Messing with Chuck Norris
A commercial of Mountain Dew, featuring Chuck Norris.
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3. jezarocks91 commented 16 years ago
nah that was shit
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4. saatanaperkele commented 16 years ago
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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6. SixaxisDualshock commented 16 years ago
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris. ![:D](//snotr.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/images/smilies/grin.png)
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7. Aliquantulus commented 16 years ago
#5 XD..
Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, he simply says "make clean".
Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups, he just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
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Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, he simply says "make clean".
Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups, he just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
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8. Chumney_Warner commented 16 years ago
Let them all begin
Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice !!!!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice !!!!
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9. Hellblazer112 commented 16 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stone to kill two birds, he just tells the birds do die and they fall out of the sky.
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12. smartpatrol commented 16 years ago
If you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
I also noticed if you dont spell his name with a capital letter it shows up as being misspelled here
I also noticed if you dont spell his name with a capital letter it shows up as being misspelled here
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15. Noureddin commented 16 years ago
Chuck Norris is quite a bit overrated.
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17. lockandload commented 14 years ago
chuck norris kicks ass ![;)](//snotr.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/images/smilies/wink.png)
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18. PortugaL26 commented 14 years ago
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake.
after three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died..
after three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died..
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20. seldomseen77 commented 12 years ago
Superman sleeps with Chuck Norris pajamas.
+8 1. moogle254 commented 16 years ago
lol they couldve done a lot better