So many different ways you can light a fire, when I'm away backpacking I have a lighter, magnifying glass from the front of a torch ( or my reading glasses ) flint and steel...with some cotton wool soaked in Vaseline to start to fire with, or I can make a fire drill pretty easily...if all else fails I'll nip down to the local pub for a bite to eat..and a pint of course ;-)

Oh dear. I don't have any jump leads. I wonder if my cigarette lighter would be any use?

Also here is one unique instruction how to start the vehicle :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UBSFFy_xGs

#1 So important when backpacking alone to pack the Vaseline.
#2 If you are out in bear country and you have your lighter chances are you are a smoker, so better to forget the fire, let the bear eat you, much quicker than a slow lingering death through lung cancer.

#4. No. I'm a non smoker. My car's a non smoker too, but it does have a cigarette lighter.

I don't know or have any of this....rely on cute guys like you #1, #2, #3 and #4 to rescue me

#6 Well that goes without saying if any of us happen to be passing I'm sure we would stop and light your pencil for you.

#6. I'd be delighted to 'light your fire' for you ;-)...snigger.

#3. Holy crap...I wonder if they took the ammo out first!

#8 Yea for sure and not to mention if any metal parts inside the rifles got spot-welded together.

#6.

A damsel in distress I have spotted,
On the road up ahead to the right,
I see her attempting to fashion,
From an old HB pencil, a light,

So I skid to a halt to assist,
This sweet lady in need of me now,
Stepping from my machine with a flourish, saying...
"The Fox, at your service, Thundersnow!"

#7, #8, #10 How lovely and comforting to know I'm in such good hands ...#10 I'm quite taken by the poem..did you make it yourself? It's very flattering to have my name is in a poem

#10. You old SMOOTHIE you!!!

#11 there is song with your name too:
https://vimeo.com/178297457

This is one of my favorite songs!

#13 Wow! Intense story for my sensitive and romantic heart .......I usually don't like country music, but there are exceptions...