I guess now he think that it was not a good idea to provoke the gator

Truck tastes like chicken.

One reason I would not want to live in FL.

Also , using ducttape to repair a front bumper is not a good idea.

He would have broke some teeth on the steel bumper on my Ford truck.
I wonder if the gator could pop a tire.

He would have broke some teeth on the plastic bumper on my red Honda CRV.
I wonder if the gator could pop a tire.

Now try to explain THAT to the insurance company LOL

#7 One of my uncles had to explain how his camper van was hit by a low flying aircraft, the guy thought he was some kind of fighter ace and was flying low along the road when mu Uncle came around the bend...wingtip scraped right along one side, the guy was lucky enough to keep control...but not lucky enough to keep his flying license.

#4 you are right, but that's a red neck kinda repair..lol

Say no, to VVS

The alligator is not impressed by the phallic symbol the guy thinks his truck represents.

Very much agree with you #11.
Upon watching this a couple of times, I realized the guy is a moron, provoking wildlife, gator or any other wildlife for that matter, is stupid and unwise, he probably invaded the gator's territory anyways...possibly even had babies or eggs nearby, just guessing, really don't know much about those reptiles.

#11 Maybe the Gator would be more impressed with the vaginal symbol your open purse represents sitting next to you while your Prius is stuck in the swampy grass seen in the video.

#13 Did you get offended, because you drive a Ford truck with a steel bumper and #11s comment kinda hit home? It certainly appears that way.

#14 The feminist/lesbian and gay mantra of if a guy has a sports car , a gun ,or a truck then he must be compensating for a lack of something else is just getting tiresome , and #11 plays that tune every time he gets the chance.He must have a problem in that area ,or maybe he was picked on as a child.
Most people in the US who have 2wd or 4wd trucks or SUV's need them for their work or for hunting and backwoods camping.The fact that you "Very much agree" with him says a lot about you.
Here is just one example of the whacky thinking....

http://www.thelocal.fr/20130401/eiffel-tower-feminists-torn-down-phallic

No one minds sports cars, guns, and trucks in itself, but the intolerance sometimes expressed that comes with those who own them, i.e. you.
And yes, it presents itself as underscoring masculinity as to be sure not to appear gay.
Interestingly gay/lesbian individuals usually are more tolerant towards others and their differences and your crowd is more intolerant toward them, as evidenced by homophobic statements and sometimes actions.
And yes, I still agree with #11 and other statements he has made in the past, I doubt anything is wrong with him at all and you are absolutely right, it says a lot about me.

So let me get this straight...according to you, a guy owning a truck,sports car or gun is just underscoring his masculinity as to be sure not to appear queer? And if you do own one of them then you are probably intolerant also? I think you are so open-minded that your brain has fallen out.
If homosexuals are so tolerant then why are they trying to force their agenda on Christian businesses by asking them to participate in homosexual ceremonies which are against their religious beliefs? It is happening from coast to coast and they are actively seeking-out Christian companies to harass just to further their pro-LGBT agenda. Real tolerant group of people you got there,and I would say it does say a lot about you .
ps homophobia describes someone with an irrational fear of homosexuals when it is actually disgust ,not fear, that is felt by most people. I try to treat everyone the same because I am a softy , but I pick who I hang-out with carefully.

You are twisting my words, if you'd have read carefully and not be so reactive you'd have read "sometimes" and "usually" in my comment, meaning that those are the exceptions, but not the rule, although unfortunately there are many. And again if you'd pay attention to what's really going on in the US, you would understand that gays and lesbians are not at all forcing their agenda down your or other Christian's throats, they would just like to enjoy the same rights and privileges others do, after all doesn't the Declaration of Independence say

"...that all men are created equal...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that are among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness...that to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among men....."

one of the most important and beautiful declarations that defines America. And you are wrong again, gays and lesbians are not trying to force clerics to marry them, they don't need to there are plenty that would do it if it wasn't illegal, what they wanted was engage businesses with their wedding parties, wedding cakes etc. To refuse that is not very Christian in my mind. As a reputable business do you think it is okay to refuse service to a customer because of its own personal issues or beliefs? A good business provides good quality service regardless of who they serve because they are proud of their work. So, do you think it would be okay for a car mechanic not to serve a gay man, a restaurant not to serve a lesbian couple, a nurse not caring for a lesbian patient....? See where I'm going with this? Do you remember Germany 1936-1945? Similar patterns occurred then. That is actually very un-American and it could become outright dangerous for our society. Wake up #17!

The first amendment to the Constitution protects your right to practice your religion free from government involvement or control and that right trumps all other,that is why it is first.The second amendment protects the first if need be.
I pay plenty of attention to what is going on in the US and other countries where you can be put in jail for offending someone just by expressing your opinion about somethings. The LBGT is pushing for that type of "hate"speech here in the US just like they have done in the UK including Canada. There is no "right" to not be offended in this country and what the left is pushing IS very dangerous for my country.

Here are just a quick few examples of the harassment Christian businesses are being subjected to:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/oct/20/idaho-citys-ordinance-tells-pastors-to-marry-gays-/

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/04/01/indiana-family-pizzeria-wont-cater-gay-weddings/70813430/

http://dailycaller.com/2015/02/18/judge-rules-against-grandma-florist-for-refusing-to-service-gay-wedding/

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/09/03/todd-american-dispatch-christian-bakery-closes-after-lgbt-threats-protests.html

Yes, of course it does and I'm sure you're happy that the discriminatory Freedom of Religion Act passed, maybe you should move to Indiana, so that you can exercise that dumb law. I'm sure it would complete you...but it's okay that the religious business right is making a fool of themselves and will eventually hurt themselves refusing service to all those wealthy gays and lesbians. There are already tons of businesses that denounce this Act anyways, even big ones like Walmart, Starbucks, Chipotle Grill, just to name a few, and will never exercise it...it's doomed to die, trust me. Anything hateful like that will not survive.

Fact is the Constitution is a very fluid document, many things left open for interpretation, purposefully so by the men that designed it, being aware that there would be significant changes coming to the country over time. Good thing we have a Supreme Court to do the interpreting...and right now we're lucky to have a pretty decent group of justices there. And guess what, overall the sentiment in the US is changing and will continue to change towards pro LBGT, thanks to the younger generation (18-30 year olds) who are sick and tired of all the old fogies bickering and whining about gays, about women choosing abortion, etc because ultimately it is no one's business but our own what happens in America's bedrooms, right? Free to choose! We'll see what the Supreme Court soon decides over gay marriage.....

I actually don't get what it matters to straight people whether gays and lesbians marry, as long as their rights aren't violated, and they aren't. Weird..

The National Health Interview Survey, which is the government’s premier tool for annually assessing Americans’ health and behaviors, found that 1.6 percent of adults self-identify as gay or lesbian, and 0.7 percent consider themselves bisexual , so I doubt their impact on any business will be even noticed.
The legal and historical (and biblical) definition of marriage has always been a union of one man and one woman , not between two men or a woman and a horse or any other abomination.You can call that anything you want but it does not fit the definition of a marriage.
Abortion is another topic you mentioned that we disagree on so I will just say that the moral decay going on in the US is sickening.

Darwin award nominee...

Geez, don't miss the times getting into those arguments with sux2bhim, where I had to stick up for the right thing, but if I had to I would do it all over again.