Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend

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+4 1. Natan_el_Tigre commented 5 years ago

Can't wait to read the Snotr community's submissions! 8-)
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+5 2. Burimi commented 5 years ago

2:44 Get off the mailman!

5:32 Sure you can ride it everyone has
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-6 3. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago

Funny but didn't warrant the American Audience Hysteria. That was what you could say about the show but not your girlfriend. :D

Now this is going to go in your mouth right down your throat and into your small intestine. Something your Gastroscopy technician might say to you but not your girlfriend, unless she was next for the procedure.:x

Now I'm going to put this up your bottom and make a video! As above at a colonoscopy clinic. 8-)

OMG The opening is massive and full of hot air. Something you might say to a Balloon pilot but not your girlfriend:x

I've just put it in and now it's bleeding. Something your garage might say to you after replacing your breaking system but not your girlfriend.

I'm afraid the nipple snapped off. Something your mechanic might say to you but not your girlfriend :*

I'm sorry but I don't eat the crust. Something you might say to your baker but not your girlfriend O:)

It smells of fish. Something you might say to the fishmonger but not your girlfriend

Well it looks like a prawn what does it taste like?. Something you again might say to your fishmonger but not your girlfriend >:)

I've been down there had a close look and I'm sure they are crabs. Something you might say on your way back from the rock pool, but not to your girlfriend :squirrel:

I've never eaten one with hair on it before. Something you might say at a rabbit lunch party. but not to your girlfriend. :P

Well I didn't think I could come this way. Something you could say to your new Sat Nav but not your girlfriend :'(

It looks like fun but what if I fall and land on my cock. Something you could say to your mate while on a tightrope with chickens underneath but not your girllfriend. :D
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+2 4. thefox commented 5 years ago

Judging by your incomprehensible jabberings, I'd say you're probably braindead. Something you'd say to Little Jakey or Frankenstein, but not your girlfriend. :)
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-1 5. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago

Well I have to say I am a little surprised at the negatives on my #3 above as I took all those from Fox'ies facebook page. Not at all surprised at the #4 comment. O:)
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0 6. marshal24 commented 4 years ago

It is so great like more comment.