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+1 1. stretchpadawan commented 4 years ago on video Calling Out People who TEXT AND DRIVE

Australia. Its very illegal. They have police on motorbikes with helmet cams who lane split at intersections with stop lights. When they catch people, its very often hilarious at the excuses they make even after the cop says they have them on video, texting, checking Fb or browsing the web.
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0 2. stretchpadawan commented 4 years ago on video Near death airplane collision with skydiver in free fall

I know the first person i would be visiting
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0 3. stretchpadawan commented 4 years ago on video Icheon Ceramics

Theres no words to adequately describe this.. and the skills involved
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0 4. stretchpadawan commented 4 years ago on video A Military Surveillance Blimp Came Loose In Maryland And Floated Into Northern Pennsylvania

#2 How else would you forcibly bring it down. Make a suggestion
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+4 5. stretchpadawan commented 4 years ago on video Stop taking pictures of me!!!!

#4 maybe she's Ronnie Fuckin Pickering !!!! lol

Seriously though, I think any way that this was handled she was going to be irate and in his face. Arrogant bullies who cant bully anymore get defensive when its pointed out how much of an arrogant bully they actually are
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+7 7. stretchpadawan commented 4 years ago on video 5 Conspiracy Theories About Space!

oh geez :S
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+10 8. stretchpadawan commented 4 years ago on video 'Terry' Saves a Child

Life savers at Bondi.. you cop your fair share of flak from people, but from me...well done boys..
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-2 9. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle

Loved it.. hilarious

#1 All of us old school SW fans arent all precious.. but I get your point entirely
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+3 10. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video People are awesome

Good compilation mostly but...
3.12 a girl can actually manage a jump into the water with a surfboard... thats
a fricken mazing...
3.58.. another manages to hold an umbrella but fails to keep both eyes open.. good try though
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+3 11. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Pedestrians in Russia

Some need to be run over
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+4 12. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Zambia loves escalators, just "don't be gay."

balls...

hahaha
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+14 13. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Anthem

#3 I think he's referring to the boy in the background .. I hope
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-1 14. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video The Accidental Sea

#3 *sigh* it just doesnt stop does it...
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0 15. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video A short tribute to the great Leonard Nimoy

LLAP

RIP
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+4 16. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Storytelling Of Science

He's a superstar...
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+5 17. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Son pays off his parents' mortgage as a Christmas present

That was great..

And to the Trolls #(removed comment) #(removed comment) #4 , try looking on the good sides of things, it might actually make you a nicer person
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+3 18. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video This Thai amateur homemade rocket

Awesome..

#(removed comment) go outside cynic
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+4 19. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video World's Master Carver

What.. who. how.. HUH?!?! what the ...
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+7 20. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Cinema Space Tribute

Stunning!

Brings back the magic...
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+7 21. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Wanderers - a short film by Erik Wernquist

Beautiful..

Carl Sagan inspired a lot of people... to him.. Thank you..
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+3 22. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Strange and Amazing Cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart

Hahahah.. loved it
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+15 23. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Kid tries to make sparkling wine with a carbonating machine

Don't fill it above the line, because wine will stain your clothes...

and your ceiling,and your walls, and your cupboards, and your books, and your curtains, and your plants... and your face
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-2 24. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Nothing but sportsmanship shown from two Australian V8 Supercar drivers

Craig Lowndes got rear ended by Warren Luff because " he planted his foot on the brake and nothing happened".
Lowndes helped Luff out of the car. Beats me why the commentator said the car landed on the drivers side, cos it landed on the passenger side.
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+1 25. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Drag Racer Gets Thrown Through His Windshield...

There should be a bit of a look into the safety at the track I think.
1. he wasnt strapped in.
2. he just took his helmet off after he stepped out of the car = no helmet strap.

thats just asking for it
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0 26. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Riding a spaceship back to planet earth.

I love that feeling. just before the touchdown
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+2 27. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Man wakes from coma speaking Mandarin

#1 dont you know only white people can be racist.. oh.. did I say that..
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0 28. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video 103mph RC Car

hey, dont go to far to the lef.......ouch... lol
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+2 29. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Iceberg collapse in Bay of Exploits, Newfoundland, Canada

I think if he threw the whiner out he would have made better time back the dock for some beer
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+2 30. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Why the moon landings could never have been faked

Awesome!1

Sharing on FB
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+7 31. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Lemon ninja

throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
throw .. chop
chop.. throw... awww... shit
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+3 32. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video The Freshest Drum Cover

I too have also become joyed over
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+4 33. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Amazing Guitar Player

And except for 2 donations and a cup of coffee, not a fuck was given..

What the fuck....??
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+10 34. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Perfect Texture

umm.. she's not okay...
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+3 35. stretchpadawan commented 5 years ago on video Rescuing a Pit Bull who just wanted to be loved

#6 Eldad Hagar has saved so many abandoned stray and injured dogs... how many have you got off your butt and saved.. He didnt put this animal in the position its now in, it offends me that all you see is the bad side of what hes doing. If your critical of how he does things, go do it yourself, or make a donation to help him buy 'a more suitable food'. Put up or shut up
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+5 36. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video SebToots street edit 2014

nice footage and boarding.

SHIT MUSIC
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+2 37. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Slip and slide in Australia

#1 Title says Slip n Slide in Australia, that's what you got.
#2 The colour is from the naturally occurring tannins in the water, like the colour that comes out of tea... harmless

and its bigger than any other home made slip n slide I've ever seen
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0 38. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Airband

Love this clip. One of my favourites
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+2 39. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Canal surfing in Munich

Love the first guys very casual use of switchfoot
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+1 40. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Australia in a nutshell

So typically Austalian..
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+1 41. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Tim Cameron and his beast

Very nice machine...

But, when the flora and fauna see the good ole boys coming.. I bet they all think " AWWW FUCK "
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+7 42. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Romanian drummer Cornel Hrisca

Oh my god. I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but WOW, people are AMAZING!!

Fully able, I don't possess the talent in his shadow.

He actually looks a little bored in his break from drumming ..

Dammit, well done !
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+23 43. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Banker saves a dozen ducklings

Hmm. Just goes to show not all bankers are evil.

Nice job.
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+7 44. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Eating a 45 year old US military candy ration

#4 Dave, I'd suggest keeping it for a Zombie Apocalypse. Open it, rub it on yourself, and I'm sure the Zombies will move right along... job done!
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0 45. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Classical Drumming

A suggestion..

Metallica's new cover?
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-5 46. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Freeline Skates

#2 Agreed

#3 WTF does your comment actually mean?
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+20 47. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Great Hacky Sack Routine

Nice. But I have to say, they should use a brightly coloured hacky sack, I lost it quite a few times.

And #(removed comment), they say if you cant say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all. So maybe your desk jockey comments could be best kept to yourself
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0 48. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Proton-M Rocket Failure

wow. That's an expensive way to display awesome
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-2 49. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Russian Biker 1, Traffic Jam 0

Common sense level of a vegetable... Hmmm, oh well, its fitting then isn't it..
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+2 50. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video AC/DC on Bagpipes

#6 Absolutely correct. And in this clip, hes in the Fremantle Mall in Western Australia
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+3 51. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Supercell Caught on Film near Booker, Texas

Amazing.
I love the way all the wind blows across the ground raising the dust.

And I'm we don't have them where I live, that's close enough for me thanks
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+1 52. stretchpadawan commented 6 years ago on video Chilling 911 Call of a young man with amputated leg asking for help

wow.. that ones really got to me...
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0 53. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Absolutely monstrous waves rocking ship

Bags not being the one to go out and change the wiper blade..
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+1 54. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video How to make way for a firetruck

In Australia, the drivers in front either

A) panic and stop in the middle of the road

B) dont even know its there because they dont use mirrors and have a fully cranked stereo

or

C) refuse to give way to another vehicle no matter what it is

We must have the worlds worst drivers...I'm so envious of coutries where people actually know how to drive. Over here they regard a license as a right, not a privelige
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+10 55. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Underwater Bubble Room

#2 with me... about 10-15 seconds
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+22 56. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Epic Kick

Oh wow.. I was not expecting that.
I was expecting one strong kick to plow through the four gloves..
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-2 57. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Amazing Tape Art by Max Zorn

#(removed comment) W.T.F.???
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+2 58. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Meanwhile on Irish public transport

strangely enough... VVS seems to suit this clip down to the ground... er... table
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0 59. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Shirley and Jenny: Two Elephants Reunited After More Than 20 Years

Damn onions again...
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+2 60. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Dry Ice ERUPTIONS! How to Create Experimental Explosions! - Joe Genius

just repeating what other people say is stupid
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+10 61. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Blind kitten plays with its toy for the first time.

I'm glad oskar and claus are best friends...
Most people couldn't or wouldn't put the time and effort into a blind kitten.
I'm so happy you did.
I hope they both live a long and happy life

thumbs up for all the above comments..
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+2 62. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Chaotically hypnotizing Sufi dance Zikr in Chechnya

Geez. If one went ass up when they were running thered be a massive pile up. Thongs beards and sandals everywhere.. think of the carnage
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+3 63. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Cool Teacher

Wow..

An everyday hero by the very definition of the word.
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-1 65. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Top fuel vs plastic cup

#3 no, i think the sport your looking for is american football.
Offensive team, defensive team, kicking team, stops between every change and play... pfft

#13 I work in a refinery about 3 kilometers from the strip, and yes, its VERY loud
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+42 66. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video How to protect your car from hail

Are you sure hes not some kind of exotic sea crature , sucked up into the clouds then dumped on the roof of the car. He looks beached to me..
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+3 67. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Sneaky sneak attack

Boooo! thump...
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+3 68. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video I Could Watch This Forever

Show me the guy offscreen madly sculling cans of coke...
Anyway...sooner or later we'll hear him let off an almight belch. It'll rival Krakatoa
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+6 69. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Incredible overtake at bathurst Lotus trophy

10/10 for skills

Awesome... but I wished they left the video running until he finished going down Conrod straight..
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0 70. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video So this old man walks by a snake.....

If the snake bit him and he died, it'd be called Darwins theory in action...if he wasnt so old already...
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+3 71. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video RC plane sent to edge of space

#5 I expect that would be the fusheye lense effect from the camera
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+1 72. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Cuteness Overloaded - The Ultimate Compilation

Thanks for this vid. Its just what I needed...
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+1 73. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Chimps Held in Captivity for 30 Years Play in the Sun for the First Time

It makes me sad that poeple can keep these animals indoors for 30 YEARS... whatever the reason.

No.. it actually makes me angry...

#3 and yes, I had tears too
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-3 74. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Dog rescue. Russian style...

Damn, Russia looks like a miserable place. Frozen in winter, stinking hot in summer
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+7 75. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Solar flare loop

Whats the time scale on this vid...Is that in real time, or in FF ?? Anyone know??
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+1 76. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Russian reaction to meteor

He really needs peril sensitive sunnies
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+2 77. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video MY MIND BLEW UP.

Ahh, The Curiousity Show. Brings back many memories from my childhood...
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0 78. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video 60,000 bottle caps later...One awesome wall.

#9 ROFL whahahahahahhaha
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+1 79. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Pretty cool project

What does it do when one of them rage quits, then flips the board...
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0 80. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Just defying gravity, that's all

#17 Thats a 'seat' that the paragliders sit in when they want to take the pressure off their legs when they're airborne for extended periods of time. Believe me, the pressure from those straps can get NASTY.
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+23 81. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video GIF with sound

ROFL.

They call me Cuba Pete, I'm the king of the rhumbabeat...

I told you!
What did I tell you?
Didnt I tell you??
Coz I told ya?
mm hmmmmm.
An when did I tell you?
A long time ago...
An what did I say would hapen when I told you??
Exac'ly what yus happen'd....

Oh boy I just wet myself
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+2 82. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Redefining what it means to stand behind your product

wow. enough said
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+12 83. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Cat asking for food

Dogs = That person feeds me, shelters me, and cares for me.. he must be a god...

Cats = That person feeds me, chelters me, and cares for me.. I must be a god...
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+6 84. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Close call

Yep. as above.

And i bet the guy who got out of the turning car walked off camera and had a good old 'discussion' with the other driver...
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0 85. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Amazingly Close Whale Encounter in a Kayak

Great vid. But heres a tip


MUTE
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0 86. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Wingsuit Formation Proximity Flying

Can anyone tell me if its possible to gain altitude (small amounts of course) in a wingsuit.. speed permitting obviously???
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+10 87. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Astronaut falling down on the Moon

#5 conspiracy theorists will find fault with anything that doesnt fit in with their view of things. They just cant bring themselves to believe in something that actually happened. They prefer to believe in something that somebody made up. Go figure
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+2 88. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video A large mantis eat two bees at one time

Praying Mantis Fugu..
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+14 89. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Beautiful Moments!

As amazing as the second half is, it pales into insignificance with the amazing beauty of nature.
It scared and saddens me that we're destroying the environment and forcing animals into extinction just to satisfy our wants.

Awesome video, thanks for posting
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+5 90. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video What it feels like being drunk

#5 Definitely Shaun Micallef. Like you, never seen it before
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+10 91. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Exploding engine blows fire rings

Engiatus Defectum!!!!
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+3 92. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Harbin ice and snow world

#3 Maybe they dont trust their own products????

thumbs up to you for the comment lol
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+6 93. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Mr road rage found

Our laws in Australia are so pathetic, he'll probably just get his license suspended and pay a fine.
He'll plead temporary insanity, say he had a hard upbringing, blame it on the drugs he took or something else.
It's only if it happens to a politicians or a judges' family that the law is really applied properly.
It's the judges letting everyone down in most cases, even the cops.
Must be extremely frustrating for the cops apprehending pieces of shit like this, and the judges slap them on the wrist..
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+1 94. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video It's Cold Outside

#2 Actually, where I am, it's 41 C ( or 107 F if you like )
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+1 95. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video PIZZA!

#9 i was going to say, i wish i could ski that well at his age.........pfft
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+6 96. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Jeremy feels the G-force

He actually didnt look any different. I dont know what that says about Jeremy clarkson, but there you go....
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+4 97. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video People are Awesome 2012

Dammit.. People really are AWESOME
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0 98. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Yesterday, at the crosswalk ...

Day 23. They may be onto me...
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+7 99. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Terrified driver chased by road rage ''lunatic"

I'm getting myself a dash cam for christmas

Pices of crap like this guy should be taken out the back of the police station and beaten to death, its the best he deserves
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+2 100. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Surprising

Yep, i got the gaggs as well.

So, later on, does he "pass" the balloon?
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0 101. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Boat prank goes wrong

I get the feeling that wasnt filmed down here in Australia.
In which case, the only thing that went wrong was when the idiot who fell in the water didnt get chopped up by the propellor...
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+7 102. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Understanding Barman - Fry & Laurie

Good juicy tongue in the back passage LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL
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+6 103. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video 8 Year Old Girl (American) Football Player

shes female, she can run and think and at the same time (multitasking)
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+3 104. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video traktor racing volvo terror

seems like 'ow' in another language is still 'ow'
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+7 105. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Michio Kaku: How to travel to other stars, so unimaginably far away.

Ahhh. It all comes back to the imagination of Arthur C Clarke
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0 106. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Urban Ninja

yep. funny until the mace kicks in. then its hilarious
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+1 107. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Star Wars FLASHMOB

this music takes me backl to my childhood.. sooooooo good

'John Williams, your the man' ( google that title )
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+2 108. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Playground in Africa

Sorry to dip back in for a second comment, but I think we should install these in all our plagrounds, it would weed out the stupid people.. darwins theory in action
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+26 109. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Playground in Africa

meanwhile in australia.... one local council has just said we need permits to play with frisbees... FFS!!!!!!!!
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0 110. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Top Secret Drum Corps 2012

wow.practice and more practice still wouldnt get me there
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+9 111. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video She wanted to see how her husband works

if he drives faster than the speed of sound he wont have to hear her whine
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+60 112. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video The most stupid thief

my favourite bit was when they let him hit the ground....
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+2 113. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Show-off Failed

Look mummy, a flying soggy rich bitch
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+32 114. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Land/water vehicle

Mans Ingenuity.... Now make them and use them for all else but amphibious invasions
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+1 115. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video The wittiest X-factor audition ever

Yay... Happy
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+1 116. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Don't give up!

#2 Really. thats all yuo've got to add. Get over yourself

Awesome Video. thank you Poster
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+1 117. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Velociraptor in Melbourne

Yeah. How do we build one of these... ANYONE???????????????????

Seriously. I'm a cosplay builder, and I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!
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+2 118. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video The Human Jukebox

So very saxxy
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+8 119. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Vietnamese Batpod

#1 you ever been to vietnam??

the only thing missing is the rest of his family
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+2 120. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video How to operate the KURATAS

And a convoy guard is.... no she didnt really mean...?!? did she???
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+12 121. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video There is a city

*standing up, Pausing*

and

Thinking of all those who perished
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+2 122. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Old Fashion is Cool

now I just wanna go out in the street and STRUT

lets go people
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+8 123. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Path of Hate

Wow. Thats an amazing piece of artwork..
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+1 124. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Shocking Footage of a hit and run driver - chased and caught

Can you publish where this bitch lives. i'd buy a ticket to the U.K. just to punch her in the face
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+1 125. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Luckiest dude in Russia

Calling Dr Brown.....
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+2 126. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video Parking free

At least they got the rego so they could chase her up for the cost of parking and the damage to the boom gate.
STUPID STUPID BITCH
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+1 127. stretchpadawan commented 7 years ago on video This Iraqi Guy Loves His Job

hes gonna squeeze to hard an one of those butts gonna go off an hes gonna lose a hand
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+42 129. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Kitten Rescue From Flood Water

Very Cool.

You brought a tear to my eye

Good on you.

My wife wants to give you a BIG HUG
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+8 130. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video And A WTF To You Sir

You're all wrong. He's an expert at simulating the body's motion when stepping on a landmine
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+5 131. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Chick Flies off Rope Swing Into Woods

OW... my rectum is bruised.. oh , no that was already bruised
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+3 132. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Sleeping humpback whales

#(removed comment) if writing boost intelligence, how do you explain yourself?
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+2 133. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video $5,000 go kart stroll

it took him 9 minutes and 20 seconds to find a maccas
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+1 134. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video So What's Coke In Korean?

i failed.
And its free for you by the way
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-2 135. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Gamarjobat - Japanese comedians

HAH its the Japanese Umbilical Brothers
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+3 136. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Downhill Babes Maryhill Freeride 2012

I guess the back tatt ia to hide the gravel rash
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+44 137. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Truck Explosion at McDonald's

Ill have a MCsplosion please
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+5 138. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video How Not To Change Lanes

A fail AND a win
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-6 139. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Stunning Fighter Pilot Training Footage

#2 I think its the CGI that looks almost real
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+2 140. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Old Man Hearing Music From His Era

Damn you SNOTR you made me cry in front of my wife :'(
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+5 141. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Angry Woman vs Bike

Legal in Australia..
Doesn't matter what the biker did first, if you ram a motorbike your going to cause serious injury to the person.She could have defused the situation by getting his rego number and driven off.
I would've head butted the crazy bitch then thrown her keys away.
Hope she got jailed.
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+17 142. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Nipwitz - Sarajevo

urban skiing.. fantastic
such a shame about human ability to hate each other
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+3 143. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Chinese build record breaking bridge

#10 and a couple hundred lives probably
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+11 144. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Catch me if you can!

sweet. not what I expected
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0 145. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Grizzly charges

ill be needing my brown pants thanks
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+7 146. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Man vs. Canada Goose

i fought the goose.. and the goose won
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+1 147. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Walk Up Mountain; Get Buzzed By Glider

gotta love that wing flex
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+2 148. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Heroes Return

damn you snotr. why do you make me cry
And a standing salute to those that fought for the good of us all
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-1 149. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Enicycle

ultra portable too. try carting a segway up stairs
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+4 151. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Funny Muay Thai

This should have Looney Tunes sound effects
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+1 152. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video For snooker friends only ...

Yeah #6... RESPECT
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+1 153. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Vytautas Mineral Water

Love it... much lolling going on..
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0 154. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Archetype by Aaron Sims

YES YES YES ..... More please

This ticks every box
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+4 155. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Shit Explosion

can almost smell it
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-1 156. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Another amazing bike downhill

They would be able to tell i was coming because I'd be screaming like a baby that lost their lolly
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-2 157. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Swiss satellite being sent to clean up the mess in outer space

#1 I bet ya Julian Assange will disagree with you.

And shame on the Australian Govt for not supporting ma citizen in trouble
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0 158. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video street trial et dirt backflip vintage ladies bike

Mega front forks on the old girl..
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+8 159. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Explosive Bubbles

*get back in the kitchen*
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+39 160. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Awesome way to order your fast food at the drive-thru

AWESOME !!!!
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+1 161. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Tiger tank start up

thats what a tiger fart looks like..
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+1 162. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Bounce... Bounce... Bounce... SPLASH!

now lets do it again.... um...
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+11 163. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Tax Dollars At War

#6 Exactly. The U.S. economy has been built largely, not entirely, but largely on the military and all its industries that supply it. I guess the video shows that in $ terms
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+2 164. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Teahupo'o, Tahiti - Surfing on and under the monster waves

I'm amazed at the thickness of the lip at Teahupo'o.
IT's only matched by the size of the massive, massive balls those guys have
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-1 165. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video ELEVATOR FARTS

oh my god my head hurts
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0 166. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Pelicans and Flying Rays

Wow...

But i was still expecting ' Where's my sonic screwdriver? '
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+2 167. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Gioasteka Downhill Freeride

#4 you can see the discs in low shots from the rear wheel. controls probably in his hand i guess
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+1 168. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Head On Car Crash

#27 a lot of people are getting them for insurance purposes while they work ( couriers etc ) to protect themselves from dickheads on the roads who lie to the cops and insurance companies
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+1 169. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Help is on the way ...

#12 yep. in australia
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+2 170. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video The woman who got 69 red light cam tickets

In some Australian states they would jail the stupid bitch, then they would either:

crush her car and sell it for the metal ( the money would go to the cops to catch more tards like her )

or the emergency services would use it for jaws of life training.

Either way she needs a few punches to the head
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-1 171. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video The Candle Cannon

sneak up behind a jumper on a high building.. not nice but funny as hell
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0 172. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Bio Concrete, Concrete That Repairs Itself

Theres a future billionaire right there
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-3 173. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Darth Vader: The Corporate Lapdog

Go Lord Vader.. you sellout
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0 174. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)

now lets get three of them to do the Stooges. now thats progress
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-3 175. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Ever seen a motorcycle go under water?

There just really small jetskis
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+16 176. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Carving a pumpkin with fire

and five kids in the front row were treated for seed related injuries...LOL
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-4 177. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Skilled Pilot

#2 nice. but at 00:34 I'm sure I hear Yoda in the background. Did he have a hand..?
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+1 178. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Spherical Flying Machine Developed by Japan Ministry Of Defense

Maybe developed to go inside something dangerous,..like, ..a nuclear reactor?
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+2 179. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Eric's Giant Wooden Spinning Top

I was expecting a cobra next
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+1 180. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Parahawking in Nepal

oh, sorry. i thought the tune was ' and the hawk takes an eye with a claw'. My mistake
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+2 181. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter sends back picture of Apollo landing sites

Every sane person knows NASA staged the moon landings from a station on Mars. Man has never landed on the Moon.Right fellow conspiracy theorists.....
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-10 182. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Coca-Cola Trumpet

Lets see him do that with the butt trumpet, that would be impressive.

But kudos to the man for innovation
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+33 183. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Chaos at the boxes

Expensive way to play bumper cars
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0 184. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Cartoony Prank

Thats some Gold right there....
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0 185. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Nearly glued to the ground

Funny with the people. But if someone did that to my dog, I'd punch his lights out
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+22 186. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Solution to the Global Food Crisis?

1. Making food from shit... as an idea.. hmm
2. It says 'Shit Burger' on the fridge and on the package
3. He's using a pointer he obviously bought from a Japanes fetish shop
4. Music from a Japanese elevator
5. After processing it still looks like shit
6. It's got soy in it.. so chances are it'll end up being GM enhanced shit burgers

Please tell me its a joke.....

anyone ?!?!?!
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-9 187. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Rolling out of a Jeep

A Jeep. A 4wd?? Yeah i spose it is , technically, as well as being a piece of U.S. CRAP
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-1 188. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video You better don't dance in america...

No probs. As soon as the U.S. defaults on its loans, those pigs we be on the street protesting about not getting paid, then we can ignore THEM
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-1 189. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video The Dudesons

that last one is just fucked up.
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+3 190. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Festo - SmartBird

#14 yeah. it drops big steel nuts an bolts on your picnic
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0 191. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Olympic Fail

He said in an interview before the race that was going to be his strategy. Only two of them had to fall an he was on the podium, but they all fell so...
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+2 192. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Gas station fireball

Its in Perth Western Australia
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+1 193. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Avalanche Cliff Jump with Matthias Giraud

Well this vids in the right category
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+9 194. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video How To Peel A Pineapple

mmmm....yum
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-3 195. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video No more skinned knees!

Someones gonna make a packet
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+1 196. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Pile of Pennies Melted by Giant Fresnel Lens

Hey. its not quite in shot... PETE.. move it to the left

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHh...............
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+2 197. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video The real burnout

Why didnt we introduce this when we held the sydney olympics?
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-1 198. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Traffic in Russia

are some of them undercover cops busting the dudes in the big black suv?
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-1 199. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Traffic in Russia

are some of them undercover cops busting the dudes in the big black suv?
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0 200. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Weird moves ...

I love the way he claims it at the end
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+2 201. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video Double Life

Oh theres a POUNDIN A'COMIN...
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+2 202. stretchpadawan commented 8 years ago on video roll cloud

Wheres the rest ?!? I wanted to see it go over
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+4 203. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Just another day at the office

Boy I hope that was a ground floor office >:)
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+7 204. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Guy falls from top of mountain

This video brought to you by, The Red Cross
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0 205. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Do penguins fly?

I was waiting for the aerial bombardment of frozen penguin crap in the final scene
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0 206. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Rally Crash Compilation 2011

That last one is a WIN for the pedestrian
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+3 207. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Modular Marble Machines

theres some serious trial and error there...

full points
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0 208. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Messing up with a 'bully'

If you knew the whole story, you'd know the kid had been putting up with that shit for a couplke of years. The bullies father then tried to pretend his kid was the victim. If the kid broke his leg, then it's a small price to pay for a big life lesson
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0 209. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Spectacular Landing Gear Solution

It's a hyper tanned Borat
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+1 210. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video The Never Ending Line Of Los Angeles County Sheriff's Cars

Im thinking Blues Brothers 'Interstate Freeway' scene
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+1 211. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video On the Pipe 6 - Andre Villa

him and charlie sheen, livin the dream....

Do it for us boys
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+1 212. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Futuristic Japanese Cars

This vid should be titled " some more cars that will never be made and that are completely useless"
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0 213. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Tape measure master

Hes developed those skills while working for you at $50 an hour . whos laughing now??
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-1 214. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Malaria caught on camera breaking and entering cell

Much grosser than i thought it would be...
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+3 215. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video LED fan

I. WANT. THIS.
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+3 216. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel

It sounds like some cowboys should ride on in..
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+12 217. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Insane crane accident New Zealand

Thumbs up for the seat belt.

Natural overrriding human reaction would have to been to jump out = splat
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+16 218. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Viral Chinese Commerical

Hahahah... gold
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+2 219. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video H-Bomb in Space

Holy Crap!!
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0 220. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Woman Lives With Lions

What do they use for a scratching post, a tree?
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-1 221. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Snow Kayak Speed World Record

FIND SOMETHING USEFULL TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE
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+3 222. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Police Squad Credits

LOL Thanks for posting
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+6 223. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video The boxer

Trying to laugh quietly while trying to listen to the commentators hurts lots....
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0 224. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Two drunks try to mount horse sculpture

Beaten by an inanimate object .....
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0 225. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Train vs traffic jam

*MULTI* - *COMBO*

Hope no one got killed ?!?
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0 226. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Chimaera

3.27..............WOW
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+9 227. stretchpadawan commented 9 years ago on video Head Injury

Lord.. I can see the LIGHT!