How to sharpen a pencil

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+19 1. Dmitry commented 6 years ago

I have actually watched it to the end, I don't know why, but I was hoping there would be an amazingly funny and clever punchline to this extremely long and boring joke. I knew there wouldn't be, but still hoped that I would be proven wrong. I feel so empty and disappointed, I have no word to describe the feeling.
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+5 2. edz commented 6 years ago

Some people watch trains,others watch paint dry still thinking this may be a winner :D :D :D :D :D
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+8 3. bella1 commented 6 years ago

still better than Twilight
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-3 4. Judge-Jake commented 6 years ago

This guy is a fake!

He had me fooled until a few seconds from the end when he made the ultimate error. After finishing, but before breaking, the never perfect pencil, Dobbin here put the knife down on the bench. This is totally against best practises (section 2b subsection h2) of the PSG Pencil Sharpeners Guild.

No self respecting (because that's the only respect received by members of PSG) member of the PSG would have made such a fundamental mistake, as the knife at KCEP (knobcutendpromino) (that's latin for the final cut of the pencil) should have been placed back into the secure tool case, which I also noticed was without key. I can only hope the lock was unschewed prior to the making of the video and not kept unlocked which is an instant defrock and pencil up the arse from the guild.

Take my advice and ignore all the details in this video and check out the true professionals at :|
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-1 5. h3rrKarlsson commented 6 years ago

Hold on now, that's it? I could have explained all that in like 1 min. Probably the most wasteful 9 minutes of my life :P
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-2 6. aneroid commented 6 years ago

9.27 minutes of my life wasted now, thank you!
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-1 7. SquidCap commented 6 years ago

If you wasted 9 minutes watching this, watch it again. You were supposed to learn how to sharpen a pencil, not waste your time. It's a serious business. I'm one of the renegades, a nomad as i sharpen my pencils with Victorinox Cyber Tool (that's actually true, i LOVE sharpening pencils with a knife)..