The art of candy self defense
No candies were harmed during this robbery attempt.
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4. cameramaster commented 7 years ago
Just think what would have happened if he had thrown a 'wagon wheel' at them, that would have had them in a 'Twix', probably have knocked them halfway round the 'milky way' , could have been a bit of a 'Marathon' though, eee by 'gum' that would have done it!
( over to you now ) ;-)
( over to you now ) ;-)
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6. snotraddict commented 7 years ago
That is a gutsy move. Two guys with machetes and he starts throwing merchandise and them, but most of all I can't believe it worked!
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7. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago
Can you just imagine the journey home in the car after the five minute silence.
"Okay tell me again from the beginning, just so I've got this clear in my head. We planned this robbery with precision timing. Remember all those diagrams I drew, all those rehearsals ?"
"Yeah I remember"
"Okay so we pull up outside"
"Yeah"
"You get out"
"Yeah I did"
"With a machete right, you did have the machete didn't you"
"Yeah I did have the machete"
"The shop assistant see's you get out of the car and move's to the left"
"Well he moved to the right actually"
"Your left"
"Oh yeah he moved to my left, his right"
"Okay he moved to his right, your left"
"Yeah"
"THEN (clears his throat)"
"Look just don't!"
"THEN he starts throwing SWEETS at you"
"look I panicked"
"And you still had the machete right?"
"I know how it looks"
"You know how it fecking looks, you do know this is going to be on Snotr don't you"
"Look I'm sorry okay"
"You my friend are a TWONK"
"Okay tell me again from the beginning, just so I've got this clear in my head. We planned this robbery with precision timing. Remember all those diagrams I drew, all those rehearsals ?"
"Yeah I remember"
"Okay so we pull up outside"
"Yeah"
"You get out"
"Yeah I did"
"With a machete right, you did have the machete didn't you"
"Yeah I did have the machete"
"The shop assistant see's you get out of the car and move's to the left"
"Well he moved to the right actually"
"Your left"
"Oh yeah he moved to my left, his right"
"Okay he moved to his right, your left"
"Yeah"
"THEN (clears his throat)"
"Look just don't!"
"THEN he starts throwing SWEETS at you"
"look I panicked"
"And you still had the machete right?"
"I know how it looks"
"You know how it fecking looks, you do know this is going to be on Snotr don't you"
"Look I'm sorry okay"
"You my friend are a TWONK"
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8. thundersnow commented 7 years ago
Wondering where this is, where gas costs 119.9...
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10. Judge-Jake commented 7 years ago
#8#9 That's about the same as the UK at the moment
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12. thundersnow commented 7 years ago
#11 We are not...lol
+18 1. ChuckMaurice commented 7 years ago