Now i understand Chinese!
Why would we use whole line to name one thing
if you can just draw the damn thing

"Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (Soft-boiled egg shell cracker)"

Tokfartoomuchtimegettingthetopoff.

(By the time he'd finished I'd already eaten my egg).

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz — means "the law for the delegation of monitoring beef labelling" (63 letters). (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKn9kShqatc)

Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften - "insurance companies providing legal protection."

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän - "Danube steamship company captain"

Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister - "head district chimney sweep."

So much for famed German engineering. f

Gimme a good old fashioned table spoon to whack the egg with anyday

it can be handy if you have to do 100 eggs, but i just cant imagine a situation like that.

Now I have a soft boiled egg every morning, usually duck, which I soft boil myself 6 minutes 50 seconds in a pre boiled pan in simmer perfecto. What I then do is cool the egg in the pan using cold water of course for a couple of minutes then I take the egg from the pan and put it into a nice piece of clean kitchen roll which inadvertently dries the egg. Then I tap it gently still in the towel against my desk or if I'm feeling violent I'll strike it with my stapler then I remove all the shell (Always remove ALL the shell few things worse in life than discovering a piece of duck egg shell between your teeth when you crunch AAAAHHHHH!!!! it's like paper cuts between your toes AAAAHHHHHH!! or inside your eye lids AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!) anyway then I bite the pointy bit off exposing the beautiful yellow slightly runny centre, two bites later it's history, don't need one of these gadgets it would get in the way.

#3
All of those are not words used in german.
You can make up fantasy words, but won't work...

#8 Nimm's nicht so schwer!

BILD.de zeigt heute: Die 10 längsten deutschen Wörter.

Die folgenden Beispiele sind in mindestens vier unterschiedlichen Texten belegt:

Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaft
Gleichgewichtsdichtegradientenzentrifugation
Elektrizitätswirtschaftsorganisationsgesetz
Verkehrswegeplanungsbeschleunigungsgesetz
Hochleistungsflüssigkeitschromatographie
Restriktionsfragmentlängenpolymorphismus
Telekommunikationsüberwachungsverordnung
Unternehmenssteuerfortentwicklungsgesetz


http://www.bild.de/10um10/2012/10-um-10/hitliste-um-zehn-laengste-deutsche-woerter-tag-der-deutschen-sprache-26063950.bild.html


http://www.duden.de/sprachwissen/sprachratgeber/die-laengsten-woerter-im-duden

#8 Those words do exist, however no one is really using them. As far as I'm informed those long compound words can now be separately used under the new grammatical rules, but one has to understand the meaning before one can split them i.e.:

Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung

Grundstücks Verkehrsgenehmigungs Zuständigkeits Übertragungs Verordnung

#5..Yeah I prefer multi-taskers over uni-taskers as well

Makes me wish that there were some really good German love songs.

Someone translate "My Heart Will Go On" into German.

One time I heard "Careless Whisper" in Mandarin. That was interesting.

#11 There are many beautiful German love songs..I know this

I once talk about Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz with a german tourist I met in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch while touring Wales. Pretty interesting until I experienced a strain of the tongue...

#10 If that is German thank the feck they lost the war Twice. Or we'd all be speaking it. Ouu Ouu don't mention the wars! scheehuuush I mentioned it just then but I think I got away with it

#12 Deutsche Schlager

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W767qjLiYE

#15
What about this one?
"Today is my day"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXay1pdfQpI

#16 or this one:

https://youtu.be/dP9Wp6QVbsk?t=8s

#17 Or this, which I love :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaJPn2pdZQ

#1 That was a cracking video...