, say he had a hard upbringing, blame it on the drugs he took or something else.
It's only if it happens to a politicians or a judges' family that the law is really applied properly.
It's the judges letting everyone down in most cases, even the cops.
Must be extremely frustrating for the cops apprehending pieces of shit like this, and the judges slap them on the wrist..


94. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video It's Cold Outside
#2 Actually, where I am, it's 41 C ( or 107 F if you like )


95. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video PIZZA!
#9 i was going to say, i wish i could ski that well at his age.........pfft


96. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Jeremy feels the G-force
He actually didnt look any different. I dont know what that says about Jeremy clarkson, but there you go....


97. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video People are Awesome 2012
Dammit.. People really are AWESOME


98. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Yesterday, at the crosswalk ...
Day 23. They may be onto me...


99. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Terrified driver chased by road rage ''lunatic"
I'm getting myself a dash cam for christmas
Pices of crap like this guy should be taken out the back of the police station and beaten to death, its the best he deserves
Pices of crap like this guy should be taken out the back of the police station and beaten to death, its the best he deserves


100. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Surprising
Yep, i got the gaggs as well.
So, later on, does he "pass" the balloon?
So, later on, does he "pass" the balloon?


101. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Boat prank goes wrong
I get the feeling that wasnt filmed down here in Australia.
In which case, the only thing that went wrong was when the idiot who fell in the water didnt get chopped up by the propellor...
In which case, the only thing that went wrong was when the idiot who fell in the water didnt get chopped up by the propellor...


102. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Understanding Barman - Fry & Laurie
Good juicy tongue in the back passage LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL


103. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video 8 Year Old Girl (American) Football Player
shes female, she can run and think and at the same time (multitasking)


104. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video traktor racing volvo terror
seems like 'ow' in another language is still 'ow'


105. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Michio Kaku: How to travel to other stars, so unimaginably far away.
Ahhh. It all comes back to the imagination of Arthur C Clarke


106. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Urban Ninja
yep. funny until the mace kicks in. then its hilarious


107. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Star Wars FLASHMOB
this music takes me backl to my childhood.. sooooooo good
'John Williams, your the man' ( google that title )
'John Williams, your the man' ( google that title )


108. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Playground in Africa
Sorry to dip back in for a second comment, but I think we should install these in all our plagrounds, it would weed out the stupid people.. darwins theory in action


109. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Playground in Africa
meanwhile in australia.... one local council has just said we need permits to play with frisbees... FFS!!!!!!!!


110. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Top Secret Drum Corps 2012
wow.practice and more practice still wouldnt get me there


111. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video She wanted to see how her husband works
if he drives faster than the speed of sound he wont have to hear her whine


112. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video The most stupid thief
my favourite bit was when they let him hit the ground....


113. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Show-off Failed
Look mummy, a flying soggy rich bitch


114. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Land/water vehicle
Mans Ingenuity.... Now make them and use them for all else but amphibious invasions


115. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video The wittiest X-factor audition ever
Yay... Happy


116. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Don't give up!
#2 Really. thats all yuo've got to add. Get over yourself
Awesome Video. thank you Poster
Awesome Video. thank you Poster


117. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Velociraptor in Melbourne
Yeah. How do we build one of these... ANYONE???????????????????
Seriously. I'm a cosplay builder, and I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously. I'm a cosplay builder, and I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!


118. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video The Human Jukebox
So very saxxy


119. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Vietnamese Batpod
#1 you ever been to vietnam??
the only thing missing is the rest of his family
the only thing missing is the rest of his family


120. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video How to operate the KURATAS
And a convoy guard is.... no she didnt really mean...?!? did she???


121. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video There is a city
*standing up, Pausing*
and
Thinking of all those who perished
and
Thinking of all those who perished


122. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Old Fashion is Cool
now I just wanna go out in the street and STRUT
lets go people
lets go people


123. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Path of Hate
Wow. Thats an amazing piece of artwork..


124. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Shocking Footage of a hit and run driver - chased and caught
Can you publish where this bitch lives. i'd buy a ticket to the U.K. just to punch her in the face


125. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Luckiest dude in Russia
Calling Dr Brown.....


126. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Parking free
At least they got the rego so they could chase her up for the cost of parking and the damage to the boom gate.
STUPID STUPID BITCH
STUPID STUPID BITCH


127. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video This Iraqi Guy Loves His Job
hes gonna squeeze to hard an one of those butts gonna go off an hes gonna lose a hand


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128. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics


129. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video Kitten Rescue From Flood Water
Very Cool.
You brought a tear to my eye
Good on you.
My wife wants to give you a BIG HUG
You brought a tear to my eye
Good on you.
My wife wants to give you a BIG HUG


130. stretchpadawan commented 11 years ago on video And A WTF To You Sir
You're all wrong. He's an expert at simulating the body's motion when stepping on a landmine


131. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Chick Flies off Rope Swing Into Woods
OW... my rectum is bruised.. oh , no that was already bruised


132. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Sleeping humpback whales
#(removed comment) if writing boost intelligence, how do you explain yourself?


133. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video $5,000 go kart stroll
it took him 9 minutes and 20 seconds to find a maccas


134. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video So What's Coke In Korean?
i failed.
And its free for you by the way
And its free for you by the way


135. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Gamarjobat - Japanese comedians
HAH its the Japanese Umbilical Brothers


136. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Downhill Babes Maryhill Freeride 2012
I guess the back tatt ia to hide the gravel rash


137. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Truck Explosion at McDonald's
Ill have a MCsplosion please


138. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video How Not To Change Lanes
A fail AND a win


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139. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Stunning Fighter Pilot Training Footage
#2 I think its the CGI that looks almost real


140. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Old Man Hearing Music From His Era
Damn you SNOTR you made me cry in front of my wife 



141. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Angry Woman vs Bike
Legal in Australia..
Doesn't matter what the biker did first, if you ram a motorbike your going to cause serious injury to the person.She could have defused the situation by getting his rego number and driven off.
I would've head butted the crazy bitch then thrown her keys away.
Hope she got jailed.
Doesn't matter what the biker did first, if you ram a motorbike your going to cause serious injury to the person.She could have defused the situation by getting his rego number and driven off.
I would've head butted the crazy bitch then thrown her keys away.
Hope she got jailed.


142. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Nipwitz - Sarajevo
urban skiing.. fantastic
such a shame about human ability to hate each other
such a shame about human ability to hate each other


143. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Chinese build record breaking bridge
#10 and a couple hundred lives probably


144. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Catch me if you can!
sweet. not what I expected


145. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Grizzly charges
ill be needing my brown pants thanks


146. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Man vs. Canada Goose
i fought the goose.. and the goose won


147. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Walk Up Mountain; Get Buzzed By Glider
gotta love that wing flex


148. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Heroes Return
damn you snotr. why do you make me cry
And a standing salute to those that fought for the good of us all
And a standing salute to those that fought for the good of us all


149. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Enicycle
ultra portable too. try carting a segway up stairs


150. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Incredible Whale Encounter - Mother Gray Whale Lifts Her Calf Out of the Water
PUSH THE BITCH IN


151. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Funny Muay Thai
This should have Looney Tunes sound effects


152. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video For snooker friends only ...
Yeah #6... RESPECT


153. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Vytautas Mineral Water
Love it... much lolling going on..


154. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Archetype by Aaron Sims
YES YES YES ..... More please
This ticks every box
This ticks every box


155. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Shit Explosion
can almost smell it


156. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Another amazing bike downhill
They would be able to tell i was coming because I'd be screaming like a baby that lost their lolly


157. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Swiss satellite being sent to clean up the mess in outer space
#1 I bet ya Julian Assange will disagree with you.
And shame on the Australian Govt for not supporting ma citizen in trouble
And shame on the Australian Govt for not supporting ma citizen in trouble


158. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video street trial et dirt backflip vintage ladies bike
Mega front forks on the old girl..


159. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Explosive Bubbles
*get back in the kitchen*


160. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Awesome way to order your fast food at the drive-thru
AWESOME !!!!


161. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Tiger tank start up
thats what a tiger fart looks like..


162. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Bounce... Bounce... Bounce... SPLASH!
now lets do it again.... um...


163. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Tax Dollars At War
#6 Exactly. The U.S. economy has been built largely, not entirely, but largely on the military and all its industries that supply it. I guess the video shows that in $ terms


164. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Teahupo'o, Tahiti - Surfing on and under the monster waves
I'm amazed at the thickness of the lip at Teahupo'o.
IT's only matched by the size of the massive, massive balls those guys have
IT's only matched by the size of the massive, massive balls those guys have


165. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video ELEVATOR FARTS
oh my god my head hurts


166. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Pelicans and Flying Rays
Wow...
But i was still expecting ' Where's my sonic screwdriver? '
But i was still expecting ' Where's my sonic screwdriver? '


167. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Gioasteka Downhill Freeride
#4 you can see the discs in low shots from the rear wheel. controls probably in his hand i guess


168. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Head On Car Crash
#27 a lot of people are getting them for insurance purposes while they work ( couriers etc ) to protect themselves from dickheads on the roads who lie to the cops and insurance companies


169. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Help is on the way ...
#12 yep. in australia


170. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video The woman who got 69 red light cam tickets
In some Australian states they would jail the stupid bitch, then they would either:
crush her car and sell it for the metal ( the money would go to the cops to catch more tards like her )
or the emergency services would use it for jaws of life training.
Either way she needs a few punches to the head
crush her car and sell it for the metal ( the money would go to the cops to catch more tards like her )
or the emergency services would use it for jaws of life training.
Either way she needs a few punches to the head


171. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video The Candle Cannon
sneak up behind a jumper on a high building.. not nice but funny as hell


172. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Bio Concrete, Concrete That Repairs Itself
Theres a future billionaire right there


173. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Darth Vader: The Corporate Lapdog
Go Lord Vader.. you sellout


174. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)
now lets get three of them to do the Stooges. now thats progress


175. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Ever seen a motorcycle go under water?
There just really small jetskis


176. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Carving a pumpkin with fire
and five kids in the front row were treated for seed related injuries...LOL


177. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Skilled Pilot
#2 nice. but at 00:34 I'm sure I hear Yoda in the background. Did he have a hand..?


178. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Spherical Flying Machine Developed by Japan Ministry Of Defense
Maybe developed to go inside something dangerous,..like, ..a nuclear reactor?


179. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Eric's Giant Wooden Spinning Top
I was expecting a cobra next


180. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Parahawking in Nepal
oh, sorry. i thought the tune was ' and the hawk takes an eye with a claw'. My mistake


181. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter sends back picture of Apollo landing sites
Every sane person knows NASA staged the moon landings from a station on Mars. Man has never landed on the Moon.Right fellow conspiracy theorists.....


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182. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Coca-Cola Trumpet
Lets see him do that with the butt trumpet, that would be impressive.
But kudos to the man for innovation
But kudos to the man for innovation


183. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Chaos at the boxes
Expensive way to play bumper cars


184. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Cartoony Prank
Thats some Gold right there....


185. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Nearly glued to the ground
Funny with the people. But if someone did that to my dog, I'd punch his lights out


186. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Solution to the Global Food Crisis?
1. Making food from shit... as an idea.. hmm
2. It says 'Shit Burger' on the fridge and on the package
3. He's using a pointer he obviously bought from a Japanes fetish shop
4. Music from a Japanese elevator
5. After processing it still looks like shit
6. It's got soy in it.. so chances are it'll end up being GM enhanced shit burgers
Please tell me its a joke.....
anyone ?!?!?!
2. It says 'Shit Burger' on the fridge and on the package
3. He's using a pointer he obviously bought from a Japanes fetish shop
4. Music from a Japanese elevator
5. After processing it still looks like shit
6. It's got soy in it.. so chances are it'll end up being GM enhanced shit burgers
Please tell me its a joke.....
anyone ?!?!?!


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187. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Rolling out of a Jeep
A Jeep. A 4wd?? Yeah i spose it is , technically, as well as being a piece of U.S. CRAP


188. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video You better don't dance in america...
No probs. As soon as the U.S. defaults on its loans, those pigs we be on the street protesting about not getting paid, then we can ignore THEM


189. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video The Dudesons
that last one is just fucked up.


190. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Festo - SmartBird
#14 yeah. it drops big steel nuts an bolts on your picnic


191. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Olympic Fail
He said in an interview before the race that was going to be his strategy. Only two of them had to fall an he was on the podium, but they all fell so...


192. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Gas station fireball
Its in Perth Western Australia


193. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Avalanche Cliff Jump with Matthias Giraud
Well this vids in the right category


194. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video How To Peel A Pineapple
mmmm....yum


195. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video No more skinned knees!
Someones gonna make a packet


196. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Pile of Pennies Melted by Giant Fresnel Lens
Hey. its not quite in shot... PETE.. move it to the left
AAAARRRGGGHHHHHh...............
AAAARRRGGGHHHHHh...............


197. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video The real burnout
Why didnt we introduce this when we held the sydney olympics?


198. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Traffic in Russia
are some of them undercover cops busting the dudes in the big black suv?


199. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Traffic in Russia
are some of them undercover cops busting the dudes in the big black suv?


200. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Weird moves ...
I love the way he claims it at the end


201. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video Double Life
Oh theres a POUNDIN A'COMIN...


202. stretchpadawan commented 12 years ago on video roll cloud
Wheres the rest ?!? I wanted to see it go over


203. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Just another day at the office
Boy I hope that was a ground floor office 



204. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Guy falls from top of mountain
This video brought to you by, The Red Cross


205. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Do penguins fly?
I was waiting for the aerial bombardment of frozen penguin crap in the final scene


206. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Rally Crash Compilation 2011
That last one is a WIN for the pedestrian


207. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Modular Marble Machines
theres some serious trial and error there...
full points
full points


208. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Messing up with a 'bully'
If you knew the whole story, you'd know the kid had been putting up with that shit for a couplke of years. The bullies father then tried to pretend his kid was the victim. If the kid broke his leg, then it's a small price to pay for a big life lesson


209. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Spectacular Landing Gear Solution
It's a hyper tanned Borat


210. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video The Never Ending Line Of Los Angeles County Sheriff's Cars
Im thinking Blues Brothers 'Interstate Freeway' scene


211. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video On the Pipe 6 - Andre Villa
him and charlie sheen, livin the dream....
Do it for us boys
Do it for us boys


212. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Futuristic Japanese Cars
This vid should be titled " some more cars that will never be made and that are completely useless"


213. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Tape measure master
Hes developed those skills while working for you at $50 an hour . whos laughing now??


214. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Malaria caught on camera breaking and entering cell
Much grosser than i thought it would be...


215. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video LED fan
I. WANT. THIS.


216. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel
It sounds like some cowboys should ride on in..


217. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Insane crane accident New Zealand
Thumbs up for the seat belt.
Natural overrriding human reaction would have to been to jump out = splat
Natural overrriding human reaction would have to been to jump out = splat


218. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Viral Chinese Commerical
Hahahah... gold


219. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video H-Bomb in Space
Holy Crap!!


220. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Woman Lives With Lions
What do they use for a scratching post, a tree?


221. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Snow Kayak Speed World Record
FIND SOMETHING USEFULL TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE


222. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Police Squad Credits
LOL Thanks for posting


223. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video The boxer
Trying to laugh quietly while trying to listen to the commentators hurts lots....


224. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Two drunks try to mount horse sculpture
Beaten by an inanimate object .....


225. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Train vs traffic jam
*MULTI* - *COMBO*
Hope no one got killed ?!?
Hope no one got killed ?!?


226. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Chimaera
3.27..............WOW


227. stretchpadawan commented 13 years ago on video Head Injury
Lord.. I can see the LIGHT!
+1 1. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Calling Out People who TEXT AND DRIVE