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2. timppi commented 14 years ago on video The Year of 2009 in Auto-Tune
i can honestly say i haven't seen/heard of over 75% of this stuff.. and i like to think i know what's up.
apparently i dont.
btw: the shit against christian bale is totally uncalled for. he's just an actor taking his job seriously. otherwise he would suck like most actors.
apparently i dont.
btw: the shit against christian bale is totally uncalled for. he's just an actor taking his job seriously. otherwise he would suck like most actors.
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3. timppi commented 14 years ago on video To Catch More Predators
#16 a castration would be way too delicate punisment for these guys. i would prefer using a power grinder to the sole until a kneecap pops up.
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5. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall
BIKECRASHVIDEO!! it was about time.
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6. timppi commented 14 years ago on video The Red Man
#7 more like a shit version of a video.
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7. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Saturday Night Live - Tiger Woods
#6 do you honestly think that some tiger woods' personal life drama is something that people are or should be interested in on the other side of the globe?
gossip shit doesn't belong in the news, at least not over here.
gossip shit doesn't belong in the news, at least not over here.
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9. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Tandem back flip
another classic raped (the music)
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10. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Facebook status: married
#16 i read yours
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11. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Panic Attack! 2009
really nice effects and all, has a good "epic" vibe to it, but the animation doesn't quite get there. i mean the movement of the robots and such.
i'm not saying i'd make it better, just in comparison to others.
i'm not saying i'd make it better, just in comparison to others.
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12. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Rammstein VS Cookie Monster
as a huge music enthusiast, i have to say this hits the spot!
not a huge rammstein fan, though.
not a huge rammstein fan, though.
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13. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Heck of a Genius
fabulous! but i think apple and microsoft would like to sit this one out, at least for the open source-part
you might want to keep in mind that these are only ideas of how technology could be used, and it would take a lot of development on many parts for everything work that seamlessly..
still, very cool concept!
you might want to keep in mind that these are only ideas of how technology could be used, and it would take a lot of development on many parts for everything work that seamlessly..
still, very cool concept!
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14. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Decent Juggler
great skills, great song, absolutely horrible cover-version.
video ruined.
video ruined.
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15. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Escort takes-out bike riders
great, can't get enough of motorcycle-related videos!
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17. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Soccer keeper owned
#(removed comment), every retard as patriotic as you is a faggot
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18. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Large Hadron Collider - How does it work?
this is the coolest shit.
#(removed comment) & #(removed comment) too many hard words?
#(removed comment) & #(removed comment) too many hard words?
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19. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Epic Seesaw Flip
RRRATTAT-TADA-TAT-TAT-TA
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21. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Air Penquins can fly!
am i the only one wondering where their reflections have gone at 0:37?!
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22. timppi commented 14 years ago on video BMW Parking Fail
too cool to leave a note
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23. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Not everyone is a lumberjack
#15 i don't think any homeowner's insurance should cover absolute stupidity
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24. timppi commented 14 years ago on video The difference between Viruses, Trojans & Worms
#3, #4, get whatever floats your boat, but if it's windows, get avast! antivirus.
it's FREE for home use and it's LIGHT, unlike norton.
plus it works beutifully.
it's FREE for home use and it's LIGHT, unlike norton.
plus it works beutifully.
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25. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Robot walking like a human
come on, push it some more!!
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26. timppi commented 14 years ago on video High Voltage Electrical Wire Blast in Hollywood
"wow cool, now let's wait for someone to die, wooohoooo!"
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27. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Turn that "toot" into a tune!
#10 nokia, always freezing when needed.
coming from a finnish owner.
coming from a finnish owner.
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28. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Epic Parking Woman Fail
#1 they don't.. ever. 1:52 "how bad did i do? oh, i think we're good"
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29. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Morons and motors, they dont match
man, he got up fast
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30. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Runaway Catepillar
#7 it's could HAVE or COULD'VE, not could OF, for f*ck sake.
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31. timppi commented 14 years ago on video 95-yard soccer goal
that's american soccer right there
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32. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Audio Illusion
it's the sound of a hammond organ, and it has two octaves playing at the same time. at first you hear the lower key as the dominant, but when you restart, you'll hear the upper one (as you would expect if it would've continue)
nothing spectacular imo.
nothing spectacular imo.
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33. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Zlatan Ibrahimovic goal
#(removed comment) i was thinking why you seemed so retarded, but basketball totally explains it.
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34. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Road Race Fail
#20 no one, people as retarded as this cannot be found on this planet.
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35. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Hummingbird Helmet
cool how the wing beats / video framerate make the wings look slower, almost regular bird-like!
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36. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Japanese McDonald's ad
wonder how they came up with the idea to get a fat guy to play the mcdonald's customer
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37. timppi commented 14 years ago on video ARES I X Test Flight
#11, #13, #14, #15 yeah let's find us a new planet to fuck up.
might as well if all of you ignorant little pieces of shit out there won't be giving up driving your SUV to the fast food diner around the block and all that.
#17, If humanity was a peaceful race, we would be on earth doing exactly the opposite we are doing now.
might as well if all of you ignorant little pieces of shit out there won't be giving up driving your SUV to the fast food diner around the block and all that.
#17, If humanity was a peaceful race, we would be on earth doing exactly the opposite we are doing now.
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38. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Cannibal Shark
sharks or no sharks, i'd rather be right there on that beach than here.
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39. timppi commented 14 years ago on video How to scare your girlfriend
pretty f'ing lame.
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40. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Heineken commercial
it is said that beer runs through your system so fast, because it takes no time for the color to change.. but american beer runs even faster because it takes no time for the taste to change
anyway, heineken's good
anyway, heineken's good
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41. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Amazing Girls Jumprope
damn good teamwork, they should do a flash mob some day, might be awesome
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42. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Golden Age of Video
0:53, 0:59, 2:44 the prisoner
1:49 30 rock
1:58 the moomins (or whatever in english)
2:07 naked gun
2:13 jaws
2:15 anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy
2:32 spinal tap
2:49 the big lebowski
2:57 pulp fiction
3:08 the life aquatic with steve zissou (i think)
1:49 30 rock
1:58 the moomins (or whatever in english)
2:07 naked gun
2:13 jaws
2:15 anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy
2:32 spinal tap
2:49 the big lebowski
2:57 pulp fiction
3:08 the life aquatic with steve zissou (i think)
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43. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Cat in "space"
i can has no gravity
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44. timppi commented 14 years ago on video The Perfect Drift
cool, although not very efficient in an actual race
i'm not sure, but i think they scream because of the language - in japanese, the tone of voice has more meaning than in western languages. and because they're exited. which is nice.
i'm not sure, but i think they scream because of the language - in japanese, the tone of voice has more meaning than in western languages. and because they're exited. which is nice.
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45. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Memes remixed by two old ladies
that's one agile old lady (almost) doing the backflip!
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46. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Wine Glass Music
#8 true #11 no
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47. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Accalerating to 300 km/h
#11, retard
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48. timppi commented 14 years ago on video I Am Canadian!
#16, you're really retarded.. speaking of stereotypes!
considering that america owes 2.67 trillion usd to foreign countries, i don't really think so.
http://www.treas.gov/tic/mfh.txt there's some exact figures if interested
you know, you're the fuckers who depend on the rest of the world, it's sad how you still try to appear superior to every other country..
when (not IF) you fail, nobody cares - you had it coming with your ignorant bullshit.
considering that america owes 2.67 trillion usd to foreign countries, i don't really think so.
http://www.treas.gov/tic/mfh.txt there's some exact figures if interested
you know, you're the fuckers who depend on the rest of the world, it's sad how you still try to appear superior to every other country..
when (not IF) you fail, nobody cares - you had it coming with your ignorant bullshit.
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50. timppi commented 15 years ago on video This Spider Rollin', They Hatin'
#3 you call this shit hiphop?!
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51. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Ten things a gynecologist should not do
3, 5 & 7 = same
is it supposed to be funny or did they just run out of ideas?
is it supposed to be funny or did they just run out of ideas?
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52. timppi commented 15 years ago on video This is one lucky baby!
#6 yeah, and if you were in her position, you would find a phonebooth, change to your spandex suit and zoom back to save the baby, all in a blink of an eye, right?
but of course it wouldn't even have happened in the first place, because even if you weren't looking, your superhuman senses would've warned you.
but of course it wouldn't even have happened in the first place, because even if you weren't looking, your superhuman senses would've warned you.
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53. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Chinese kid singing ‘Loving You’
it's like when you let the air come out of a balloon while squeezing the hole
nice dildo, btw
nice dildo, btw
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54. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Kid Stuck in Skate Bowl
#10, in america every 3rd person is overweight, so it takes more than one foreign fat kid to make it right.
what the hell were they doing down there without skateboards?!?
what the hell were they doing down there without skateboards?!?
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55. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man
compensation for the taste, i suspect.
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56. timppi commented 15 years ago on video F1 Brazil fire at pit stop
finnish guys show how it's done
..wrong.
..wrong.
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57. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Lifted
loving the wilhelm scream in the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio
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58. timppi commented 15 years ago on video How to blow a deer out of a frozen lake
everytime i see a comment from badboy007, i have to rate it good, because he's so funny being so grumpy
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59. timppi commented 15 years ago on video White Blood Cell Chases Bacteria
#8 i doubt it's the only white blood cell around
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60. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Awesome football shooter
too cool to go get the ball
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61. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Dogs home alone
#7 i'm not sure if i got this right:
a load of cement + waterpump = lots of money?
a load of cement + waterpump = lots of money?
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62. timppi commented 15 years ago on video A little bit tipsy
8:18 hilarious!!! but in the end, when he saw the old man calling the cops, he regained his walking ability in a split second! definitely something stronger than beer involved... or a bad cramp in his back.
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63. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Arcing powerlines cause tree fire & explosion
#19 no, because when a bird or a squirrel sits on a power line, it's not touching the ground, so the electric current has nowhere to go to.
trees make a good route to ground for electricity, because they have a lot of water inside.
trees make a good route to ground for electricity, because they have a lot of water inside.
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64. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Home made fireworks for halloween
my new hero!
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65. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight
#10 and you managed to make a comment with no point.
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66. timppi commented 15 years ago on video 4 Chords, 36 songs
#2 well, i don't think Bush and Natalie Imbruglia should be considered as same style of music, but yeah, true
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67. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Southwest police motorcycle competition 09'
i don't think a single cone would be in place if i went through that course with a bike like that.. good job!
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68. timppi commented 15 years ago on video CSI - Best Intro
pretty nice intro for such a lame series.
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69. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Motorbike Vs Pole
i think i saw his spleen pop out from his back
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71. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Linux baby rocker
the sound the tray makes is soothing enough already!
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72. timppi commented 15 years ago on video New Cell Phone Features
#14 i'd give you a monkeyhead for a brilliant argument, but i'm really not into that shit.
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73. timppi commented 15 years ago on video How a rock band chart sounds on real drums
#20 he hits the rim of the floortom.
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74. timppi commented 15 years ago on video New Cell Phone Features
#(removed comment) & #4, yeah, it seems, to all the geeks who have spent one third of their lives in front of a pc learning all the neat windows registry tweaks and mods and stuff you can do if you know how, the mac os is just too.. well made. cause you really don't have to fuck around with it to make it work for you, so it renders your nerd skills pretty useless. and #5, in US it might be a fashion item, but where i come from, macs are pretty widely used by professionals, for one, their stability and second, the features that you can't have with windows.
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75. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Kid dancing in Apple Store
that's how it is when your momma can't afford a compute with a webcam.
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76. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Optical Illusions
i saw the union jack fluttering at the end
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77. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank
hemorrhoids: gone!
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78. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Super spray painting
#7, i agree. #13, art should be considered as creation of something unique, not as repetition of well-rehearsed maneuvers to produce the same, let's face it, pretty f***ing ugly poster over and over again. and yes, i've seen many of these, and they're all the same. if this is art, so is everything else, like arranging your socks in a new, exciting way.
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79. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Planet Earth
to you all, i sincerely recommend: the outdoors. the beauty is not only in HD.
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80. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Cigarette trick
#(removed comment), 1 of 3 americans do. besides, which skill is more useless, actually doing something or failing miserably to appear as a wise person in snotr? #21, everyone is atticted to something. some to nicotine, some to their mommas. i smoke a lot and i'm ok with it, so what's the problem?!
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81. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Explosive inc.
i just love what happens at 8:37
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82. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Man stares death in the face, and then takes a picture of it
the poor guy didn't even realize what happened until he saw the wreck through the camera! #4 please keep that religion-shite to yourself, someone might be offended. i mean, no-one's shoving atheism up your ass, right?!
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83. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
it seems in america to ride these they should have a weight limit instead of height.. unless they have even that.
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84. timppi commented 15 years ago on video What's in the Box?
with just a teeny tiny bit better acting, this would be one mindblowing video. still, amazingly well made. thumbs up from me.
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85. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Failing long-haired rollerblader
i wonder how many of the posters above would have the balls to try this themselves.. the dude's got persistence. AND pretty comfy looking pants.
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86. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Effective alarm clock
#14 just wonder how many girls he's had come over during these 4 years?
hint: none.
hint: none.
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87. timppi commented 15 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues
Staged or not, that must be the toughest exercise he's ever had.
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88. timppi commented 15 years ago on video How to annoy a cat
i guess she missed the flight.
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89. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Flying instructor gives demo at indoor skydiving
#9 yes, you can sleep in it, if you don't mind the very f*cking loud noise the turbine makes under the net and bumping into the walls repeatedly
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90. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Like A Boss
Jorma Taccone 0:45
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91. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Really crazy acrobatics
That's how i go up the stairs to my apartment after a night of serious drinking! ..almost like that.
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92. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Coolest cameleon ever
wiki, wookie, whatever.
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93. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Coolest cameleon ever
wiki, wookie, whatever.
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94. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Crazy hockey goal
håkanit jyrää perkele.
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95. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Inside the most expensive house in the U.S.
people with lots of money have NO taste.
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96. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Extreme uphill racing
#2: yeah, it has to be in the f*cking U.S.A, right!?
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97. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Hippies crying over dead trees
hippies are cool, these guys aren't.
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99. timppi commented 15 years ago on video The Pomegranate Phone
no, i would not like to see another feature, i've seen everything i want.
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100. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Interesting magic trick ever
wow.. cool hairdo.
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101. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Exploding beer bottle
what a waste of beer.. although, it seems to be of american brand, so nevermind.
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102. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Grape stomping fail - Family Guy version
i can't understand how people find this series funny.
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103. timppi commented 15 years ago on video V8 chainsaw
#5, no shit.
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104. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Cat faceplants
the cat needs glasses.
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105. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Playing a guitar with only one string
Well, you could also play that with the other five strings attached... i guess he never learned the chords.
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106. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Unpleasant accident
shit happens.
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107. timppi commented 15 years ago on video Dog chasing a virtual ball
that was the most "get the ball"s in 43 seconds i've ever heard.
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108. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Army accidents compilation
fucking americans. fucking annoying music.
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109. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Fasten your seat belt
brilliant!
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110. timppi commented 16 years ago on video After sunday comes...
this is another commercial that tries to be original and funny, but fails.
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111. timppi commented 16 years ago on video The musical road
they've had a road like this somewhere in france for years.
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112. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Awesome downhill skateboarding
shit, that looks amazing.. ..ly dangerous
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113. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Blooper compilation
nicely synced, funny too
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114. timppi commented 16 years ago on video How (not) to impress the crowd
one of the worst movies i've tried to watch.
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115. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Ridiculous licking dog toy commercial
oh fuck.
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116. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Supermarket domino
4:35 i love sandels.
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117. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Making a Family Guy Episode
Now i understand why it's such a shitty cartoon.
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118. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Bert and Ernie rap
Brilliant!
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119. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Lady Rating
a little guy?!
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120. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Slamball dunk contest
WHAT THE FUCK!?!? what's this got to do with hockey? totally a waste of time.
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121. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Crutches dance
This is the video for Rjd2's "Work It Out" from 'The Third Hand' (XL Recordings). The vid features Bill Shannon who was born with a degenerative hip condition. His legs cannot carry his own weight and so he has lived a life on crutches. He has developed a new way of moving through life on his skateboard and the crutches. Though this may look like a recreational hobby or a debilitation, it is simply how Bill maneuvers throughout the day. In time to Rjd2's song "Work It Out" we follow Bill as he makes his way around. At the slow start, Bill is descending the courthouse steps in downtown Brooklyn. It's difficult, but he makes it down and the rest you'll just have to watch to understand. Rjd2 plays several extras which you can try to spot as well. The video, directed by Joey Garfield, is one continuous single shot for the length of the song.
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122. timppi commented 16 years ago on video A classic mother - daughter conversation
18 and grounded. life's a bitch.
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123. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Laser Flashlight Hack
yeah, keep giving kids great ideas.
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124. timppi commented 16 years ago on video How to shop in the supermarket
badly made, i say.
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125. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Electronic beat machine
can one adjust the bpm? is it possible to change samples?
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126. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Science machine
"No shit Sherlock.."
And how the fuck would you know?
And how the fuck would you know?
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127. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Halo team-kill
OMGWTFLOL fuck this shit.
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128. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Skater ollies moving car
#12 cuz he ollied it BEFORE it was crashed, idiot.
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129. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Playing with a truck
moron.
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130. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Speed painting of John Locke
Good job, except the eyes are way too much apart.
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131. timppi commented 16 years ago on video 'Accurate' lie detector
I love Iraq.
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132. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Mario: Game Over
Not funny.
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133. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Bud Light: Las Vegas dude
Is this supposed to be funny?
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134. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Music track made with Windows 98/XP sounds
crap
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135. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Star Wars according to a 3-year old
another minute wasted
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136. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Chugging a bottle of vodka
sitäpaitsi leiska on paskaa
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137. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Chugging a bottle of vodka
no biggie
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138. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Rejected (Don Hertzfeldt)
What a friendly soul you seem to be Friendlysoul. This shit is tight!
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139. timppi commented 16 years ago on video How to shrink a human
too bad the third guy only gets to show his hands on the screen..
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140. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Crystal glass concert
HOLY CRAP
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141. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Ridiculous Russian Retro commercials [part 1]
00:49. WOW
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142. timppi commented 16 years ago on video Worst horror movie trailer ever
yawn.
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143. timppi commented 16 years ago on video You Sucjk at Photoshop
man, you nailed it!
+1 1. timppi commented 14 years ago on video Will Smith