ahah I cried a little from laughing too hard

I'll search for more of this guy

One of the funniest guys alive

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A
young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls
back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is
nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice
but, are... my... test... results... back?

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Brilliant!

still good...