"I ate an apple"; smart choice there!

An apple a day keeps the spider away

Where was this taken, it looks like a common house spider or something bad that could kill you, not totally sure which! Obviously likes bananas, bless it's little hairy eight legs and fangs.

Well FOOK THAT ! I ain't eating no more bananas!

i don't think spiders are the thing to be worried about while eating bananas

https://www.ewg.org/enviroblog/2014/04/bananas#.W0cR-9UzaUl

#4 Consider this Camera Guy, you must be what 90 now, how many banana's have you eaten in your life that have actually contained a spider, I mean yeah ok you might have accidentally eaten a few little spiders without noticing or perhaps just some spider eggs that have hatched out inside you and burrowed their way out of, lets say your ear perhaps at night when you were asleep but come on that could just as easily have happened with any fruit or fiber.

I'm thinking that what you are actually worried about here, is that you might bite into a banana perhaps while looking in a mirror combing your head where your hair used to be and suddenly see a hairy leg poking out of your mouth. I can see, I really can. Now that might be a little alarming and without question a thing of nightmares But you know if you think about it, and I'm sure you will now, even taking the banana out of the equation, a big spider could just as easily stroll into your mouth in the dark when you are sleeping, now couldn't it? Hope that has put your mind at rest. JJ

That could be a very dangerous Wandering spider that is known to infest banana groves and has caused some fatalities.
Again....very creepy.

#7 I would also check the banana for the spider machete he used to hack his way out of that banana before eating it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqHN4YDBejk

Thanks #9 , That was very cool trickery.

I'd call her "Kong".