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+3 1. ComentAtor commented 1 year ago

snakey what do you think about this
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+3 2. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

SIX DAYS! And he'd finished everything in the video we have just watched. The heavens and the Earth part he created in two or three days, in the dark and we think the Germans are fast workers. Then it took him another two whole days to colour just the earth in and fill it with animals and stuff. And he created Great Whales..didn't mention the dinosaurs actually and the fact that he called the whales 'great,' would, if you were cynical seem to suggest that they were his biggest animals or you might have expected a line like 'And he created the Supersaurus which was a good 15 foot longer than the largest whale he created. Still still a bloody lot of stuff for one guy in a week, no wonder he had Sunday off.
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+2 3. ringmaster commented 1 year ago

Did you see my 'friend' TON 618? :O
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+2 4. Austin commented 1 year ago

#1 ComentAtor It seems that #2 JJ got a jump on how Cobra-kai and Austin the Enlightened O:) would answer such a question. All of the answers are clearly in the book of Genesis. Thank you JJ for showing us the truth.

That said, if you are curious as to what #1 ComentAtor (aka the Apostate with a prostate) believes in… well you are in for a treat. He is a confessed Pastafarian. Just look at this nonsense and then tell Master Cobra-kai and me that our Genesis creation story, as told by Him in His book, isn’t far more convincing, honest and realistic. And plausible. Case closed and we accept your apology.

Creation of the World according to Pastafarianism. The Five Days Creation!

On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens. On the second -- because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying -- He created the land and complemented it with a Beer Volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the Beer Volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, because He forgot that He created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which He named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident. (While emptying His Holy Pasta Pot of water, He did not pay attention to where this water was going.)

Timeline

1/1/5000BFSM- The first day appears. The FSM creates large balls of flaming gas, which accidentally leak water, creating seas. It was pretty weird for the stars to be immersed in the ocean, so the FSM separated them and created vast galaxies and cosmic stuff.

1/2/5000BFSM- The second day appears. The FSM creates filment, which He renames "Land", since "filment-ho!" didn't sound as good as "land-ho!" The FSM creates a volcano that releases beverages and decides to keep it in heaven near the stars instead of the land.

1/3/5000BFSM- Somewhere in the Indian Ocean, the FSM was hungover, and forgot what He had created the previous day, so He renamed the land "Earth." Then He grew lush jungles of rice, grass, semolina and ferns.

1/4/5000BFSM- The FSM created more stars including the sun and moon.

1/5/5000BFSM- The Big Bang happened and a tree and mountains and midget were created. It is important to note that the FSM later doubted the wisdom of creating said midget.

Aftermath
Creation clearly produced mixed results. In other religions, this is ascribed to the Creator God(s) being temperamental, having unclear goals, or being just not very good at this sort of thing. In Pastafarianism, the FSM's theodicy is a simple consideration of which parts of the universe were created when the FSM was hungover, bleary, day-drinking, drunk, binge drinking, or blackout drunk. The FSM's blackouts and drunken fumbling do not actually diminish His omniscience and omnipotence; the resolution of this apparent paradox is obvious, although only in states of appropriately advanced intoxication. In short: He was drunk, and so sometimes you need to be too.

http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_of_the_World
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+1 5. Judge-Jake commented 1 year ago

#4 Well I appreciated all your copy pasting Austin if no one else did. It took me ages to type out all that stuff from Genesis though and from memory, its amazing what you remember from school isn't it. I had to leave the last couple of days out as it was too big for Snotr's page. :P
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+2 6. ComentAtor commented 1 year ago

wow.. i'd never have thought you two have been pastafaries .. you seemed so christian ,upper class and well informed :D
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+2 7. Austin commented 1 year ago

First, I am just impressed as hell that #5 JJ was able to recite all of that Genesis based text from memory.

As Christopher Hitchens pointed out, there is a reason why children are indoctrinated into their parents or family’s religions at such an early age and usually not given a choice in the matter. They are thus conditioned to accept it and its message, and they are impressionable sponges. JJ pulled all of that from presumably many Sundays of teachings… wow!

I may have an idea what to look for because I do read but I could never present it with such specificity. The google machine is very helpful in that regard.

As for Pastafarianism #6. ComentAtor I must confess … I fell for the branding or the logo. One day I saw His Noodly image on the back of a car and did a double take. Much like when I saw my first Darwin Fish car plaque. Curious I investigated. Given the brilliant origins story, I was a convert. And now that people have successfully sued in some countries to wear colanders in legal photos .. oh f*ck me, this is worth supporting.

I love the legal battles over what constitutes a legitimate religion and what doesn’t. That is a question worth debating IMHO.
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0 8. buckleg08 commented 1 year ago

Each to their own...8-)
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0 9. ChrisBolden commented 161 days ago

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