How not to use an escalator

This old man clearly has no idea how to use an escalator >:)

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-2 1. LightAng3l commented 12 years ago

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-1 2. martynbiker commented 12 years ago

Is'nt 'Moderator' another term for 'Micro=penis'?
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-1 3. martynbiker commented 12 years ago

and yeah, after the first 20 seconds it wasnt even funny....... in fact, it wasnt even funny at all, "Niek" your a turd!
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+8 4. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

#2 Yes, it's totally true.. Not even worth debating.. :D
But tell me something, how do you know about the term 'micropenis'?
Are you implying you have what it takes to be a moderator? >:)
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+6 5. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

And by the way, I actually find it enjoyable to remove 'FIRST!' comments.. I know.. Sad right? :D
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+1 6. digiD commented 12 years ago


I pride myself on posting the tenth comment in any thread!!
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+2 7. doomchi commented 12 years ago

i like 0:34 best
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+3 8. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

#(removed comment), Yep, there's no way in hell I was being ironic when choosing a nick (I'm assuming you've learned what a 'nick' means by now) right? That never happens.. >:)

Wait, I seem to remember you USAnumber1 applying to be a moderator (remember, you called us moderators to liberal?) at some point..
But I guess you could keep up the great work submitting flash games like you've done at least twice.. You really don't get it do you? There's a difference in interactive flash games a normal video. >:)
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+2 9. Darnko commented 12 years ago

why are moderator's making these comments. If there is no comments there really shouldn't be anything to moderate. It seems to me that the moderator in this thread should of cut himself out of it
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+2 10. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

#9 Valid point. But then again, we were arguing long before I were 'hired' as a moderator. So to not argue like little kids anymore wouldn't be fair to any of us, really.. If we didn't want to quarrel we wouldn't have started in the first place. Should I really be silenced (while others keep going) just because I at some point were set to review submitted videos (and then later also were set to close comments, remove inappropriate comments and other stuff)?

We're just having fun, get over it.. :D
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+2 11. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

Yeah, well no-one told me about the pink (no pun intended) comments.. :*
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+2 12. Rhetoric_Spark commented 12 years ago

He should have stayed home this day...
If he doesn't know escalators, I really think that some people should tell him tha t World War II is over, just in case ^^ >:)
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0 13. daredevil commented 12 years ago

just think we will all be old and useless one day......soon!

hey moderator their was a plause when i signed up to this here website saying stik to the video subject shouldnt you set an example and stop annoying everyone with you guys bs take it sumwhere else or better yet "find their weakness expose it, find their strengths use it against them!"
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+2 14. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

#13 I'm already old and useless.. Setting an example for other old-as-shit-guys isn't a big priority since the effectivness is < 1.

Are you seriously saying I shouldn't have commented on the 'Moderator being another term for µpenis' ? Have som humour for gods sake.. Don't take life so serious that you won't enjoy it.. :D

Haven't you heard, when you're arguing on the Internet there's no such thing as winning, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun for gods sake. Go to war and use your own advise, if it works we'll all be here expecting to hear how it went. >:)
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0 15. daredevil commented 12 years ago

old useless small penis? dude thats really sad, im young, bonito, ittelligent, and hung like a horse(and know how to use it),maybe i do take life to seiously but then i do have a sense of humour and my social life extends far from the realms of the internet if only i knew how to download torrents faster i got a good connection but a dvd takes days wtf ,any suggestions appreciated?? hey i would be defensive if i had a small knob to but i dont so im not.... na na na keep up the good work (thats called sniffing farts)
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+2 16. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

Good luck with your 'ittelligence'.. :D
(And if you had paid attention you would have known that I have two kids and a wife, but you're right, that doesn't qualify as a social life.. Too bad for me.. And my sad, sad life.. >:)
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0 17. daredevil commented 12 years ago

yeah ok i fukd up my spelling
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0 18. daredevil commented 12 years ago

i knew you had a wife b4 u told me look my comment on da wet dog commercial,paid attention to what and why ? is your life really worth taking notice of ?
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+2 19. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

A wife before? Since when did we split up? She's nagging me right now about coming to bed (GMT+1 you know..), so I seriously doubt that she's in the past tense..
What's the point in claiming a lack of a social life when you already know that I have a social life (at least after the kids is tucked in and the wife is watching her Desperate woman-something-on-TV) ?

Jealousy is and will for ever be a bitch.. :D
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0 20. Aliquantulus commented 12 years ago

After removing a couple of inappropriate comments from the user daredevil on the 'Monkeys on ice' video' I think it's best to close the comments for now.

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