"Ouch..." thats all i can think of...

I'd like to see him shave with an electric plane or a spokeshave nuts

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day
I wear high heels I wear a bra I like to press wild flowers
I wish I was a girly just like my dear papa
I'm a lumberjack and I don't care I shave with an axe now my arse is bare
I nicked my bum I did a papercut between my toes and that little thread thing underneath my tongue and then my song went wrong ooouuu! Nuts

#2 JJ really in a singing mood today...

I use to think 'Axe' is an after shave.

That's a real man .

That's nothin'. I use an ax for 'manscaping'.

@ 0:32 his neck (seems to be right around the jugular area) isn't quite as clean as clean-shaven as his jaw

Awe...the hipsters are starting to grow up!

Now do a bikini line!

#10 Somehow I don't think that guy is the bikini wearing type.....you?

#7 Try shaving your balls with a chainsaw. Then i'm impressed!

I tried one of my friends 'NO NO' on my Oviduct feck me! I now know why it's called a No No cos that's what I shouted NO!!!fecking NO!!! painless!! Bulls-poo. Not suitable for feathers I can tell you, I'd have my balls shaved with a chainsaw any day or my chest mowed with a brushcutter (yeah I'm not your normal hen see) nuts JJ SSASP

babyface oO

Well in that case, how about using a combine to shave anything that needs shaven, balls, legs, under arms, face...HA!!!...piece of cake

So #13 what actually does the SSASP stand for.....secret service agent snotr police maybe...or secret service assistant for snotr police or.....hhmmmm.....s..y snotr agent serving the public....???

#15 Three very good attempts Mss Snowthunder it's actually Snotr Self Appointed Secret Police, or it was until you blew my cover. But never mind just as long as Snotr don't catch on (little chance of that).

Yeah I got fed up with being overlooked for promotion, showed the site to my attorney and she agreed it was a breach of my human rights to not be in the role I was perfectly appropriate for eggspecially with my special and exclusive skills. So she told me to either start a coo, but I told her that's more Pigeon than Hen or an aggressive take over of the company citing disillusionment and no confidence in the present management structure OR an atheistical secret (until now) self appointed policing service of both the Administration department and the useee's.

I have a costume not unlike Spiderman but with a cape not unlike Superman and a special SSASP emblem which glows in the dark, vibrates and enlarges in diameter when I come in close proximity to bad uns and women (It needs a slight tweet in the electrics). I also have a special cry "NUTS" you may have seen it? that's when I'm onto something. I decided my emblem needed a logo also and I thought to keep my cover but also keep it tantalizingly related to my photo I would zoom in on my lower below bottom regions, lower, lower that's it below my ankle and be known as 'THE CLAW' Riter of rongs, singer of songs snapper of thongs banger of gongs THE CLAW (That's how the tv spin off opening credit will sound) NUTS

It looked like he had cut his through full length

Why shave....... A flame thrower is quicker.

#16......is that what I have seen flying around out there??? Don't be underestimating snotr though...good luck on your endeavors..

#19 I wouldn't dare nuts and capes away

You got my name wrong again #16...ugh!!!

#21 Really sorry isthatthunderorlightening it won't happen again

No problem Jadge-Juke..