Messing with Chuck Norris

A commercial of Mountain Dew, featuring Chuck Norris.

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+8 1. moogle254 commented 16 years ago

the chuck-strich...
lol they couldve done a lot better
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+7 2. caives commented 16 years ago

chuck norris is so cool! :D
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+1 3. jezarocks91 commented 16 years ago

nah that was shit
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+25 4. saatanaperkele commented 16 years ago

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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+19 5. Maffis commented 16 years ago

chuck norris doesn't turn the lights on; he turns the dark off!
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-7 6. SixaxisDualshock commented 16 years ago

Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris. :D
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+1 7. Aliquantulus commented 16 years ago

#5 XD..

Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.

Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, he simply says "make clean".

Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups, he just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.

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+6 8. Chumney_Warner commented 16 years ago

Let them all begin

Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice !!!!
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+8 9. Hellblazer112 commented 16 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't need a stone to kill two birds, he just tells the birds do die and they fall out of the sky.
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+4 10. Darnko commented 16 years ago

#5 #7 8-) What, is it like.."Stop or I will Program!, then you'll die of boredom"? 8-)
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+4 11. MsZoomy commented 16 years ago

that was great!!
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+8 12. smartpatrol commented 16 years ago

If you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

I also noticed if you dont spell his name with a capital letter it shows up as being misspelled here
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-2 13. Darnko commented 15 years ago

#5 #7 8-) What, is it like.."Stop or I will Program!, then you'll die of boredom"? 8-)
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+7 14. Rabanga commented 15 years ago

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard and slept with 3 nurses.
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-11 15. Noureddin commented 15 years ago

Chuck Norris is quite a bit overrated.
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+8 16. alexandru commented 14 years ago

chuck norris can chop wood with his nails
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+1 17. lockandload commented 13 years ago

chuck norris kicks ass ;)
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+6 18. PortugaL26 commented 13 years ago

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake.
after three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died..
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+1 19. sux2bu commented 13 years ago

Bruce Lee has all of Chuck's movies and has a shrine dedicated to him.
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0 20. seldomseen77 commented 12 years ago

Superman sleeps with Chuck Norris pajamas.