You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick

Two comedians face off by telling dad jokes to each other. If one laughs, the other gets a point. The most points wins.

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+4 1. cameramaster commented 4 years ago

You lose sounds like a

1. Mahatma Gandhi, as you probably know walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... ( this is so bad, it's good! )... a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

2. A Scottish guy wanted a donkey for his young son....he spotted an advert for one for sale so went along to have a look at it, when he got to the farm the farmer told him 'I'm really sorry...I'm afraid the donkey died last night'...' how much are yee asking for it'? 'Sorry? I just told you it's dead'! 'Aye...I heerd how much d'yee want fer it'? Very patiently the guy explains very slowly, ' ...dead'. 'AYE...I heerd yee!...Look...i'll give yee £20.00 for it...noo is it a deal or no'? So the farmer asks ( as you might ) 'what the hell are you going to do with a dead donkey'? 'I'll sell it'!....' can't sell a dead donkey'! 'Watch me'. So he loads up the dead donkey and goes on his way. A month or so later the farmer bumped into the guy at the local market. 'How did you get on with the Donkey'? 'I did very well...I got over £6000.00 fer it'! 'WHAT!? How the hell did you do that'!? 'I sold raffle tickets at £10.00 each...I sold 650 of 'em'! 'Sweet jesus!...didn't anybody complain that the poor bugger was dead'? 'Aye...the guy that won I gave him a refund'.
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+2 2. ringmaster commented 4 years ago

More links please!
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+5 3. Klemm commented 4 years ago

I guess i won then
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-2 5. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago

I don't know anything funny :S

What I do know is that the video's have slowed up a little this week, one yesterday, one so far today. Is Admin on holiday? :|
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+1 6. Jim777 commented 4 years ago

What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?
An ambulance

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta

Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A taxi driver.

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!

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0 7. PownMeister commented 4 years ago

#1 I liked your second joke. Typical scots :P
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0 8. thundersnow commented 4 years ago

I can't think of a joke! :|
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0 9. Judge-Jake commented 4 years ago

#8 Suxi? just a thought:D
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-1 10. thundersnow commented 4 years ago

#9 Not funny! :|
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+1 11. sunnydaze4me commented 4 years ago

What kind of underwear do elderly people wear ??? Depends :D