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0 1. thundersnow commented 9 years ago

Get back from the.. what?......

Change of subject: so......what does the number mean below the thumbnail...mine is 40...have they always been there and I just have never seen them...or..either way I just now noticed them for the first time. Wonder if snotr has the answer.
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+4 2. dushan commented 9 years ago

#1 the answer is 42 :D
( go to your profile and look under "achievements unlocked" ) :) :D
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+18 3. Meggey commented 9 years ago

#1 Get back from the queens Guards
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+7 4. dushan commented 9 years ago

#3 actually it's "stand back...":'s_Guard
"sentries receive instruction on how to eliminate nuisance or any suggestion of threat from members of the public. there is a protocol they follow which begins with "stamping" (coming to attention sharply). he will also shout: "stand back from the guard" or words to that effect." :)
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+1 6. thundersnow commented 9 years ago

Thanks #3 and #2..ha like this old song! :)
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+6 7. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago

It's a pity there are not allowed to bayonet idiots like this. I'm not sure what nationality the pillock is, but I'm guessing he wouldn't try that in his own country. They would make him a martyr alright, a posthumous bloody martyr. I really hate to see fecking tourists taking the piss the feckers :O Oh and #1 the number is how many times you have said something stupid on Snotr :*
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+5 8. loadrunner commented 9 years ago

#7 they are allowed, but they won't do it. These fellows are soldiers in active duty, if you harras them they are allowed to hit you, it you threaten them it can be seen as an attack to the british army.
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+5 9. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago

#8 I think I mentioned Bayoneting piss taking tourists that's what I want, oh yes that's what I want, just up the arse nothing too serious, just so they remember every time they take a crap for a while. Not to mess with the Queens guard..

Change of subject (well you did #8) I'm getting really fed up with all these fecking mindless, idiot, robotic, blind, stupid, backward, shite for brains extremis murdering barsterds, getting killed when ever they very bravely slaughter innocent people with their machine guns (any idiot and they all are, can slaughter people with a machine gun by the way you don't even have to be a good shot) Why on earth do they have to be killed! shoot the feckers in the legs, tie them to a big sheet of chipboard arms and legs akimbo hang them upside down so that the blood can get to the important organ and let them any relatives of their victims in the mood, clear their minds of the indoctoring process. :(
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+2 10. thundersnow commented 9 years ago

Change of subject #9...I guess than you will soon catch up with me in the statements of stupidity department..36 is not that far from >:)
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+1 11. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

#9 +1 Sounds like you have your war face on now....good ,but what set you off? Tunisia attack ? That would do it. :|
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+1 12. dushan commented 9 years ago

#11 i think #9 was watching dylann roof dancing charleston
quite upsetting performance, but we could see all shades of "freedom"...
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+4 13. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago

#11 Absolutely the Tunisia murders this time, but the way these idiots work...(work that's a joke, if they had jobs then maybe they wouldn't have so much time on their hands to commit these murders)..tomorrow likely today even, another brainwashed fool will kill some other defenceless group of people. I shudder at just how far this is going to go, I see no end to it and I fear for the future of this beautiful planet.
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+1 14. dushan commented 9 years ago

#13 interestingly enough, and deferring from the subject of this video, 38 tourists killed by islamists, everyone loses their minds, 2000 ( give or take a hundred or two ) civilians killed in nigeria by islamists, nobody bats an eye...
#11 assumingly because they are ( quote from one of your comments ) "blacks"?
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+1 15. thundersnow commented 9 years ago

Didn't mean my #10 comment to be offending to you #7, in case it came across that way (seeing I'm down voted)...meant to be sarcastic and joking..because your comment at #7 was hilarious and made me laugh....
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+1 16. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

#14 Boko Haram didn't kill thousands in Nigeria because they were black , but because they were Christian. Like ISIS they follow the Koran to the letter as they read it and as their clerics tell them it says. If they are reading it wrongly then I wish the majority of Muslims who do not read it that way would rise-up and put a halt to their wicked ways.
Surprisingly it is white South Africans who have turned the tide against Boko Haram and freed hundreds of captured girls who had been forced into being bush wives and slaves.
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0 17. dushan commented 9 years ago

#16 but nobody cares anyway, right? i mean what is 2000 "blacks" compared to 38 "whites"?
anyhow, dylann roof is not muslim ( let's not forget many other "dylanns" ), and yet he went so far that he thought it's ok to kill people in church, good christian that is, as much as the man who detonates a bomb in the musk or church, or kills innocent people on the beach is a good muslim...

let's not put all people in the same basket, because religion, nation, skin tone... none of these make you a good or a bad person...
emphasizing "evil muslims" in almost every comment is to say at least hypocritical, considering the fact that your government is a godmother of isis...
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+3 18. Sizzlik (admin) commented 9 years ago

:warning: Really guys? Another flamewar? Seems the only sollution is to ban some people. :warning:
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+2 19. dushan commented 9 years ago

#18 we usually start on the right foot, but i simply don't like and appreciate the fact that every darn video is turned into hate speech

personally, i'm up to my ears in hate speeches from media and preaches about who to hate, this is the last place i would like to hear things as such

if we could leave politics, religion and other crap outside snotr and focus on what snort is about, that would be great...
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+1 20. thundersnow commented 9 years ago

snotr... S.N.O.T.R.. ;) :P :*
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-1 21. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

#17 Why do you keep saying nobody cares? Is it because that is your attitude towards blacks? And why do you keep using double quotation marks? Does that indicate some hidden agenda on your part ? :D
In the US the outpouring of support and sympathy for the victims and their families for what that demented white supremacist did is very apparent. Dylann was not following any of the teachings or examples that Christ showed us , and that is a big difference from what ISIS and Boko Haram can claim.
Let's call a truce and make some squirrel :)
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+3 22. dushan commented 9 years ago

#21 what i'm saying is that we should focus on fun and subjects of the videos and leave politics, religion, "religion" and all racist crap outside snotr
i'm allergic to that bull****t and i'm sure that all will agree that neither has place here
i apologize for mentioning charleston and nigeria in that manner, we all watch the news so we don't need personal views of tragedies, homeland or oversea
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+2 23. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

Cool how about a beer? :)
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+3 24. dushan commented 9 years ago

approved :)
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+4 25. Geekster (admin) commented 9 years ago

Guys look, a 3-headed monkey!
:(|) :(|) :(|)
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+1 26. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

#25 As in "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" ?
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+4 27. dushan commented 9 years ago

#25 well, i'm glad someone remembers famous guybrush threepwood and his adventures :)
may i offer a monkey leash with three collars :D

#26 nope, it's from monkey island video game reference :)
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+7 28. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago

#27 I don't quite get why you made such a big deal about Blacks and whites? You're fecking Blue >:)
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0 29. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

#28 Hey now I am offended....You used a capital B for Blacks but a lower case w for whites.
Back to the hen-house for you and no corn . :D
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+4 30. Sizzlik (admin) commented 9 years ago

#23 one round is on me..cheers
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+2 31. Judge-Jake commented 9 years ago

#28 As a defender of all that is right and really pissed off with all that is wrong, I apologise and wish to apologise for my Accidental misplacing of Capital letters. I am completely cool whatever colour you are be it Black, white, Yellow, Green, Not Blue. Just as long as you are a good person, if you are a bad person I despise you Black, White, Yellow, Green and especially BLUE. >:)
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+2 32. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

#31 You did it again!!! :D
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0 33. buckleg08 commented 6 years ago

Idiots just need to push what they can do then cry to momma when scolded...>:)
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0 34. Scotsman50 commented 6 years ago

#21 Here are some squirrels for your stew :squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:
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+1 35. buckleg08 commented 4 years ago

and the apache helicopter was born...:P
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+1 36. thundersnow commented 3 years ago

Stupid tourists that think they're cool. :|
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+1 37. buckleg08 commented 3 years ago

tourist is as tourist does...>:)
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0 38. thundersnow commented 3 years ago

#37 I guess you're right. 8-)
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0 39. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago

My goodness reading how angry I was six years ago, you would hardly believe that I'm now a monk. :D