True But sad

shhh... ferme la bouche, ferme la bouche.

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well," said Mr. Johnson, "I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."

"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."

"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."

"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.

"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."

I guess all the Wall Street bankers, government leaders and corporate big-wigs never went to middle school to learn that cheating is bad. Or they just never got caught then and it followed them through life.

Doing poorly in school and cheating is one thing.

Celebrating mediocrity is another...

This video was funny but #3's copy and paste joke was not OG

Lol.( Years ago on school) Someone asked me to give me a copy of an old report I made last year and earned me a B+. I wanted to help him so I gave him a report my sister earned an A-

Never knew he just used OCR on his computer to make a copy of it, and re-printed it. and changed his name. If he read it and used it only as an example, then he would have known the paragraph about tampax and horse riding. Then everyone had to read out his report in front of class... Omg.

#7 gets a 21 thumbs up salute! That will teach him not to copy and paste next time.... Plagiarizin` aint so satisfyin`

... or you could just study and stop making excuses.