WTF? You must be f*ing licking me!

I love cats, and yet, wouldn't get caught dead with this goofy thing. Whats next, nursing nipples, so you can start "bonding" that much sooner? I mean come on... Just use a normal brush, or, god forbid, pet them with your hand *gasps*. They love attention, but you don't have to emulate their actions, sheesh. You will still bond with your pet just fine.

Where cats are concerned your hand is a huge tongue so I don't even see the point of this thing. It just seems so uncomfortable for the human to use. Thought it was a joke at first until I saw the kickstarter...

licki brush! lick your pussy!

I haven't got a cat, but I sometimes lick my girlfriend's pussy.

#6.
a) I know this isn't a porn site.
b) I'm not your buddy.
c) I'm not interested in what assumptions you make.
d) Your guesswork is of no interest to me.

#7 Jeesh, you should take some sandpaper to that edge.

#7..Relax, #6 is making a joke, it's okay, we're all adults here

#7 1) With an attitude like yours I can see where the inspiration for your user name came from.
2) You are right you are definitely not my Buddy.
3) You'll get my assumptions whether you are interested in them or not.
4) Lighten up or you will be permanently placed in the SSASP Book of feckers first testical you are teetering on the appendix already.
5) Apart from your hobby of licking male cats I'm pretty sure I once saw you in a film called Stripes with Bill Murray. You are Conrad Dunn aren't you, you played Francis Sawyer aka Psycho. You must remember here was your famous speech.

FRANCIS:- "The name is Francis Sawyer but everybody calls me psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll Kill you.

JJ :- Oooooooh

FRANCIS :- You just made the list buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

JJ Lighten up Francis. oh and a double monkey to you

WTH, unreal, the "human" population is doomed!

#10
I'm guessing you're not too bright.
Take another look at my (c) and (d).
You'll get the message eventually.

I'll go ahead and let you have the last word now.
Something tells me that's very important to you.

"Have you ever wanted to lick your cat?"

Um, no...

"Cat's lick each other as a form of social bonding. As a human you're left out of this intimate ritual."

Uhhh, yeah, see because, I'm a human!