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+62 1. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Ant drinking from a rain drop.

Imagine how many nights of getting wasted that thing can get if it finds a discarded beer can.
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+52 2. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Tractor flipover

Translation:

dude1: turn off the engine!
dude2: turn it off!
dude1: oh my fucking god.
dude1: did it break down?
dude2: how the fuck could it not break down?

It's romanian, clearly in some lost hillbilly village though ;)
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+51 3. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Looter Owned

"Ok you got me, I'll be on my way now if you don't mind."
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+40 4. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Crazy Japanese gameshow

There is no escape from the balls strike
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+27 5. xemi commented 11 years ago on video Rat chases cat

Mutant ninja rat jumping 5 cats!
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+27 6. xemi commented 11 years ago on video Tsunami, Japanese inside a car

Horrific. I wonder what approach to the situation would be best: Stay ontop of your car, climb a tree, find a way on the roof of a nearby building. All that rubble moving around is a fatal accident waiting to happen if you're in the middle of it.
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+21 7. xemi commented 11 years ago on video Dolphins see themselves in mirror

Haha dolphins look so warm and friendly as if they would never hurt a living thing.
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+12 8. xemi commented 11 years ago on video Jewellery Shop Robbery FAIL

How dumb can you be calling the police and locking yourself inside with the robber. There are tons of different ways this could have turned out.
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+8 9. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Sparky the Dog kibble dancing.

He certainly doesn't seem to be satisfied with that small can of dog food.
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+8 10. xemi commented 12 years ago on video cray horse

There can't be anything grosser than a foot long horse dick heading your way.
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+6 11. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Chatroulette funny piano improv

Haha check the rapper guy [ 4:20 ] who disconnects instantly which makes me think his main goal is looking for women to impress with his plasma screen and bling
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+6 12. xemi commented 10 years ago on video Interview with spear fisherman about Great White encounter

Good thing they were packing heat on their afternoon swim.
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+5 13. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Football idiots

They are doing this to cheat their way into penalty kicks and or yellow/red cards for the opposing faction. It does work from time to time since the referee isn't always in the best position to see what really happened.
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+5 14. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Flip flops. they are a hassle

Good thing he's got that backpack strapped on real' tight or he'd have a new set of problems on his hands.
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+5 15. xemi commented 12 years ago on video OUCH!

#(removed comment) Ceausescu was a bloody communist dictator and did his nasty things for a long time. He had a trial, found guilty and sentenced to death. The sentence was carried out via the firing squad.
I guess the electric chair would have made more sense to you or prolly some lethal injections. And isn't that like common practice in tons of states in your magnificent USAnumber1 country?
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+4 16. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Turn your head

what's up with the last dude lol.
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+4 17. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Where Not To Land

I guess the only way to get the old lady down was pushing his head against her ass. [ 0:43 ]
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+3 18. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Boston terrier vs. kitty

That is a cat making out with an underage dog. Dude!
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+2 19. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Beer launching fridge

I wonder how many takes they had to do for that perfect catch.
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+2 20. xemi commented 12 years ago on video The Long Road Home

I don't think it's wise to fully rely on your airbag at 100 mph (160 kmph) crash into a pole though.
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+2 21. xemi commented 12 years ago on video OUCH!

#31 If your "AND" is implying sarcasm I must add that his wife was the second most important and influential person after her husband. She had a very important part of the blame and was also tried for her wrongdoings alongside her husband.
I'm not all that familiar with where the pressure to overthrow the government came from, neither did I mention anything on the matter in my previous post.
I'm sure every democratic country was cheering for us at the time, including the US but I hardly find it a reason to blame the CIA.
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+1 22. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Baby elephant

annoying laughter. Or maybe it's just my hangover.
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0 23. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Flooded river destroys road

damn amateurs and their overused zoom-ins.
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-1 24. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time

I can't believe how fast those things are...
[ 1:15 ]
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-1 25. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Happy ending

Funny he paid for the blowjob. Hope never dies.
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-2 26. xemi commented 11 years ago on video Cool Basketball Dunk

oh noe he didn't
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-5 27. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Francis Gets His Warcraft Account Hacked

I feel so sorry for the guy he looks like a good guy
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-5 28. xemi commented 12 years ago on video Drifting around the cops

Agree with #19. Get out gun drawn and get those motherfuckers to have some decency.
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-10 29. xemi commented 12 years ago on video My voice is higher than your voice!

Wow this gets really annoying. Couldn't get through the whole thing.