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2. talldustin commented 9 years ago on video 'The Sound Of Silence' On Floppy Drives
It's fake...it's playing from the phone. Duh!


3. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Impossible object DIY
I learned other things in school today!


4. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Football double fail
Even an American could've made that!


5. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Thats why we love Russia ...
At the beginning when the cops are on the swing + the music...sounds like the Russian "COPS" song! Bad boys...whatcha want whatcha want to do!


6. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Fishing Bloopers
Looks like someone's not the sharpest tool in the tool shed!


7. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Astronomical Clock in Prague
What are its other 19 functions? It's Czech so it must be the worlds largest beer tap!


8. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Car Flips Several Times
Who puts a soundtrack to something like this?


9. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Car Flips Several Times
She flipped me alllll nighttttt long!


10. talldustin commented 13 years ago on video Fastest text message
I think the title is a fail!! "Fastest text message" Ummmm not really..sooo close...FAIL!


11. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Soccer fans Dream come true
Best part...the mascot punching him in the face and then tackling the other!


12. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Nintendo sixty-fooooour
Wait till he gets a hold of Mario Kart and Golden Eye!!! His head might explode!


13. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video The Italian man who went to Malta
One of the better videos lately! Son of a beeeetch!


14. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Horror Film
Is that Mr. Jiffy Pop?


15. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Female Wolf Spider
Looks like weed...I'll smoke it!


16. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Old man beats up thug
Say man... you got knocked the FFFFF uck out! We know why they call him Pinky now!


17. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Rape attempt.
Its a gay dog..hes going after cock!


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18. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Google search suggestions
There's a dead Pakasani on your couch because you shot him...duh!


19. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Can you spot the dirtbag?
Two comments:
1) You know when you walk into some place and it smells like shit? Cuz someone shit in the planter!
2) I don't blame him, he doesn't know where he is...in Mexico you pay for the toilets in bus stations and such...he thought maybe it was $5 to take a shit in USA!
1) You know when you walk into some place and it smells like shit? Cuz someone shit in the planter!
2) I don't blame him, he doesn't know where he is...in Mexico you pay for the toilets in bus stations and such...he thought maybe it was $5 to take a shit in USA!


20. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Pee-wee gets an iPad!
Pee-Wee's voice: "Haaa haaa I jacked off in a movie theater and got busted before...Haaa Haaa.."


21. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video How much snow?
This isn't the news...it's the start to a porn...role playing...next the anchorwoman strips him down!!


22. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video The love life of a ninja
That's a fiesty one....me likey!


23. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Urban or rural?
Doctor didn't give her something...I think took something away = brain!


24. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm
I mean I could've picked that block up with my hands 10x faster!


25. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Woman Pushes Fire Button By Mistake
Erkel quote...."Did I do that?"


26. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Fixing the roof
Little cut here...little cut there...Job finished!


27. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Tough day
Maybe she was the birthday stripper!


28. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Richard Feynman explains the mirror
And then wait 2 or 3 seconds....maybe 5!


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29. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Breast Education: 1950's Sex Ed Parody
#3 If you think she is beautiful either:
A) Your scale of women is horribly off
B) You'll take anything with a hole
C) You live in Vermont
D) This is the first woman you've ever seen
#4 I'm now the fail for extending this way beyond the 5 minute mark!
A) Your scale of women is horribly off
B) You'll take anything with a hole
C) You live in Vermont
D) This is the first woman you've ever seen
#4 I'm now the fail for extending this way beyond the 5 minute mark!


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30. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Is Mom Santa?
Those are adopted Jewish kids celebrating their first Christmas!


31. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Truck drifting
That's a long drift damn!


32. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Pregnancy Test Fail
No it's on, "Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith"!


33. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Mario vs Pacman
Is this Hoops and YoYo...the eCards?


34. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Never get off your couch again!
Would be great idea to not go to the bathroom and you could just pee yourself!


35. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Bait Ball Feast
South Park, Japanese people: "F*uck you whale!


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36. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Jumping over the fence
They need to put that on MTV Scarred and let us know how many bones were broken!


37. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Valet Parking
Reminds me of Ferris Bueller!


38. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video L.A. Springs a Leak
The first rain LA has seen this year!


39. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Projection on Buildings
I think I'd duck, cover and roll when I'd see the building crumbling!


40. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Guy imitates engine sounds
No need to introduce everybody...only one star of this video...vrrrrrroooooommmm!


41. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Rally Crash
So let's get 20 more people on the track..so the next car....BOOM BOOM POW!


42. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Smack Me On The Head With A Shovel!
Should've done the ultimate test...put some around the nut sack and let them give a swift kick to the mommy daddy button!


43. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Quick Job
Little piggy was around the corner "hitting up" the donut store!


44. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video The WTF Blanket
The dad will blog about how comfortable it is! Hold a baby!


45. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Chinese kid playing "I'm Yours"
The Chinese are good at everything...or maybe there's just 10 billion of them and you gotta have some talent outta that pool! He even has time to pick his nose! Amazing!


46. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Russian Talent Show
Wait, wait, wait....no one made the most obvious comment! Of course...Russians!


47. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Awesome Rube Goldberg Machine
So does this "machine" just chill there all the time?


48. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Snow Tornado
Andddddd...your dead!


49. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Ok..
#5 I agree...videos are going downhill...might have to find another daily website


50. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Amazing Boxing Double Knockdown
Soooo...if they were down for the count...would the "non-bad haircut" guy lose cuz he got hit first..or because he has a Krusty the Clown cut?


51. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Getting a Truck Out of The Water
That's that new model the F-350..f standing for folding!


52. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video 7 month old playing piano with toes
Don't they know there is 7 month old genius' out there...this isn't even a cute factor!


53. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Baby Vs Cobra
That's what happens when you shit your diaper in India....snake timeout!


54. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Clutch explodes In racecar
So I suppose he lost the race!


55. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video US Special Forces Hostage Rescue
Doesn't look like the hostages wanted to leave..I think they liked it there!


56. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Forklift
He's getting ready for the forklift olympics!


57. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Dell Computer
Hahah, aight I'm gunna get back to my porno...only thing to do in Dover! SOunds like an overdub!


58. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Surprised kitty
Kitty...ATTACK!


59. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Worlds Smallest Personal Helicopter
I know what everybody was hoping...that this be a Personal Helicopter Fail! Boy that would hurt!


60. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Budweiser
Telekinesis contest...looks more like the best "O" Face contest. Ohhh...ohhhh...ohhhh!


61. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video America's Dumbest Criminals
UFO sighting 00:32


62. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Little Cute Cat
It's not begging for food, it has food...it's telling us of the 2012 apocalypse!


63. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video English guard FAIL
These guys are incapable of smiling! Way to keep a straight face!


64. talldustin commented 14 years ago on video Mechanical calculator
I got a calculator for that! Who has marbles anymore?
+3 1. talldustin commented 9 years ago on video England v Peru: victory by 3 goals and a paper plane