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+1 1. zurathan commented 7 years ago on video World Burping Champion

What about fart? I demand to know what's the world record about fart!
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+15 2. zurathan commented 9 years ago on video If your car runs on gas, never light a cigarette

this incidence happened in turkey. that car run on LPG.
poor guy probably gone deaf.
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0 3. zurathan commented 9 years ago on video Pumas cannot roar like other big cats. But they *can* sing...

what a talkative cat that is.
i think he was (in the whole video) trying to tell, he doesn't like to be filmed. and stupid humans did just the oposite all he was trying to say.
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+2 4. zurathan commented 9 years ago on video Dying Light

#9 i just did 10 min of googleing and found some products to keep fuels storable longer. http://theepicenter.com/tow021799.html and i m quoting from this,
"Diesel fuels fare a little better, but not much. Most all diesel fuel, including the EPA's mandated low sulfur version, has shelf life of from 3-to-6 months."

calling a statement hilarious is childish imho
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+3 5. zurathan commented 9 years ago on video Dying Light

#3 it would be common sense unless, as far as i know, in a post apocalyptic world there would be no car running just because gasoline is un-store-able after 6 months. it pretty much loses its burning quality. and electricity or hydrogen has its own problems. so most likely we would turn back to horses or run&hide old fashion to survive.
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+2 6. zurathan commented 9 years ago on video A book collection nobody will ever read

i have a question. whose gene is that? doesnt everyones different?
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-1 7. zurathan commented 9 years ago on video Close to 200 cars pile-up

in sensitive matters its so easy to ger misunderstood. lets get this clear. i never used the word moron as my statement. and used the word stupid as a referance to a famous quote. ("Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin)

as finally my statement about this is "i dont care the word moron applies me, i rather be a happy moron than a sad genious, but in the end i happen to become a sad moron. interestingly"

if you still reading you r a good reader check this out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamihlapinatapai
the wievers psycology is this imho and i dont know what drivers think as #1 states succesfully
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+4 8. zurathan commented 9 years ago on video Close to 200 cars pile-up

#4 you just proven #2's "absolute morons" statement. shit happens, blaming weather or people doesnt change the result. average people is stupid and half of them even more....
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+8 9. zurathan commented 10 years ago on video New barrier to stop vehicles trying to ram into buildings

bonus artform after a crash infront of your building. i doubt its easy to remove a truck!
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+2 10. zurathan commented 10 years ago on video Excavator precision

amazing. the end could be some overkill, smashing bottles with an excavator. or squese the golf ball than smash bottles. seriously awesome. i bet this guy can play golf with that excavator.
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+3 11. zurathan commented 10 years ago on video Baby Duck Slide

#4, in a sane world your guess would be right. but i thing the probable answer for why? is, because we can.
"comon sence is not so common." a quote i forgot who...
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+19 12. zurathan commented 10 years ago on video Ken Box Crazy Cart Gymkhana

this video is not just awesome, even has a scenario which better then some million dollar movies.
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+2 13. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Over-crowded trains and ferrys

after watching this, cant help to think that i would nuke that train with the first sign of t-virus. humanity can not handle that much zombies.
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+6 14. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video In 1968 the high jump event was revolutionized

it makes me remember something entirely different.
if you dont mind me sharing, continue reading.

i m sure you all know chess and some special moves like castle or empasant.
in 1978 Tim Krabbé published a chess puzzles book. and as a joke he invented the vertical castle.
if you didnt move your king and manged to under-improve your "e pawn" to a rook and finally if there were no other peace occupying or threatening e line, then theoretically (at those times rules) you may castle vertically (king moves 2 square up and rook moves 7 square down). he also notated that move as 0-0-0-0.
that idea made chess people change the castling rule. and now that is just a litle known chess history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Krabb%C3%A9
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-2 15. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Apollo Robbins: The Art of misdirection

what would i do if i had the ability to control peoples attention?
that would definetly involve stealing women's heart.
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-1 16. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Skull Piercing "Brain Slicer" Arrowheads

ok huge fan of this guy, and w8ing a zombie apocalypse like hell, but unfortunately i am an engineer also.
and i have to tell a miscalculation when i see one.
it would be 1 arrow 1 zombie thing when it come to use,

because it would be impossible to remove from skull after it opens.
you see? it will close when you pull back inside the skull. brain viscosity vould be enough to close it at least move a litle. and you are unable to pull it back from the litle hole of skull.
you wold have to crush skull (with a hammer or sthg) to retrive and fire again.
it is so important because you may have to kill thousands zombies with a couple of arrows. and crushing zombie skulls is a bad idea. a drop of blood could hit your eye ball and turn you a zombie.

this magnificent product should be improved. you may add a clips to blade to stay open untill you pull from skull. and this miscalculation could be a great scenario for your upcoming zombie movie. keep up the good work.
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-3 17. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video The impulse to help

#3 well there is no easy way to say this.
in terms of research, researchers has just the opposite impulse, beeing a dead weight or even harm.
this kind of oposite things makes impossible to achive emphaty.
this researcher must be a genius to see that.
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+7 18. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Uromastyx likes his belly rubbed

:) also it seems he also likes making sand angels.
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+7 19. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Street Gymnast

I think it's a bit egocentric to comenting without thinking.

WHAT DO WE WANT?
-TIME TRAVEL.
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
-IT'S IRRELEVANT!
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0 20. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Getting creative with cartridges

what these guy doing is really smart!!!

they are getting ready to a possible zombie infestation.

better safe than sorry. good work.
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+6 21. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Are you a Boy or a Girl ?!

at this point no mater what your sex is.
if you have to ask it must be the definion of unsexy,
it doesnt mean ugly or goodlooking either,
unsexyness at its coolest form.
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+4 22. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Can you recognize the child fighting for their life before the lifeguard does?

i guess i was lucky that i don't have a serious drowning experience.
but i have experience of my dad so called taught me how not to drown, until i couldn't swallow anymore sea water. yeah it was even more brutal than it sounds.
now i know swiming perfectly and have a diving licence. thx dady
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+7 23. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Old man skateboard tricks

bad news for the old man,
He got it all vertical. :S
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+1 24. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Jaehoon Lim performing at Le Plus Grand Cabaret Du Monde

after watching this once, two words come to my mind.
pigeon fetishist.. does something wrong with me??
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+33 25. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Lower your IQ permanently

OMG just what i need!!!
all those antidepresants didnt work.
my psychiatrist offered shock teraphy but is more promising.
where do i sign up?
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+9 26. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Rachel Beckwith's Last Wish

this remind me my last birthday wish was a humble car like lamborgini, and nobody gonna care this fact if i die.
people should valued and things should used, not the other way.
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+3 27. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Flesh Slapping Drum Solo

what i learned from this really informin video is...
you need 3 tuxedo to slap a sumo dude.
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+2 28. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video The World's Shortest Escalator

so it's official then, "size doesn't matter" i am shocked
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+28 29. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Is it a Bird?

if only one arm could be forward like superman.
cool way of trolling by the way, RC superheroes.
imagine seeing them in public without knowing them from internet, first tought OMG someone invented flying!
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+1 30. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video The world's tallest teenage girl 17-year-old Brazil

what i mean was... if you really wanna multiply with foot (which is 30,48cm) ... you need to convert 6.9 to decimal from duodecimal... its 6+9/12 and can be converted as 6,75... and 6,75*30,48=205,74... this is what i call a duodecimal trick... #13

i really need a mindless nodder group to close arguments without even starting.
if you wanna submit this elite group here is some clasifications.
1- no math or logic understanding required. its harmful even if you can calculate!!!!
2- no creativity..
3- no charisma needed..
4- you can not be taller then me.. if you are tall lie about it.

you just agree what i say.. you can even copy/past what i say.. just add some compliments to me.. :)
my battle is against ignorence and false logic. not tallness nor beauty
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+2 31. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video The world's tallest teenage girl 17-year-old Brazil

thanks #10.
its nice to be confirmed.
i definetly feel taller now.
not 6'9" tall but taller. i mean, its good to be right.
google may be thousands times smarter than my calculator but they both has zero inteligence.
i m gonna take a minute to adjust my new height and swim alitle in my ego pool. oh yeah!
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+2 32. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video The world's tallest teenage girl 17-year-old Brazil

if you calculate as 6+ 9/10 it is true but it isnt.
its 6+9/12 foot. there is such a height 6'10" and 6'11" in that system.
realy easy to miss if you dont know duodecimal system.
i might be wrong. i bet google doesnt know what you mean in 6,9feet.
but that meajurement system is used like that as far as i know from my movie based knowlodge. just using other systems is tricky no need to argue. i accept my ignorance not gonna discuss my calculation capacity. i born with metric system, just observed the other.
it is uncler what menth with 6,9 like clock is 9:20 now and we all know what it is. you may convert it 9.33333 but its absurd if you get what i mean
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+14 33. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video The world's tallest teenage girl 17-year-old Brazil

#2 actually you did a litle math inaccuracy.
my math is 6 foot = 6*12 = 72 inch and 9 => 81 inch so 81*2,54 = 205.74 cm
you cant multiply with 6.9 with foot. a litle duodecimal trick
whatever, i wish i had that tumor.
i m a short geek here, with tumor in my math center, instead
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+4 34. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Base 12

#21 no dude, #4 is right. you cant convert lover part of the fraction and leave the upper part, thats an insignificant math flaw. you may check it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duodecimal .belowly there is a huge table about this.
by the way the whole argument is not so necessary to contuniue.
computers thinks binary is better for them and they convert each calculation for us! there is no problem. if someone thinks this is easier, i dont mind them using it as long as they convert it to rest of the humankind. i cant imagine some one making his homework whit it without converting, definete F would the result. end of the argument.
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+9 35. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video "Stink Master 2000" - Bio Warfare Slingshot

go man go till the end. my hero. i wont get surprised if this guy ever invent a nuclear slingshot.
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+5 36. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Mouth Juggling

? simply don’t agree with the uploader. IMHO this populated society’s no1 problem is energy efficiency and no2 problem is entertainment!
If you can entertain anyone while entertaining yourself go for it. It’s the most holly mission.
(You don’t have to read the rest of it if you don’t like long comments…
There is a made up statistics I read long ago. It says “since the beginning of manhood, whatever it is evolution or Adam and Eve, 1/6th of all people is alive at the moment!” It means 7 billion population world wild ATM and only 42billion souls have ever born since the beginning of time…
Well however sensational this statistic is impossible to prove or disprove. But imho it’s not that far from logic. The next global disaster is late a couple of centuries and this is the result.
Reasonable comfort and entertainment is the only thing keeping us from WW3, BTW I wish that the next global disaster will be zombie infestation. Thanks for reading)
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+6 37. zurathan commented 11 years ago on video Squirting Poison With The Slingshot

i m so jelous. this guy is seriously ready for a disaster. (zombie infestation, metor hits, you name the disaster)
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-3 38. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video This is what samurai can do

by the way people focused the "HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" scream but the tecnique he is using is really flawless.
i never been in a iaido study but i have some ideas about it.

some friend with the aikido class told me he was having some iaido lessons and,
he told me he broke his sheath while drawing his sword. if it would sharp he would had lost his hand too. really hard stuff we were seeing here. respected
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+2 39. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Amazing Old Calculator (Curta)

waow.. i was just trying to buy a slide ruler, but this is entirely different.

(fyi aristo ruler's are 300 years old another mechanical computation devices.
they are much cheaper so they survived till the electronic calculaters get cheeper. they could make trigonometrical and logarithmical calculations by that time but no precise calculations just one or two digit.. like 6,8x 10^3... by that times only univercities had computers and students had to queue long long lines while doing homeworks....)

i soo want one in case of a global blackout or zombi infestation.. who would do these redicoulous computations then. i would be soo bored, dont even wanna think about it.
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+9 40. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Cat doesn't like glasses

my cat does the same and i act exacly as she if the cameras is on....
and if there is no camera... well the cat regrets it, i must say.
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0 41. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Demi Lovato owned by x factor candidate

#15 i m not english either and dont even know these persons (it's my excuse for bad typing and format) but here what you asked..

- it's just wrong.
- you know? i... i worked too hard. i worked way too freaking hard for this.
- a lot of people work really realy hard for their dreams, but it's not meant for everybody.
- that's why you use autotune and i don't.
- actually...
- whooooawwwwwww...... hold there, hold there, hold there.
- i wanna know who let you on stage,
- ahmmm...
- i feel uncomfortable when you even staring at me.
- you know? i dont need this either, set an amateur rally.
- yes see you later.
- yes see you later, you better right this down.
- is this guy real?
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+18 42. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Sitting relaxed cat

such meaningfull looks such a story just telling by body language....

almost hearing the cat is saying "i used to be a athlete in this course just like you, then i took a claw in the knee"

sad sad story....
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+56 43. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Archery - Fast Shooting

looks like she is ready for zombie infestations... or hunger games..
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0 44. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Schrödinger's Cat

as a cat owner or owned by a cat (hard to tell which), i must say let the poor cat go!!!

and best tv show that make fun with this phenomenon is dirk gently plot episode not big bang theory.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2303367/
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+3 45. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Kid sleeping while skiing

just another Purple and Brown episode. they did it before but still fun to watch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnvc5wOQ93w)
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+4 46. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Walk Up Mountain; Get Buzzed By Glider

audience just sound like Purple&Brown animation.
for example http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2aii5_purple-and-brown-bubble-gum_fun
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+4 47. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Brandon MCcuien Tricking Sampler

i dont get the ending. his favorite cartoon???
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0 48. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Too Shy

i m not shy anymore. and used a time machine acording to end the story properly.
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+2 49. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Top 100 First World Problems

#3 i disagree. i m no american too but dont u think justin beaberi is a global problem?
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+15 50. zurathan commented 12 years ago on video Making of a Shade

yea it kinda reminds me cartoons (ACME factories).

one tree the whole block gets to machine..
run out lots of wood shavings and one toothpick.

i dont wanna judge people just wanna think that all that shavings used to make some paper not trashed.
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+10 51. zurathan commented 13 years ago on video Johnny Knoxville eating german "Currywurst - HOT Edition"

fire in the hole!!!!
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+61 52. zurathan commented 13 years ago on video Rhythm Girl

#1 i wish i didnt know what u mean. this is mean man i was eating something while reading your comment. :(