How much extra for a happy ending? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIEDIrE

Burning money is so classy

...and I get upset when I get charged an extra $50 for my luggage.

...I had an "extra legroom" on ryanair once! boy, what a luxury that was...

People addicted to such luxury 24/7 are one of the reasons to environmental / poverty issues. The ecological impact each passenger has on these trips can't be justified.

I visited Lufthansa Technik in Hamburg, where one of the two new private 747s of the emir of Qatar where customized at the time. I won't start with the racehorse stables and operating theater...
The most insane fact was that he wanted it painted in pearl colour to match his favourite car. Since no such color exists for aircraft and car paint does not survive the expansion and contraction of the fuselage very well, he bought painting crews and an enormous paintshop at every airport he visits regularly.
Another crazy fact is that it is en vogue amongst sheiks to have crome coloured air inlets for the engines on their private airliners. As they land and take off in sandy environments they get all dull and have to be replaced everytime the aircraft is serviced between flights. So they have a whole industrial complex in Hamburg that exclusively restores crome engine bodies.

Who the hell can't wait a few hours without luxury, and just sit in a seat and nap or something? If I ever were rich, I would feel HORRIBLE to spend tens of thousands on a few hour luxury flight instead of donating the difference anywhere. I could never get myself to do that.
I look at these ******** bitches with the narration "happily tuck you in" and get furious.

It's an enclosed space anyway, with its sole purpose of getting you from A to B. Sure, make the seats comfy. But anything else doesn't belong there. It's like, why not host a hockey game on an airplane - makes no sense.