Just as I thought...dogs have owners...Cats have STAFF!

You can ring my bell ell ell ring my bell. The owner must be Pavlovs great grandson with an allergy to dogs.

#2 More like B.F. Skinner's grandchild.
Pavlovian classical conditioning describes an acquired reflexive behavioral response to a stimulus, whereas operant conditioning, as described by Skinner, inreases or decreases the frequency of a behavior of an organism by adding or removing environmental stimuli as a response to an action.

Pavlov: Human rings a bell, cat comes to the foodbowl.
Skinner: Cat rings bell, human comes with the foodbowl.

#3 Oh, do I recall that from years gone by PSY 101 in college. I've always loved this kind of stuff.

Nope, that's the wrong training. You don't reward your pet if, in this case, rings the wrong bell.