#4 No shit Sherlock!!!

#(removed comment) Better check your dictionary or "MS Word" spell checker.

He should have spanked that monkey

"oh my god" times 4. Is that the only exclamation of surprise/shock/horror/ecstacy/ that exists in the USA? I am so sick of hearing this response. Get some imagination people.

i prefer a bare titty

#1 I was thinking more like Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape" but then perhaps I'm just showing my age

#3 This is not a real commercial.It's a send up/ spoof or whatever you like.The wombat is an Australian marsupial. http://www.australianfauna.com/wombat.php

Yes, but does it have a flux capacitor?

looks more like an ocelot to me

#14
Penny has much better tits

The cello can be entertaining. Who knew?

#4 I think the current audience is too young too know of Elmer Fudd

He should have shaved first. Everyone prefers a shaved beaver.

Is that frogmouth owl?
Is there such a thing as a owlmouth frog

#11
That was the funniest thing i have read for ages. had me giggling for hours.

I'm an aussie, so the only thing I know about ice hockey is what I learned from the 1977 movie "Slapshot". If that's the way the game is played then this seems perfectly legal to me.

Try playing "Aussie rules" you bunch of pussies. They apply the same tackles as seen in this clip but without padding or helmets.

So, where did he get the water from?

I always reckoned this was a girls game, now I'm convinced. Kicking, slapping, scratching, even hair pulling. What a bunch of nancy boys. Why cant they fight like real men?

I liked the music. It reminds me of the movie "swordfish"

A funny clip, but any man who thinks this is a great idea is obviously "pussy whipped" and deserves to be stuck at home with the "ball and chain" instead of enjoying a few quiet ones with his mates. Geez, what the hell has happened to blokes these days?

That longboard looked great in white

It's no wonder nobody outside of Europe likes this game. What a bunch of sheilas.
( "sheilas" in Australia translates to girls ) The Pomms will understand.

#14 I heard you are employed there and dont really work at all

it looks to me as though the rest of the coaching staff were more intent on keeping him from going outside the marked area.0.08 I don't know the rules of "soccer" but I assume there must be penalty if the coach goes beyond this point.

#6 You're missing the point here. Cats should not be allowed to roam free to kill the native wildlife. I live in a suburban area (Australia in case your interested) that has many indigenous creatures inluding birds, reptiles and possums that are free to roam as they please. The introduction of domestic cats which are not indigenous to our area reduces the population of said creatures. It's not the cats that I blame for the decline in native wildlife but the irresponsible owners.
Please keep your cats locked inside or in a cat run.