Well much like the British version that was both obvious and shite.

Scotland?

I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.

#2. Don't beat around the bush , tell it like it is

Is there anything worn under that Kilt? 'NO!...everything works just fine' :-)

#2 I like them, just for the fact that they were brave enough to fight for their independence.

#2 Now come on Mrs Sturgeon it's not that bad. You could always have a referendum! Oh wait a minute you already had one didn't you? and didn't the majority of you Scots vote to stay with your English comrades, you know I think you might have done.

#6 Noooo.....I want the hen back.....who is this anyways?...this creepy image scared me

edit: this is getting very creeeepy

edit: Okay, better, I know Joe Pesci....but still not like the hen

#2 I love being Scottish

You may well be the lowest of the lowlife scum on earth.(by your own admission)

Please do not categorize me my family or anyone i know with your own shitty existence.

If this nation is so bad why the hell are you still in this country?
And if your own life sucks so much we have quite a few very high nice bridges nationwide you may wish to visit one of them then take a very quick look at what the underside of your chosen bridge looks like.

However there is no other country in the world i would rather have been born in or would move to and i have visited just about every country in the world.

Off topic slightly...I am not an English hater and i voted to leave at the last independence and if there ever is another vote then i would vote to stay as only morons would vote to leave as there was no leave the EU on the table last time so if we left we would still be ruled by the EU so how the fuck is that Independence??

So to quickly sum up #2 Why not piss of to another country and change citizenship or is your record that bad no other country would accept you?

I fucking hate people who claim to be Scottish and slag of there own country and especially to the extreme thatcunt has.

#8 I love my Scottish friends, 2 to be exact, cameramaster and Scotsman! ..That's a good start!

#9 Do not know if you ever looked at this site on FB but if not have a little peek


https://www.facebook.com/groups/scotlandfromtheroadside/

#10 Beautiful pictures on that site, thanks for sharing Scotsman!

#11 Welcome Ma'am