This isn't the first time moose and squirrel gave him trouble

Totally perfect example why you need to keep that safety distance while driving.
Lucky driver, hit moose rear. Straight on or front, and that moose would probably be 2nd passenger in that car.

I very much doubt that the moose walked away from that one! Poor thing.

I shot a moose once, strapped it onto the fender of my car. what I didn't realise was the bullet didn't penetrate the moose, it merely creased his scalp knocking him unconscious and I'm driving through the Holland tunnel and the Moose work up and he's signalling for a turn you know and there's a law about driving with a live moose on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Now I'm very panicky, don't know what to do, then suddenly I remember that some friends of mine are having a surprise costume party. I figured I'd take the moose, ditch him at the party it wouldn't be my responsibility.

I drive to the house walk up to the door, ring the bell, the moose is beside me. My host answers I say "Hello, you know the Solomon's". We enter the house... the moose mingles, did very well, scored! Some guy tried to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Midnight comes and they hold a competition for the best costume of the night, first prize goes to the Birkawitzes a married couple in a moose suit, the moose comes in second! the moose is furious, he and the Birkawitzes lock antler in the living room. They charge at each other and knock each other out. I figured this was my chance, I grabbed the moose, strapped him back onto the fender of my car and headed back to the forest...But.... I got the Birkawitzes and there's a law about driving with a Jewish couple on your car Tuesday, Thursdays and especially Saturdays.

Next morning the Birkawitzes wake up in the forest in a moose suit. Mr Birkawitze is shot stuffed and mounted by the local rifle club, but the joke is on them because it's restricted. Woody Allen 1973

Well trained moose to cross the road where it is supposed to, near by the signs!
How does they train these moose's

Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8&spfreload=10

#6 the governtment putting deer crossing signs in high traffic areas... the antennae on my tin foil hat just started tingling