He's like a demented over-confident pixie.

The harness reminds me of Planet of the Apes.

This is *so well done*, that it actually got me off my fat disgusting arse to reset my Snotr passowrd just so I coule log in for the first time in a trillion years to say that this was *so very well done*.
I lay myself prostrate on the ground in your honour. This raises the bar so high, why even bother.

I heard the lions have adapted since this happened.

Seriously black cat, have you never heard of the ACME corporation? Amateur.

Yes, cars driving inside buses is a much more sensible solution that just controlling breeding.

I'd love to hear the conversation with the owner...
"Did you touch the clock at all"
"Nooooo, of course not. Well barely, if anything, maybe my arm brushed past part of it ..."

This is exactly the kind of thing the Physics recruiters use to hook people onto degree courses. Then before you know it you're up to your eyeballs in massive indecipherable textbooks, falling asleep in a succession of knackered old lecture theatres, while some seriously weird guy bores you with blackboard after blackboard of equation proofs.
Anyway, apparently they're coming up with materials that superconduct at higher and higher temperatures and they reckon they're aiming for room temperature, so the transportation prediction might not be so whacky after all.

This cracked me up so bad. Really well done and much funnier than the original done-to-death clip. I'm surprised so many have rated it badly and the bad comments. Must appeal to a certain sense of humour I guess!