Oh, I see. So you accelerate with your penis.

..#1and where does this leave women???

#2 Sadly out of luck it would seem.

#2 They navigate with their breasts and are therefore more precise!

Holly sh!t, I actually see this happening in the near future. Just think of all tech advancements we had over the last 100 years and how most sounded and looked ridiculous before they became reality and normal to us now. So why not this.

#5 Yes but this one is also pointless! and if I'm completely honest a tiny bit dangerous!

Hat back and dick forward. Perfect.

And anyone else appreciate the irony of using tech to scoot around (to different exercise machines) and save energy and thus not exercise – in a bloody gym. Hand head slap.

Doing that round 100 times is a pretty workout.

#7 Austin I do hope your comment on the irony of the subject matter is in itself irony, but I have a sinking feeling that it isn't. Absolutely everyone in the world and now you realise that, that's the whole point of the video. Nuts just crazy man, I despair I really despair. "he figured she'd gone back to Austin, cos she talked about it all the time"

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Translation? ..I know #9 ...google translate, but I'm lazy today..

#10 How about down a mountain?

what the heck is it called? is it the poor man's segway?

#13 It's called a Looklikeatwat board $50 Walmart

Ha #12, you know you left out the first word in your translation, right?