Manliest tool ever

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+16 1. sunnydaze4me commented 8 years ago

Don't know about manliest but definitely noisiest.
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+6 2. bella1 commented 8 years ago

Tinnitus award goes to them
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+35 3. Skeesicks commented 8 years ago

Transcript as follows:

Mua i mei Bier wegtuan: Now I have to get my beer out of sight (hardly hearable)

Bier versteckn: Hide the beer.

HAHAHAHAHA (international recognizable)

Daun hoit i di nimma auf: I don't want to delay you any further. (also very silent)

Paast: I`s OK!

Next words are unrecognizable even for a native (Austrian) speaker but i think they said "Weil wir san ah scho unterwegs" (Because we get it going as well)

BANG! BOOM BANG! (I hope no translation necessary!)

BTW I think they speak some austrian/german dialect (I would guess Salzburg, but maybe bavarian)

Hope this helps!
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+8 4. schlafanzyk commented 8 years ago

.. or least manliest if you sit just a tiny bit too close
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+4 5. Zeri commented 8 years ago

Where is Thor when you need him?
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+11 6. cameramaster commented 8 years ago

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening...allll over this town....
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+5 7. vfines commented 8 years ago

Big fucking hammer.
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+6 8. etplayer commented 8 years ago

This and drinking beer, good idea, what could possibly go wrong?
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+5 9. imagic commented 8 years ago

oh man,, i am really glad he doesn't do this next door !!
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+4 10. h8isgr8 commented 8 years ago

Looks like he was making some kind of decorative leaf.
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+6 11. MrAlwaysRight commented 8 years ago

I wonder how old the design is.
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-2 12. greywolfdog commented 8 years ago

If i stuck my penis in on that block id break the machine.....

or i might just end up with a deformed schnitzel

I think the latter tbh
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0 13. dave9191 commented 8 years ago

Thats not manly. Its lazy.
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-2 14. djacy commented 8 years ago

Agree 100% #dave9191.......

People do this with hammer more than decade, that's the real man work ! What is this? big fucking lazy mother fu...., is ok nothing wrong, it's safe lot of power. Just the name of the video is stupid, it's shout be lazy man tool
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-1 15. uvbakutan commented 8 years ago

am I the only one here who thought that the name of the video is great, because the hammer looks like a penis ?

> baby let me show you my big hammer in the workshop >:)
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+3 16. 5ubZer0 commented 8 years ago

No ear protection.. we got a winner!
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-1 17. Wynadorn commented 8 years ago

#13 #14
The tool is the manliest, the blacksmith however is not.
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+1 18. Judge-Jake commented 8 years ago

I wonder how old the spares catalogue is when it needs one :S
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+1 19. thundersnow commented 6 years ago

#3 I think it is Bavarian...eye protection guys, where is your eye protection?...but enjoy your beer, don't hide it. :) Really enjoyed the video! Thanks for posting.
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0 20. buckleg08 commented 281 days ago

tool used to circumcise chuck norris..:)
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0 21. Judge-Jake commented 281 days ago

I'm thinking at the end of your first day working there, you would go home with a thumping headache, Imagine having to work there after a really heavy night out and a kebab. :D