"pretty good for camping". say it again. I dare you.

Pretty good for drugs also. There was a stupid movie with an alien monster in a high school, it was some sort of a shape shifter that infected all the people in school or in town. There were some kids that sniffed drugs from this kind of straws. In the end those drugs were able to kill the alien. Pretty good against the aliens too I guess...

When doing the matches, it is a good idea to seal them in with the matchhead down.

The method of choice for hash oil.

And to store his vodka, he uses this straw?

http://www.cobar.org/images/dptcl/barnews4.gif

#3 Also when doing the matches make sure they are not safety matches otherwise you will have to seal a bit of the side of the box in another straw.

I would like to start here and now a competition for things that you could seal in a straw...OKAY I'll start er, er now what is there uum, this is harder than I imagined er Salt oh no we've had salt er I know a needle and thread feck that's gone to, ohh er What about..no that wouldn't fit, a banana wouldn't fit would it? no. I know some emergency air just in case you are about to take your last breath then you've got a bit of spare. Right who's next?

#3 Sure, but will they be good for camping if you do?

#6 is on a roll again.....lol

#2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133751/
Wow, you're old No offense here, maybe we're same age.

#2 and #9, if you like cult films about aliens, these two are gems:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086856
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256

#8 A roll? what do you mean a roll? Do you mean a ham roll? perhaps you mean a Sausage roll? I mean just what kind of a Fecking Roll do you mean er? Perhaps you mean a roll of wall paper is that what you fecking mean? A fecking roll of fecking wallpaper is that the kind of fecking roll you think I'm on er? You're thinking of pasting me to a fecking wall with fecking Polycell (there are other brands of wallpaper paste)having first laid me out on a fecking pasting table with your fecking rule and stripping knife...Nurse

#11..haha..I don't know how to comment on this, but your comments make me laugh each and every time, one of the reasons I love snotr.

#12 Ah Shucks, that's really nice of you to say that You say my comments make you laugh, which presumably means you think I'm funny well funny how? I mean just how fecking funny do you think I am er? I amuse you do I? Well what's so fecking funny about me? looking, do you mean I'm fecking funny looking? does my appearance make you laugh or is it Like funny strange? is that it, you think I'm fecking strange, you think I go out of my way to be fecking strange just to amuse you? well I don't see anyone else thinking I'm strange apart from my Dr and a few people at the clinic, my wife (but she's funny, what does she know), my brother but he doesn't even exist as I'm an only one, the guy at the club with the haircut he's thinks I'm strange, everyone at Quimstrap but they are all weird and strange, Jason my hairdresser, Lydia assistant manager at rentabuffing, Lydia's partner Samantha, My co-star Zac and the Boom team, all three of my parents and finally I'd like to thank prof placenta without which this film couldn't have been made....Sister get the straps it's coming on again

Yes they do #13 and yes you are very funny, in a very goofy sort of way and no, it's not your appearance because I assume the chicken on your picture is not you...lol...must be British humor then...well anyways thanks for making me laugh.. nothing wrong with that..

#9 Actually I am 11 ears younger then you

#14 If you can spread a little humour everyday your day has not been wasted plus it pisses off all the miserable people. If not you may as well be a fecking chicken

Completely agree with that #16