What happened to the poor monkey

"How dare you throw a shoe at me a**hole.....take this, and some of that."
"Oh, so now you wanna throw some punches at me too...."
"How 'bout I just pull yer a** down this hill, what, now your gonna throw sand in my face?"
"You messed with the wrong monkey pal......this ain't over, as soon as I dry off, round two mf!"

Why is he throwing his shoes at the monkey when there are so many rocks close by? Monkeys are a real problem in some countries. They are not sweet little animals. They are dirty, stinking, dangerous critters that need to be delt with in a harsh way. Americans think all monkeys are cute little pets. Try to pat one sometime and see if you loose your hand or a few fingers to one. Get real.

lol that monkey was pissed off !!

#3 You sound CANADIEN!!! (much love homies) would you throw a rock towards your motorcycle? That was one intense monkey fight. Normally people back down but this dude didn't! What an Epic battle!!!

Umm #3 I'm an American and I don't think all monkeys are cute little pets. Does that qualify as me "getting real"?

#3 Why did you single-out Americans instead of just ANYONE who thinks those nasty creatures are friendly little almost human animals. I can't understand why in some countries they allow monkeys to run the streets and harass everyone. And when you consider that larger monkeys, like baboons, can kill a leopard you know that it is dangerous to be around them.
That guy is lucky if he didn't get a nasty bite or two.

I for one would not tolerate that. Monkeys are real trouble makers, if someone tries to 'bribe' a single monkey somewhere in India, then everyone will quickly have their cars and motorbikes vandalized by monkeys looking for a food payout. Scary little bastards.