Parrot with tourettes
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7. PortugaL26 commented 11 years ago
Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
he had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. i shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, i quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions."
"I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued:
"May I ask what the turkey did?!"
he had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. i shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, i quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions."
"I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued:
"May I ask what the turkey did?!"
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9. Judge-Jake commented 11 years ago
Joe Pesci's parrot
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10. h3rrKarlsson commented 11 years ago
Well this parrot ain't going to heaven xD
+9 1. fixento2 commented 11 years ago